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Download or read book Jim Giraffe written by Daren King and published by Anchor Canada. This book was released on 2010-08-20 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scott Spectrum is being haunted by a ghost giraffe named Jim. Scott thinks he’s a man how has everything — a high-speed internet connection, alien-shaped slippers, and a beautiful wife called Continence. But Scott hasn’t touched her in years and she’s been left furiously polishing the sideboard, dreaming of black stallions. According to Jim, Scott’s days are numbered, and to save himself from certain death from sexual repression he must quickly perform every act in the lovermaker’s lexicon. Jim Giraffe knows a lot about sex, luckily. He also loves pizza and beer and has breath that smells of tree-tops. The prudish Scott is at first shocked by this profane, perverted ghost giraffe, but he accepts his help. Little does Scott realize that Jim has his own agenda and that his suburban idyll is about to be well and truly buggered up. Following on from the cult classic Boxy an Star, Daren King has written another extraordinary novel: highly original and linguistically ingenious, naïve and knowing, utterly charming, filthy, and very, very funny.
Book Synopsis One Word from Sophia by : Jim Averbeck
Download or read book One Word from Sophia written by Jim Averbeck and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All Sophia wants for her birthday is a pet giraffe, but as she tries to convince different members of her rather complicated family to support her cause, each tells her she is using too many words until she finally hits on the perfect one. Includes glossary.
Download or read book Decorating written by Carol Donayre Bugg and published by Capital Books. This book was released on 2009 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last, for busy non-DIY people--how to work with a professional to solve and complete your home decorating dreams in colors, fabrics, window treatments, paints, furnishings, lighting, and more
Download or read book Love by Sophia written by Jim Averbeck and published by Margaret K. McElderry Books. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The precocious Sophia and her pet giraffe Noodle learn how to look at life, love, and art in this latest installment of the series that Kirkus Reviews calls “fun, clever, and empowering.” Sophia loves her family and her wonderful pet giraffe Noodle, so when she gets an assignment to draw something she loves, she wants to make it extra special. Taking her teacher’s advice, Sophia uses a little perspective and creates a work she calls Love. Before she can place her masterpiece on the refrigerator, her whole family has to approve of the painting. But this is the Whitney, the Guggenheim, the Louvre of refrigerators. Can Sophia persuade them to take a chance on a new perspective, so they can see love from her point of view?
Download or read book Giraffe written by Patricia Whitehouse and published by Capstone Classroom. This book was released on 2002-07-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These titles look at many of the animals typically found in zoos, covering such topics as appearance, behavior, and babies. Vivid photographs compare the habitat and diet of each animal, both in the wild and the zoo.
Book Synopsis The Boy Scouts MEGAPACK ® by : Herbert Carter
Download or read book The Boy Scouts MEGAPACK ® written by Herbert Carter and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2015-02-20 with total page 1934 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Boy Scouts of America was founded in 1910 and has grown to be one of the largest youth organizations in the world, with 2.7 million members. Scouts of various types have been a standard feature of young adult literature for generations -- but one of the earliest kicked off in 1913. The "Boy Scouts" series by "Herbert Carter" (a pseudonym for author St. George Rathborne, who wrote the whole series with the exception of volume 9) ran for 12 volumes. It follows scouts through adventures with their local troop and then for the last few volumes embroils them in World War I action. Included are: THE BOY SCOUTS FIRST CAMP FIRE THE BOY SCOUTS ON THE BLUE RIDGE THE BOY SCOUTS ON THE TRAIL THE BOY SCOUTS IN THE MAINE WOODS THE BOY SCOUTS THROUGH THE BIG TIMBER THE BOY SCOUTS IN THE ROCKIES THE BOY SCOUTS ON STURGEON ISLAND THE BOY SCOUTS DOWN IN DIXIE THE BOY SCOUTS AT THE BATTLE OF SARATOGA THE BOY SCOUTS ALONG THE SUSQUEHANNA THE BOY SCOUTS ON WAR TRAILS IN BELGIUM THE BOY SCOUTS AFOOT IN FRANCE If you enjoy this book, search your favorite ebook store for "Wildside Press Megapack" to see the more than 180 other entries in the series, covering science fiction, modern authors, mysteries, westerns, classics, adventure stories, and much, much more!
