Life Is Funny Adult Comedy Book Filled With Funny Short Stories About The Humorous World We Live In

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Life is Funny: Adult Comedy Book Filled with Funny Short Stories about the Humorous World We Live in

Author : Seven Munson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578426662
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book Life is Funny: Adult Comedy Book Filled with Funny Short Stories about the Humorous World We Live in written by Seven Munson and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-08 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is too serious and too stressful. You deserve a break, so let's make fun of everything and laugh together.Life is Funny is a collection of necessary nonsense that will forever change your view on life. For example, you'll...Learn how to properly go potty outside the potty. Think abstract art is even stupider than you thought it was. Understand why being a virgin may be more STD prone than not being one. Realize the "A" as in "Apple" pronunciation game can be way more fun. Debate whether hibernation or bed rest is the best thing in the world. Read it to a kid because there's a free children's book in the middle. At the very least, you'll giggle and forget about how awful the world is. "It was like finding one more fruit snack wedged in the corner of the wrapper. On top of that, it's strawberry. Delightful and refreshing." - Albert Clifford Slater"The first and only book you should ever read. Hysterical." - Molly Pitcher"I read it." - Art Vandelay

I Am Almost There

Author : Jones Poul
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (998 download)

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Download or read book I Am Almost There written by Jones Poul and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-21 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is humorous stories and short adventures that tell us some funny events that happen every day with the things around us.

A Confederacy of Dunces

Author : John Kennedy Toole
Publisher : Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0802197620
Total Pages : 414 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (21 download)

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Download or read book A Confederacy of Dunces written by John Kennedy Toole and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly

Author : Christian Stahl
Publisher : Midealuck Publishing
ISBN 13 : 173924916X
Total Pages : 251 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (392 download)

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Download or read book 100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly written by Christian Stahl and published by Midealuck Publishing. This book was released on 2023-03-06 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some say laughter is the best medicine against ageism. Many elderlies tend to view nursing homes as a boring and stressful environment. Laughter has proven itself to be a natural form of medicine that is available to everyone. Humorous stories and anecdotes can help you relax and manage stress while boosting your immune system and releasing endorphins. How this book can help you. These 100 humorous tales, essays and anecdotes include a grand variety of feel-good subjects, like humorous short novels based on a true story, wedding anniversary humor, humorous anecdotes after decades in the bedroom, and a whole collection of essays and good-hearted jokes about the elderly. This collection of short stories, anecdotes and jokes aim to make you happy and laugh out loud. All 100 humorous stories and essays are told in a simple, humorous style, they are fun and engaging at the same time, making this book the perfect present for a beloved senior in your life.

A Whole Bunch of F**kery

Author : P Dizzle Hughesington, III
Publisher : Palmetto Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (229 download)

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Download or read book A Whole Bunch of F**kery written by P Dizzle Hughesington, III and published by Palmetto Publishing. This book was released on 2024-04-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embrace Your Rebellious Streak with Laugh-Out-Loud Tales of Escapades and Authority-Defying Adventures! A Perfect Quick Read for Every Free Spirit. Step into a world where humor meets rebellion, and the norm is joyously turned on its head. A whole bunch of F**kery is not just a book; it's a celebration of the mischievous, the audacious, and the downright hilarious aspects of life. Crafted by P. Dizzle Hughesington III, these bite-sized stories offer a rollicking journey through the eyes of a natural-born rebel, Paul. From his early days as a mischievous youth to his uproarious escapades as an adult, Paul's life is a series of comical misadventures. Whether it's breaking his first crush's leg in an awkward encounter, accidentally starting a high school riot, or getting swept out to sea, each story is a testament to the unpredictable nature of life and the laughter that follows the unexpected. Perfect for a quick read at the airport or a relaxing break in a busy day, these stories are designed for anyone and everyone with a taste for humor and a penchant for the unconventional. The book is a tribute to those who find humor in the face of adversity, who see life's mishaps as opportunities for laughter. Hughesington's writing is a seamless blend of comedy and anecdote, bringing to life the kind of stories that are usually told among close friends in hushed tones, sparking roars of laughter. A whole bunch of F**kery is your invitation to join in on these tales, to see the world through the eyes of someone who never misses a chance to push the envelope, and to find joy in the chaos of life. This collection is a reminder that sometimes, the best way to deal with life's challenges is to laugh at them.

A Little Life

Author : Hanya Yanagihara
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0804172706
Total Pages : 833 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book A Little Life written by Hanya Yanagihara and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 833 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.

