Literally - Laugh Your Head Off

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ISBN 13 : 9781853756368
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (563 download)

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Book Synopsis Literally - Laugh Your Head Off by : Steven Appleby

Download or read book Literally - Laugh Your Head Off written by Steven Appleby and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How often do people—on the radio, on television, or in the supermarket—say things likenbsp;He was literally bursting with prideorI was literally blown awayorShe’s literally driving me up the wall?nbsp;These expressions are heard daily, (almost) literally a million times!nbsp;How would the worldnbsp;appear if these people really meant what they said? The examples in these pages—all real—define that world, drawing inspirationnbsp;from politicians, journalists, teachers, sports commentators and others from every walk of life. Ifnbsp;readers do not see a copy of this book,nbsp;they will be literally crushed with disappointment. Just a few of the many that will havenbsp;them literally rolling in the aisles are: a pop group literally exploding onto the music scene,nbsp;politicians literally wiping the floor with each other, a couple literally devouring a book, a company literally working on a shoestring . . . and literallynbsp;loads more!

Dragman

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Publisher : Metropolitan Books
ISBN 13 : 1250783585
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (57 download)

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Book Synopsis Dragman by : Steven Appleby

Download or read book Dragman written by Steven Appleby and published by Metropolitan Books. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WINNER OF SPECIAL JURY PRIZE AT 2021 FESTIVAL D'ANGOULÊME — NAMED A BEST GRAPHIC NOVEL OF 2020 BY THE GUARDIAN From "Britain's most loved comics artist" comes a superhero epic like no other—an ordinary man gains superpowers by donning women’s clothing, saving London and maybe even himself. August Crimp can fly, but only when he wears women’s clothes. Soaring above a gorgeous, lush vista of London, he is Dragman, catching falling persons, lost souls, and the odd stranded cat. After he’s rejected by the superhero establishment, where masked men chase endorsement deals rather than criminals, August quietly packs up his dress and cosmetics and retreats to normalcy — a wife and son who know nothing of his exploits or inclinations. When a technological innovation allows people to sell their souls, they do so in droves, turning empty, cruel, and hopeless, driven to throw themselves off planes. August is terrified of being outed, but feels compelled to bring back Dragman when Cherry, his young neighbor, begs him to save her parents. Can Dragman take down the forces behind this dreadful new black market? Can August embrace Dragman and step out of the shadows? The debut graphic novel from British cartoon phenomenon Steven Appleby, Dragman is at once a work of artistic brilliance, sly wit, and poignant humanity, a meditation on identity, morality, and desire, delivered with levity and grace.

When I Hit the Road

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Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1492640263
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (926 download)

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Book Synopsis When I Hit the Road by : Nancy J. Cavanaugh

Download or read book When I Hit the Road written by Nancy J. Cavanaugh and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the award-winning author of This Journal Belongs to Ratchet comes an uplifting, hilarious, illustrated middle grade story about a girl on a madcap road trip. Told in journal entries, When I Hit the Road explores making unexpected friends, multigenerational relationships, and finding out that maybe journaling your adventures isn't so bad after all. Samantha is not exactly excited to spend her entire summer vacation in Florida with her grandma. Or to have to write to her future self in the journal her mom insists she use. But it turns out that Gram has some not-so-boring plans up her sleeve... Gram and her friend Mimi are going to audition for the Seniors Have Got Talent Karaoke Contest! A road trip in Gram's new Mustang turns into a series of hilarious mishaps that flip Samantha's summer on its head, especially because, an unexpected person is sharing the ride: a super cute, muscular, athletic-looking, dimple-faced, middle-school boy named Brandon. It looks like her journal might be worth keeping after all because this summer will be one Samantha will never want to forget. Follow along with Sam, Gram, Mimi and Brandon in all their road trip shenanigans, including: A GIANT alligator and the grossest swamp mud you'll ever see The safe-haven Glory Bound Baptist Church (and cat burglar) The hilarious (and terrifying) Kooky Karaoke Contest The Friendly Fill-up Gas Station (and the Restroom of Horror) And more Perfect for summer reading, middle school girls, and students grades 3rd to 8th that want a fun, lighthearted read!

