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Being 50 is a Lot of Work

Author : Joseph Amler
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1460279611
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book Being 50 is a Lot of Work written by Joseph Amler and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2015-12-15 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turning 50 ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. Heck, it’s a lot of work! Your wife sees through all your excuses to get out of housework, and your kids have moved from bedtime stories to jokes about your bald spot. Sports aren’t nearly as fun when you’re huffing up a storm, and it looks like you’re gonna have to give up on that dream of playing in the Masters at Augusta. This deal’s no good at all! Being 50 is a Lot of Work covers all the aches and moans in a straight shootin’, no hogwash look at what it really means to hit the half-century mark — in all its pudgy glory.

1 Dead in Attic

Author : Chris Rose
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439126240
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book 1 Dead in Attic written by Chris Rose and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-04 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a new foreword by the author—Chris Rose’s New York Times bestselling collection: “A gripping book about life’s challenges in post-Katrina New Orleans…packed with heart, honesty, and wit” (New Republic). Celebrated as a local classic and heaped with national praise, 1 Dead in Attic is a brilliant collection of columns by an award-winning Times-Picayune journalist chronicling the horrific damage and aftermath wrought by Hurricane Katrina in 2006. “Frank and compelling...vivid and invaluable” (Booklist), it is a roller coaster ride through a devastated American wasteland as it groans for rebirth. Full of the emotion, tragedy and even humor—which has made Chris Rose a favorite son and the voice of a lost city—these are the stories of the dead and the living, of survivors and believers, of destruction and recovery, and of hope and despair. With photographs by British photojournalist Charlie Varley, 1 Dead in Attic captures New Orleans caught between an old era and a new, New Orleans in its most desperate time, as it struggled out of floodwaters and willed itself back to life.

A John Mellencamp Music Journey

Author : Gail Tolbert
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1434313255
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (343 download)

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Download or read book A John Mellencamp Music Journey written by Gail Tolbert and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2007-05-11 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brenda and Gail have been friends for most of their lives and are devastated when Brenda is diagnosed with breast cancer. By a strange occurence they are propelled back through time and space to the time before Brenda had the cancer and try to figure out how she may have been exposed to a cancer-causing material. Some of the events in this book are true to a point, but have been embellished to entertain the reader. If only we could go back and start over or do our lives over. Wouldn't it be wonderful! Well yes it was!

50+ Pirate Novels: An Ultimate Collection (Including Great Seafaring Legends)

Author : Jules Verne
Publisher : Good Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 7265 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (596 download)

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Download or read book 50+ Pirate Novels: An Ultimate Collection (Including Great Seafaring Legends) written by Jules Verne and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-11-25 with total page 7265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The '50+ Pirate Novels: An Ultimate Collection (Including Great Seafaring Legends)' stands as a monumental assembly of the finest in pirate literature, spanning a diverse array of literary stylesfrom the thrilling adventure tales to the meticulously researched historical fictions. This anthology not only celebrates the swashbuckling sagas that have captured the imagination of readers for centuries but also highlights the rich tapestry of cultural and temporal contexts from which these stories hail. Among the standout pieces are works by those authors who have become synonymous with adventure at sea and the pirate lore that so fervently captivates the spirit of freedom and daring against overwhelming odds. This collection's significance is further amplified by its inclusion of lesser-known gems alongside the classics, offering a comprehensive look at the evolution of pirate narratives in literature. The contributing authors, including literary giants such as Jules Verne, Edgar Allan Poe, and Arthur Conan Doyle, collectively represent a remarkable spectrum of historical, cultural, and creative backgrounds, contributing to the anthology's thematic richness. These authors, many of whom were pivotal figures in literary movements such as Romanticism, the Adventure Novel, and Historical Fiction, provide a panoramic view of the shifting landscapes of morality, freedom, and adventure on the high seas. This collection not only aligns with, but enriches the understanding of these movements, blending fiction with the historical realities of piracy, exploring not just the legends but the human condition itself. 'Readers seeking to embark on a comprehensive voyage through the tumultuous waters of pirate literature will find '50+ Pirate Novels: An Ultimate Collection (Including Great Seafaring Legends)' an invaluable treasure chest. It offers not just a window into the daring escapades of pirates across the seven seas, but also a mirror reflecting the diverse interpretations of freedom and adventure. This anthology is recommended for anyone eager to dive deep into the realm of pirates and their enduring legacy in literature, providing both an extensive overview and a profound understanding of its themes through the eyes of some of the world's most renowned authors.