What's So Funny?

Author : Tim Conway
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476726515
Total Pages : 295 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book What's So Funny? written by Tim Conway and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Six-time Emmy Award-winning funny man Tim Conway—best known for his roles on The Carol Burnett Show—offers a straight-shooting and hilarious memoir about his life on stage and off as an actor and comedian. In television history, few entertainers have captured as many hearts and made as many people laugh as Tim Conway. What’s So Funny? follows Tim’s journey from life as an only child raised by loving but outrageous parents, to his tour of duty in the army, to his ascent as a national star. Conway’s often-improvised humor, razor-sharp timing, and hilarious characters have made him one of the funniest and most authentic performers to grace the stage and studio. As Carol Burnett, who also provides an intimate foreword to the book, has said, “there’s no one funnier” than Tim Conway. What’s So Funny? shares hilarious accounts and never-before-shared stories of behind-the-scenes antics on McHale’s Navy and The Carol Burnett Show as well as his famous partnerships with entertainment greats like Harvey Korman, Don Knotts, and Dick Van Dyke; and his friendships with stars like Betty White and Bob Newhart. Filled with warmth, humor, and heart, What’s So Funny will delight and inspire fans everywhere.

Everything Sad Is Untrue

Author : Daniel Nayeri
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1646140028
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (461 download)

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Download or read book Everything Sad Is Untrue written by Daniel Nayeri and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-08-25 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A National Indie Bestseller An NPR Best Book of the Year A New York Times Best Book of the Year An Amazon Best Book of the Year A Booklist Editors' Choice A BookPage Best Book of the Year A NECBA Windows & Mirrors Selection A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year A Wall Street Journal Best Book of the Year A Today.com Best of the Year PRAISE "A modern masterpiece." —The New York Times Book Review "Supple, sparkling and original." —The Wall Street Journal "Mesmerizing." —TODAY.com "This book could change the world." —BookPage "Like nothing else you've read or ever will read." —Linda Sue Park "It hooks you right from the opening line." —NPR SEVEN STARRED REVIEWS ★ "A modern epic." —Kirkus Reviews, starred review ★ "A rare treasure of a book." —Publishers Weekly, starred review ★ "A story that soars." —The Bulletin, starred review ★ "At once beautiful and painful." —School Library Journal, starred review ★ "Raises the literary bar in children's lit." —Booklist, starred review ★ "Poignant and powerful." —Foreword Reviews, starred review ★ "One of the most extraordinary books of the year." —BookPage, starred review A sprawling, evocative, and groundbreaking autobiographical novel told in the unforgettable and hilarious voice of a young Iranian refugee. It is a powerfully layered novel that poses the questions: Who owns the truth? Who speaks it? Who believes it? "A patchwork story is the shame of the refugee," Nayeri writes early in the novel. In an Oklahoman middle school, Khosrou (whom everyone calls Daniel) stands in front of a skeptical audience of classmates, telling the tales of his family's history, stretching back years, decades, and centuries. At the core is Daniel's story of how they became refugees—starting with his mother's vocal embrace of Christianity in a country that made such a thing a capital offense, and continuing through their midnight flight from the secret police, bribing their way onto a plane-to-anywhere. Anywhere becomes the sad, cement refugee camps of Italy, and then finally asylum in the U.S. Implementing a distinct literary style and challenging western narrative structures, Nayeri deftly weaves through stories of the long and beautiful history of his family in Iran, adding a richness of ancient tales and Persian folklore. Like Scheherazade of One Thousand and One Nights in a hostile classroom, Daniel spins a tale to save his own life: to stake his claim to the truth. EVERYTHING SAD IS UNTRUE (a true story) is a tale of heartbreak and resilience and urges readers to speak their truth and be heard.

Chicken Soup for the Soul: Laughter is the Best Medicine

Author : Amy Newmark
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1611592992
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (115 download)

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Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Soul: Laughter is the Best Medicine written by Amy Newmark and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chicken Soup for the Soul’s first-ever humor collection, and the timing is perfect. This is storytelling at its funniest. If laughter is the best medicine, then this book is your prescription. Turn off the news and spend a few days not following current events. Instead, return to the basics—humanity’s ability to laugh at itself. Maybe you should even do a news cleanse for a few days! Hide under the covers and read these stories instead. Or read a chapter a day, or a story a day for 101 days. These pages contain the antidote to whatever is troubling you. They will definitely put you in a good mood. No one is safe from our writers— from spouses to parents to children to colleagues and friends. And of course the funniest of all are the stories they tell about their own mishaps and those “most embarrassing moments.” There’s no holding anything back in these pages, so prepare for lots of good, clean (and not so clean) fun.

