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Download or read book Lmao Joke Book written by K. J. Ester and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-26 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning! Reading this book while drinking a beverage, driving, or setting bear traps may very well be dangerous. This is NOT the typical joke book where one out of twenty jokes will get a chuckle. I have scoured the internet, read other books and picked the brains of the funniest people I know in search of jokes that are actually funny.
Book Synopsis Humor is Tremendous by : Charlie E. Jones
Download or read book Humor is Tremendous written by Charlie E. Jones and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.
Book Synopsis The Millennial Joke Book by : Ken Habarta
Download or read book The Millennial Joke Book written by Ken Habarta and published by de Facto. This book was released on 2014-04-14 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first joke book of its kind to put an entire generation in the comedy crosshairs. Also known as Generation Y, the Millennials - people born between 1979 and 1996 - are the natural target for this volume of Millennial-sized jokes. Just as important are the marketers who dream up these labels in the first place.
Book Synopsis Little Johnny Sarcasm and Wit by : John Laird
Download or read book Little Johnny Sarcasm and Wit written by John Laird and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-03 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those not familiar with Little Johnny, he cleverly exemplifies some of the more sarcastic qualities of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes, Bart from The Simpsons, or any one of the South Park characters. While a casual observer might mistake his sarcasm as youthful ignorance, a closer look reveals just how calculated his wit can be. And it's this wit that has yet to be made collectively available to humor enthusiasts...until now. Little Johnny Sarcasm and Wit is the result of an exhaustive search around the world (wide web, mostly), countless hours sifting through archives (unsolicited email, mostly), and documenting renowned comedians (wannabes, mostly). The immediate fallout of this undertaking was quite rough around the edges, but through shrewd editing emerged a hearty collection of the most whimsical Little Johnny anecdotes available each having a unique ebb and flow.
Book Synopsis I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability by : Ron White
Download or read book I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability written by Ron White and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-05-01 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Ron White, the man known by fans (and law enforcement officials) as “Tater Salad,” comes a collection of his greatest hits and bits from his onstage shows, as well as some fo the more “interesting” stories from his life before comedy, while on the road, in the spotlight and out of his mind. After years working as a journeyman comic, struggling from one gig to the next, Ron White struck gold the Blue Collar Comedy phenomenon, including three feature-length concert films, television appearances, and his blockbuster comedy albums and DVDs Drunk in Public, They Call Me “Tater Salad,” and You Can’t Fix Stupid. Here, Ron brings his unique brand of humor to the page, accompanied by hilarious illustrations by acclaimed cartoonist Matthew Shultz. For both hard-core “Tater” fans and first timers, this is Ron White at his very best.
Book Synopsis Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine by : Editors of Reader's Digest
Download or read book Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!" Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too." "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973 As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."
Book Synopsis Knock Knock Jokes by : Efron Alan Hirsch
Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes written by Efron Alan Hirsch and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-12 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I believe in funny things, funny people, funny places, and a funny life. The fact of the matter is that humor and laughter are essential for our well-being and in order to maintain a high quality of life. Thus, the jokes in this book, which are specifically all knock knock jokes are nothing but the best of the best knock jokes in the world! These jokes were all gathered from real people who tell real knock knock jokes and who love knock knock jokes. I myself am a knock knock joke fanatic, and I'm always up for a good knock knock joke any day of week, any time of day! All of this said, a good knock knock joke does not only consist of the joke itself, but the way in which the joke is told. Therefore, I encourage you to try telling these jokes in different ways, try speaking at different speeds and using different tones of voice until you find the way that seems to work best for you, but most of all have fun! I wish you many hours of fun and laughter with the knock knock jokes contained in this book, they have definitely reshaped my life, and I truly hope they reshape yours and bring you many hours of pleasure telling and laughing at these super funny jokes! Enjoy!
Download or read book LoL! written by Johnny Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LOL! Funny Jokes for Kids Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early readers. It also includes some fun games and puzzles too. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 101 funny jokes for kids Excellent for early readers Includes fun games and puzzles Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Short jokes, cheesy jokes, animal jokes, and MORE! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do cars do at a party? A: Brake dance! HAHA! Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In a snow bank! LOL! Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! HAHA! Q: What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck? A: Money is tight these days! LOL! Q: What did the stamp say to the letter? A: I've become attached to you! HAHA! Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: He was feeling crummy! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of awesome jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
Download or read book New Rules written by Bill Maher and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2005-07-26 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The comedian host of Politically Incorrect draws on previously written material and the "New Rules" segments of his popular cable show, Real Time, to consider such topics as cell phones, fast food, and the agendas of conservative government figures. 250,000 first printing.
