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Book Synopsis It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens by : Martha Bolton
Download or read book It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens written by Martha Bolton and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2006-10-01 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh Your Way Through a Sticky Situation Life is full of problems: there's not enough time in the day, your kids won't stop fighting, and those cars won't let you merge onto the highway. Not to mention the really bad stuff: your best friends are getting divorced, and your close relative is sick. It's enough to make you want to scream and cry and stomp your feet. But then you remember you're not three. Life is like a refrigerator--it offers us a lot of good things, but it can be smelly if left for too long. Don't let life be a stinker. God provided the equipment to laugh--we just have to remember to use it. Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway show how they look on the bright side of life as they teach us creative ways to deal with telemarketers, remind us that we could cope with the world if it wasn't for the people, and explain why M&Ms are healthy. Where there's a will, there's a way, and Martha and Phil will help you find a way to laugh yourself back into a joyful life!
Book Synopsis It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens by : Martha Bolton
Download or read book It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens written by Martha Bolton and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Complete Guide to Christian Quotations by : Compiled by Barbour Staff
Download or read book The Complete Guide to Christian Quotations written by Compiled by Barbour Staff and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 1226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A great quotation can provoke thought, brighten a day, even change a life—and here are more than 6,000 great quotes from the wide world of Christianity. This brand-new compilation of quotations both ancient and modern features nearly 500 categorized topics both biblical and contemporary—from Abiding through Zeal—with cross references and subject and author indexes. Featuring quotations from the early church fathers through the 21st century’s best writers, The Complete Guide to Christian Quotations is ideal for speakers, writers, and book lovers—who can find great leads on worthy volumes.
Book Synopsis Grit for the Oyster by : Suzanne Woods Fisher
Download or read book Grit for the Oyster written by Suzanne Woods Fisher and published by Vinspire Publishing, LLC . This book was released on 2016-03-31 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A treasure trove of encouraging words for writers..." New York Times Bestselling Author, Terri Blackstock “To every Christian writer who’s ever felt lonely, inadequate and probably delusional (can’t think of any that leaves out), this book throws out a cheerful welcome. In its pages, you’ll find a helpful and soul strengthening community. Enjoy.” ~David Kopp, best-selling co-author of The Prayer of Jabez, executive editor, Multnomah Books A powerful motivator for aspiring writers, Grit for the Oyster offers wit, wisdom, and inspiration to take that first step and persevere through the writing journey. More than a how-to, this confidence-building book is designed to draw readers to a closer relationship with God, to affirm their calling to write, and to offer pithy practical guidance from successful writers like Terri Blackstock, Martha Bolton, James Scott Bell, Liz Curtis Higgs, Dr. Gary Chapman, and David Kopp.
Download or read book Family Squeeze written by Phil Callaway and published by Multnomah. This book was released on 2008 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your teenagers are active, your parents are aging, and your wrinkles aren't shrinking. Pointed guidance and lotsa laughter - Phil Callaway style! - give you the grin to "middle age" with grace and style.
Download or read book Laughing Matters written by Phil Callaway and published by Multnomah. This book was released on 2009-09-30 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find Out What’s So Funny When Nothing’s Funny Sometimes life just stinks—people disappoint, bad things happen, and hardship comes. Laughing Matters is a collection of stories that shows the difference between those who resign and those who rejoice when reality bites. Readers will be encouraged to choose joy, to find hope, and to discover the abundant life Christ offers all who follow Him. Author and humorist Phil Callaway—once described as “Dave Barry with a message”—employs his revealing and hilarious style to remind readers that, “it’s always darkest just before the fridge door opens.” Do you resign or rejoice when reality bites? Sometimes life just stinks. People disappoint. Bad things happen. Hardship comes in double helpings. The last thing you want to do is laugh. So let hilarious humorist Phil Callaway show you—as only he can—that some of the darkest times are those just before the fridge door opens. *** ** *** ** “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess.” Luis Palau, President of the Luis Palau Evangelistic Association “Phil really knows how to get in touch with his spiritual funny bone.” Janette Oke, Bestselling author “One page into this book and I’m quaking with laughter. Callaway has the uncanny ability to uncover the funny in any situation and report it with inspirational wit.” Paul L. Maier, Coauthor of The DaVinci Code: Fact or Fiction? “This book is an excellent source of encouragement for anyone in the midst of a crisis who may be asking God that hardest question of all: ‘Why?’” Martha Bolton, Author of Cooking with Hot Flashes and Didn’t My Skin Used to Fit? Story Behind the Book Phil Callaway wrote this book after a five-year journey he and his wife embarked upon when she began having seizures. He discovered that when life throws you curve balls, juices lemons in your eyes, scrunches you in a knuckle sandwich…the last thing you want to do is laugh. And at the moment we realize that life can just plain stink, “this book helps us know where to go from that point,” he says. Celebrities like Dave Dravecky, Barbara Johnson, Gloria Gaither, and Joni Eareckson Tada have endorsed Callaway’s positive approach to trials. “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess,” says evangelist Luis Palau.
Book Synopsis Growing Your Own Turtleneck...and Other Benefits of Aging by : Martha Bolton
Download or read book Growing Your Own Turtleneck...and Other Benefits of Aging written by Martha Bolton and published by Bethany House. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether Martha Bolton is contemplating whether or not there will be carbs in heaven or why she's growing her own turtle neck, she'll leave readers laughing out loud as they recognize the truth in her hilarious take on aging. Her fans crave each chapter just as they crave one more piece of chocolate. This veteran comedy writer adds occasional touching and poignant stories that remind readers what life is all about.
