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Book Synopsis Joke Book for Seniors by : Juicy Quotes
Download or read book Joke Book for Seniors written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This joke book for seniors and elderly is perfect for older adults, parents and grandparents. With over 350 jokes, there will be jokes for all humors and hours of laughter for everyone. This funny jokes book is the perfect birthday present or gift for any occasion. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Book Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Book Synopsis Jolly Jokes for Older Folks by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis The Gigantic Joke Book by : Joseph Rosenbloom
Download or read book The Gigantic Joke Book written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1978 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Book Synopsis Humor is Tremendous by : Charlie E. Jones
Download or read book Humor is Tremendous written by Charlie E. Jones and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.
Book Synopsis Naughty Adult Joke Book #1-10 by : Jason S. Jones
Download or read book Naughty Adult Joke Book #1-10 written by Jason S. Jones and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-08 with total page 516 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book consists of: Naughty Adult Joke Book #1 Dirty, Slutty, Funny Jokes That Broke The Censors Naughty Adult Joke Book #2 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Soiled The Streets Of London Naughty Adult Joke Book #3 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Make Japanese Sashimi Smells Bad Naughty Adult Joke Book #4 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Pollute The Dirtiest Minds Naughty Adult Joke Book #5 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Exploded The Indian Call Centre Naughty Adult Joke Book #6 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Are So Flithy You Need A Shower Naughty Adult Joke Book #7 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Should Never Be Said In Bed Naughty Adult Joke Book #8 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes About Asian Women And Other Small Parts Naughty Adult Joke Book #9 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Made You Play Golf With Your Boss Naughty Adult Joke Book #10 Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes About Yo Mama That Are So Flithy, She Needs To Disinfect Inside this book you will find: - Age-appropriate jokes - A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers - The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go - The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes - Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends - A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting - Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations - Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum - The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The "BUY NOW" Button
Download or read book The 365 Day Clean Joke Book written by and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2006 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume provides three good laughs for every day of the year. Funny stories, one-liners, riddles, knock-knocks, and more make up this hilarious collection of more than 1,000 good-natured jokes.
Book Synopsis The Timeless Collection of Old Age Jokes by : Jacob Maxwell
Download or read book The Timeless Collection of Old Age Jokes written by Jacob Maxwell and published by . This book was released on 2022-08-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Fountain of Humor for Seniors by : Richard G. Lazar, PhD
Download or read book The Fountain of Humor for Seniors written by Richard G. Lazar, PhD and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2012-07-06 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fountain of Humor for Seniors available as an eBook and in Audio files is a collection of jokes and stories targeted to seniors 50]. These jokes can be read and listened to by the senior him- or herself or read and/or played to them by the people who live, work or love them. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most seniors laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is to laugh loud and long to feel good and better. Yes, it works. It's not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth . . . simply a Fountain of Humora?[ for seniors. It is a supply of funny jokes and stories that really helps, for a while, to reduce the depression about aging, the loss of loved ones, chronic illness, loss of sight, sound and mobility. Our jokes and stories are provided through our unique process of selection, customization and cleansing by our "Joke-Jury." This combined publication of text and audio has been designed so that: A blind or partially blind person can hear the jokes and laugh. A deaf or partially deaf person can see the jokes and laugh. A healthy person can see and hear the jokes and laugh. Even the dying find something to laugh about for a moment in time and will ask for more jokes. My father-in-law, terminally ill with cancer, called often in his last year asking my wife and me to read a joke or two to him. Hearing him laugh from miles away also opened the door to comforting conversation and made it easier for all of us. This is mighty important for all of us. An 85-year-old, losing her mental capacities, repeatedly asked for our jokes to be read to her. It comforted her right up to her passing. A professional woman purchased the set for "signing" to groups of deaf people. She works with them as the audio version plays the jokes for her. Instructions are provided on how to read them to diverse senior audiences in institutional settings or families or to their friends. We believe that the elderly, infirmed, families or just two people enjoy the togetherness and communal feeling that laughter brings. People love having jokes read to them. That "legitimizes" laughing out loud. Everyone wants to laugh, whether they are kids age 1 or 100.