I'm Not Gonna Lie

Author : George Lopez
Publisher : Celebra
ISBN 13 : 0451417100
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (514 download)

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Download or read book I'm Not Gonna Lie written by George Lopez and published by Celebra. This book was released on 2013 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Newly single and ready to embrace life, Lopez was excited to turn 50. He spent his entire 49th year waiting for the calendar to flip to that magic number. But it suddenly hit him: he was old. From dating younger women to fighting the uphill battle of staying in shape, he tells the unabashed, and often hilarious, truth about aging--as only he can.

Daring to Write

Author : Erika M. Martinez
Publisher : University of Georgia Press
ISBN 13 : 0820349267
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book Daring to Write written by Erika M. Martinez and published by University of Georgia Press. This book was released on 2016-04-15 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With this new Latino literary collection Erika M. Martínez has brought together twenty-five engaging narratives written by Dominican women and women of Dominican descent living in the United States. The first volume of its kind, Daring to Write offers readers a wide array of works on a range of topics, including love and family, identity and belonging, immigration and the meaning of home. The resonant voices in this compilation reveal experiences that have been largely invisible until now. The volume opens with a foreword by Julia Alvarez and includes short stories, novel excerpts, memoirs, and personal essays and features work by established writers such as Angie Cruz and Nelly Rosario, alongside works by emerging writers. Narratives originally written in Spanish appear in English for the first time, translated by Achy Obejas. An important contribution to Latino/a studies, these writings will introduce readers to a new collection of rich literature. Contributors: Marivell Contreras, Kersy Corporan, Angie Cruz, Rhina P. Espaillat, Delta Eusebio, Noris Eusebio-Pol, Yalitza Ferreras, Carolina González, Farah Hallal, Ángela Hernández, Juleyka Lantigua-Williams, Ana-Maurine Lara, Erika M. Martínez, Miriam Mejía, Riamny Méndez, Jeannette Miller, Sheilly Núñez, Jina Ortiz, Sofia Quintero, Dulce María Reyes Bonilla, Lissette Rojas, Nelly Rosario, Ludin Santana, Leonor Suarez, and Sherezada (Chiqui) Vicioso

She's Crushin' On a Savage

Author : Danielle May
Publisher : Sullivan Group Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1648400531
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (484 download)

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Download or read book She's Crushin' On a Savage written by Danielle May and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2017-09-20 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can your first crush really turn into your first love? After experiencing heartbreak from a person she thought was her first love, twenty-two-year-old shy and awkward Alana directs her time and energy to her future rather than relationships. But that all changes when her best friend, Gia, invites her to a party which is hosted by her older brother, Christian, and Alana’s first crush that she never fully got over. Christian is a sexy asshole, with a no-nonsense attitude that women tend to flock to, even though he gives them his ass to kiss. At twenty-six, he is a successful entrepreneur that lives by the motto ‘if you want something, you should grind until you get it,’ which he applied to every aspect in his life. But he never thought that that would include a person that he only saw as his little sister’s friend, until he starts seeing her in a new light. After that night, Christian peruses Alana with a vengeance. Will Alana continue to run from the possible thought of being hurt again, or will Christian be the one that makes her question everything she knows about what love truly means?

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Author : Mark Manson
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 006245773X
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

The Giving Tree

Author : Shel Silverstein
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061965103
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book The Giving Tree written by Shel Silverstein and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-02-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As The Giving Tree turns fifty, this timeless classic is available for the first time ever in ebook format. This digital edition allows young readers and lifelong fans to continue the legacy and love of a classic that will now reach an even wider audience. "Once there was a tree...and she loved a little boy." So begins a story of unforgettable perception, beautifully written and illustrated by the gifted and versatile Shel Silverstein. This moving parable for all ages offers a touching interpretation of the gift of giving and a serene acceptance of another's capacity to love in return. Every day the boy would come to the tree to eat her apples, swing from her branches, or slide down her trunk...and the tree was happy. But as the boy grew older he began to want more from the tree, and the tree gave and gave and gave. This is a tender story, touched with sadness, aglow with consolation. Shel Silverstein's incomparable career as a bestselling children's book author and illustrator began with Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back. He is also the creator of picture books including A Giraffe and a Half, Who Wants a Cheap Rhinoceros?, The Missing Piece, The Missing Piece Meets the Big O, and the perennial favorite The Giving Tree, and of classic poetry collections such as Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, Every Thing On It, Don't Bump the Glump!, and Runny Babbit. And don't miss the other Shel Silverstein ebooks, Where the Sidewalk Ends and A Light in the Attic!

