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Author : Scott Corbett
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780440842569
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (425 download)
Download or read book Jokes to Read in the Dark written by Scott Corbett and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes, limericks, and riddles.
Author : R&R Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 53 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (438 download)
Download or read book The Little Book of Dark Jokes written by R&R Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The darkest joke book you'll ever come across. If you're a snowflake or a Karen, please turn back now. If you like dark laughs, and jokes to be jokes again, click BUY NOW.
Author : McSweeney's
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 030738733X
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Author : Jen Beagin
Publisher : Scribner
ISBN 13 : 1501182153
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Vacuum in the Dark written by Jen Beagin and published by Scribner. This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the Whiting Award–winning author of Pretend I’m Dead and one of the most exhilarating new voices in fiction, a “thoroughly delightfully, surprisingly profound” (Entertainment Weekly) one-of-a-kind novel about a cleaning lady named Mona and her struggles to move forward in life. Soon to be an FX television show starring Lola Kirke. Mona is twenty-six and cleans houses for a living in Taos, New Mexico. She moved there mostly because of a bad boyfriend—a junkie named Mr. Disgusting, long story—and her efforts to restart her life since haven’t exactly gone as planned. For one thing, she’s got another bad boyfriend. This one she calls Dark, and he happens to be married to one of Mona’s clients. He also might be a little unstable. Dark and his wife aren’t the only complicated clients on Mona’s roster, either. There’s also the Hungarian artist couple who—with her addiction to painkillers and his lingering stares—reminds Mona of troubling aspects of her childhood, and some of the underlying reasons her life had to be restarted in the first place. As she tries to get over the heartache of her affair and the older pains of her youth, Mona winds up on an eccentric, moving journey of self-discovery that takes her back to her beginnings where she attempts to unlock the key to having a sense of home in the future. The only problems are Dark and her past. Neither is so easy to get rid of. Jen Beagin’s Vacuum in the Dark is an unforgettable, astonishing read, “by turns nutty and forlorn…Brash, deadpan, and achingly troubled” (O, The Oprah Magazine). Beagin is “a wonderfully funny writer who also happens to tackle serious subjects” (NPR).
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061801828
Total Pages : 418 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (618 download)
Download or read book A Dirty Job written by Christopher Moore and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy with a normal life, married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. They're even about to have their first child. Yes, Charlie's doing okay—until people start dropping dead around him, and everywhere he goes a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Charlie Asher, it seems, has been recruited for a new position: as Death. It's a dirty job. But, hey! Somebody's gotta do it.
Author : Joseph Rosenbloom
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (214 download)
Download or read book Jokes to Tell in the Dark written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Highlights
Publisher : Highlights Press
ISBN 13 : 1629795534
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (297 download)
Download or read book Laugh Attack! written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
Publisher : Westhoff Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Dark Humor written by Oliver Gaspirtz and published by Westhoff Publishing. This book was released on 2020-04-01 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Throughout history’s darkest times, people have exhibited a particular type of humor: dark humor, also known as black humor, black comedy, dark comedy, or gallows humor. That’s my favorite kind. I like absurd, random stuff. But with a dark twist. Black humor makes fun of the things that terrify us. It’s a coping mechanism. Some people think death is taboo as a topic for jokes. But every stand up comic and every cartoonist knows that taboo jokes get the biggest laughs, the guilty laughs, and the biggest dopamine release. Humor is not supposed to be polite. It’s supposed to mock bad things. Here’s a little selection of some of my favorite cartoons, about life’s painful little absurdities that make me laugh. “I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.” -Abraham Lincoln "If you're a fan of Gary Larson's The Far Side, you'll love Gaspirtz's Dark Humor." -Not Abraham Lincoln
Author : I. P. Grinning
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781495995200
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (952 download)
Download or read book 101 School Jokes for Kids written by I. P. Grinning and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-02 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IP Factly presents... '101 School Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. 101 School Jokes for Kids for Kids is a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Joke books for kids on kindle are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Click on the cover above to see a sample of the jokes or read on.... 1. Why did the teacher get stronger bulbs for the school room?Because the class was a little dim! 2. Who's the king of your desk?Your ruler! 3. Why did the sun not bother going to college?It already had a million degrees! 4. Teacher: How did the Dark Ages get their name?Pupil: From all the Knights! 5. History teacher: How did Vikings communicate?Pupil: Norse code! Reviews for other IP Factly joke books Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again.