Book Synopsis Married Mom, Solo Parent by : Carla Anne Coroy
Download or read book Married Mom, Solo Parent written by Carla Anne Coroy and published by Kregel Publications. This book was released on 2011-11-15 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Married Mom, Solo Parent is a common-sense, down-to-earth look at the struggles wives and mothers face when their husband is not actively involved in family life. Writing from her own experience as a married single mom, Carla Anne Coroy will encourage moms to see their position as a high calling, to find healing for their worries and frustrations, and to tap into God's strength for help in facing the daily challenge of being a married mom, solo parent. --from publisher description
Book Synopsis Cooking With Hot Flashes by : Martha Bolton
Download or read book Cooking With Hot Flashes written by Martha Bolton and published by Bethany House. This book was released on 2004-09-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Martha Bolton's observations about life and growing older nail what everyone feels but can't express. "Who Put All This Sand in My Hourglass Figure," "When I Am Old I Shall Be Purple," and "Allow Me to Repeat Myself...Again" are just a few of the topics her fans--both new and old--will be laughing at as they nod in agreement. To complete her memorable recipe, Martha mixes in an ample sampling of poignant, touching stories, reminding readers what life is about and what is truly important.
Book Synopsis The Healing Journal by : Lynda Peterson
Download or read book The Healing Journal written by Lynda Peterson and published by The Healing Journal. This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Didn't My Skin Used to Fit? by : Martha Bolton
Download or read book Didn't My Skin Used to Fit? written by Martha Bolton and published by Bethany House. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Living, laughing, loving life after forty!"--Cover.
Book Synopsis Making Life Rich Without Any Money by : Phil Callaway
Download or read book Making Life Rich Without Any Money written by Phil Callaway and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2009-10-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a time when readers have experienced the transitory nature of the economy, Phil Callaway shares fascinating characteristics of truly rich people--characteristics that have nothing to do with money and everything to do with wealth. Readers will nod their heads knowingly, smile, and sometimes laugh out loud as they read about... The perils and joys of a SITCOM family (Single Income Three Children Oppressive Mortgage) Phil's new appreciation for his wife after a memorable "Mr. Mom" experience One family's surprising response when they are literally "creamed" by a dairy truck A lasting male friendship forged over an unlikely object--a lawnmower A startling phone call that changed Phil's life True wealth doesn't come with any material possessions. Through warmth and laughter, Callaway shows that the best things in life are not really things, after all. In this tough economic climate, readers may be surprised to learn that they may find real richness even in their own backyards.
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Book Synopsis DISTANT MEMORY by : Maureen A. Miller
Download or read book DISTANT MEMORY written by Maureen A. Miller and published by Maureen A. Miller. This book was released on 2019-11-25 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA TODAY bestselling author, Maureen A. Miller comes this romantic thriller. Whose life does Hollie Musgrave recall? Is it even her own? Dreams of a house Hollie has never been to plague her. They haunted her since childhood when her mother used to joke about reincarnation. Now, as an adult, the dreams have returned. Desperate for relief she seeks out a hypnotist to pry any clues from her latent memories. One notion leads her to a farmhouse hundreds of miles away. Todd Hewitt bought the farmhouse in Pennsylvania in search of seclusion after the drama of the past three years. When a woman shows up on his doorstep he assumes she is just another reporter looking for an interview, however, her tale is too absurd to be a hoax. Together they try to piece together her missing past. And someone has been anticipating that. Someone has been waiting for Hollie to remember.
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Book Synopsis Resurrecting Cybele by : Jenifer Mohammed
Download or read book Resurrecting Cybele written by Jenifer Mohammed and published by Jenifer Mohammed Publishing. This book was released on 2013-08-29 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cybele Moondragon is an unemployed English graduate student who is disillusioned with her life and tired of being in debt. She decides to resurrect a matriarchal cult based on the pagan goddess Cybele in order to make a lot of money and empower men and women who are stifled in more traditional, patriarchal religions. Cybele is joined in her quest by her best friend Janus Styx, a Psychology graduate student who helps with the funding for the cult but, unknown to Cybele, manipulates vulnerable members of the cult for his own purposes. Gabriel Anderson is an undercover investigative reporter who realizes he can get the inside scoop on the birth of a pagan cult in Winnipeg and its possible links to eco-terrorism. Cybele slowly discovers that while she leads ceremonies in hopes of showing her followers the path to spiritual enlightenment, Janus is playing a dangerous game of manipulation with his. Will Cybele succeed in resurrecting her life and ushering a new matriarchal religion into the world or will she fall prey to Janus's machinations and become the scapegoat in his quest for power and control? You'll have to read the book to find out.
Book Synopsis Who Put the Skunk in the Trunk? by : Phil Callaway
Download or read book Who Put the Skunk in the Trunk? written by Phil Callaway and published by Multnomah. This book was released on 1999-12-06 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes life just stinks -- people disappoint, bad things happen, and hardship comes. Who Put the Skunk in the Trunk? is a collection of stories that shows the difference between those who resign and those who rejoice when reality bites. Readers will be encouraged to choose joy, to find hope, and to discover the abundant life Christ offers all who follow Him. Author and humorist Phil Callaway -- once described as "Dave Barry with a message" -- employs his revealing and hilarious style to remind readers that "It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens."