Funny in Farsi

Author : Firoozeh Dumas
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0307430995
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book Funny in Farsi written by Firoozeh Dumas and published by Random House. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Finalist for the PEN/USA Award in Creative Nonfiction, the Thurber Prize for American Humor, and the Audie Award in Biography/Memoir This Random House Reader’s Circle edition includes a reading group guide and a conversation between Firoozeh Dumas and Khaled Hosseini, author of The Kite Runner! “Remarkable . . . told with wry humor shorn of sentimentality . . . In the end, what sticks with the reader is an exuberant immigrant embrace of America.”—San Francisco Chronicle In 1972, when she was seven, Firoozeh Dumas and her family moved from Iran to Southern California, arriving with no firsthand knowledge of this country beyond her father’s glowing memories of his graduate school years here. More family soon followed, and the clan has been here ever since. Funny in Farsi chronicles the American journey of Dumas’s wonderfully engaging family: her engineer father, a sweetly quixotic dreamer who first sought riches on Bowling for Dollars and in Las Vegas, and later lost his job during the Iranian revolution; her elegant mother, who never fully mastered English (nor cared to); her uncle, who combated the effects of American fast food with an army of miraculous American weight-loss gadgets; and Firoozeh herself, who as a girl changed her name to Julie, and who encountered a second wave of culture shock when she met and married a Frenchman, becoming part of a one-couple melting pot. In a series of deftly drawn scenes, we watch the family grapple with American English (hot dogs and hush puppies?—a complete mystery), American traditions (Thanksgiving turkey?—an even greater mystery, since it tastes like nothing), and American culture (Firoozeh’s parents laugh uproariously at Bob Hope on television, although they don’t get the jokes even when she translates them into Farsi). Above all, this is an unforgettable story of identity, discovery, and the power of family love. It is a book that will leave us all laughing—without an accent. Praise for Funny in Farsi “Heartfelt and hilarious—in any language.”—Glamour “A joyful success.”—Newsday “What’s charming beyond the humor of this memoir is that it remains affectionate even in the weakest, most tenuous moments for the culture. It’s the brilliance of true sophistication at work.”—Los Angeles Times Book Review “Often hilarious, always interesting . . . Like the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, this book describes with humor the intersection and overlapping of two cultures.”—The Providence Journal “A humorous and introspective chronicle of a life filled with love—of family, country, and heritage.”—Jimmy Carter “Delightfully refreshing.”—Milwaukee Journal Sentinel “[Funny in Farsi] brings us closer to discovering what it means to be an American.”—San Jose Mercury News

The Beastly Starter Pack

Author : Bjorn J. P. Peeters
Publisher : Tales Of Peeters
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Beastly Starter Pack written by Bjorn J. P. Peeters and published by Tales Of Peeters. This book was released on 2024-07-19 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3 complete short funny stories for adults about people who are pushed too far and go into full beast mode, with hilarious disaster as a sure consequence! WHEN THE BEAST AWAKENS is a wild little series of short funny stories for adults about frustration, rage, and what happens when people get pushed too far and blow their top off. Each episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. Each story is filled with entertainment and jokes. From tongue-in-cheek funny observations on human nature to wild and risky humor that'll leave you snickering and nodding your head, and complete blowout cringe disasters. If you'd ever film these kinds of things happen in the street, it would make an epic viral video! Whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this wild humorous series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you with a pleasantly giddy feeling. This bundle contains the FIRST THREE funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | It's Your Best Bet Fred just wants to win the municipal election… but he finds out the hard way that you just can’t keep bottling up all your intense frustrations. Or you might end up fighting an epic battle with a dancing asshole behind a window and make the newspaper headlines for all the wrong reasons. #2 | All Your Fault Lise is a little girl of seven. She likes unicorns and fairies. But she doesn’t live in a magic wonderland. No, she has to live in the real world of dumb dads, stepmothers, and dramatic little accidents. And sometimes the real world can push even a sweet little girl just a little too far… and the school will never forget the day! #3| Best Cop In Town Kurt wants nothing better than to be the best cop in town. He bravely suffers the company of his nightmarish wife and nobody taking him serious. But when they start insulting his police work, he goes into total BEAST MODE. Both the town and his police chief won't ever forget it! --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.