Author : Momus
Publisher : Dalkey Archive Press
ISBN 13 : 1564785610
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (647 download)
Download or read book The Book of Jokes written by Momus and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
Author : Irukandji Sd
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (75 download)
Download or read book Crazy Kidding Jokes Questions & Answers About The Shadow! written by Irukandji Sd and published by . This book was released on 2020-12 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious Darkness Shadow jokesr! a great gift! promises hours of fun for the whole family! Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter! Funny questions and answers jokes and this brand new collection of super funny questions and answers jokes Funny Questions & Answer jokes ever......... Shadow jokes. Twilight Jokes. Twilight Zone Jokes. Darkenes Jokes. all ages love funny questions and answers, and this huge collection of original and classic jokes makes a perfect gift for all !
Author : Kyuka Lilymjok
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (26 download)
Download or read book The Old Woman and the Birds written by Kyuka Lilymjok and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-27 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teka stumbles on the old woman and the birds in the forest. He is mystified by both into thoughts and beliefs hitherto weird to him.
Author : Harpo Marx
Publisher : Pickle Partners Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1787203891
Total Pages : 758 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (872 download)
Download or read book Harpo Speaks! written by Harpo Marx and published by Pickle Partners Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-17 with total page 758 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First published in 1961, this is the autobiography of Harpo Marx, the silent comedian of The Marx Brothers fame. Writing of his life before, during, and after becoming famous by incorporating lovely and humorous stories and anecdotes, Harp Marx tells of growing up in a rough neighborhood and being poor, being bullied and dropping out of school, teaching himself to read, write, tell time, and to play the piano and harp. He speaks of his close relationships with his family members, particularly his mother and brother Leonard (Chico), who would become his partner-in-crime on screen, and the profound effect that the death of his parents Sam and Minnie had on him. Filled with insider tales of his antics on and off stage, and the hard graft he and his brothers put into reaching their level of success, the reader becomes privy to a rare glimpse into Marx’ thoughts on everything and everyone he had the privilege of working with. The book reveals the friendships he forged and the blows he was dealt in show-business, and of his marriage to his wife, actress Susan Fleming, with whom he adopted four children and built a ranch on which they lived happily ever after, along with numerous animals. A thoroughly enjoyable read. “This is a riotous story which is reasonably mad and as accurate as a Marx brother can make it. Despite only a year and a half of schooling, Harpo, or perhaps his collaborator, is the best writer of the Marx Brother. Highly recommended.”—Library Journal “A funny, affectionate and unpretentious autobiography done with a sharply professional assist from Rowland Barber.”—New York Times Book Review “This is a racy autobiography by the mute Marx Brother with the rolling eyes, oversized pants and red wig who could send a glissando reeling over his harp.[...] It is enjoyable reading and polished writing...”—Kirkus Review
Author : Sean Gilbert
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781678083793
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (837 download)
Download or read book 50 Dark Humor Jokes written by Sean Gilbert and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-05 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 111 pages of this book is reserved for your own dark humor. If you want, you can submit them to [email protected] along with your name. The best ones will be put into the next book. The person who submits the BEST dark humor will receive a $50 Amazon Gift card! P.S. This event will only happen once a year.
Author : Vasil Vyagov
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (757 download)
Download or read book The Black Book of Jokes written by Vasil Vyagov and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-02-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Black Book of Jokes Do you enjoy hilarious jokes, comedy, and humor? This book contains a massive collection of anecdotes on any topic, including some of the funniest uncensored dirty jokes for adults and dark humor jokes. Who is this book for? This excellent book is in the right hands if you like reading funny jokes, telling funny jokes, or if you want to make a present for someone who loves humor and enjoys reading funny books. In addition, this will be an excellent choice if you want to make someone around you happier. Laughter is the best medicine... Why this book? We can guarantee that you will enjoy one of the best collections of awesome jokes on any topic you can think about. Here you can read some of the best Office, Black Humor, Sex, and Marriage humor, along with the funniest jokes about Animals, Blondes, Policemen, Doctors, Preachers, Teachers, Kids, Women, Men, Clowns, Gays, Doctors, Old People, White People, Black people, Green People, Yellow People, Aliens, Prisoners, Singers, Artists, Musicians, Bankers, Lawyers, Engineers, Plumbers, Secretaries, Lovers, Circus, Life and everything else.
Author : Alan To
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781545397725
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (977 download)
Download or read book Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 2 written by Alan To and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-16 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.
