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Jimmy Dick's Laugh Until You Fart

Author : James Mavity
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781695239616
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (396 download)

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Download or read book Jimmy Dick's Laugh Until You Fart written by James Mavity and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-23 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is nothing like a good belly laugh. The kind that comes from deep inside. The kind of laugh that comes with additional side effects. Such side effects include, wheezing, shortness of breath and even a psssst of pee if the laugh is good enough. But, the accidental discharge of gas is the king of all side effects. When this is uncontrollably brought on through laughter, you know you have just had a good hard belly laugh. If you have already experienced this, you know what good living is. If you haven't, pick up this book and enjoy life more. Laughing until you fart, has been medically proven to improve your health. So, relax, read this book and laugh until you fart.WARNING: Do not read this book around lit candles, an in-house fireplace, BBQ grills or campfires as spontaneous combustion may occur.

Slobberknocker

Author : Jim Ross
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1683581148
Total Pages : 424 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (835 download)

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Download or read book Slobberknocker written by Jim Ross and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wrestling Biography You’ve Been Waiting For! There are few people who have been in the wrestling business longer than Jim Ross. And those who have made it as long as he has (half a century to be exact) probably made enemies or burned bridges. But that’s just not JR. Slobberknocker is the story of how an Oklahoman farm kid, with a vivid imagination and seemingly unattainable dreams, became “The Voice of Wrestling” to record TV audiences and millions of fans around the world. Jim opens up about his life as an only child on a working farm, who became obsessed with professional wrestling having first saw it on his grandparent’s TV. Even though the wrestling business was notoriously secretive and wary of “outsiders,” he somehow got a foot in the door to start a historic career, one where he held almost every job in the business?from putting up the ring to calling matches, from driving his blind, drunk boss towards revenge, to consoling two naked 600 pound brothers in the shower room after a rough match. With all those adventures and responsibilities, he’s also recognized as the man who built and nurtured a once-in-a-generation talent roster that took the WWE to new heights, including “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Brock Lesnar, and The Rock to name a few. Readers will finally get the opportunity to hear never-before-told stories about the politics, wackiness, and personalities of all the biggest stars. But this isn’t just a wrestling story. It’s a story about overcoming adversity and achieving your dreams, as success did not come without significant costs and unforeseen challenges to JR, including multiple bouts of severe facial paralysis called Bell’s Palsy. Currently the host of the podcast The Ross Report, any fan of wrestling?from the territory days to today?will be enthralled with stories from the road and behind the scenes. Slobberknocker is the first time Ross tells his story?and you don’t want to miss it!

Thank You Notes

Author : Jimmy Fallon
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0892967374
Total Pages : 438 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (929 download)

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Download or read book Thank You Notes written by Jimmy Fallon and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-05-23 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jimmy Fallon is very thankful. And in this first book to come from his TV show, he expresses his gratitude for everything from the light bulb he's too lazy to replace to the F12 button on his computer's keyboard. He thanks microbreweries for making his alcoholism seem like a neat hobby. He thanks the name "Lloyd" for having two L's. Otherwise it would just sound like "Loyd." He thanks the slow-moving family walking in front of him on the sidewalk. Without this "barricade of idiots," he might never have been forced to walk in the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to get around them. He's thankful to you, the person reading this right now. It means you're considering buying this book. You should do it. You will be thankful that you did.

The Dick

Author : Bruce Jay Friedman
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504019555
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)

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Download or read book The Dick written by Bruce Jay Friedman and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2015-09-29 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pencil-pushing policeman becomes a badass sleuth in this off-the-wall detective story from one of America’s funniest writers Kenneth LePeters (née Sussman) is a “quasi-dick.” A public relations man for homicide bureaus, he carries a half-size badge and keeps his pearl-handled Smith & Wesson .38 locked in his desk drawer. Recently returned to the East Coast after 17 years in America’s heartland, he finds the cosmopolitan air of a big-city police department refreshing—the detectives treat him almost like a real member of the homicide family. Then everything goes horribly wrong. . . . A zoning quirk of their new neighborhood forces the LePeters’s 10-year-old daughter, Jamie, to go to the worst school in town. Blaming her husband, Claire LePeters starts an affair with Detective Chico, a cop turned underground filmmaker. To make matters worse, when his colleagues discover that LePeters is Jewish, their bonhomie dries up as fast as a false lead. To reclaim his manhood and get his family back, LePeters must become the full-fledged dick he never thought he could be. Bruce Jay Friedman’s twisted take on the cop novel is a hilarious, mordant, and wildly inventive portrait of a man daring to succeed in a world that has always expected him to fail. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Bruce Jay Friedman including rare photos from the author’s personal collection.