50 Crazy Funny Short Novels for Adults

Author : Christian Stahl
Publisher : Midealuck Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1739704606
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (397 download)

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Download or read book 50 Crazy Funny Short Novels for Adults written by Christian Stahl and published by Midealuck Publishing. This book was released on 2022 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you been feeling overly stressed lately? Give yourself a break from your nuclear surroundings to have a read and crack a smile. With this book you can cheer up and discover: > That there is evidence and insight that certain sea creatures had sex with a human. > Why having dementia can be a good thing if you're up to no good. > How inherently stupid kids believe in fortunetellers. > Why it is useful to have an eccentric uncle in the Texas Panhandle. > Why you should avoid having adventures in a sauna. 50 Entertaining Funny Short Novels for Adults is a beautifully woven together collection of the funniest and at times true-to-life stories our mother Earth has to offer. People do the craziest things, mostly out of sheer natural stupidity, and this book shows stories born in madness, the craziest misadventures and hysterical anecdotes that will make your stomach clench with laughter; you also will be exposed to weird talking points and occasionally interesting insights. This book is best suited for everyone, but mainly for mature adults. A welcome relief for long lonely nights and situations that simply require distraction. Keep it at home to entertain friends and family, gift it to a friend, or package it up for a still suffering creature or a long lost lover. This book will help you in many ways. Get, or give, hours of entertainment, just scroll up and hit the buy button now!

This Book Is Funny

Author : Michelle Sandoval
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781494402143
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (21 download)

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Download or read book This Book Is Funny written by Michelle Sandoval and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-31 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: High Acolades Indeed:"It's hip, it's brave, it's laugh-out-loud funny. Wish I'd thought of it first." Jimmy Fallon's postman"If ever there was a book that made me want to eat my Kindle, it's this one. Ever heard of edible humor? No? Well, this is that." Anthony Bourdain's green grocer"Yeah, baby." Diane Rheam's manicurist What happens when a caveman goes shopping for real estate? Or a hypnotist learns the value of advertising from within? Or a famous children's television character goes speed dating? These and other pertinent questions are answered in Michelle Sandoval's first collection of humorous short stories, satire, and comedy sketches. (Warning: Don't try the sketches at home. At least not without fire retardant sweaters.) If you're looking for a funny book that will entertain and make you laugh out loud, even if you're in the dentist's waiting area, or if you need to unplug from the serious side of life, then you need this book; if not for the pure entertainment value, then for the mental health it will provide, as medicine is the best laughter. Or whatever. We think you'll agree: This Book is Funny.What critics are saying:"Ha. Ha.""LOL.""Snort. Guffaw. Chortle."About Michelle Sandoval:Michelle grew up staring out the window during math class. So, no, she's not a brilliant mathematician. But the girl can write because that's all she managed to do or to think about when she was supposed to be doing other more responsible things. Like combing her hair. Or eating. It still happens in alarming regularity, but with the help of her husband, son, and mighty mini dachshund, she's fed and cleaned up pretty well.

Life Seemed Good, But....

Author : Richard Joseph Bell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692980460
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Life Seemed Good, But.... written by Richard Joseph Bell and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-04 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of very short, funny stories with unpredictable endings. Dedicated to all those who watched someone suffer with cancer or any serious illness. It¿s a picture of life as viewed by a rich array of characters, talking animals, and the author¿s twisted perception of reality. Rated PG13 for minor drug references, cartoon violence, bad puns, and anti-humor. Contains a wealth of hidden trivia. Richard Bell presents us here with his multi-layered series of short stories and little tips to make our lives more interesting. Follow the journeys of Spud, the evil potato, the author and his misadventures with aluminum foil, a porcupine named Timmy who comes to think he¿s a doctor, and young brothers Scooter and Biff, to name just a few who live in this hilarious world. Many of the stories come from Bell¿s magazine column entitled Modern Fables published in Wassup Local Magazine (Lake County, IL). He originally started writing in 2004 when he was laid off from his job shortly after his wife got leukemia, and this was his therapy. A portion of the proceeds from book sales is donated to Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science for cancer research.

