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Book Synopsis I'm Not Smelly the Pirate by : Alexandra Browne
Download or read book I'm Not Smelly the Pirate written by Alexandra Browne and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-26 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Captain Bloodandguts is a wicked and mean pirate and also very vain. He doesn't go anywhere without his huge, beautiful parrot sitting on his shoulder.But the poor parrot is seasick and surrounds the captain and all nearby with the most horrible, ghastly smells causing havoc in its wake!Join the pirates in their search for Red Beard's treasure, in a cloud of smelly pong.But who is creeping secretly behind? Read and find out!
Book Synopsis Pirate Pete and His Smelly Feet by : Lucy Rowland
Download or read book Pirate Pete and His Smelly Feet written by Lucy Rowland and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This spick and span crew of pirates have had enough of Pete's pongy feet! So he's been ordered to walk the plank. But it turns out that hungry sharks didn't like the smell of cheese either. What will the pirates do without Pete's feet to keep those snappy sharks away? Have fun sticking the cheesy scratch and sniff stickers to the pirates in this riotous, rhyming romp! Pirate Pete and His Smelly Feet is the first Macmillan picture book for Lucy Rowland and Mark Chambers. A fun, fast-paced story illustrated with vibrant colour and humour, and with a very smelly ending!
Book Synopsis Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Pirates by : James Sharkey
Download or read book Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Pirates written by James Sharkey and published by James Sharkey. This book was released on 2021-12-10 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Onionman is up to his old tricks messing with the time continuum, so an evil villain from the past can continue to create pirate havoc. Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder must visit the past to ensure the evil pirate Florence Frightful-Beard loses the battle of Chunder-Fart. Will farting ever stop being funny? Not with fire-fart powered ships and chunder cannons in the hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.
Book Synopsis My Dog Is As Smelly As Dirty Socks by : Hanoch Piven
Download or read book My Dog Is As Smelly As Dirty Socks written by Hanoch Piven and published by Schwartz & Wade. This book was released on 2013-06-26 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you draw your smelly dog? Your playful daddy? Your yummy mommy? See how one girl does it in this simple, clever picture book that's comprised of family portraits made out of objects. For example, her baby brother is so noisy—he's as loud as a whistle, a horn, and even a fire truck!—that she creates a picture of him with whistles for eyes, a horn mouth, and holding a fire truck. After the girl has described everyone in her family (including herself, in great detail), she asks, "What does your special family look like?" encouraging readers to create their own portraits. With a list of objects at the end of the book to use as a guide, this is the ideal choice for budding artists everywhere. Here's a wonderful exploration of simile and metaphor for young readers. And don't miss the companion book My Best Friend is as Sharp as a Pencil!
Book Synopsis This Is for Tonight by : Jessica Patrick
Download or read book This Is for Tonight written by Jessica Patrick and published by Swoon Reads. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Andi attends a music festival with one goal in mind - capture an interview with a famous band so she can pay for college - she gets more than she bargained for in This is for Tonight by Jessica Patrick Andi Kennedy needs to make money for college, and fast. But her little YouTube crafting channel, while fun, isn't exactly a money maker. So she's heading to the world-famous Cabazon Valley Music and Arts Festival with a goal - film a video that will launch her channel into popularity and turn it into a legit money making venture, even if it means selling out her creative vision. Instead, she finds obnoxious Jay Bankar, the annoyingly hot host of a popular prank channel who is the actual worst. Andi hates everything Jay stands for, which makes the undeniable connection she feels with him really freaking inconvenient. Soon she finds herself competing with Jay for an interview with the festival's headlining band, which could be the key to turning her little channel directly into college tuition. But she's starting to discover that there is more to Jay than his jerky on-screen persona, and she has to decide what's more important - winning, or giving a second chance to a guy who couldn't be more wrong for her.