Orphaned Heroes

Author : Richard Carroll
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595281877
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book Orphaned Heroes written by Richard Carroll and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-09 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lieutenant "El Tee" Carroll was drafted into the U.S. Army and thrown into the Vietnam War at a firebase camp on the Cambodian border in 1969. His band of colorful warriors, led by Cajun "Sarnt"Jesse Parrod and Specialist Gordon "Ratman" Withers take the reader into ambush with crawling bugs and the smell of burning bodies. The story examines military doctrine, and the lives of those brave young men who wear our uniforms. Orphaned Heroes are those who have always fought in battle and are ignored by their leaders and countrymen back home. This book will put you into the action of flying bullets, and learn the thoughts and hopes of those desperate to survive their orphaned status.

Once Upon a Time in Rio

Author : Francisco Azevedo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451695586
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Time in Rio written by Francisco Azevedo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From well-known Brazilian playwright Francisco Azevedo, a heartwarming debut novel about three generations of a family whose kitchen contains the secret ingredient for happiness—sure to appeal to fans of Like Water for Chocolate. Once upon a time there was some rice. Rice planted in the earth, fallen from the sky, and gathered up from the stone. Rice that doesn’t spoil, it came from far away, by ship with three exuberant young people filled with dreams… Once Upon a Time in Rio is a spellbinding family saga beginning with José Custódio and Maria Romana and their search for a prosperous future. As newlyweds, José and Maria immigrated to Brazil at the beginning of the twentieth century, accompanied by a special gift. During the dinner preparations to celebrate their centenary wedding anniversary, their eldest son Antonio, already a grandfather, looks back at the lives of his parents, his aunt, his brothers, their children and grandchildren, as well as his own. Antonio knows that family is a difficult dish to get right and that happiness must be cooked up day by day; however, what separates his family from any other is its possession of a secret ingredient for happiness: the sack of magical rice given to his parents on their wedding day. With the help of the rice, whose magic is as old as fire and time, Antonio’s family has been guided through the most trying of life’s tribulations. Lyrically written, Once Upon a Time in Rio bares the fragile yet strong nature of the human spirit and with great insight captures the solace provided by loved ones in times of need. Already an international bestseller, this is a beautifully told tale about the wisdom of past generations and the inextricable ties of family.

PIRATE NOVELS: 50+ Adventure Classics, Treasure Hunt Tales & Maritime Novels

Author : Jules Verne
Publisher : Good Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 7264 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (596 download)

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Download or read book PIRATE NOVELS: 50+ Adventure Classics, Treasure Hunt Tales & Maritime Novels written by Jules Verne and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2024-01-16 with total page 7264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PIRATE NOVELS: 50+ Adventure Classics, Treasure Hunt Tales & Maritime Novels is an unprecedented collection that embodies the spirit of adventure, the quest for treasure, and the high seas' daring escapades. This anthology brings together a diverse range of literary styles, from the swashbuckling tales of yore to the introspective journey narratives, showcasing the development of pirate literature through centuries. Distinct for its comprehensive inclusion of works that have shaped and defined the genre, the collection navigates through the tempests of human ambition, bravery, and the relentless pursuit of freedom. Amongst these pages, readers will find stories that have not only captivated audiences for generations but have also been instrumental in the evolution of adventure storytelling, contributing significantly to the literary canon. The contributing authors, including canonical figures like Jules Verne, Arthur Conan Doyle, and Edgar Allan Poe, alongside others like Rafael Sabatini and Frederick Marryat, represent a wide spectrum of literary movements, from Romanticism to Realism, each contributing their unique voice to the chorus of adventure literature. Their collective works, steeped in historical, cultural, and literary significance, offer a multifaceted view of piracy's allure and its impact on literature. The stories bridge the gap between fictional amusement and the exploration of human nature and societal challenges, making this collection an essential exploration of the genre. PIRATE NOVELS: 50+ Adventure Classics, Treasure Hunt Tales & Maritime Novels is an invitation to an unparalleled journey across the high seas. It offers readers the unique opportunity to immerse themselves in the adventurous world of pirates through the eyes of some of literature's greatest authors. This anthology stands as a significant educational resource, bridging historical contexts and literary artistry, making it an indispensable addition to the libraries of both academic scholars and casual readers alike. Delving into this rich compilation allows for an appreciation of the depth and breadth of maritime narratives, engaging with themes of adventure, morality, and the human spirit's indomitable quest for freedom.

