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Book Synopsis Jellybean Joke Book by : Oxford University Press, South Africa
Download or read book Jellybean Joke Book written by Oxford University Press, South Africa and published by . This book was released on 1990-10-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Welcome Home, Jellybean by : Marlene Fanta Shyer
Download or read book Welcome Home, Jellybean written by Marlene Fanta Shyer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1988-03-31 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Neil Oxley's older sister, Geraldine, is coming home for the first time. After spending most of her life in institutions for the retarded, she is finally going to live with her family and adapt to the "real world". "Skillful juxtaposition of two seemingly incompatible elements--light humor and the serious theme of mental retardation . . . This is a notable piece".--School Library Journal.
Book Synopsis Oh Beans! Starring Jelly Bean by : Ellen Weiss
Download or read book Oh Beans! Starring Jelly Bean written by Ellen Weiss and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jelly Bean's friends, tired of being the victims of his constant practical jokes, get back at him by pretending they have forgotten his birthday.
Book Synopsis The Jelly Bean Fun Book by : Karen Capucilli
Download or read book The Jelly Bean Fun Book written by Karen Capucilli and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With colorful photos of jelly beans in dozens of designs, patterns, and shapes, "The Jelly Bean Fun Book" encourages readers to find one jelly bean in a sea of candy, hold a page up to a mirror and read the hidden message, and enjoy puzzles and picture riddles. Full color.
Book Synopsis The Giant Jellybean Jar by : Marcie Aboff
Download or read book The Giant Jellybean Jar written by Marcie Aboff and published by Penguin Young Readers. This book was released on 2004-01-19 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ben loves jelly beans, and every week he goes to Jo-Jo's Jelly Bean Shop hoping to guess the riddle that will win him a whole jar full of them. He always knows the answer to the riddle, but he has never won the prize. It's hard to speak out loud in front of so many people, but with a little help from his sister, Ben finally learns to say what he's thinking.
Book Synopsis The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Hilariously Horrid Joke Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Hilariously Horrid Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2014-09-04 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh your way through every day of the year with Horrid Henry as he presents 365 hilarious jokes for every possible occasion ... But is the last laugh on Henry?
Book Synopsis The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Jumbo Joke Book (3-in-1) by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Jumbo Joke Book (3-in-1) written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2015-03-12 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next three Horrid Henry joke books - HORRID HENRY'S HILARIOUSLY HORRID JOKE BOOK, HORRID HENRY'S PURPLE HAND GANG JOKE BOOK and HORRID HENRY'S ALL-TIME FAVOURITE JOKE BOOK - collected together in one outrageously funny bumper volume. Horrid Henry fans will laugh their heads off!
Book Synopsis Spooky Halloween Tales For Kids - The Pink Jellybean Story by : Peter Crumpton
Download or read book Spooky Halloween Tales For Kids - The Pink Jellybean Story written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-01-14 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid loves a Spooky Tale on Halloween right? Spooky Halloween Tales For Kids introduces children to the scary tale that is The Pink Jellybean!
Book Synopsis Fluffy Plants a Jelly Bean by : Kate McMullan
Download or read book Fluffy Plants a Jelly Bean written by Kate McMullan and published by Cartwheel Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After Fluffy the guinea pig buries a jelly bean in the school yard, he dreams that he is Fluffy Jack in a story about a jelly bean stalk and a giant.
Book Synopsis "Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman by : Harlan Ellison
Download or read book "Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman written by Harlan Ellison and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2016-07-12 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Hugo and Nebula Awards: A science fiction classic about an antiestablishment rebel set on overthrowing the totalitarian society of the future. One of science fiction’s most antiestablishment authors rails against the accepted order while questioning blind obedience to the state in this unique pairing of short story and essay. “‘Repent, Harlequin!’ Said the Ticktockman” is set in a dystopian future society in which time is regulated by a heavy bureaucratic hand known as the Ticktockman. The rebellious Everett C. Marm flouts convention, masquerading as the anarchic Harlequin, disrupting the precise schedule with bullhorns and jellybeans in a world where being late is nothing short of a crime. But when his love, Pretty Alice, betrays Everett out of a desire to return to the punctuality to which she is programmed, he is forced to face the Ticktockman and his gauntlet of consequences. The bonus essay included in this volume, “Stealing Tomorrow,” is a hard-to-find Harlan Ellison masterwork, an exploration of the rebellious nature of the writer’s soul. Waxing poetic on humankind’s intellectual capabilities versus its emotional shortcomings, the author depicts an inner self that guides his words against the established bureaucracies, assuring us that the intent of his soul is to “come lumbering into town on a pink-and-yellow elephant, fast as Pegasus, and throw down on the established order.” Winner of the Prometheus Hall of Fame Award, “‘Repent, Harlequin!’ Said the Ticktockman” has become one of the most reprinted short stories in the English language. Fans of George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four and Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World will delight in this antiestablishment vision of a Big Brother society and the rebel determined to take it down. The perfect complement, “Stealing Tomorrow” is a hidden gem that reinforces Ellison’s belief in humankind’s inner nobility and the necessity to buck totalitarian forces that hamper our steady evolution.
Download or read book Double Trouble written by Sarah Albee and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are Big Bird's eyes playing tricks on him? He keeps seeing the same boy again and again on Sesame Street! This story about identical twins shows children that even though people may look alike, everyone is unique.
Download or read book 101 School Jokes written by Jaco Jacobs and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2022-04-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get if you cross a python and a porcupine? A roll of barbed wire. What do you call a teacher who’s always in a bad mood? Typical. Jaco Jacobs is the master of jokes and funny stories and now his 101 Joke books are finally available in English as well! Prepare for hours of laughter and entertainment at a price that will make you smile.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis David, Fish & Penguins... by : Omar Turcios
Download or read book David, Fish & Penguins... written by Omar Turcios and published by Cuento de Luz. This book was released on 2012-09-09 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner at the 2012 Moonbeam Children's Book Awards A tale in which color and imagination help to turn children’s daily activities into unforgettable experiences. Guided Reading Level: K, Lexile Level: 730L
Book Synopsis Jack and the Jelly Bean Stalk by : Rachael Mortimer
Download or read book Jack and the Jelly Bean Stalk written by Rachael Mortimer and published by Hodder Children's Books. This book was released on 2015-03-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun, light-hearted twist on the Jack and the Beanstalk fairy tale. Any child that's familiar with the original will find plenty of giggles here. When Jack sells his cow for jelly beans, his mum is furious But these are magic beans and soon Jack is on a big adventure in the clouds. 'A fresh and funny twist on a classic fairytale. Will provide laughs for any child familiar with the original.' - Guardian Bookshop From the team behind the popular The Three Billy Goats Fluff and Red Riding Hood and the Sweet Little Wolf. Liz Pichon is the creator of the phenomenal bestseller The Brilliant World of Tom Gates. http: //www.lizpichon.co.uk http: //lizpichons.blogspot.co.u