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I Will Chomp You!

Author : Jory John
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0385389892
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book I Will Chomp You! written by Jory John and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-08-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: STOP RIGHT THERE. Don’t move a muscle, buster. Stay out of this book or I WILL CHOMP YOU! So says the not-so-fierce inhabitant of I Will Chomp You!, a tale of deception, greed . . . and cake! In their funny read-aloud, Jory John and Bob Shea bring a fresh twist to a time-tested blueprint as their little monster threatens, reasons, and pleads with readers to go no further in the book because he will NOT share his beautiful, delicious cakes. Children will identify with the monster’s high valuation of his possessions, and (importantly) will laugh at the silly measures he takes to protect them. "A monster’s reign of terror begins even before the title page: “HEY. GO AWAY.” Turn to the title page and there the monster waits, blue-skinned and angry-eyed: “I WILL CHOMP YOU!” As the reader turns the pages, the monster’s direct-address threats increase: “If you turn any more pages…I WILL CHOMP YOU, BUSTER!” Another page turn and the monster is even angrier: “NOW QUIT IT!” Until finally, “HEY! I’m warning you! You’ve been officially WARNED! CHOMP!” Unfortunately for the monster, the reader is just too fast, and its chomp misses the mark. The monster proceeds to bite, yell, and barrel its way through the pages, repeatedly trying to halt-by-chomping the reader from reaching its secret hidden in the back pages of the book (psst, it’s cake). This book, written entirely as monster monologue, is all bright colors and sharp edges, creating a feeling of temper-tantrum immediacy that matches the silly-angry words. Shea’s illustrations are bold but not too busy, giving the impression of fast movement and strong emotions, and the striped shirt–wearing monster is lovable in an ankle-biting kind of way. The fast pace, funny faces, and silly secret make this a great read-aloud." — Siân Gaetano THE HORN BOOK

I Will Chomp You!: Read & Listen Edition

Author : Jory John
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1101935634
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book I Will Chomp You!: Read & Listen Edition written by Jory John and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-08-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: STOP RIGHT THERE. Don’t move a muscle, buster. Stay out of this book or I WILL CHOMP YOU! So says the not-so-fierce inhabitant of I Will Chomp You!, a tale of deception, greed . . . and cake! Jory John and Bob Shea bring a fresh, hilarious twist to a time-tested blueprint as their little monster threatens, reasons, and pleads with readers to go no further in the book because he will NOT share his beautiful, delicious cakes. Children will identify with the monster’s high valuation of his possessions, and (importantly) will laugh at the silly measures he takes to protect them. This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

Chomp

Author : Carl Hiaasen
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0375898956
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Chomp written by Carl Hiaasen and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-03-27 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hysterical #1 New York Times bestseller, one kid has to wrangle gators, snakes, bats that bite, and a reality show host gone rogue! This is Carl Hiaasen's Florida—where the creatures are wild and the people are wilder! When Wahoo Cray’s dad—a professional animal wrangler—takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival!, Wahoo figures he'll have to do a bit of wrangling himself to keep his father from killing Derek Badger, the show's inept and egotistical star. But the job keeps getting more complicated: Derek Badger insists on using wild animals for his stunts; and Wahoo's acquired a shadow named Tuna—a girl who's sporting a shiner courtesy of her father and needs a place to hide out. They've only been on location in the Everglades for a day before Derek gets bitten by a bat and goes missing in a storm. Search parties head out and promptly get lost themselves. And then Tuna's dad shows up with a gun . . . It's anyone's guess who will actually survive Expedition Survival. . . “Only in Florida—and in the fiction of its native son Carl Hiaasen—does a dead iguana fall from a palm tree and kill somebody.” —New York Post “Chomp is a delightful laugh-out-loud sendup of the surreality of TV that will be enjoyed by readers of all ages.” —Los Angeles Times

Quit Calling Me a Monster!