Hot Chocolate For The Mind

Author : Dwayne S Perkins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781490575520
Total Pages : 432 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (755 download)

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Download or read book Hot Chocolate For The Mind written by Dwayne S Perkins and published by . This book was released on 2013-04-06 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new book, Hot Chocolate For The Mind is a collection of funny short stories and musings from Stand-Up Comedian Dwayne Perkins. Dwayne has traveled the world and luckily his sense of humor, keen observational skills, laptop and fingers were with him along the way. The native New Yorker, residing in Los Angeles and touring internationally brings inspiration and perspective to situations that would stump a lesser man. This is the book David Sedaris would've written if he was a straight Black man from Brooklyn doing stand-up in Dubai.A regular on Conan and Comedy Central, with this effort Dwayne expands his stand-up and paints pictures that keep you laughing long after you've read them. This collection of amusing musings leaves the reader with time-released comedy jewels.Just when you think you're safe you'll find yourself chuckling at the stranger in London who sprayed Dwayne with perfume while they stood in line at the pharmacy or the impromptu bake off Dwayne had with his roommate, or Dwayne's plan to become a stripper in order to better all mankind. Parallel to but more expansive than his stand-up, this book's positivity sneaks up on you. You pay for the laughs, the good vibes and inspiration are free. Some say this collection of comedy essays will make your teeth whiter. Others say it will make you grow a full inch. Dwayne hopes his anecdotes and philosophies warms your cockles while making you laugh so hard that soda comes out of your nose (drinking soda while reading this book is not recommended). It's fine time that a book left your mind in a better state than it found it in. "Hot Chocolate for the Mind" will fill you with goodness or at least help you laugh away your stress.This book won't teach you how to be a comedian but it will give you access into the inner workings of one of America's best comedic minds. "Hot Chocolate" seamlessly weaves from funny true stories to Dwayne's hilarious take on life. When you take a comic inspired by George Carlin, most compared to Bill Cosby but from the same streets as Chris Rock, you get a unique take on the world, you get stories that go down like warm pudding, you get, "Hot Chocolate For The Mind."From one of the top comedians working in America today comes one of the funniest books in a long time. Step You Should Take: 1.Click 'look inside' to get a sneak peek at this humorous book 2.See Dwayne live at some point in your amazing life3.Enjoy this excerpt about the time dominated his cousins in Connect Four: Pretty Sneaky Sis I spent most of last weekend playing Connect 4 with my 10 and 9 year old little cousins. There's no better confidence builder than pouncing on little kids. When the smoke cleared, my win-loss record was 57-2. The two losses? Well, one was dumb luck and the other should have an asterisk because my cousin put in 2 red pieces at a time. I called it cheating. She called it improvising. Well, she would have called it that if she knew that word. I rule.4. Buy Hot Chocolate for the Mind5.Explain to your friends why you're laughing through out the day6.Repeat step 4. (I kid but Step four is the most important step)7. Have a great day About the Author: Dwayne Perkins is an internationally touring stand-up comic. He resides in Los Angeles, CA but mentions his hometown of Brooklyn, NY as much as humanly possible.

The Embarrassing Nightmares Starter Pack

Author : Bjorn J. P. Peeters
Publisher : Tales Of Peeters
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 75 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis The Embarrassing Nightmares Starter Pack by : Bjorn J. P. Peeters

Download or read book The Embarrassing Nightmares Starter Pack written by Bjorn J. P. Peeters and published by Tales Of Peeters. This book was released on 2024-07-22 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2 complete short funny stories for adults about guys living through real-life embarrassing nightmares (and making them even worse) EMBARRASSING NIGHTMARES COME TRUE is a little series of super-cringe short funny stories for adults. Guys find themselves in impossibly embarrassing situations. Only quick thinking and a perfect strategy could save them. Unfortunately, how they respond makes it so much worse. Each episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. Each story is filled with entertainment and jokes. Tongue-in-cheek funny observations on human nature. Wild and risky humor that'll leave you snickering and nodding your head. And then off course the complete blow-the-roof-off-cringe disasters. Men, but also women who can appreciate a bit of raunchy humor, will find plenty in these stories to enjoy themselves! Whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this wild humorous series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you with a pleasantly giddy feeling. This bundle contains the FIRST TWO funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | The Bathroom Scandal Alfred tries to get through the unbearably boring PTA meeting from hell. To give himself a break from the awful teacher and the moms, he goes to the bathroom. But a series of unfortunate events lands him in the most cringe-worthy awkward nightmare situation ever—and then he makes it even more embarrassing! #2 | The Worst Time To Die Benicio wants to enjoy a steamy movie while his wife is out shopping for groceries. He takes every precaution not to get caught or make a mess. But an unfortunate chain of events turns his little me-time into a nightmare situation no man ever wants to find himself in—and then he makes it even more cringe! --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.