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In A Green Dress Surrounded By Exploding Clowns And Other Stories
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Book Synopsis In A Green Dress, Surrounded by Exploding Clowns and Other Stories by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book In A Green Dress, Surrounded by Exploding Clowns and Other Stories written by Robert Jeschonek and published by IE Books. This book was released on 2018-08-22 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to have your mind blown. Each of these 15 scifi/fantasy stories shines a light on another wild world you’ve never seen before. From exploding clowns to killer chickens, you will meet the wildest characters. And find a bold new way of looking at life. Forget boring books about the same old star fights. Surf the new wave of tomorrow and leave the same old same old far behind. Get it now! Includes 15 stories: "In A Green Dress, Surrounded by Exploding Clowns" "Monkey Sea, Monkey Do" "The First Hollywood Cowboy of the Bropocalypse" "In All Your Sparkling Raiment Soar" "Piggyback" "Fuzzy Duck" "Not-So-Fortunate Son" "Blackbeard's Aliens" "Cock-A-Doodle Die" "The Dancing Dead" "The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater" "The Breakout Story of Galaxy's Edge Ten Million" "The Little Robot's Bedtime Prayer" "The Spinach Can's Son" "As If My Every Word Has Turned to Glass"
Book Synopsis In the Empire of Underpants And Other Stories by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book In the Empire of Underpants And Other Stories written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2018-07-25 with total page 445 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a world without humans, where smart clothes equipped with apparel intelligence fight for supremacy. When a brave pair of smart-briefs sets out on a quest to cure his people's madness, he ends up in the middle of an all-out wardrobe war instead. Outnumbered by outfits fashioned for mayhem, with the future of smart garments everywhere hanging by a thread, do the smart-briefs stand a chance of cutting off the power-mad Hive Twine before it sews up a dark future for all clothing-kind? Don't miss this surprising story by award-winning writer Robert Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch. Contents Short story plus novel preview
Book Synopsis Steampunks and Other Heavy Hitters by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book Steampunks and Other Heavy Hitters written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Blastoff Books. This book was released on 2023-12-26 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The power of steam drives conflict and adventure around the world, pitting fantastic retro technologies on the field of battle in the name of ambition and heroism. Thrill to breathtaking feats of derring-do in the age of steampunk saviors and beyond. Pirates, pipers, pilots, and cowboys will whisk you into whirlwinds of excitement in other eras, too, and will keep you on the edge of your seat for every heart-pounding page. Experience one spectacular exploit after another in the unforgettable words of USA Today bestselling author Robert Jeschonek, a scifi champion with a Star Trek and Doctor Who pedigree.
Book Synopsis 100th Power Volume 1 by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book 100th Power Volume 1 written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Blastoff Books. This book was released on 2023-12-26 with total page 685 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a pair of high-tech smart-briefs on a quest to save the world for underwear-kind…a shrinkable crime-fighter hunting a killer of pint-sized superheroes…and an unseen tentacled parasite forcing human puppets into sacrificial horrors. You will meet all these wondrous oddities and more in Volume One of this brand-new collection of the unique short fiction of USA Today-bestselling author Robert Jeschonek. The 100 stories in the 3-volume set span multiple genres—everything from science fiction to fantasy to mystery to superheroes—and an abundance of sub-genres and cross-genres in between. Discover a wealth of dynamic characters, startling settings, shocking situations, and challenging ideas…plus loads of thrilling action, whiplash plot twists, and inspirational revelations. Explore a realm of mythic innovation by a writer who might just change the way you think about fiction, a treasury of stories unlike anything you have ever experienced in the universe of imagination…or will ever experience again in your wildest dreams and nightmares.
Book Synopsis 100th Power Volume 3 by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book 100th Power Volume 3 written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2023-12-27 with total page 842 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a dog-propelled starship commanded by single-celled warriors…a love-starved dishwashing machine on a deadly rampage…a stained-glass robotic messiah fighting armies of zombies…and a horde of fire-breathing dragons laying waste to a reptilian paradise. You will meet all these wondrous oddities and more in Volume Three of this collection of the unique short fiction of USA Today-bestselling author Robert Jeschonek. The 100 stories in the 3-volume set span multiple genres—everything from science fiction to fantasy to mystery to superheroes—and myriad sub-genres and cross-genres in between. Discover a wealth of dynamic characters, startling settings, shocking situations, and challenging ideas…plus loads of thrilling action, whiplash plot twists, and inspirational revelations. Explore a realm of mythic innovation by a writer who might just change the way you think about fiction, a treasury of stories unlike anything you have ever experienced in the universe of imagination…or will ever experience again in your wildest dreams and nightmares.