Book Synopsis Never Fear - The Apocalypse by : William F Nolan
Download or read book Never Fear - The Apocalypse written by William F Nolan and published by Invoke Books. This book was released on 2017-04-08 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Apocalypse-definition: the complete final destruction of the world, especially as described from the Book of Revelation in The Bible; an event involving destruction or damage on an awesome or catastrophic level. Eighteen bestselling and award-winning authors have contributed their visions of the apocalypse. Classic sci-fi writer William F. Nolan adds to his canon with a tale from his futuristic Logan’s Run series. Creator of the popular Repairman Jack series, F. Paul Wilson presents his vision of a world where vampires have become the ruling race. Bestselling author Heather Graham serves up her apocalyptic nightmare. Horror master Tim Waggoner terrifies with a tale of the World After. Master writer, screenwriter, and creator of classic video games Matthew Costello offers up a post-apocalyptic tale of terror, cannibalism, and a vacation gone so wrong. Icon of classic science fiction and fantasy, Ron Goulart, spins a tale of futuristic famine and desperation. Also new stories from the new breed of award-winning authors including: Jason V Brock, Lisa Mannetti, Patrick Freivald, Lee Lawless, Tori Eldridge, and Brendan Deneen. s this the end of times? You decide.
Book Synopsis Dirty Joe, the Pirate by : Bill Harley
Download or read book Dirty Joe, the Pirate written by Bill Harley and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2008-05-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dreaded Dirty Joe and his piratical crew sail in search of the smelliest treasure ever: dirty socks! The rogues cheerfully pillage their way across the seven seas, until the day they run across another band of pirates-one led by the notorious Stinky Annie. Has Dirty Joe finally met his match? From Grammy Award ;winning storyteller Bill Harley and bestselling illustrator Jack E. Davis comes a zany, tongue-twisting, side-splitting tale certain to be prized by budding buccaneers!
Book Synopsis The Ballad of Stinky Pete the Pirate by : Tao Blaine Baker
Download or read book The Ballad of Stinky Pete the Pirate written by Tao Blaine Baker and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Hate to Love You by : Melissa Schroeder
Download or read book Hate to Love You written by Melissa Schroeder and published by Harmless Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-17 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dive into this sizzling romantic comedy from USA Today bestselling author Melissa Schroeder. He is absolutely, completely, and undoubtedly the one man I shouldn't fantasize about. Other than being my boss, he's too rigid, a workaholic with a checkered past when it comes to women. Knowing all that, I shouldn't think about how his hands would feel on my body, or how his voice would sound when he whispered my name in the dark. But I can resist him. Mainly because he can't stand me, and he's the kind of boss who makes me think about murder on a daily basis. That's until he shows me his softer side and ignoring my need for him becomes impossible. No, softer side or not, I have to resist the lure of Grady Hawthorne because if I don't, I'm pretty sure I won't survive the fall. Warning: This book includes a smack-talking executive assistant, a workaholic boss who has the most amazing...mouth, irritating siblings, a drunken night that ends in jail, and a happily ever after that will make you sigh. Author assumes no responsibility for overheated readers. This is a standalone romantic comedy with no cheating and an HEA.
Book Synopsis The Code of the Zombie Pirate by : Scott Kenemore
Download or read book The Code of the Zombie Pirate written by Scott Kenemore and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2010-10 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humour.
Book Synopsis The Smelly Pirate by : Amanda Bannikov
Download or read book The Smelly Pirate written by Amanda Bannikov and published by . This book was released on 2015-05-14 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's book about a dragon and a knight who go out on a journey and meet a pirate named Ben who has smelly breath. They help him learn to brush his teeth.
Book Synopsis The Jumbalees in the Smelly Pirates by : Chris Evans
Download or read book The Jumbalees in the Smelly Pirates written by Chris Evans and published by Christoons Publishing. This book was released on 2013-12-13 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this story the Jumbalees are disappointed to learn that their youth centre has to close due to lack of funds. They go to the beach for a swim instead where they spot a Pirate ship approaching in the distance. An encounter with the pirates provides an unexpected solution for the youth centre!
