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Download or read book We All Looked Up written by Tommy Wallach and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-24 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lives of four high school seniors intersect weeks before a meteor is set to pass through Earth's orbit, with a 66.6% chance of striking and destroying all life on the planet.
Download or read book Holy Crap written by David Hines and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-03-09 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “We should start our own religion.” One simple sentence, one really bad idea. But to chronic underachievers Danny Welles and Walter James, starting a new religion sounded like the best idea they'd ever had. Those six little words would inspire them to write their own dogma, ensnare a gullible Hollywood star to be their spokesman, hijack the nation’s highest-rated TV talk show and create the Church of OK, a religion based on “positivity and permissiveness” that would fuel a media firestorm rocketing them to fame – and infamy. Holy Crap is a funny, satirical look at our modern culture, following its characters as they take on religion, Hollywood, television, the tabloids and each other with the goal to enrich lives – as well as their own bank accounts. It’s a journey filled with religious zealots, 7-Eleven hot dogs, Caddyshack as a Christian allegory, Kama Sutra with cats, a certain amount of substance abuse, and heartfelt sex on playground equipment.
Download or read book Untouched written by John McWilliams and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One man's tumultuous, sometimes violent, journey through the deepest depths of sin and human weakness, to the discovery of the truth'his own.From the confessional of a cold New Jersey rooftop to the conflict-ridden southern home of Theresa Mill, Rob Sheridan explores a tragic and terrifying night in his past by opening doors into the souls of Theresa and her daughter, Valerie.Untouchedis also the study of a post=sexual revolution America coming to terms with its new and oftentimes ambiguous roles for men and women. And it is a meditation on emotion'raw and restrained, good and evil'and how, try as we may, we can never escape that which makes us human.
Book Synopsis Choose Your Own Misadventure by : Thedrunken Valet
Download or read book Choose Your Own Misadventure written by Thedrunken Valet and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2006-11-01 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The opus of two perpetually stoned malcontents, Choose Your Own Misadventure: 309 allows the reader to choose their own path through a journey that traverses the hinterlands of a metropolis and the gritty, decaying urban husk that is Philadelph itself. The human-landscape has been shaped by the violent collision of base instincts and conditioned consumer responses. Consume and fornicate! Fornicate and consume! In a world that has been sucked dry, paved over, and strip mall acne'd, there ain't no wrong choices, 'cause there ain't no right choices! An absurdly funny, nihilistic stumble and fall, it is sure to delight and disgust, confuse and appall. Good lawd good lawd good lawd...
Book Synopsis Making Stuff and Doing Things by : Kyle Bravo
Download or read book Making Stuff and Doing Things written by Kyle Bravo and published by Microcosm Publishing. This book was released on 2014-11-29 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kyle Bravo has assembled a comprehensive book along with dozens of other instructional articles that tell you how to do just about everything. Topics include getting active, direct action, gardening, how to make wine, homeschooling, fixing a toilet, audio phone patch, how to make envelopes, shoe repair, making rubber stamps, how to juggle, composting, DIY toothpaste, getting rid of fruit flies, greywater systems, composting toliets, making hanging and floating tents, saving money at the post office, making posters and stencils, fixing a harmonica, DIY flowerpots, avoiding dangerous household chemicals, preventing ear infections, how women can pee standing up, menstrual massages, and a few pieces for inspiration. I'm sure you can see by now why this is essential.
Download or read book Jackson written by T. P. Jones and published by BookPros, LLC. This book was released on 2009 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tales from the Heartland On the banks of the Mississippi in an Iowa city, the Jackson Meatpacking Company and its two thousand employees are in trouble. Cutthroat competition has driven the company to the brink of bankruptcy. Jackson's mayor, a packinghouse worker himself, proposes an employee buyout. However, the idea is quickly stolen from him by the company's CEO, who will do anything to save the packinghouse, even if it means putting his employees' life savings at risk. Soon the company board, the union and even rank-and-file employees are fighting to make the plan their own. The whole town is drawn into the battle over company survival, as the people of Jackson face a seemingly impossible choice. Author tour: Upper Midwest, Berkeley, CA
Book Synopsis Blood-N-Blood Out by : Elbert T David Jr
Download or read book Blood-N-Blood Out written by Elbert T David Jr and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saleem, Trey, Bruce and Shymire are four teenagers that are fed up with living a penniless lifestyle. Together they decide their only way to escape poverty and get lots of money is to enter the lucrative drug trade in the city of Pittsburgh. In their quest to take over the entire city, the four knew they will have to set examples out of people to let the streets know they're not to be played with even if it meant starting a war with the most ruthless drug lord in the city. Will this be a mistake that could cost them their lives and also the lives of their family members as well?
Book Synopsis Good Hope Road: Collected Poems, 1999-2009 by : Tommy Anthony
Download or read book Good Hope Road: Collected Poems, 1999-2009 written by Tommy Anthony and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-03-08 with total page 572 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All the favorites, including "Young and Immortal," "15 Miles Out of Madison," "Catholic Stripper," "Rouge Blush," "Catholic Guilt," "Grow Young with Me," "Let's Pretend It's Sunday," "Oh Felix Culpa," "Memories of Eden," and many, many more.