Book Synopsis Timeless Christmas Jokes For Older Folks by : Jacob Maxwell
Download or read book Timeless Christmas Jokes For Older Folks written by Jacob Maxwell and published by . This book was released on 2022-11-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Treasury of Clean Seniors' Jokes by : Tal D. Bonham
Download or read book The Treasury of Clean Seniors' Jokes written by Tal D. Bonham and published by B&H Publishing Group. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For speakers, preachers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh, this series is a treasure! All jokes are conveniently listed by subject for quick reference and preparation on the run.
Book Synopsis The Book of Senior Jokes by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Book of Senior Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-07-31 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book of Senior Jokes is the perfect present for anyone feeling their age, no matter how old they may be.
Book Synopsis 100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly by : Christian Stahl
Download or read book 100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly written by Christian Stahl and published by Midealuck Publishing. This book was released on 2023-03-06 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some say laughter is the best medicine against ageism. Many elderlies tend to view nursing homes as a boring and stressful environment. Laughter has proven itself to be a natural form of medicine that is available to everyone. Humorous stories and anecdotes can help you relax and manage stress while boosting your immune system and releasing endorphins. How this book can help you. These 100 humorous tales, essays and anecdotes include a grand variety of feel-good subjects, like humorous short novels based on a true story, wedding anniversary humor, humorous anecdotes after decades in the bedroom, and a whole collection of essays and good-hearted jokes about the elderly. This collection of short stories, anecdotes and jokes aim to make you happy and laugh out loud. All 100 humorous stories and essays are told in a simple, humorous style, they are fun and engaging at the same time, making this book the perfect present for a beloved senior in your life.
Book Synopsis Large Print Joke Book by : kiosk 2000 Publisher
Download or read book Large Print Joke Book written by kiosk 2000 Publisher and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-15 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Large Print Joke Book for Seniors 100 jokes and fun riddles to stimulate the laughing center as well as the cognitive function of your brain! Whether you're spending a day at the beach or just sitting in the park, these jokes are bound to have you giggling to yourself and the riddles are sure to test your brain's capabilities. A joke a day will make you feel more alive than ever, and sharing a joke with a friend makes it all the more enjoyable. Acquaintances share money and gossip, but real friends share jokes and riddles! Short paragraphs are used with easy to read 16 point large print. This is helps the the reader avoid struggling with long paragraphs and stops them feeling overwhelmed by long chapters or confusing words. Part 1: One-Liners. Part 2: Short Stories. Part 3: Oh yes, they actually said that! Part 4: Family issues. Part 5: Old is funny too! Part 6: BONUS! Some Dark Comedy. *No mention of dementia anywhere on the cover or inside the book* About Kiosk 2000 Our books are Educational support for seniors with Dementia, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, rehabilitating after a Stroke or with memory and concentration issues. Large print books with Neuroscientist-approved Designs!! Inside the book you will get instructions (and a gift) on how to join us. (See more at www.kiosk-2000.com) Click the Buy Now button !!
Book Synopsis Jokes For Elderly The Punch Line Is In The Wrinkles by : Charlie Jacobs
Download or read book Jokes For Elderly The Punch Line Is In The Wrinkles written by Charlie Jacobs and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-05-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a way to bring some laughter and joy to the elderly in your life? Look no further than "The Punch Line Is In The Wrinkles", the ultimate joke book specifically designed for seniors. As we age, our lives change in many ways. We retire from work, our bodies may not function as well as they used to, and we may find ourselves facing new challenges. But one thing that remains constant is the importance of laughter. Laughter is a powerful tool that can improve our physical and emotional health, reduce stress, and even help us live longer. This carefully curated collection of jokes will have your loved ones in stitches, reminding them that no matter their age, laughter is always the best medicine. From classic one-liners to amusing stories, each joke has been selected with the elderly in mind, ensuring that they are relatable, relevant, and most importantly, hilarious. Whether you're looking for a gift for your grandparents, a way to lighten the mood at a retirement home, or just want to add some humor to your own golden years, "The Punch Line Is In The Wrinkles" is the perfect choice. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through life's golden moments with this must-have joke book for the elderly. Grab a copy now to share the gift of laughter with your loved ones.
Book Synopsis Gut Busters and Belly Laughs by : Steven D. Price
Download or read book Gut Busters and Belly Laughs written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
