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ISBN 13 : 9781935232247
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (322 download)
Download or read book Lucy's Favorite Elephant Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2011-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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ISBN 13 : 9780812475517
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Book Rating : 4.4/5 (755 download)
Download or read book Elephants Never Forget: A Book of Elephant Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Paul Acampora
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1596437421
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (964 download)
Download or read book I Kill the Mockingbird written by Paul Acampora and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-05-20 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best friends Lucy, Elena, and Michael are excited to see "To Kill A Mockingbird" on their summer reading list. But not everyone in their class shares the same enthusiasm. So they hatch a plot to get the entire town talking about Harper Lee's classic novel.
Author : Paige Toon
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1847395031
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (473 download)
Download or read book Lucy in the Sky written by Paige Toon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-09-04 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR Escape to the summer and feel the warmth of Paige Toon's storytelling Settling down for a 24-hour flight to Australia, Lucy finds a text message on her phone - not from her boyfriend James, as she fondly hopes, but from a woman claiming to have slept with him four times in the past month. Trapped on the plane, she questions everything about her relationship with James. She finally calls him and he reassures her: it was only his mates playing a silly joke. James is a lawyer, persuasive and gorgeous and Lucy adores him. So why, at the wedding in Sydney of her best friend Molly, does she have niggling doubts, and find herself attracted to Molly's brother-in-law Nathan? The sooner she gets back to her regular life in London, the flat she shares with James, her job in PR, the better. Nathan is a happy-go-lucky surfer boy, with no prospects, no place to live, an almost-girlfriend in tow. And the other side of the world... Lucy - a girl caught between two distant continents - and two very different men... THE ONE WE FELL IN LOVE WITH was selected for the Zoella Book Club and Paige Toon's novels have been published across the world. Praise for Paige Toon's novels: 'You'll love it, cry buckets and be uplifted' MARIAN KEYES 'I blubbed, I laughed and I fell in love... utterly heart-wrenching' GIOVANNA FLETCHER 'Devoured this in one sitting' COSMOPOLITAN 'An absorbing and emotional read' HEAT
Author : C.M. Stassel
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312969539
Total Pages : 173 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (129 download)
Download or read book LUCY THE ELEPHANT written by C.M. Stassel and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-12-06 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome the debut novel of C.M. Stassel. The story of an elephant named Lucy who swims across an entire ocean in search of the man she loves. She makes it. Her story as told by a delusional man, Humphrey. He is smart, handsome, wealthy, and determined, but lost in his own ocean of problems, brought on by his search for the woman he loves. The prophecy of his death is offered at onset, and its fulfillment only draws closer as his story becomes more and more intertwined with Lucy's. He does not make it.
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : David C. Tucker
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 0786487321
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (864 download)
Download or read book The Women Who Made Television Funny written by David C. Tucker and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2015-03-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most of the bright and talented actresses who made America laugh in the 1950s are off the air today, but their pioneering Hollywood careers irrevocably changed the face of television comedy. These smart and sassy women successfully negotiated the hazards of the male-dominated workplace with class and humor, and the work they did in the 1950s is inventive still by today's standards. Unable to fall back on strong language, shock value, or racial and sexual epithets, the female sitcom stars of the 1950s entertained with pure talent and screen savvy. As they did so, they helped to lay the foundation for the development of television comedy. This book pays tribute to 10 prominent television actresses who played lead roles in popular comedy shows of the 1950s. Each chapter covers the works and personalities of one actress: Lucille Ball (I Love Lucy), Gracie Allen (The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show), Eve Arden (Our Miss Brooks), Spring Byington (December Bride), Joan Davis (I Married Joan), Anne Jeffreys (Topper), Donna Reed (The Donna Reed Show), Ann Sothern (Private Secretary and The Ann Sothern Show), Gale Storm (My Little Margie and The Gale Storm Show: Oh! Susanna), and Betty White (Life with Elizabeth). For each star, a career sketch is provided, concentrating primarily on her television work but also noting achievements in other areas. Appendices offer cast and crew lists, a chronology, and an additional biographical sketch of 10 less familiar actresses who deserve recognition.