Book Synopsis The Boy Scouts in the Maine Woods by : Herbert Carter
Download or read book The Boy Scouts in the Maine Woods written by Herbert Carter and published by BoD - Books on Demand. This book was released on 2023-09-12 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Boy Scouts in the Maine Woods" by Herbert Carter is an adventurous novel that follows a group of Boy Scouts as they embark on an exciting journey into the pristine wilderness of Maine. In this captivating story, the Boy Scouts set out on an expedition to the Maine woods, where they encounter the rugged beauty of nature and face a series of challenges. Along the way, they learn essential survival skills, explore the flora and fauna of the region, and build a deeper connection with the outdoors. Their adventure involves encounters with wildlife, navigation through dense forests, and teamwork in the face of adversity. The novel celebrates the spirit of outdoor exploration, environmental appreciation, and the values of the Boy Scouts, including preparedness, self-reliance, and camaraderie. It showcases how these young scouts grow and develop character through their experiences in the Maine wilderness. Herbert Carter's storytelling paints a vivid picture of the natural world and offers an action-packed narrative that captures the essence of scouting and the joys of outdoor adventure.
Book Synopsis Two Problems for Sophia by : Jim Averbeck
Download or read book Two Problems for Sophia written by Jim Averbeck and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-06-12 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sophia quickly learns her new pet comes with two giraffe-sized problems in this enterprising sequel to One Word from Sophia, which was named one of the best picture books of 2015 by Kirkus Reviews. Sophia and Noodle, her One True Desire, are together at last. But Noodle comes with two gigantic problems, and those problems are tearing Sophia’s family apart! Can a little creative experimenting save Noodle? Or will Sophia have to bid him adieu?
Book Synopsis The New Puritan Generation by : Paul March-Russell
Download or read book The New Puritan Generation written by Paul March-Russell and published by Gylphi Limited. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the year 2000, two young editors, Nicholas Blincoe and Matt Thorne, published All Hail the New Puritans, an anthology of short stories which created an impact in the somewhat faded literary scene of Britain at the turn of the millennium. The stories themselves, written by 15 young English writers (Scarlett Thomas, Alex Garland, Ben Richards, Nicholas Blincoe, Candida Clark, Daren King, Geoff Dyer, Matt Thorne, Anna Davis, Bo Fowler, Matthew Branton, Simon Lewis, Tony White, Toby Litt and Rebbecca Ray), together with the editors' manifesto, offered a new and stimulating approach to fiction, although the whole project had an outrageous reception by the literary establishment. For the first time, a collection of essays addresses the importance of the New Puritan movement and provides guidelines to understand this generation of writers.
Book Synopsis Jim Nasium Is a Hockey Hazard by : Marty McKnight
Download or read book Jim Nasium Is a Hockey Hazard written by Marty McKnight and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2015-08 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is hockey season at Bennett Elementary School, and Jim's grandfather has bought all the equipment he needs, so if he can practice hard and ignore the taunts of the school bully, the team should be ready for the game with the rival Gators.
Book Synopsis Incident on Red Bear Mountain by : Del Hayes
Download or read book Incident on Red Bear Mountain written by Del Hayes and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-06-24 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Rick Barber, and the rest of the Gideon Ten, return from a successful mission in the Yucatan, they all are looking for a break from any more adventures, especially after breaking up a local burglary ring in Riverside and aiding the Mexican Federales capture Mayan artifact smugglers. All Rick wants to do is make the football team that Riverside Middle School is starting, but that was before they met the new girl. Wendy Patterson, Rick's girlfriend, introduces Mindy to Rick, and the first thing he notices is her evasive answers to any questions concerning where she's from. The second thing is, he notices a strange man that appears to be following Mindy and her sister. His curiosity leads to one thing and then another; and before he knows it, the group gets involved in another adventure that includes two government agencies, as well as some additional suspicious characters. With the help of the Lord, the Ten hope to discover the secret the new girl is hiding before her vague past catches up with them.