Download or read book Half Cocked written by Gregory Payette and published by 8 Flags Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-08-01 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George Sisco’s still not convinced a life without crime is all it’s cracked up to be... As part of the Massachusetts inmate re-entry program, Dr. Amy Marlow is tasked with getting him back on the right track after another stint behind bars. But George has something else on his mind… When his ex-brother-in-law Louie tries to persuade him to get in on some action, George is hesitant to put his trust in another one of Louie’s screwball schemes. But if they can pull it off, this time the payout could be big. And the money could be all George needs to finally break free. But everything starts to unravel before they even get started. The misfit gang George and Louie pull together threaten to derail their plans. And when they’re forced to deal with an acquaintance who has a score to settle with George, they have to shift gears to cover their tracks. But it’s his blind pursuit of Dr. Marlow that’ll turn out to be George’s biggest mistake yet. When he finds himself in another mess he’s not sure how to fix, he’ll have to choose between the beautiful doctor’s life and the so-called friends depending on him…
Book Synopsis Dispatches from the Tenth Circle by : Robert Siegel
Download or read book Dispatches from the Tenth Circle written by Robert Siegel and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2001 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Onion is laugh-out-loud, go-tell-your-friends, get-angry-you-didn't-think-of-it funny." -Conan O'Brien "Outside of maybe Dario Fo, an Italian who few are sure exists, the Onion people make the most consistently perfect and excoriating social commentary we currently have. But will those Nobel bastards honor them, too? Only God, our merciless and just God, knows." -Dave Eggers "The funniest publication in the United States." -The New Yorker "This publication is tasteless and destructive to our shared values. Read it for yourself and you'll see what I mean. Seriously, what else could make me laugh-much less laugh uproariously-while being offended week after week after week?" -Al Gore "The Onion is the funniest thing in news since Dan Rather's spooky stare." -Matt Groening "Brutal satire that rushes into the far reaches of race, class, sexuality, and culture where many publications-and critics-fear to tread." -Chicago Tribune "The Onion, unlike any other entity in our media culture, offers a refreshingly honest look at our complicated life." -Ken Burns
Download or read book Lectures on the Psalms written by Didymus and published by InterVarsity Press. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 507 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over the course of his career, early Christian theologian Didymus the Blind wrote numerous theological treatises and exegetical works. This ACT volume presents Didymus's lectures on portions of the Psalms as they were originally presented to his students, allowing us to learn at Didymus's feet and find comfort in the Word of God.
Download or read book No Wake Zone written by D.C. Salisbury and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-06-10 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the St.Joe River, Deputy Henry, training his new recruit, encounters three White Supremacists. After his encounter, Henry – along with his new friend Coker, an ex-Marine who is freshly back from Iraq – has to track down the Supremacists. Their chase takes them through North Idaho and the wilds of western Montana. Coker and Henry face other challenges along the way, from staying on the chase to deciding what to do if they find the Supremacists. Henry has to decide what side of the law he falls on. Will the dreams of her return after his ordeal?
Download or read book Sweets written by Darlene Nicholson and published by Publish America. This book was released on 2005-12 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I could not stop the tears from falling as I watched the moving truck pull out of the driveway. I felt like my life was over. It felt like half of me was gone. Reggie left me. He decided that he didnt want to be married anymore. He wanted to find himself. He wanted to be alone. After the last bag went out, he stood at the door looking at me. I looked at him out of the corner of my eye. He put his keys on the table and walked out. I wanted to run outside and kick his butt for the pain hed caused. But I couldnt. My body was trembling. It felt like I was having a heart attack. I looked out the window, praying that he would turn around and come back. I started thinking about the first day that I met him. It was Kimmies birthday party on May 7, 1999.
Download or read book Mirror Opposites written by J L Daniels and published by Author House. This book was released on 2014-12-15 with total page 795 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The idea for this book came to me after a brief conversation I had with a lawyer friend who liked the spin I placed on a newspaper article we both had read involving a notable fugitive from justice. "You know" he said, regarding my thought, "that would make for a very interesting book! You should write it!" I had been urged to write about my life by my wife Pat and my sisters Leah and Diane who find my past vocations and life experiences fascinating. Also incorporated in their thinking was the idea that although I had a yet to be certified gift for writing I did possess a creative though possibly warped mind; a mind that might produce something that would make for interesting reading. That said, I decided to take my sisters' along with my Lawyer friend's and my wife's advice and write. About my life? About the spin I had put on the newspaper article? Well, I decided to incorporate both in a loose fictitious way. Yes, many elements of the book are real and some events and actions that happened in the book took place. But it is a seven years in the writing work of FICTION that I hope the reader will find entertaining and enjoy.
Download or read book Debauchery written by Andre Hadley and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-08-18 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My stories are all based on one characters life that is full of wild sex ventures. My stars name is Timothy Jackson. He has a very high sex drive as my story goes on about him. As a whole, my stories are all modern-day street urban books. My work comes from everyday lives that my peers have to surpass from the pressures of fornication and infidelity. My goal is to reach out to those with similar experiences and show them that there is always someone out there with the same problems, and there is always someone out there that needs that helping hand.
Book Synopsis The Wheelman by : Duane Swierczynski
Download or read book The Wheelman written by Duane Swierczynski and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-11-14 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: His money stolen and his battered carcass left for dead, getaway driver Lennon is on a mission to find out who is responsible--and to get back his loot. A dirty cop, the Russian and Italian mobs, the mayor's hired gun, and a musician maneuver for position as this novel twists and turns toward its conclusion.