Odyssey of a Phoenix : Down in Flames

Author : Jed Morgan
Publisher : Writers Republic LLC
ISBN 13 : 163728506X
Total Pages : 681 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (372 download)

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Download or read book Odyssey of a Phoenix : Down in Flames written by Jed Morgan and published by Writers Republic LLC. This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page 681 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Down in Flames' is an exploration of mental illness through the lens of fantasy. Arien Vlahos is a depressed soldier with a history of trauma and suicidal tendencies, but when a two thousand year old shapeshifter comes to him with a chance for a life worth living and death worth dying, Arien will try to save the world to end his pain.

From Us For You

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Publisher : Mindclover Productions
ISBN 13 : 196376224X
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (637 download)

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Download or read book From Us For You written by and published by Mindclover Productions. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty-five women (aged 30 to 80) tell stories of how they endured or navigated a variety of struggles and emerged having grown and transformed. Their desire is to share lessons learned to provide you with inspiration, hope, and encouragement. Writers describe experiences like altering limiting mindsets to recognize the value of self-care, listening, and manifesting; escaping emotionally or physically abusive environments and emerging stronger; stripping away restrictive expectations of others and creating authentic and passionate lives; and overcoming life-threatening illness through determination and taking charge. Others claim enough and intentionally discover and pursue more fulfilling careers; face harsh labels and inadequate language to become more compassionate; and find unexpected joy in mentoring and uplifting others. Their stories are important to learn from as they help us be more aware of the complexities of other people. Everybody has a story. Everybody. You will be touched by the resiliency and bravery of these writers as through their words you’ll find reasons to uplift your own life. Net profits from From Us For You book sales will be donated to a designated non-profit organization dedicated to advocating for and assisting women.

Me Being Me Is Exactly as Insane as You Being You

Author : Todd Hasak-Lowy
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442495731
Total Pages : 656 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Me Being Me Is Exactly as Insane as You Being You written by Todd Hasak-Lowy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-24 with total page 656 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through a series of lists, a narrator reveals how fifteen-year old Darren's world was rocked by his parents' divorce just as his brother, Nate, was leaving for college, and a year later when his father comes out as gay, then how he begins to deal with it all after a stolen weekend with Nate and his crush, Zoey.

Sporadic Thoughts

Author : Matthew Sanders
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1665520132
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (655 download)

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Download or read book Sporadic Thoughts written by Matthew Sanders and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021-03-25 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sporadic Thoughts is a new age “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” writing style content. We’re hoping to bring love back into people’s hearts and show that no matter what Race, Religion, Sex, Gender, Age, or Demographic you fit, we’re all the same (HUMAN BEINGS) and we have more in common than you think we do. Let’s start uniting and stop what we can control with the hatred that’s going on in the world today. Take an adventure into the minds of the common man and woman’s thoughts. See yourself within these spoken words. This is everything you think, but don’t say out loud. You’re not alone, share the experience and humor of our fellow peers.

Nothing But the Truth

Author : Vicky Pattison
Publisher : Sphere
ISBN 13 : 0751565458
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (515 download)

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Download or read book Nothing But the Truth written by Vicky Pattison and published by Sphere. This book was released on 2016-03-03 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vicky Pattison was once best known as the outspoken, fiery star of the notorious reality show Geordie Shore. It took the challenging conditions and terrifying trials of the I'm a Celebrity jungle for the nation to see Vicky's true colours: brave, kind, a team-player and loyal friend - and mistress of the wicked one-liner! Millions of viewers fell in love with Vicky and it was no surprise when they crowned her their Queen of the Jungle in a landslide victory. Now, in her number one bestselling autobiography, Vicky takes us back to where it all began: to the loving family who have always had her back; to the showbiz daydreams of an ambitious little girl and to the outrageous adventures of an outgoing young women making her way in the world. With courageous honesty, Vicky reveals how she experienced the highs and lows of fame on Geordie Shore, how she hit rock bottom when a turbulent relationship fell apart and how she dug deep to turn her life around and come out fighting. And for the first time Queen Vicky shares her exclusive behind-the-scenes I'm a Celeb gossip and reveals all her exciting plans for the future. Think you know Vicky Pattison? It's time to read the truth, the whole truth and NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.