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The Best Ever Book of Real Tennis Jokes

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781499265644
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (656 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Real Tennis Jokes written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-04-26 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Real Tennis jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Tennis Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Real Tennis jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Real Tennis joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Real Tennis jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Real Tennis Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A Real Tennis Player and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Real Tennis Player turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the Real Tennis Player. The Real Tennis Players's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the Real Tennis Player who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Real Tennis Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781478384540
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (845 download)

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Download or read book The Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-01-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for the US Open.

Tennis Book 4

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781491279526
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (795 download)

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Download or read book Tennis Book 4 written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-08-07 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for the French Open.

Jokes About Tennis

Author : Kj Smith
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (514 download)

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Download or read book Jokes About Tennis written by Kj Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-10-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" is a hilarious collection of joke books that will keep sports enthusiasts, athletes, and comedy lovers entertained for hours. From clever one-liners to playful wordplay, these joke books offer a wide range of humor that appeals to all ages. Whether you're a die-hard fan of basketball, football, soccer, baseball, or cricket, or simply enjoy a good laugh, these books have something for everyone. Whether you're a player, a fan, or simply someone who loves a good joke, "Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" promises endless amusement and will leave you in stitches with its witty and clever humor.

The Tennis Book 1

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478384526
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (845 download)

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Download or read book The Tennis Book 1 written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-01-11 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for Wimbledon.

Tennis Players I Want to Punch in the Face

Author : S. J. G. SJG Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781710389104
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (891 download)

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Download or read book Tennis Players I Want to Punch in the Face written by S. J. G. SJG Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!

The Ladies of Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523985463
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (854 download)

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Download or read book The Ladies of Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-10 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This TENNIS BOOK includes trivia and tidbits about the ladies of tennis from the Roosevelt Sister of the 1890's to the tennis women of the present day. There are two sides to every coin and there are two sides to every tennis court, but there is one sure side to how a player see's it. Listen to how the ladies serve it up.

The Ladies of Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781523985517
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (855 download)

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Download or read book The Ladies of Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by . This book was released on 2016-02-10 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This TENNIS BOOK includes trivia and tidbits about the ladies of tennis from the Roosevelt Sister of the 1890's to the tennis women of the present day. There are two sides to every coin and there are two sides to every tennis court, but there is one sure side to how a player see's it. Listen to how the ladies serve it up.

Moms Love Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781508873877
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (738 download)

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Download or read book Moms Love Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-03-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a series of books designed especially for mom. Isn't mom hard to buy for sometimes? Haven't you bought her enough of the same thing every year for her birthday or for Mother's Day? Well, you can still buy her those things, flowers and chocolate never really get old, but it would be nice to spice it up with something a little different that would, also, bring joy to her heart, a book that would give her a good old fashioned chuckle. A book is the perfect supplement to the same old thing you give mom every year. Sure, flowers and chocolates are nice, but a book is something she can keep forever. These are not books to read only once and then be put up on the shelf to collect dust, they will be read time and time again. Ageless humor that will never grow old.

Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781491279465
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (794 download)

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Download or read book Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-08-07 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for the Australian Open.

Tennis Humor

Author : Charles Hellman
Publisher : Luckysports
ISBN 13 : 9780935938425
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (384 download)

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Download or read book Tennis Humor written by Charles Hellman and published by Luckysports. This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best of TENNIS humor from America's funniest sporting cartoonist. Cartoonist, Robert Tiritilli understands "the ups and downs" of the tennis world. This former Italian Mafia hit man has teamed with Charles Hellman, a bookie and ex-Little Leaguer, to find more ways to blend these one-panel cartoons with clever captions. They bring out the "FUNNY" in sports. The wit and satire of these cartoons and their absurdities come to life from Tiritilli's pen. His outrageous graphics poke fun at players, rackets and fans with equal gusto. Tiritilli has freelanced and lampooned for more years than he cares to admit...

Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781494464141
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (641 download)

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Download or read book Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by . This book was released on 2013-12-11 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations.There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for French Open.

Moms Love Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781508873952
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (739 download)

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Download or read book Moms Love Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by . This book was released on 2015-03-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a series of books designed especially for mom. Isn't mom hard to buy for sometimes? Haven't you bought her enough of the same thing every year for her birthday or for Mother's Day? Well, you can still buy her those things, flowers and chocolate never really get old, but it would be nice to spice it up with something a little different that would, also, bring joy to her heart, a book that would give her a good old fashioned chuckle. A book is the perfect supplement to the same old thing you give mom every year. Sure, flowers and chocolates are nice, but a book is something she can keep forever. These are not books to read only once and then be put up on the shelf to collect dust, they will be read time and time again. Ageless humor that will never grow old.

Joke-tionary Jokes

Author : Thomas Nelson
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 140021663X
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book Joke-tionary Jokes written by Thomas Nelson and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know joke books for kids are proven to help children build confidence, as well as improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills? Joke-tionary Jokes is packed with more than 444 family-friendly jokes--knock-knock jokes, silly puns, and hilarious Q&A jokes that will have kids laughing for hours. Joke-tionary Jokes includes humorous illustrations and is great for: Children, 6-10 years old Road trips, kids stuck in the house, summer reading, or whenever you need a good laugh Funny conversation starters to kick off family game night, pizza night, or a movie night Perk up your child's mood and keep them entertained with this book of jokes for kids. Check out the rest of the joke book series, Super-Funny ROFL Jokes and LOL-apalooza Jokes. Each edition has an exclusive knock-knock joke section.

Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781494464073
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (64 download)

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Download or read book Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by . This book was released on 2013-12-11 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations.There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for Australian Open.

Tennis

Author : Desi Northup
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781494463953
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (639 download)

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Download or read book Tennis written by Desi Northup and published by . This book was released on 2013-12-11 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations.There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for US Open.

For a Tennis Player Who Has Everything

Author : Bruce Miller
Publisher : For People Who Have Everything Series
ISBN 13 : 9781991048158
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book For a Tennis Player Who Has Everything written by Bruce Miller and published by For People Who Have Everything Series. This book was released on 2022-10-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious and warm-hearted stories, fascinating little-known tennis facts, tennis history, tennis legends', celebrity quotes, amazing records, jokes & puns, and more in this engaging and amusing book. Makes the perfect tennis gift!