Book Synopsis To Ruin a Rogue by : Heather C. Myers
Download or read book To Ruin a Rogue written by Heather C. Myers and published by Heather C Myers. This book was released on 2020-10-05 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Waking up in bed with a stranger is not part of Isla's plans. Especially considering that stranger claims to be a pirate from the Eighteenth Century and she's in nothing but her starkies. Isla Barnes hates love, marriage, and commitment. As a Millennial in her twenties, she's focused on starting her criminal journalism career, finally living on her own in an expensive apartment in Los Angeles, and having fun with cute guys. After a chance encounter with a psychic at a bachelorette party with her closest friends, she wakes up in nothing but her party dress to an unfamiliar bedroom next to a man claiming to be a pirate from the Eighteenth Century. While she attempts to figure out where she is and why she's here with him, her new companion, Captain Matt Scott of the Crimson Wave, is on a mission to rescue his sister from the hangman's noose. Isla decides to tag along because he offers her free passage and she finds she feels safe with him - which is odd, considering the only man she trusts is her father. After rescuing Matt's sister, Sarah, they hole up in her brothel until things die down. When one of the brothel's employees is murdered, Isla offers to solve the murder using her knowledge from the future as a way to distract herself from her growing feelings for the pirate captain. But when the murderer turns their attention to Isla, time is running out to discover who it is before she becomes the latest victim. Fans of Pirates of the Caribbean and Outlander are addicted to this swashbuckling adventure! Scroll up and 1-click your copy today!
Book Synopsis A Light in the Sea by : Debra Nowaczek
Download or read book A Light in the Sea written by Debra Nowaczek and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2013-02-19 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They are ancient. They are waiting. They are patient and prepared to battle for souls Captain Raoul Rivera wrestled with the helm. His heart was turning to stone at the hopeless situation before him. The hurricane storm clouds rose in front of his ship like a huge impenetrable wall. He was choosing to take his ship into certain danger. He searched the deck below, his eyes making a quick scan for Miss Patterson. He quickly spotted her among the crew and rigging; everyone was making ready for the storm. She was smiling up at him as if she had been waiting for him to notice her. His heart swelled, and he knew that he would fight the devil himself to protect her. At that moment the hair on his neck stood on end. He looked over his shoulder. There on the western horizon crested what he dreaded most: the black sails of the Pirate Demon. Titus Ordonez, that dirty-evil pirate had found them. Would his luck and wit be enough to save his ship, crew and Brenda? Lord, help me. His whispered prayer was blown away on the wind.
Book Synopsis The Pirates of Maryland Point by : Dot Gumbi
Download or read book The Pirates of Maryland Point written by Dot Gumbi and published by Dot Gumbi. This book was released on 2015-01-27 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The greatest prize at the London 2012 Olympics isn't gold...it's the Holy Grail. There's a rumour there's treasure buried beneath the Olympic site. And that a secret army is going to find it. Only nobody believes it. But when a mysterious group of pirates move to the East End, people become suspicious.And when Cockneys start disappearing, the Pearly King demands answers. But that's the least of Oscar's worries - all he wants to do is kill some cockroaches. The problem is, he's using a chemical weapon to do it. The Pirates of Maryland Point is a fast-paced, who-dunnit, Cockney comedy caper packed with pirates and pie and mash. "For fans of Robert Rankin, Jasper Fforde or Douglas Adams."
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Book Synopsis The Story Pirates Present: Digging Up Danger by : Story Pirates
Download or read book The Story Pirates Present: Digging Up Danger written by Story Pirates and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2020-02-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ghosts? A mysterious plant? Something even more sinister? This spooky mystery (inspired by a real kid's idea) doubles as a creative writing guide for young writers! Eliza loves hunting ghosts — too bad she's spending the summer helping her scientist mother study weird plants instead. But when a mysterious plant goes missing, things go from strange to downright spooky. Eliza is convinced something—or someone—is haunting the plant shop. Is she digging into dangerous ground? Like Stuck in the Stone Age, the first in the Story Pirates Present series, this spine-tingling mystery doubles as an introduction to the basics of creative writing. With the help of Story Pirate Captain Vincent Rolo and the Mystery Creation Zone, kids can use this kid-generated story as inspiration to create their OWN great mysteries! “What a fantastically fun way to learn about writing a story!” — Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times bestselling author