It's Kind of a Funny Story

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Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)

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Book Synopsis It's Kind of a Funny Story by : Ned Vizzini

Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Thank You for Coming to Hattiesburg

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501117440
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Book Synopsis Thank You for Coming to Hattiesburg by : Todd Barry

Download or read book Thank You for Coming to Hattiesburg written by Todd Barry and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “With this charming, sardonic debut, stand up comedian and actor Todd Barry makes readers laugh as hard as the audiences at his shows” (Publishers Weekly) in this hilarious book of travel essays from his time on tour in the US, Canada, and Israel. Hello. It’s Todd Barry. Yes, the massively famous comedian. I have billions of fans all over the world, so I do my fair share of touring. While I love doing shows in the big cities (New York, Philadelphia), I also enjoy a good secondary market (Ithaca, Bethlehem). Performing in these smaller places can be great because not all entertainers stop there on tour; they don’t expect to see you. They’re appreciative. They say things like “Thank you for coming to Hattiesburg” as much as they say “Nice show.” And almost every town has their version of a hipster coffee shop, so I can get in my comfort zone. My original plan was to book one secondary market show in all fifty states, in about a year, but that idea was funnier than anything in my act. So, instead of all fifty states in a year, my agent booked multiple shows in a lot of states, plus Israel and Canada. Thank You for Coming to Hattiesburg is part tour diary, part travel guide, and part memoir (Yes, memoir. Just like the thing presidents and former child stars get to write). Follow me on my journey of small clubs, and the occasional big amphitheater. Watch me make a promoter clean the dressing room toilet in Connecticut, see me stare at beached turtles in Maui, and see how I react when Lars from Metallica shows up to see me at a rec center in Northern California. I’d love to tell you more, but I need to go book a flight to Evansville, Indiana.

Whoever You Are

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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780152060664
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (66 download)

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Book Synopsis Whoever You Are by : Mem Fox

Download or read book Whoever You Are written by Mem Fox and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2007 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Despite the differences between children around the world, there are similarities that join us together, such as pain, joy, and love. Inside they are the same.

Every Day

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476729883
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Book Synopsis Every Day by : Elizabeth Richards

Download or read book Every Day written by Elizabeth Richards and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the rare moments when Leigh Adelman has time to consider her chaotic life, it takes her breath away: there's her 14 year-old son Isaac, fierce and vulnerable; eight-year-old Jane, wise, tart-tongued and practical; baby Daisy, her joyful last child; and reasonable, patient Simon, a devoted husband and father. Leigh's suburban New York life is 14 years distant from her first love. It had been electric, an adventure that produced the divine gift of Isaac -- and taught her that even all-consuming passion doesn't mean happily ever after. But that intense, hopeful time had slowly receded to a distant corner of her heart...until the summer morning when Fowler popped back into her life. Cautiously, Leigh walks into a Manhattan hotel bar, unfinished business compelling her to see the brilliant, uncompromising Fowler. And as soon as she hears his voice she understands that she has always loved him. But this rendezvous turns out to be less about first love than it is about a last chance. For it is clear that Fowler is dying. Honest, moving and utterly authentic, Every Day is about testing the boundaries of love, and living with the often messy consequences. For anyone who has ever daydreamed about the past, or silently wondered what if, this unforgettable novel rings with one essential truth: the toughest choices yield the most unexpected rewards.

Horribly Hilarious Joke Book

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ISBN 13 : 9780702314995
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (149 download)

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Book Synopsis Horribly Hilarious Joke Book by : Terry Deary

Download or read book Horribly Hilarious Joke Book written by Terry Deary and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horribly Hilarious Joke Book is full of hundreds of horribly hilarious historical jokes and illustrations in one laugh-out-loud book. A must-have book for any Horrible Histories fan, you'll literally laugh your head off at this comical collection of nasty bits.

Crying Laughing

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Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0525644679
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (256 download)

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Book Synopsis Crying Laughing by : Lance Rubin

Download or read book Crying Laughing written by Lance Rubin and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tragicomic story of bad dates, bad news, bad performances, and one girl's determination to find the funny in high school from the author of Denton Little's Deathdate. Winnie Friedman has been waiting for the world to catch on to what she already knows: she's hilarious. It might be a long wait, though. After bombing a stand-up set at her own bat mitzvah, Winnie has kept her jokes to herself. Well, to herself and her dad, a former comedian and her inspiration. Then, on the second day of tenth grade, the funniest guy in school actually laughs at a comment she makes in the lunch line and asks her to join the improv troupe. Maybe he's even . . . flirting? Just when Winnie's ready to say yes to comedy again, her father reveals that he's been diagnosed with ALS. That is . . . not funny. Her dad's still making jokes, though, which feels like a good thing. And Winnie's prepared to be his straight man if that's what he wants. But is it what he needs? Caught up in a spiral of epically bad dates, bad news, and bad performances, Winnie's struggling to see the humor in it all. But finding a way to laugh is exactly what will see her through. **A Junior Library Guild Selection**

A Little Something Different

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Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250061776
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Book Synopsis A Little Something Different by : Sandy Hall

Download or read book A Little Something Different written by Sandy Hall and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-08-26 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The distinctive new crowdsourced publishing imprint Swoon Reads proudly presents its first published novel—an irresistibly sweet romance between two college students told from 14 different viewpoints. The creative writing teacher, the delivery guy, the local Starbucks baristas, his best friend, her roommate, and the squirrel in the park all have one thing in common—they believe that Gabe and Lea should get together. Lea and Gabe are in the same creative writing class. They get the same pop culture references, order the same Chinese food, and hang out in the same places. Unfortunately, Lea is reserved, Gabe has issues, and despite their initial mutual crush, it looks like they are never going to work things out. But somehow even when nothing is going on, something is happening between them, and everyone can see it. You'll be rooting for Gabe and Lea too, in Sandy Hall's quirky, completely original novel A Little Something Different, chosen by readers, writes, and publishers, to be the debut titles for the new Swoon Reads imprint!