Author : Russell Roberts
Publisher : Rutgers University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780813519968
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (199 download)
Download or read book Down the Jersey Shore written by Russell Roberts and published by Rutgers University Press. This book was released on 1993 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Summer visitors and year-round residents alike are sure to discover Jersey Shore lore that captures their fancy in this entertaining account of the people, places, and events that have shaped New Jersey's famous shoreline. From ghost stories and the comic misadventures of the early Miss America Pageant to the dynamics of the changing coastline and poignant portraits of traditional crafts workers, Russell Roberts and Rich Youmans have chronicled the fascinating history and heritage of the New Jersey Shore. In this book you'll meet the luminaries who've frequented the Shore--from President Ulysses Grant strolling through Long Branch to Grace Kelly learning to surf at Ocean City. You'll find out why the boardwalk was invented, and also why early ones were removable. Join the authors as they pay tribute to the Shore's forgotten inventors, including Simon Lake, who some consider the true father of the modern submarine. Relive the Jersey Shore's role in wartime and learn the story of the mysterious Nazi submarine sunken off of Point Pleasant Beach. Read about Lucy the Margate Elephant, as a well as her two long-gone "cousins." Discover all this and more as Roberts and Youmans explore the vast uncharted heritage of the New Jersey Shore.
Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Simon & Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501161164
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Lessons From Lucy written by Dave Barry and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this “little gem” (Washington Independent Review of Books), Pulitzer Prize–winning columnist and New York Times bestselling author Dave Barry learns how to age happily from his old but joyful dog, Lucy. As Dave Barry turns seventy—not happily—he realizes that his dog, Lucy, is dealing with old age far better than he is. She has more friends, fewer worries, and way more fun. So Dave decides to figure out how Lucy manages to stay so happy, to see if he can make his own life happier by doing the things she does (except for drinking from the toilet). He reconnects with old friends and tries to make new ones—which turns out to be a struggle, because Lucy likes people a lot more than he does. And he gets back in touch with two ridiculous but fun groups from his past: the Lawn Rangers, a group of guys who march in parades pushing lawnmowers and twirling brooms (alcohol is involved), and the Rock Bottom Remainders, the world’s oldest and least-talented all-author band. With each new lesson, Dave riffs hilariously on dogs, people, and life in general, while also pondering Deep Questions, such as when it’s okay to lie. (Answer: when scallops are involved.) Lessons From Lucy shows readers a new side to Dave Barry that’s “touching and sentimental, but there’s still a laugh on every page” (The Sacramento Bee). The master humorist has written a witty and affable guide to joyous living at any age.
Author : Sylvia Bishop
Publisher : Scholastic UK
ISBN 13 : 1407168304
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (71 download)
Download or read book Erica's Elephant written by Sylvia Bishop and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2016-06-02 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Erica Perkins wakes up on the morning of her tenth birthday, the last thing she expects is to find a very confused elephant sitting on her doorstep. So begins an unlikely friendship. But can a small girl and a rather large elephant learn to live together in a tiny terraced house? And when the dastardly owner of the local zoo plots to steal the elephant, will Erica be able to outsmart him?
Author : Neil Gaiman
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0380810956
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (88 download)
Download or read book The Wolves in the Walls written by Neil Gaiman and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2005-07-26 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lucy hears sneaking, creeping, crumpling noises coming from inside the walls. She is sure there are wolves living in the walls of her house.
Author : Nancy E. Krulik
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0689854730
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (898 download)
Download or read book Lucy's Advice written by Nancy E. Krulik and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lucy loves to give advice. Can she help Charlie Brown? He might need more advice than even Lucy can give.
Author : Lucy Jordan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780439215176
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (151 download)
Download or read book Dumb Jokes for Smart Kids written by Lucy Jordan and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zillions of the dumbest jokes - to annoy your family, tease your friends and keep you the smartest kid on the block.