Book Synopsis Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Constable. This book was released on 2005-10-13 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.
Download or read book Lol written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-18 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny and Hilarious Jokes and Riddles for Kids Makes a fantastic birthday present, stocking stuffer, or gift for kids and jokes lovers! Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this awesome collection of jokes and riddles with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Inside you will find silly and corny jokes, riddles, wordplay, and humor. Also available in EBOOK and AUDIOBOOK format Joke book #2 in the Laugh Out Loud Series 150+ funny and hilarious jokes and riddles Excellent for reading aloud with friends and family Makes the perfect gift for early and beginning readers "Another instant classic joke book by the world-renowned comedian, Johnny B. Laughing" From the book... Q: What fish make the best sandwiches? A: A peanut butter and jellyfish! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequacker! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: What do you get if cross a frog with some mist? A: Kermit the Fog! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs in the snow? A: Slush puppies! Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between. Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing-out-loud today!
Book Synopsis The REALLY Funny LOL! Joke Book For Kids by : Mickey Macintyre
Download or read book The REALLY Funny LOL! Joke Book For Kids written by Mickey Macintyre and published by Bell & MacKenzie Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The REALLY Funny LOL! Joke Book For Kids. Over 200 side splitting, rib tickling jokes that will have you laughing out loud from beginning to end. Joke books are a great way to help kids read for fun, practice their skills of perception & humour and boost their social confidence. Plus with the Top Ten Tips for telling the best jokes, kids will love perfecting their delivery skills in front of an audience...even if that's only mum or dad, Auntie Betty or the family dog!....all of whom we're sure will be chuckling with laughter. Click on the cover to take a peek at some of the hilarious kids jokes included in this book. About The Author: Mickey MacIntyre is a dad to 4 young kids ranging from 4-11 years all of whom have their very own unique sense of humour and can't resist making up their very own jokes, many of which are included in this collection. You might also like: The REALLY Funny Knock! Knock! Joke Book For Kids The REALLY Funnny Doctor! Doctor! Joke Book For Kids
Book Synopsis The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book by : Craig Yoe
Download or read book The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book written by Craig Yoe and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
Download or read book Lol Jokes written by Craig Yoe and published by Arcadia Pub (Sc). This book was released on 2021-04-26 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bursting with laugh-out-loud jokes and fun facts, LOL Jokes: Los Angeles combines the best of humor and history for young readers Inspired by all the wonderful sights, sounds, and . . . smells of the City of Angels, this local joke book delivers kid-friendly punchlines that will have readers laughing 'til they cry Alongside hilarious jokes and puns are fascinating facts, goofy tidbits of local history, and engaging graphics that will keep readers chuckling and sharing with friends. LOL Jokes: Los Angeles is sure to deliver hours of knee-slapping entertainment. What L.A plant fits in your hand? A palm tree Fun Factoid: The iconic Los Angeles palm tree is actually a native of India or Southeast Africa.
Book Synopsis Seriously...I'm Kidding by : Ellen DeGeneres
Download or read book Seriously...I'm Kidding written by Ellen DeGeneres and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ~b~>With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR Seriously... I'm Kidding "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." -- People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus/DIVspan
Download or read book Joe Wilkinson written by Joe Wilkinson and published by Random House. This book was released on 2023-11-09 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Joyfully absurd and hilarious.’ ADAM KAY Here before you is Joe Wilkinson's brilliantly absurd account of his time on - and briefly off - planet Earth. Through cartoon stories (illustrated by Henry Paker) Joe recounts the defining moments and bizarre encounters of his life – from his schoolboy misfortunes to his formative years on the dating scene, to his money-making schemes and globetrotting adventures. With tall stories including... -Winning ‘most nits’ at school -That time I threw a turd into a tornado -Becoming the bad boy of fly tipping -The disastrous double date -My car airbag addiction -The time I tunnelled too far out of prison and ended up in the prison next door -The real reason Bigfoot went into hiding ...this book is a delightfully absurd journey into the mind of a comic maverick. Hilarious, heart-warming and utterly unique, Joe Wilkinson: My Autobiography is the off-the-wall life story of one of our most beloved and unorthodox comedians.
Download or read book ROFL written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