The Plague Project

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1326226649
Total Pages : 498 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (262 download)

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Book Synopsis The Plague Project by : Erica Luu

Download or read book The Plague Project written by Erica Luu and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-03-25 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amy Chen fights for her life, as she embarks on a quest to end the plague project that she was thrust into without warning. Death of her friends, family, and the undead around her. Follow her journey as she constantly battles death and takes lives. Does she have what it takes to survive?

Mr. Mikey's Video Views; Volume One

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Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1552123162
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (521 download)

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Book Synopsis Mr. Mikey's Video Views; Volume One by : J. Michael Dlugos

Download or read book Mr. Mikey's Video Views; Volume One written by J. Michael Dlugos and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2000 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mr. Mikey's Video Views started as a response to the three-line reviews found in most review guides, and the "self-serving" and exceedingly picky reviews written by most "popular critics." Mr. Mikey is a movie lover, and has fun and enjoys virtually every movie he sees. His reviews reflect this love of movies.

How to Traumatize Your Children

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ISBN 13 : 9781601060389
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (63 download)

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Book Synopsis How to Traumatize Your Children by : Knock Knock

Download or read book How to Traumatize Your Children written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

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Publisher : Citadel
ISBN 13 : 0806535938
Total Pages : 537 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)

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Book Synopsis I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by : Tucker Max

Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

Vestigial Surreality: Omnibus One: Coincidence: Episodes 1-28

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1365545024
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (655 download)

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Book Synopsis Vestigial Surreality: Omnibus One: Coincidence: Episodes 1-28 by : Douglas Christian Larsen

Download or read book Vestigial Surreality: Omnibus One: Coincidence: Episodes 1-28 written by Douglas Christian Larsen and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-19 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reality, what a concept. Is life a puppet show and are we nothing but puppets? A hidden world all about us, angels and demons, or is what we can touch and sense all there is? And now, the Simulation Hypothesis plagues us. Could we really be living in a computer simulation? Through the ages, the conundrum of Reality has messed with the collective consciousness of humanity. The Allegory of Plato's Cave down through the ages to The Matrix. A chance meeting in the park leads two strangers to discover strange connections between themselves and the world, and in truth both had felt that perhaps there was something not quite right with the world, something different. They have both noticed improbable coincidences popping up in their lives, at an almost alarming regularity, and now, meeting, they witness strange signs in the heavens, and find themselves on a bizarre path that will make them question their very reality, and the reality of the world about them, and the universe itself.

Just a Daddy's Girl

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Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1466945605
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (669 download)

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Book Synopsis Just a Daddy's Girl by : Ashleigh Smith

Download or read book Just a Daddy's Girl written by Ashleigh Smith and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's hard to be without someone who has been there through thick and thin, and when they're gone forever, what do you do? How do you feel? At the age of eighteen, how are you supposed to feel especially when the person you lost has made plans for you ahead of time and decided that you need someone to take care of you and to keep you on track? Would you ever have thought that by having that person around would actually be good for you and he might even be the one you fall for? Do we see that there are true people on this planet that can love and make you whole again even though your world fell from beneath you?

The Vampire Trilogy

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Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1849439281
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (494 download)

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Book Synopsis The Vampire Trilogy by : David Pinner

Download or read book The Vampire Trilogy written by David Pinner and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2011-03-17 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes the plays Fanghorn, Edred, the Vampire and Lucifer's Fair Fanghorn is a darkly-surrealistic comedy, which pokes fun at the Theatre of Cruelty. Fanghorn is a lesbian vampire, who invades the household of Joseph King, who may, or may not, be the First Secretary to the Minister of Defence, and hilarious emasculation and murderous mayhem follow in her wake. Edred, the Vampyre is a thousand-year-old Anglo-Saxon bisexual vampire, who slept with Shakespeare, but never bit him. Breaking all Bram Stoker’s vampire laws, Edred loves garlic and crucifixes, so he lives in the village church where he is confronted by two students who Googled him. But soon the students wish they hadn’t. Lucifer’s Fair is the family Hallowe’en musical play, about a fair run by the Devil to entrap unwary children. Lucifer is aided by Fangs, who is a bovver boy by day, but an incompetent vampire by night. Simultaneously scary and funny, Lucifer’s Fair, with its comic spills, thrills and chills, highlights the unreliability of grownups, both the living and the undead.