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Its Not My Fault I Know Everything Dear Dumb Diary 8
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Book Synopsis It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!Dear Dumb Diary,I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
Book Synopsis Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?
Book Synopsis That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.
Book Synopsis Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.
Book Synopsis Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Book Synopsis Let's Pretend this Never Happened by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Let's Pretend this Never Happened written by Jim Benton and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Middle school student, Jamie Kelly, writes all the strange and sometimes not so wonderful things that happens to her or she sees during school in her diary and promises that everything she writes is as true as she wants it to be.
Download or read book Me! written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2011 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new diary involving Angeline, her "flawless" friend.
Download or read book Sight Unseen written by David Carroll and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2015 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What would it feel like to know you are going blind? Thirteen-year-old Finn loves bike riding -- the more dangerous the trail, the better. But he had a spectacular crash a few months ago, and he's just received a diagnosis that will change his life. He is slowly going blind. In a few years his vision will be gone. Desperate to salvage something of his "last" summer, Finn invites a friend to the cottage and is drawn to a strange island that seems to glimmer -- but no one else can see it. When he gets close, he's sucked into something he could never have anticipated. Can Finn's friend Cheese help him come to terms with "lights out" . . . or will it take something much more extraordinary?
Book Synopsis My Pants Are Haunted ! by : Jamie Kelly
Download or read book My Pants Are Haunted ! written by Jamie Kelly and published by Paw Prints. This book was released on 2008-08-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.
Book Synopsis The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.
Download or read book Speechless written by Jennifer Mook-Sang and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2015 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jelly is as surprised as anyone when he decides that he's going to win the annual sixth grade speech contest. Just like that, Joe Alton Miles, better known as Jelly (because his initials are J.A.M. and his best friend's are P.B.), is faced with overcoming not only his terror of being in the spotlight, but also the wrath of smart, popular Victoria, who believes that the prize (like all prizes) is rightfully hers. At first, Jelly only cares about winning the awesome prize (a new tablet), but as Victoria escalates her campaign against him, Jelly begins to realize that it's not only the prize that's at stake, but also his reputation, his self-respect and the friendship he values most. Jelly must dig deep inside himself to find out if he's strong enough to stand up to Victoria and show everyone what he's really capable of. Hilariously funny and just as poignant, Speechless is about finding out who your friends are, giving back, standing up to bullying and finding your own unique voice.
Book Synopsis Alexis and the Missing Ingredient by : Coco Simon
Download or read book Alexis and the Missing Ingredient written by Coco Simon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The girls realize that it is great to have friends and they are a lot like cupcakes you can't have enough and they are good in all combinations.
Book Synopsis Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jamie Kelly has been keeping diaries for years . . . and each one just gets funnier! But she has no idea that anyone is reading them. So please, please, please don't tell her.Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.And there's only one logical explanation --- superpowers.
Book Synopsis Emma, Smile and Say "Cupcake! by : Coco Simon
Download or read book Emma, Smile and Say "Cupcake! written by Coco Simon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-04 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Emma is successful while modeling in an advertisement, she realizes it is a lot tougher than she thought.
Book Synopsis Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries! The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber!As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky gems of wisdom like, "Everybody knows that the more you love somebody, the less you try to look nice for them," and "People don't appreciate how much willpower it takes to do the wrong thing."(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)
Book Synopsis School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series! Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series!Dear Dumb Diary is a hilarious hit! Now after 12 books (each covering a month of her life), Jamie Kelly's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber!As Jamie grapples with school, grades, and middle school's Big Questions, don't miss even more of her words of wisdom like, "If someone is really, really intelligent, it would be polite if they would ugly it up a bit before they left the house."(Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)
Book Synopsis My Pants Are Haunted (Dear Dumb Diary #2) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book My Pants Are Haunted (Dear Dumb Diary #2) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes of onlookers? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted (which is kind of gross when you think about it)?
