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Works Well with Others

Author : Ross McCammon
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101984139
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book Works Well with Others written by Ross McCammon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious and indispensable guide to the weirdness of the workplace from Esquire editor and Entrepreneur etiquette columnist Ross McCammon Ten years ago, Ross McCammon made an incredible and unexpected transition from working at an in-flight magazine in suburban Dallas to landing his dream job at Esquire in New York. What followed was a period of almost debilitating anxiety and awkwardness—interspersed with minor instances of professional glory—as McCammon learned how to navigate the workplace while feeling entirely ill-equipped for achieving success in his new career. Works Well with Others is McCammon’s “relentlessly funny and soberingly insightful”* journey from impostor to authority, a story that reveals the workplace for what it is: an often absurd landscape of ego and fear guided by social rules that no one ever talks about. By mining his own experiences at the magazine, McCammon provides advice on everything from firm handshakes to small talk in elevators to dealing with jerks and underminers. Here is an inspirational new way of looking at your job, your career, and success itself; an accessible guide for those of us who are smart, talented, and ambitious but who aren’t well-“leveraged” and don’t quite feel prepared for success . . . or know what to do once we’ve made it. *Entertainment Weekly

The Book of Voltaire: The Complete Bundle (Season 1) 3rd Edition REVISED

Author : Klei Nightwriter
Publisher : Klei Nightwriter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 732 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Book of Voltaire: The Complete Bundle (Season 1) 3rd Edition REVISED written by Klei Nightwriter and published by Klei Nightwriter. This book was released on with total page 732 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The complete bundled entire saga all in one! All 7 books with multiple to several stories in one bundle all about post-humanism, socio-critical, vampiric, supernatural, post-apocalyptic, gothic-horror, psychological, and nothing but a good bloodshed of a slaughterhouse in one book! Enjoy!

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Author : Tucker Max
Publisher : Citadel
ISBN 13 : 0806535938
Total Pages : 537 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

Drinking with Chickens

Author : Kate E. Richards
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762494425
Total Pages : 249 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Drinking with Chickens written by Kate E. Richards and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's drinks, it's chickens: It's the cocktail book you didn't know you needed! To add some extra happy to your happy hour , invite a chicken and pour yourself a drink. Author Kate Richards serves up cocktails made for Instagram with the spoils of her Southern California garden, chicken friends by her side. Enjoy any (or all) of the 60+ deliciously drinkable garden-to-glass beverages, such as: Lilac Apricot Rum Sour Meyer Lemon + Rosemary Old Fashioned Rhubarb Rose Cobbler Blackberry Sage Spritz Cantaloupe Mint Rum Punch Cocktails are arranged seasonally, and are 100% accessible for those of us without perpetually sunny backyard gardens at our disposal. Drinking with Chickens will quickly become a boozy favorite, perfect for gifting or for hoarding all for yourself. You don't need chickens to enjoy these drinks or the colorful photos, but be careful, because you may even find yourself aspiring to be, as Kate is, a home chixologist overrun by gorgeous, loud, early-rising egg-laying ladies, and in need of a very strong drink.

I Had a Black Dog

Author : Matthew Johnstone
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1780339038
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book I Had a Black Dog written by Matthew Johnstone and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I Had a Black Dog says with wit, insight, economy and complete understanding what other books take 300 pages to say. Brilliant and indispensable.' - Stephen Fry 'Finally, a book about depression that isn't a prescriptive self-help manual. Johnston's deftly expresses how lonely and isolating depression can be for sufferers. Poignant and humorous in equal measure.' Sunday Times There are many different breeds of Black Dog affecting millions of people from all walks of life. The Black Dog is an equal opportunity mongrel. It was Winston Churchill who popularized the phrase Black Dog to describe the bouts of depression he experienced for much of his life. Matthew Johnstone, a sufferer himself, has written and illustrated this moving and uplifting insight into what it is like to have a Black Dog as a companion and how he learned to tame it and bring it to heel.

