Author : Jason Köhne
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781794009059
Total Pages : 59 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (9 download)
Book Synopsis It's a Comedy, Dammit! by : Jason Köhne
Download or read book It's a Comedy, Dammit! written by Jason Köhne and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-19 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A seasonal contest pits two competitors in a fight to the finish, but nature interrupts their competitive bloodlust with a terrifying surprise of her own. (Click "Read more" for god's sake) Fueled by whimsical memories of youthful vigor and black box pharmaceuticals, Wroth protects himself and his work with hate (the good kind) and high-powered firearms. His adversary, Luzifer, brings little more to the contest than a spade and dismissive, self-righteous contempt. Residents from several neighborhoods gather. A pharmacist is belittled. An old man's sanity is questioned. Somali immigrants celebrate. A Seminole family's revelation is revealed. And a bloody contest none could have predicted, nor seen in their most deranged nightmares, unfolds.... The neighborhood, nay, the country will never be the same. Reviews yet to be written "Nothing can keep this magnificent story from becoming a #1 New York Times bestseller. Its author gave the paper's editor-in-chief an offer he couldn't refuse." New York Times "The edgy humor in this hilarious tale will capture your attention in a full nelson of rip-roaring merriment. Free of blatant vulgarity, this funny short story is sure to have you chuckling." Publishers Weekly "Wonderful, smart, funny, and exciting, ICD! is destined to be a number one New York Times bestseller before the end of the millennium." Newsday "Nothing about this book is romantic, but we've fallen in love. Ti amo, Wroth." Romantic Times "I laughed so hard I wet my Huggies!" Active Over 50 "A nail-biting, exciting, uproarious thriller guaranteed to increase gun sales." Guns & Ammo "An undercurrent of political humor tickled this writer's Jenny." Miniature Donkey Talk ":-) + :-o = ;-)" Illiterate Gazette "No hot, young, bikini-clad girls, no well-endowed, muscle-rippling men, no steamy sex, no drugs, but it's worth the read." Today's Senior Citizen "It never ceases to amaze us what can be done with little money and an old computer." Money Magazine "Beaux-esprits won't nictitate while imbibing this Dionysian tale, but they may horripilate. The author must be immune to uxorodespotism or azygophrenia to have poetized such a mordant tale." Abstruse Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian Quarterly "We knew the author would go far; we're so proud." Monthly Newsletter - Eastern State Psychiatric Penitentiary