Author : Jory John
Publisher : RH Childrens Books
ISBN 13 : 0385389922
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Quit Calling Me a Monster! written by Jory John and published by RH Childrens Books. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The talented creators of I Will Chomp You! brilliantly frame the struggle to buck stereotypes and learn empathy in this monster’s hilarious lament. Floyd Peterson is so much more than shaggy purple fur and pointy monster teeth— why can’t people just see him for him? Jory John and Bob Shea have struck gold in creating a knee-slapping, read-it-again story that will start a valuable discussion about how we treat others and how it feels to be seen as “different.”

Chomp!

Author : Heather Brown
Publisher : Accord Publishing, a division of Andrews McMeel
ISBN 13 : 9781449410162
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Chomp! written by Heather Brown and published by Accord Publishing, a division of Andrews McMeel. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chomp!, Accordâ€™s latest innovation, pairs a board book with a working mouth, letting little readers make animals yawn, smile and growl. Itâ€™s a roaring good time! Accord is taking another big bite of innovation with Chomp! Our newest invention pairs a tot-friendly board book with an actual working mouth. The result is anything but ordinary. Each die-cut spread reveals a different animal, with the mouth visible through the hole. With the pull of a single tab, kids will become little ventriloquists, working the jaws to make lions roar and polar bears yawn. Adding simple text and richly drawn illustrations makes this an irresistible package.

It's Not My Fault!

Author : Jory John
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1984830627
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book It's Not My Fault! written by Jory John and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling author of The Bad Seed and The Good Egg takes a lighthearted approach to how to respond to the all-too-common claim "It's not my fault!" Emotional literacy is embedded in this funny cautionary tale: Why is your homework so messy? It's not my fault! I blame my pen. Why can't I read these test answers? I blame my pen. Why is your assignment so late? Um...I blame my pen? A boy steadfastly refuses to take responsibility for any of his mistakes. He just blames everything on his pen, his backpack, his comb, his pillow--whatever happens to be at hand. For a while, this approach works at home and at school. He's positively convinced he has it all figured out until...all the inanimate objects rise up and revolt. What can he do when a talking pen and talking backpack decide to rebel? The #1 New York Times bestselling picture-book author Jory John encourages kids to accept responsibility while keeping the laughs coming in this fun-filled tale.

Chomp Comp

Author : Barry S. Spurlock
Publisher : Lighted Path Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0979712726
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (797 download)

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Download or read book Chomp Comp written by Barry S. Spurlock and published by Lighted Path Publishers. This book was released on 2008-05 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A staggering 98% of all private-sector businesses in the U.S. are small businesses. With very few exceptions, these employers are required to purchase workers¿ compensation insurance. For many, the cost of providing that coverage takes a significant bite out of their company¿s profits. Unfortunately, resources that are specifically targeted to assist small businesses reduce their workers¿ compensation costs are nearly non-existent. As a result, the overwhelming majority of small business employers learn how to manage their workers¿ compensation costs through years of trial and error. Unfortunately, they pay for those errors through much higher than necessary workers¿ compensation premiums. CHOMP COMP is written specifically to small businesses owners and managers and is intended to be used as a resource and guide. Although CHOMP COMP assumes that the reader knows nothing about workers¿ compensation insurance, it does not delve into impractical timelines explainaing the evolution of workers¿ compensation insurance. Nor does it list specific details about workers¿ compensation legislation that are bound to change within months of the book¿s publication. Instead, CHOMP COMP provides practical information to help small business employers understand workers¿ compensation insurance and the factors that influence premiums. From there, it tackles the those factors one after another. The authors have taken great effort to present the material in an easy to-read format and have intentionally limited the length of the chapters to enable small business employers to read and digest chapters in the spare 15 to 20 minutes they can carve out of their busy schedules.

Baby Shark: Chomp! (Crunchy Board Books)

Author : Pinkfong
Publisher : BuzzPop
ISBN 13 : 9781499810745
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Baby Shark: Chomp! (Crunchy Board Books) written by Pinkfong and published by BuzzPop. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love pulling the tabs to make Baby Shark take big bites in this sliding board book inspired by the Baby Shark global YouTube phenomenon with over 10 billion views! Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo! Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo! Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo! The Baby Shark song is beloved by children, parents, and teachers everywhere. Sing along with Baby Shark, his silly shark family, and his sea creature friends in this engaging book that contains the lyrics of the Baby Shark song! Kids will love this board book with sliders that allows them to make Baby Shark's mouth take a big bite . . . or let out a big laugh! This title is officially licensed by Nickelodeon.