Poke a Stick at It

Author : Connie Cronley
Publisher : University of Oklahoma Press
ISBN 13 : 0806156244
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book Poke a Stick at It written by Connie Cronley and published by University of Oklahoma Press. This book was released on 2016-09-30 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Open this book and who knows what will pop out: the story of a gangland funeral, a status report on an ex-husband, a meditation on cats and gardens, a feuilleton about Native American fry bread, or a thoughtful musing on old women and books. Welcome to the delightfully irreverent world of Connie Cronley, essayist, radio commentator, and native Oklahoman. In this collection of true stories, Cronley pokes fun at everything—including herself—as she delights in the world around her. With her trademark down-home humor, Cronley takes on a range of subjects as broad as the Oklahoma prairies. No subject is off-limits as the author casts her curious eye on vampire literature, gay insects, air-dried laundry, Emily Post etiquette, and impossible dogs. As she says, “It’s a big world and there’s a lot to know.” Poke a Stick at It is also a love letter to the glories of the English language. Even as Cronley fusses around her garden or snoozes on the couch with her cat Muriel, she always has a stack of books within easy reach. Her eclectic passion for reading, embracing the lowbrow and the highbrow, the epic romance Gone with the Wind and the poems of Emily Dickinson, is both infectious and inspiring. Often compared to authors Annie Dillard, Phyllis McGinley, Robert Benchley, and Mark Twain, Connie Cronley is a Southwest original, a writer who infuses her stories with joy, humor, beauty—and plenty of spice.

Like a Dog

Author : Tara Jepsen
Publisher : City Lights Books
ISBN 13 : 0872867358
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (728 download)

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Download or read book Like a Dog written by Tara Jepsen and published by City Lights Books. This book was released on 2017-09-04 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Tara Jepsen's Like a Dog is outrageously funny and soul-scrapingly grim, in the tradition of our most intrepid, shameless, and shame-filled comedians and storytellers. It also announces a singular new voice in American fiction—one which is deeply alive, hard-hitting, and tender."—Maggie Nelson, author of The Argonauts A skateboarder in her early thirties, Paloma is aimlessly winging it through life. She takes low-paying jobs, drinks neon-colored wine coolers in the park, and drives to the Central Valley to skate the empty swimming pools dotting the sun-blasted landscape. Paloma struggles to have a relationship with her brother Peter, whose opiate addiction makes that nearly impossible. Her own delusions about the nature of addiction help to keep the threat of Peter's death by overdose at a comfortable enough distance, and as he slides into a dangerous spiral, Paloma tries out the world of stand-up comedy, happier than she's ever been. Praise for Like a Dog: “This book beat the crap out of me. I am bruised and laughing. Thank you Tara Jepsen, may I have another?”—Daniel Handler, author of All The Dirty Parts "Tara Jepsen captures the absurd, animal humor of residing in a human female body on planet Earth like no other, and Like a Dog sets it loose within a hazy California underground of abandoned skate pools, weed farms and comedy open mics. Eccentric and insidery, taking on the bonds of family and addiction, the effort to find a life and the drive to end it, Like a Dog brims with hyper-conscious gems of hilarity and pathos."—Michelle Tea, author of Black Wave "Tara Jepsen’s blunt eloquence takes us deep into the difficulty of our desires, where the things we most want—intimacy, realness, safety, guarantees—are the things we are the least likely to get. In the desolate hardscapes and nowheres of California, north and south, she reveals how closeness can still be alienating: a brutal fact of her stark realism that brings both laughter and tears."—Karen Tongson, author of Relocations: Queer Suburban Imaginaries

The Zen of Recovery

Author : Mel Ash
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 149763542X
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (976 download)

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Download or read book The Zen of Recovery written by Mel Ash and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2014-07-29 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A practical synthesis of AA’s Twelve Steps and Zen’s Eightfold Path. In this compelling blend of East and West, Mel Ash shows how Zen mind and practice connect to the heart of recovery. Courageously drawing from his lifetime of experience as an abused child, alcoholic, Zen student, and dharma teacher, Ash presents a practical synthesis of Alcoholics Anonymous’s Twelve Steps and Zen’s Eightfold Path. You don’t have to be Buddhist to appreciate the healing power of The Zen of Recovery. The book makes Zen available to all seeking to improve the quality of their spiritual and everyday lives. It also includes practical instructions on how to meditate and put the book into action. Its message will help readers live more profoundly “one day at a time.”