Download or read book Blastoff! written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2019-08-14 with total page 547 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3…2…1…Blastoff! Join the ultimate voyage into the great unknown, one that will race you to the farthest stars and most distant worlds where only the strangest and most exciting adventures will be found. This collection of 18 stories by Star Trek and Doctor Who author Robert Jeschonek will dazzle you, thrill you, and make you think. The universe in all its brightest and darkest glories will unfold before you, changing the way you see the final frontier forever. Don’t miss these stories of spacefaring furries, edible companions, metal-obsessed sky-miners, serial killers giving murder lessons to aliens, giant microbes crewing a starship propelled by honest-to-goodness dog power, and much more. These 18 stories, gathered together for the first time anywhere, will launch you out to the bleeding edge of known space…and so far beyond, you might never come home again.
Book Synopsis 100th Power Volume 2 by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book 100th Power Volume 2 written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2023-12-27 with total page 697 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a killer snack cake with a murderous mind of its own…a loose cannon cop with a rose for a head…and a futuristic warrior chicken in a finger-lickin' free-for-all. You will meet all these wondrous oddities and more in Volume Two of this collection of the unique short fiction of USA Today-bestselling author Robert Jeschonek. The 100 stories in the 3-volume set span multiple genres—everything from science fiction to fantasy to mystery to superheroes—and myriad sub-genres and cross-genres in between. Discover a wealth of dynamic characters, startling settings, shocking situations, and challenging ideas…plus loads of thrilling action, whiplash plot twists, and inspirational revelations. Explore a realm of mythic innovation by a writer who might just change the way you think about fiction, a treasury of stories unlike anything you have ever experienced in the universe of imagination…or will ever experience again in your wildest dreams and nightmares.
Book Synopsis How To Save the Worlds Without a Proper Map by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book How To Save the Worlds Without a Proper Map written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2023-11-10 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thanks to a rare condition, Desiree can hardly find her way across her own apartment without getting lost. How can she possibly navigate an alien environment and save two worlds from a powerful entity before time runs out? Destiny—and a blue-skinned warrior dropped in her living room—chooses her to bring salvation against all odds, aided by an enchanted and unconventional map…but what good will it do in the face of her condition? Lost in an unknown war zone, pursued by the evil Negatithesis, Desiree must battle her flawed sense of direction to try to save her own world and one other, all while confronting the tragic failure of a past for which she has no map of redemption.
Book Synopsis One Awake in All the World by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book One Awake in All the World written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bigger the bug, the bigger the gun! Exterminators Pass Candle and Nona Stiletto keep space safe for humanity by mowing down hostile alien lifeforms. Cyborg implants and badass attitudes make these warriors unstoppable, but a distress call lands them in the battle of a lifetime on a postapocalyptic alien world. Stalked by hordes of unimaginably savage creatures, Pass and Nona fight a war for survival against impossible odds. Their only hope: an abandoned alien child who might be the last of her species left alive, and the only key to a terrible secret that might end the carnage...if she can stay awake long enough to figure it out. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning Star Trek and Doctor Who author Robert T. Jeschonek, acclaimed as a "Standout selection..." in a Publishers Weekly starred review.
Book Synopsis Give the Hippo What He Wants by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book Give the Hippo What He Wants written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the baseball league of the future, losing the World Series will get you the death penalty. Nobody cares if anti-MVP Thal Simoleon choked because of an opera-singing pink hippo that only he can see. Angry fans hunt him down in murderous mobs, dying to get a piece of him. And that damn pink hippo taunts him every step of the way, always making things worse. But the sins of the past that set the death hunt in motion might also point the way to salvation. Will the pink hippo's terrible secret be the key that leads Thal back to some kind of glory? Or will he die in extra innings of the bloodiest high-tech basebrawl of all time? Only the hippo knows. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning Star Trek and Doctor Who author Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.
Book Synopsis Cosmic Conflicts by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book Cosmic Conflicts written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Blastoff Books. This book was released on 2022-05-14 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Born in the throes of violence! Teeming with conflict ever since! Constant struggle is the way of our universe and the heart of this thrilling collection of stories. Get caught up in the excitement of cosmic gods at war over battleground Earth…a life-or-death battle between alien races claiming the legacy of a monstrous humanity…apocalyptic strife over the adoption of a vicious alien infant…and the blitzing of a world dominated by bloodthirsty dragons. Experience one spectacular clash after another in the unforgettable words of USA Today bestselling author Robert Jeschonek, a scifi champion with a Star Trek and Doctor Who pedigree…plus a story co-written with Mike Resnick, the legendary winner of five Hugo Awards and a Nebula.