SEAL Camp

Author : Suzanne Brockmann
Publisher : Suzanne Brockmann Books
ISBN 13 : 0999464566
Total Pages : 247 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (994 download)

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Download or read book SEAL Camp written by Suzanne Brockmann and published by Suzanne Brockmann Books. This book was released on 2018-05-05 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tall, Dark & Dangerous/SEAL Team Ten #12 New, never before published, full-length novel First published May 2018 Navy SEAL Lieutenant Jim “Spaceman” Slade’s got a problem. A SEAL Team is only as fast as its slowest member—and right now, thanks to his battered knees—that’s Jim. He reluctantly takes medical leave, but he’s a SEAL, so he spends his “vacation” as an instructor, helping out a former Senior Chief who runs a camp for SEAL wannabes. But to Jim’s shock, he finds himself falling for the one woman attending the camp session—an obviously brilliant but seemingly timid lawyer who is determined to do everything her way, no matter how wrong. Ashley DeWitt’s got a problem, too. She’s a kickass lawyer, but when it comes to her personal life, she’s a total pushover. When she finds herself hiding behind her condo Dumpster to avoid a confrontation with an ex, she decides enough is enough and signs up for a session at a camp called SEAL World, in hopes she’ll discover how to be more assertive outside of the courtroom. And then she’s assigned to Jim’s team... When an alpha male—smart, funny, strong, but terrified of a future trapped behind a desk—collides with a smart, funny, and quietly strong woman with a troubled past, sparks fly hot and fast. The tall, dark, and dangerous Navy SEALs of Team Ten are back, with reader favorites like Lucky, Joe Cat, Bobby Taylor and his wife Colleen, Thomas King, Rio Rosetti—and with Suzanne Brockmann’s signature blend of love, laughter, and a hint of danger in SEAL Camp. (60,000 words or 200 pages)

Snake, Rolling in Hot

Author : Bud Jones
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595148409
Total Pages : 646 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)

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Download or read book Snake, Rolling in Hot written by Bud Jones and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000 with total page 646 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Snake, Rolling in Hot” is a historical novel about a squadron of Marine Corps helicopter pilots and their crews. It is a true accounting about flying and fighting in Vietnam as well as the training of aircrews before they were sent to Southeast Asia. The combat operations take place in I-Corps in Vietnam and from the decks of navy carriers in the South China Sea. The story also takes a look at some of the wild R & R escapades Marines experienced in Hong Kong, Bangkok, the Philippines and other hot spots around the world. There is also a provocative look at the political scene in the U.S. during the war in Vietnam and how it affected several of the characters in the book in a ways they never thought possible when the war began. With dialog that snaps with electricity and realism, “Snake, Rolling in Hot” takes the reader into the cockpits of Marine choppers during action packed missions flown against the Viet Cong and North Vietnamese Army. After reading this book, no one will ever feel the same about helicopters and their crews again.

Social Security

Author : Robert James Karpie
Publisher : B4HEART Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781432743390
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (433 download)

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Download or read book Social Security written by Robert James Karpie and published by B4HEART Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four old codgers are sick and tired of the abuse and neglect which occurs daily in their old-folks home. Clarence, Max, Sarge, and Henry conspire to overthrow the system and make change by taking matters into their own hands.

Surely You Can't Be Serious

Author : David Zucker
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1250289327
Total Pages : 508 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Surely You Can't Be Serious written by David Zucker and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 508 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Surely You Can't Be Serious is an in-depth and hysterical look at the making of 1980's comedy classic Airplane! by the legendary writers and directors of the hit film. Airplane! premiered on July 2nd, 1980. With a budget of $3.5 million it went on to make nearly $200 million in sales and has influenced a multitude of comedians on both sides of the camera. Surely You Can’t Be Serious is the first-ever oral history of the making of Airplane! by the creators, and of the beginnings of the ZAZ trio (Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker) – charting the rise of their comedy troupe Kentucky Fried Theater in Madison, Wisconsin all the way to premiere night. The directors explain what drew them to filmmaking and in particular, comedy. With anecdotes, behind the scenes trivia, and never-before-revealed factoids – these titans of comedy filmmaking unpack everything from how they persuaded Peter Graves to be in the movie after he thought the script was a piece of garbage, how Lorna Patterson auditioned for the stewardess role in the back seat of Jerry’s Volvo, and how Leslie Nielsen’s pranks got the entire crew into trouble, to who really wrote the jive talk. The book also features testimonials and personal anecdotes from well-known faces in the film, television, and comedy sphere – proving how influential Airplane! has been from day one. Four decades after its release, Airplane! continues to make new generations laugh. Its many one-liners and visual gags have worked their way into the mainstream culture. This fully organic expansion of the ZAZ trio’s fan-base, prompted solely by word-of-mouth, comes as no surprise to longtime fans. When all around us is in flux – laughter is priceless.