Everybody Says Freedom

Author : Pete Seeger
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 9780393306040
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book Everybody Says Freedom written by Pete Seeger and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 1989 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Montgomery, Alabama, 1955--the civil rights movement has begun. The authors build a narrative from the words of the people, their photographs and their songs to form an emphasis on triumph in an uncertain age. Photos and music.

Go to School, You're a Little Black Boy

Author : Lincoln Alexander
Publisher : Dundurn
ISBN 13 : 1459703006
Total Pages : 275 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (597 download)

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Download or read book Go to School, You're a Little Black Boy written by Lincoln Alexander and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2010-01-07 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Among the important stories that need to be told about noteworthy Canadians, Lincoln Alexander’s sits at the top of the list. Born in Toronto in 1922, the son of a maid and a railway porter, Alexander embarked on an exemplary life path that has involved military service for his country, a successful political career, a thriving law career, and vocal advocacy on subjects ranging from antiracism to the importance of education. In this biography, Shoveller traces a remarkable series of events from Alexander’s early life to the present that helped shape the charismatic and influential leader whose impact continues to be felt today. From facing down racism to challenging the postwar Ontario establishment, becoming Canada’s first black member of Parliament, entertaining royalty as Ontario’s lieutenant-governor, and serving as chancellor of one of Canada’s leading universities, Alexander’s is the ultimate, uplifting Canadian success story, the embodiment of what defines Canada.

Outside the Dog Museum

Author : Jonathan Carroll
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0765311852
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (653 download)

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Download or read book Outside the Dog Museum written by Jonathan Carroll and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2005-06 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A novel of love, death, and architecture

I am bored and I am TIRED of it!!

Author : Monique Myers, LCSW
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 : 1452597111
Total Pages : 119 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (525 download)

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Download or read book I am bored and I am TIRED of it!! written by Monique Myers, LCSW and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2014-05 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you find yourself asking, "Why am I unhappy?" "What is missing in my life?" "Why do I feel bored all the time?" Every day, people want to make changes in their lives, but they never do. They continue to struggle with making the same choices and mistakes over and over again. Boredom creeps into their lives, and they lose their purpose and forget what makes them happy. This can change by taking control and responsibility for your life. As you read, I Am Bored and I Am Tired of It!, you will discover how your negative and irrational thoughts and behaviors stop you from having the life that you dream about. By making some changes and getting to know yourself better, you can have the exciting and purposeful life you have always wanted. Boredom does not have to control your life and stop you from living. So stop being bored and unhappy and start moving forward in the life that will give you meaning, happiness, and purpose

Serve It Cold

Author : Ronnie Blackwell
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1411661192
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (116 download)

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Download or read book Serve It Cold written by Ronnie Blackwell and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-07-01 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Detective Jonny C. Speed's life can't get much better. He's booked into the French Quarter's most luxurious guesthouse, and his day job as convenience store manager is 104 miles behind him in Catherine, Mississippi. He's already taken care of one pro-bono missing persons job since he's been in New Orleans, and his paying client's cheating wife is a beautiful and very accommodating exhibitionist. Are things too good to be true? Of course they are. Jonny starts to worry when his client turns up dead, but when the suspects start dropping, Jonny and his crack team of beauty queens, recovering addicts, professional athletes, computer hackers, and pampered dogs find themselves caught in a twisted scheme of revenge that threatens to turn the town of Catherine inside out.

Tri-State Area Mad Dog Killer

Author : Joyce Hudson
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1450047513
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Tri-State Area Mad Dog Killer written by Joyce Hudson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-03-16 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BASED ON A TRUE STORY A brilliant police officer and a brilliant killer are at odds as the bodies pile up in Vanderburgh and Posey County in Indiana, and also in Kentucky’s Henderson County. You can get in the minds of both men and feel the frustration as they play cat and mouse throughout the Christmas season of 1954 and into April of 1955. Watch the killer as he is caught, tried, sentenced to die, and escapes from an escape proof jail. He runs to California and the FBI gets involved and joins the chase. It’s a chase to be remembered. ! Endorsements “I have truly enjoyed reading this book! Being from Evansville Indiana and presently living and working in Posey County Indiana, I am familiar with the locations, victims, and their families that were involved in this tragic story. I highly recommend this book! It is accurate in its details, and interesting in its content. “Chief Deputy Sheriff Mike Alexander, Posey County, Indiana “Research has clearly been done on this work. It is a very interesting read, and will hold your attention throughout. I am certain you will appreciate the unique presentation as did I.” Larry A. Dever, Sheriff, Cochise County Arizona “This book is a great read! I really enjoyed it! I thought it read like a movie script, and should be made into a movie.” Judge David Morales, Cochise County, Arizona.