Book Synopsis A Giraffe and a Half by : Shel Silverstein
Download or read book A Giraffe and a Half written by Shel Silverstein and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2024-02-27 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Shel Silverstein, the New York Times bestselling author of Where the Sidewalk Ends and The Giving Tree, comes a riotous rhyming picture book about a boy and his giraffe! Featuring rhythmic verse and iconic illustrations, A Giraffe and a Half will surely leave every reader, young and old, laughing until the very end. Beloved for over fifty years, this classic captures Silverstein’s signature humor and style. If you had a giraffe and he stretched another half, you would have a giraffe and a half. But what happens if you glue a rose to the tip of his nose? Or if you used a chair to comb his hair? Join this giraffe on a rollicking and ridiculous journey that will charm readers from beginning to end. And don't miss Runny Babbit Returns, the new book from Shel Silverstein!
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Book Synopsis We Love to Read: Literacy Through Literature & Music by : Bernadette Falletta
Download or read book We Love to Read: Literacy Through Literature & Music written by Bernadette Falletta and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teachers Bernadette Falletta and Marla Lewis present stories, songs, and activities that appeal to students of different learning styles and multiple intelligences. Students explore and practice the five language skills: listening, speaking, reading, writing, and thinking. This comprehensive package can be used with mainstream, ESL, EFL, speech and language, and resource room students. Students of all ages with varying degrees of language proficiency levels and cognitive abilities benefit from "We Love to Read." All of the pages (stories, songs, and activities) in the student books are reproducible. Students take ownership of their own story pages, song sheets, and activity books. Students can take their personalized books home and involve their parents and other family members as partners in developing their literacy.
Book Synopsis Invisible Friends by : Barbara M. Horne
Download or read book Invisible Friends written by Barbara M. Horne and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2014-07-09 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every child has a fear or a special need. The Invisible Friends series was written with the sole purpose of reaching just one child that feels he or she is all alone or that nobody understands. The Logans Poems section was written for Barbaras youngest grandson, who has special medical needs. This poetry section is meant to make children think, laugh, and remember. This book is also written to help both children and parents laugh, and it may possibly make them think and shake their heads. Invisible Friends is dedicated to Victors mother and Barbaras friend, Hazel Furness. Logan, Barbaras youngest grandson, suffers from a mixture of ADHD, Asperger Syndrome, and light autism. The poems were written to help Logan learn to laugh and be proud of himself. This, in turn, makes life easier on his brothers and sisters. Barbara Horne was blessed with two daughters, Tammy and Connie, twin sons, James and John, and seven grandchildren. Writing poetry is her deep passion. As a cancer survivor, she knows the power of childrens laughter. Victor Furness has a son, Robert, who has Aspergers syndrome. Being mentally challenged, Robert was bullied in school. This inspired Victor to write childrens stories full of hope and understanding.
Book Synopsis We Love To Read Stories by : Bernadette Falletta
Download or read book We Love To Read Stories written by Bernadette Falletta and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2005-10 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ESL teacher, Bernadette Falletta, presents rhyming stories which focus on a target sound represented by different combinations of letters. (The Cold Duck)(Whale's Playmate)(Jolly Giraffe)(The Frightened Lion)(Oink's Voyage)(Elephant's and Hen's Pleasant Home)(Ostrich Hatches)(The Lonely Toad)(The Nosy Zebra)(The Search For Bird)(Hawk and Bald Eagle)
Book Synopsis 21st Century Voices by : Eric Burnett
Download or read book 21st Century Voices written by Eric Burnett and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-09 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written to illustrate the greatness of American literature, 21st Century Voices combines the talents of some of the best up and coming authors with the material from proven classics. Inside this compilation, you'll find expertly crafted short stories written in the style of Nathaniel Hawthorne, Arthur Miller and Mark Twain. In addition to these American classic-inspired pieces, you'll also gain insight into the American Dream through original poetry. Also, through carefully written research papers, these authors provide their unique insight and critical analysis of the novels that helped define America. This collection is a must-have for any teacher, student or literature enthusiast wanting to see how the younger generation responds to America's classics. All royalties from the sale of this book will be given to a student chosen charity dedicated to improving the health and welfare of wildlife around the world.