Happy Days

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 810 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book Happy Days written by and published by . This book was released on 1916 with total page 810 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A Tale of Two Gimps

Author : Joe "Duff" McBride
Publisher : A Tale of Two Gimps
ISBN 13 : 1419640747
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (196 download)

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Download or read book A Tale of Two Gimps written by Joe "Duff" McBride and published by A Tale of Two Gimps. This book was released on 2006-07-27 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joe "Duff" McBride's new book, A Tale of Two Gimps: "Such Is Life," tells the eye-opening and, at times, sidesplitting story of his misadventures as a self-titled "gimp"--the result of a car accident as a teenage boy that left him physically disabled, but with his sense of humor fully intact. His witty perspective on life, especially the difficulties of his new situation, is shared and even amplified by his friendship with "Mouse," another teenage boy who finds himself in a similar predicament. When the two teens become acquainted at a rehabilitation hospital in Philadelphia, they are both also becoming acquainted with the tremendous challenges forced upon them by their spinal cord injuries. These problems are more than just the physical handicaps, but the emotional and psychological ones as well, as the two boys manage to keep the spirits of others high as well as their own, at the same time they struggle daily with the kinds of basic activities that most people take for granted. Even thought the book is intended to entertain the reader with unblinking honesty and biting humor, it also presents a remarkable account of two young men doing the best they can. A Tale of Two Gimps is a unique work, offering a glimpse into a world many can't imagine. It is sad, touching, hilarious, filled with hope, disgusting, shocking, crude and raw. Just like life. It shows how, for these two indomitable young men, 'it was the worst of circumstances, and it was the best of circumstances.'

Blood Sisters: Can a pledge made for life endure beyond death?

Author : Julie Shaw
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0008142750
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Blood Sisters: Can a pledge made for life endure beyond death? written by Julie Shaw and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2017-04-20 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s 1983 and best friends Vicky and Lucy swear that they will always be there for each other, that they’ll never let anyone come between them. But fast forward 4 years and life on the Canterbury Estate has gotten very messy.

Negrophobia

Author : Darius James
Publisher : New York Review of Books
ISBN 13 : 1681373483
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (813 download)

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Download or read book Negrophobia written by Darius James and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2019-02-19 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A provocative, raucous dark comedy about race and racism in America, now back in print after twenty-five years and with a new preface by the author. Darius James’s scabrous, unapologetically raunchy, truly hilarious, and deeply scary Negrophobia is a wild-eyed reckoning with the mutating insanity of American racism. A screenplay for the mind, a performance on the page, a work of poetry, a mad mix of genres and styles, a novel in the tradition of William S. Burroughs and Ishmael Reed that is like no other novel, Negrophobia begins with the blonde bombshell Bubbles Brazil succumbing to a voodoo spell and entering the inner darkness of her own shiny being. Here crackheads parade in the guise of Muppets, Muslims beat conga drums, Negroes have numbers for names, and H. Rap Remus demands the total and instantaneous extermination of the white race through spontaneous combustion. By the end of it all, after going on a weird trip for the ages, Bubbles herself is strangely transformed.

Upstander

Author : James Preller
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1250251540
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Upstander written by James Preller and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Girl bullies, internet bullying, and substance use are themes in this James Preller middle grade standalone companion to Bystander Mary O’Malley is tired of keeping secrets. Secrets like her older brother, Jonny’s, drug use. Starting seventh grade is tough enough without the upheaval her brother is bringing to their family. It seems the only person who might understand is Griffen Connolly, whose older sister runs with Jonny in the wrong crowd. Mary thought Griff was too cool, too popular for her. But now he wants to hang out with her, and listen. When two girls Mary thought were her friends decide to slam another girl online, Mary tries to look the other way. Then the girls turn on Mary, and suddenly, she doesn’t have a safety zone. Her brother is out of control, her family’s energies are all spent on him. There is only one person she can turn to. But can she trust Griff? Or is he one of the bullies?