For Now

Author : Janae Mitchell
Publisher : Janae Mitchell
ISBN 13 : 172461620X
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (246 download)

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Download or read book For Now written by Janae Mitchell and published by Janae Mitchell. This book was released on 2018-08-24 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Malyn Reed has always been able to see spirits, but never thought she would fall in love with one…until she met Beau Brogan. Even among the spirit world, Beau Brogan is different. Having the ability to interact with the living world in ways that are uncommon for most ghosts, he draws the unwanted attention of Takers, the inhabitants of the Darkness. When Beau realizes the secrets that are held within the Darkness, he will have to face one of the toughest decisions he’s ever made, dead or alive. Malyn Reed is not only fervently haunted by Beau, but she’s also haunted by the decision he makes, which causes her to rethink everything she’s ever believed in. Then, when a freak accident turns everyone’s lives upside down, Malyn will have some tough decisions of her own to make.

On the Edge

Author : Rafael Chirbes
Publisher : New Directions Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0811222853
Total Pages : 307 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (112 download)

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Download or read book On the Edge written by Rafael Chirbes and published by New Directions Publishing. This book was released on 2016-01-25 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the Edge is a monumental fresco of a brutal contemporary Spain in free fall On the Edge opens with the discovery of a rotting corpse in the marshes on the outskirts of Olba, Spain—a town wracked by despair after the burst of the economic bubble, and a microcosm of a world of defeat, debt, and corruption. Stuck in this town is Esteban—his small factory bankrupt, his investments stolen by a “friend,” and his unloved father, a mute invalid, entirely his personal burden. Much of the novel unfolds in Esteban’s raw and tormented monologues. But other voices resound from the wreckage—soloists stepping forth from the choir—and their words, sharp as knives, crowd their terse, hypnotic monologues of ruin, prostitution, and loss. Chirbes alternates this choir of voices with a majestic third-person narration, injecting a profound and moving lyricism and offering the hope that a new vitality can emerge from the putrid swamps. On the Edge, even as it excoriates, pulsates with robust life, and its rhythmic, torrential style marks the novel as an indelible masterpiece.

Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl

Author : Carrie Brownstein
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399184767
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)

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Download or read book Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl written by Carrie Brownstein and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the guitarist of the pioneering band Sleater-Kinney, the book Kim Gordon says "everyone has been waiting for" and a New York Times Notable Book of 2015-- a candid, funny, and deeply personal look at making a life--and finding yourself--in music. Before Carrie Brownstein became a music icon, she was a young girl growing up in the Pacific Northwest just as it was becoming the setting for one the most important movements in rock history. Seeking a sense of home and identity, she would discover both while moving from spectator to creator in experiencing the power and mystery of a live performance. With Sleater-Kinney, Brownstein and her bandmates rose to prominence in the burgeoning underground feminist punk-rock movement that would define music and pop culture in the 1990s. They would be cited as “America’s best rock band” by legendary music critic Greil Marcus for their defiant, exuberant brand of punk that resisted labels and limitations, and redefined notions of gender in rock. HUNGER MAKES ME A MODERN GIRL is an intimate and revealing narrative of her escape from a turbulent family life into a world where music was the means toward self-invention, community, and rescue. Along the way, Brownstein chronicles the excitement and contradictions within the era’s flourishing and fiercely independent music subculture, including experiences that sowed the seeds for the observational satire of the popular television series Portlandia years later. With deft, lucid prose Brownstein proves herself as formidable on the page as on the stage. Accessibly raw, honest and heartfelt, this book captures the experience of being a young woman, a born performer and an outsider, and ultimately finding one’s true calling through hard work, courage and the intoxicating power of rock and roll.