Can Somebody Please Scratch My Back?

Author : Jory John
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 073522854X
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book Can Somebody Please Scratch My Back? written by Jory John and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious take on helping others and self awareness from New York Times bestselling author Jory John and comic artist sensation Liz Climo Persnickety Elephant has an itch--a big one--and he can't reach it! While he isn't above asking for a little help, no one is up to the task. Turtle is too lazy, Snail is too slimy, and Alligator... well, Elephant isn't sure he wants his assistance. Does Elephant have to do everything himself? Jory John's signature deadpan humor pairs perfectly with Liz Climo's oh-so-innocent-looking animals to create a slyly ironic read-aloud that will leave kids and parents in stitches.

Chomp, Chomp, Chomp

Author : Allena Hansen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781940014159
Total Pages : 277 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (141 download)

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Download or read book Chomp, Chomp, Chomp written by Allena Hansen and published by . This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Penguin Problems

Author : Jory John
Publisher : Random House Studio
ISBN 13 : 0553513370
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Penguin Problems written by Jory John and published by Random House Studio. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever thought: I have so many problems and nobody even cares? Well, penguins have problems too! Discover them in this hilarious collaboration from Jory John (All my friends are dead. and Quit Calling Me a Monster!) and Lane Smith (The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales)! This penguin has come to tell you that life in Antarctica is no paradise. For starters, it is FREEZING. Also, penguins have a ton of natural predators. Plus, can you imagine trying to find your mom in a big ol’ crowd of identical penguins? No, thank you. Yes, it seems there is no escaping the drudgery of your daily grind, whatever it might be. Or perhaps we’ve just learned that grumps are everywhere. . . . This book is sure to tickle kids’ funny bones and will elicit appreciative sighs from the adults reading it aloud. "We are all Mortimer [the main character in Penguin Problems]." —The New York Times “Bursting with humor.” —Kirkus Reviews “The snark level is cranked up high.” —The Horn Book, Starred “Will be right at home with fans of Jon Klassen’s This Is Not My Hat.” —Booklist “Classic comedy.” —Publishers Weekly “Rib-tickling.” —School Library Journal

Chill, Chomp, Chill!

Author : Chris Ayala-Kronos
Publisher : HMH Books For Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0358410983
Total Pages : 39 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (584 download)

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Download or read book Chill, Chomp, Chill! written by Chris Ayala-Kronos and published by HMH Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-07-20 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Chomp, a preschooler with lots of feelings . . . who is also a T. Rex! Join him as he learns to navigate his emotions in this timely debut picture book complete with a downloadable companion song. Should Chomp roar? Should Chomp stomp? Should Chomp . . . CHOMP? Chill, Chomp. Chill! From losing a toy to making a huge mistake on the kickball field, Chomp is a loveable T. Rex going through tough and relatable preschool experiences. When Chomp is about to lose his temper and act out, he uses mindfulness as a tool to better understand his emotions. Whether it's sharing toys, feeling left out, or making mistakes, every child encounters frustrating situations in the classroom setting and at home. This picture book helps kids identify, understand, and cope with their feelings. With bright, humorous, and playful illustrations and a memorable companion song, children will all want to chill with Chomp as they learn chill skills to manage their emotions in sticky situations through his example.

I Am the Shark

Author : Joan Holub
Publisher : Crown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0525645306
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (256 download)

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Download or read book I Am the Shark written by Joan Holub and published by Crown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What makes the great white shark (one of) the greatest fish in the sea? FIN-d out in this hilarious fish-out-of-water story that's perfect for Shark Week and all year-round! "Don't miss this one." -School Library Journal, Starred Review Hi! I am Great White Shark, and if you get this book, you'll read all about ME--the greatest shark in the sea! Not so fast! Greenland Shark here, and as the oldest shark in this book, that makes me the greatest. Did someone say fast? I'm Mako Shark, and I'm the fastest shark in this book! Eat my bubbles! Wow, I'm Hammerhead Shark. You don't need my special eyes to see that there are lots of great sharks in this book. Sink your teeth into it now! New York Times bestselling author Joan Holub makes a splash with bestselling illustrator Laurie Keller to deliver an entertaining undersea story filled with the greatest shark facts in the ocean!