Book Synopsis Scifi Motherlode by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book Scifi Motherlode written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-12-12 with total page 427 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these pages, Robert T. Jeschonek will take you on a tour of the wildest places and people you've never imagined. Don't miss these 18 edgy, exciting, and surprising science fiction tales from award-winning Star Trek and Doctor Who author Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch. This volume includes 18 stories originally published in three volumes: 6 Scifi Stories, 6 More Scifi Stories, and 6 Scifi Stories Book 3. All 18 of these scifi stories and novelettes are available here for one low price: "The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe" "The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake" "Playing Doctor" "Serial Killer vs. E-Merica" "My Cannibal Lover" "Zinzizinzizinzic" "One Awake in All the World" "Give the Hippo What He Wants" "Teacher of the Century" "Off the Face of the Earth" "Something Borrowed, Something Doomed" "The Cross-Dressing Cosmic Cortez Rubs Off" "Star Sex" "Messiah 2.0" "Lenin of the Stars" "The Shrooms of Benares" "Beware the Black Battlenaut" "Killer Bod" Contents Collection of 18 stories and novelettes plus a novel preview Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author of the Starship series "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fábio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic
Download or read book Messiah 2.0 written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What form will the Second Coming of Christ take? In the world of the far future, Father Clement the warrior priest and Imago the stained glass robot will stop at nothing to find Him...so they can kill Him. It's the only way to save the King of the World and his Kingdom from the great threat predicted in the Book of Revelations. Guided by the ultra-high tech Christputer, armed with an atomic scythe and righteous robotic power, Clement and Imago track the last of the proto-Christs through the realms of the savage Undead. Will a mysterious prisoner lead the way to their target Messiah, or will she help them realize they're serving an evil cause? In the world of tomorrow, Christ and Antichrist both take forms that no one expects and pit technological marvels in a futuristic clash that no one can imagine. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.
Book Synopsis The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2013-05-13 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The male enhancement of tomorrow has everything from shape-changing powers to a mind of its own. But what happens when this miraculous endowment refuses to cooperate with its new owner? War breaks out between man and enhancement, the ultimate struggle between two minds in one body. Only by guessing the enhancement's dark secret does the man stand a chance of breaking the stranglehold this high tech smart-part has on his life. Don't miss this twisted science fiction comedy short story by award-winning writer Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch. Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fabio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author.
Book Synopsis Dog and Pony Show by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book Dog and Pony Show written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2023-11-09 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One twisted world after another awaits you in this collection of weird horror tales from USA Today-bestselling author Robert Jeschonek. The title story, "Dog & Pony Show," sets the tone, plunging you into a bizarre realm where "dogs" are more like giant bugs with needles in their eyes, and a brainwashed boy must choose between a warped, industrial existence and the joys of the natural world that clings to survival. Once "Dog & Pony Show" has put you through the wringer, get ready for a steady stream of horrors designed to make you doubt your own perceptions and haunt the darkest nights of your tormented soul: "Fear of Rain" "Return Your Rapture to the Upright Position" "Monsters of Ice Cream" "The Wish of a Wish" "Keep Calm and Apocalypse On" "Warning! Do Not Read This Story!" "Road Rage" "Diary of a Maggot" "The Last Night of the Last Bokey-Bokey on Earth" "A Maze That Is a Great White Bull" "Piggyback"
Book Synopsis Lenin of the Stars by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book Lenin of the Stars written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lenin came from outer space! He and his fellow shape-changing aliens bring communism to Earth, hoping to teach galactic harmony to violent humanity. Communist aliens posing as legendary leaders steer great nations through the turbulent history of the Twentieth Century. But changing times and surprising turnarounds lead the aliens to fight a secret civil war among their own ranks. When the alien Lenin and his beloved Irina end up on opposite sides, they have no choice but to battle to the death...or start a new revolution that might just sweep the stars. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.
Book Synopsis Off the Face of the Earth by : Robert Jeschonek
Download or read book Off the Face of the Earth written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where do all the missing children go? The answer could be more incredible than you can imagine. When a little boy disappears off the face of the Earth, his good-for-nothing father turns over a new leaf and sets out to track him down...but it takes a strange visitor from the future to point him in the right direction. Has the little boy been swept into a horrifying hell on Earth, or is he bound for a miraculous world beyond forever? His fate reveals a glorious destiny for the missing, one that rests on the shoulders of the boy’s father. Can this man, plagued by his own dark demons and addictions, find redemption—and perhaps secure the future of all mankind—by making the ultimate sacrifice? This scifi masterpiece will race you out to the edge of reality and blow your mind. Award-winning science fiction author Robert T. Jeschonek has written Star Trek and Doctor Who fiction and futuristic stories for books, magazines, websites, and podcasts around the world. He won the national grand prize in the Strange New Worlds writing contest from Pocket Books. He is one of a handful of authors chosen to write stories in the Star Trek: New Frontier universe. DC Comics, Simon & Schuster, and DAW Books have published his work. His young adult urban fantasy novel, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, was named a Top Ten First Novel for Youth by Booklist.