Blood Stones

Author : Evelyn Anthony
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504024311
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)

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Download or read book Blood Stones written by Evelyn Anthony and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2015-12-15 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The diamond industry explodes in anarchy when a cache of rare gems is discovered in Russia in this intellectual thriller At London’s Diamond Enterprises, a major crisis is brewing: In the tundra of northern Russia, a newly discovered mine is producing a cache of flawless, five-carat red diamonds. These dazzling “blood stones” are beyond price, and powerful jeweler Ivan Karakov is about to sign an exclusive contract with Moscow to sell the gems. He must be stopped before he destabilizes the market and sends the industry plunging into free fall. With the future of Diamond Enterprises at risk, its employees start scrambling for power. Young, ambitious James Hastings—whose beautiful wife, Elizabeth, is his most powerful asset as well as his most dangerous weakness—is sent to Russia to negotiate with Karakov. Chairman Julius Heyderman, haunted by his tragic past and troubled daughter, returns from South Africa to deal with longtime adversary Arthur Harris. Reece, trapped in a relationship he can’t control, is universally hated by all at DE, while Ray Andrews seeks redemption for a terrible mistake and Ruth Fraser sleeps her way to the top in hopes of becoming DE’s first female leader. A riveting tale of greed, betrayal, and industrial espionage, Blood Stones reveals how much people are willing to sacrifice for money.

Felinine Wiles

Author : Lee Ashe
Publisher : Lee Ashe Thriller Mysteries
ISBN 13 : 1450511279
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Felinine Wiles written by Lee Ashe and published by Lee Ashe Thriller Mysteries. This book was released on 2010-01-26 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liz is a Cougar. She is successful, and enjoying life as a single woman when an internet social page opens up a whole new world to troll. And Liz finds romance. But her grown family presents challenges. And she's already struggling to bridge gaps she perceives as the fault of having been a young single parent. And a deviant stalks.

DEVILS IN MY BED

Author : Evelyn Glass
Publisher : E-Book Publishing World Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 101 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book DEVILS IN MY BED written by Evelyn Glass and published by E-Book Publishing World Inc.. This book was released on with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DEVILS IN MY BED is book 2 of the Cutthroat 99 MC trilogy. Book 3, DEVIL AT THE ALTAR, is available everywhere now! I’ll give her what she craves and take what I want. The devils left her shattered and broken. She needed a savior, but what she got was a monster. A monster who wants to hear her plead. A monster who will make her scream. They stripped everything from her and took what little she had left. She was left broken and hollow—with no-one else to turn to. When I found out what the bastards did to her. When I saw how the way they left her. Something inside of me snapped. She knew her share of monsters. She knew men like me. But I’ll be goddamned if I let her go. Not before I tame her. Not before I own her. Not before I take what I want. Again and again. Until she’s mine.

180 Masterpieces of World Literature (Vol.1)

Author : Jules Verne
Publisher : Good Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 19155 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (596 download)

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Download or read book 180 Masterpieces of World Literature (Vol.1) written by Jules Verne and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-12-17 with total page 19155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 180 Masterpieces of World Literature (Vol.1) is an unparalleled collection that stands as a testament to the enduring power of storytelling across ages and cultures. This anthology brings together a stunning array of voices, ranging from the tragic to the comedic, the factual to the fantastical, and the philosophical to the romantic. Within its pages, readers will find works that have shaped the course of literature and thought, from ancient epics to modern classics, offering a kaleidoscopic view of humanity's intellectual heritage. The diversity of literary styles and themes, from the existential angst in Dostoevsky's prose to the whimsical adventures in Carroll's tales, provides a rich tapestry of human expression. Notably, the collection does not shy away from juxtaposing the introspective poetry of Whitman with the sharp wit of Twain, showcasing the breadth of literary genius over time. The contributing authors and editors, a veritable who's who of literary giants, bring a wealth of backgrounds, cultures, and insights to this anthology. Their works collectively chart the evolutions and revolutions of literary movements, from the Romanticism of Keats to the Realism of Chekhov, and from the Existentialism of Dostoevsky to the Modernism of Joyce. This anthology not only encapsulates the individual genius of authors like Shakespeare and Austen but also illuminates the interconnectedness of literature across time and borders, revealing shared themes of human struggle, love, and identity. The collection is a testament to the transnational and transhistorical dialogues that great literature invokes, making it an essential addition to the libraries of readers who wish to immerse themselves in the rich tapestry of global literary traditions. It offers a unique vantage point to explore the myriad ways in which the world has been interpreted and reinterpreted by some of its greatest minds. This anthology is an invitation to a journey through time and thought, promising not just an education in literary forms and themes, but a profound engagement with the questions and ideas that have propelled human civilization forward. Readers eager for a comprehensive understanding of world literature's scope and depth will find no better resource than this collection, where each page turns to reveal another facet of the vast human experience.