Don't Forget Dexter!

Author : Lindsay Ward
Publisher : Two Lions
ISBN 13 : 9781542047272
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (472 download)

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Download or read book Don't Forget Dexter! written by Lindsay Ward and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When his best friend, Jack, leaves him behind at the doctor's office, Dexter T. Rexter panics. First he tries to find Jack. Then he sings their special song. Then he sings their special song even louder.

Chomp of the Meat-Eating Vegetables: A Branches Book (The Notebook of Doom #4)

Author : Troy Cummings
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 054555554X
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book Chomp of the Meat-Eating Vegetables: A Branches Book (The Notebook of Doom #4) written by Troy Cummings and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could be more monstrous than giant vegetable monsters?! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line called Branches, which is aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow!In this fourth book, Alexander is still on the look-out for monsters. Now he thinks they're at school.... The lunch menu is NOT normal -- instead of good-for-you meals, there's ice cream and pie every day. His whole class is crying. And his friend Rip goes missing. Alexander must battle giant meat-eating vegetables before the whole town becomes veggie dinner! Filled with humor, suspense, and zany black-and-white illustrations, this book will keep kids turning the pages!

Mama, Do You Love Me?

Author : Barbara M. Joosse
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452172013
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book Mama, Do You Love Me? written by Barbara M. Joosse and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-11-28 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this beautifully illustrated children’s book, a heartwarming tale of motherly love unfolds in the Arctic north. In a timeless and universal story, a child tests the limits of independence and comfortingly learns that a parent's love is unconditional and everlasting. The lyrical text introduces young readers to a distinctively different culture, while at the same time showing that the special love that exists between parent and child transcends all boundaries of time and place. The story is complemented by graphically stunning illustrations featuring whales, wolves, puffins, and sled dogs. This tender and reassuring book is one that both parents and children will turn to again and again.

I Will Chomp You!

Author : Jory John
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0385389868
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book I Will Chomp You! written by Jory John and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-08-04 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: STOP RIGHT THERE. Don’t move a muscle, buster. Stay out of this book or I WILL CHOMP YOU! So says the not-so-fierce inhabitant of I Will Chomp You!, a tale of deception, greed . . . and cake! In their funny read-aloud, Jory John and Bob Shea bring a fresh twist to a time-tested blueprint as their little monster threatens, reasons, and pleads with readers to go no further in the book because he will NOT share his beautiful, delicious cakes. Children will identify with the monster’s high valuation of his possessions, and (importantly) will laugh at the silly measures he takes to protect them. "A monster’s reign of terror begins even before the title page: “HEY. GO AWAY.” Turn to the title page and there the monster waits, blue-skinned and angry-eyed: “I WILL CHOMP YOU!” As the reader turns the pages, the monster’s direct-address threats increase: “If you turn any more pages…I WILL CHOMP YOU, BUSTER!” Another page turn and the monster is even angrier: “NOW QUIT IT!” Until finally, “HEY! I’m warning you! You’ve been officially WARNED! CHOMP!” Unfortunately for the monster, the reader is just too fast, and its chomp misses the mark. The monster proceeds to bite, yell, and barrel its way through the pages, repeatedly trying to halt-by-chomping the reader from reaching its secret hidden in the back pages of the book (psst, it’s cake). This book, written entirely as monster monologue, is all bright colors and sharp edges, creating a feeling of temper-tantrum immediacy that matches the silly-angry words. Shea’s illustrations are bold but not too busy, giving the impression of fast movement and strong emotions, and the striped shirt–wearing monster is lovable in an ankle-biting kind of way. The fast pace, funny faces, and silly secret make this a great read-aloud." — Siân Gaetano THE HORN BOOK