Author : Carole Tremblay
Publisher : Orca Book Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1459827031
Total Pages : 39 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (598 download)
Download or read book Lentil Soup written by Carole Tremblay and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who knew a simple bowl of soup could be so interesting? When a younger brother decides his soup is too hot to eat, he starts peppering his older brother with questions: Where do lentils come from? What are those white things? Why is it called celery? One question leads to another and another and another, and the older brother answers them all with humor and dwindling patience. Through questions, jokes and riddles, we learn about lentils, tomatoes, salt, pepper and everything else we need to make a good lentil soup, including a recipe for readers to make it themselves. This delightfully illustrated picture book will pique the interest of little connoisseurs everywhere and encourage inquisitive minds to think about what goes into their favorite foods.
Author : Alice Pung
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 039955050X
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (995 download)
Download or read book Lucy and Linh written by Alice Pung and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an author Amy Tan calls “a gem,” this is a witty, highly acclaimed novel that’s “part Mean Girls, part Lord of the Flies” (The Bulletin, Starred review) about navigating life in private school while remaining true to yourself. Lucy is a bit of a pushover, but she’s ambitious and smart, and she has just received the opportunity of a lifetime: a scholarship to a prestigious school, and a ticket out of her broken-down suburb. Though she’s worried she will stick out like badly cut bangs among the razor-straight students, she is soon welcomed into the Cabinet, the supremely popular trio who wield influence over classmates and teachers alike. Linh is blunt, strong-willed, and fearless—everything Lucy once loved about herself. She is also Lucy’s last solid link to her life before private school, but she is growing tired of being eclipsed by the glamour of the Cabinet. As Lucy floats further away from the world she once knew, her connection to Linh—and to her old life—threatens to snap. Sharp and honest, Alice Pung’s novel examines what it means to grow into the person you want to be without leaving yourself behind. An NPR Best Book of the Year A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year A YALSA Best Fiction for Young Adults selection A Texas Tayhas Reading List Selection A Bank Street College of Education and Children’s Book Committee Best Children’s Books of the Year with Distinguished Outstanding Merit "A bracing, enthralling gut-punch and an essential read for teens, teachers, and parents alike." —Kirkus Reviews, Starred review "This daring work with an authentic protagonist teaches important lessons about being yourself while navigating through life."—School Library Journal, Starred review "Lucy’s struggle to find her place and sense of self will have a wide appeal for teen readers and is a welcome addition to the prep-school canon."—Booklist, Starred review "Lyrical, enchanting prose from a narrator with perception so acute she cannot help but share it immerses readers into the very heart of every scene. This is highly recommended for classrooms and libraries [and] a superb choice for book discussion groups and world young adult literature survey courses."--VOYA, Starred review "Part Mean Girls, part Lord of the Flies, and part Special Topics in Calamity Physics, this well-observed and unsentimental novel taps into what is primal within privileged adolescent girls."—The Bulletin, Starred review "Lucy’s narration pulls readers alongside her uncertain navigation of two worlds, and we can’t help but cheer in solidarity as Lucy recognizes assimilation masquerading as inclusion, refuses to back down, and instead embraces who she is."—Horn Book Magazine "In a novel filled with strong visual images, Pung draws a sharp contrast between authenticity and deception, integrity and manipulation. Against the vividly painted backdrops of two very different communities, she traces Lucy’s struggle to form a new identity without compromising the values she holds closest to her heart."—Publishers Weekly
Author : Darrin P. Lunde
Publisher : Charlesbridge
ISBN 13 : 1607346052
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Hello, Mama Wallaroo written by Darrin P. Lunde and published by Charlesbridge. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduces the common wallaroo, describing its appearance, where it lives, what it eats, and how it cares for its young.
Author : Judy Gordon
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1582293708
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (822 download)
Download or read book You and Me Grandma written by Judy Gordon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-06 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new addition to the You and Me series, this beautiful gift book focuses on friendships that develop in familial relationships through poems, stories, and inspirational tributes.
