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I Rant, Therefore I Am

Author : Dennis Miller
Publisher : Forum Books
ISBN 13 : 0767909674
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)

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Download or read book I Rant, Therefore I Am written by Dennis Miller and published by Forum Books. This book was released on 2001-07-17 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore I Am. Dennis Miller first gained national acclaim as the wise-guy anchor of "Weekend Update" on "Saturday Night Live." When HBO premiered his weekly talk show in April 1994, both critics and fans enthusiastically agreed: "Dennis Miller Live" was the most refreshing talk show on television. The accolades have continued to pour in. In September 1994, Dennis and his staff won an Emmy Award for writing and have been regularly nominated since. When he takes the stage, the audience demands, "The rants, the rants, the rants," and once again, Dennis Miller delivers the goods. Fans of his smart, quirky, irreverent style of humor are in for another treat-this set of rants is even funnier than the last two rounds. Dennis Miller keeps on ranting in I Rant, Therefore I Am, and speaks his mind on topics like: MODELS-"How ironic that the most exquisite-looking people in the world should end up choosing the profession that requires them to spend all day by the phone waiting for the most hideous people to call them." COLLEGE-"I don't think you should have to pay back college loans unless you get a job in your field. Put some pressure on the school. If I can't pay my bills, I'm not paying yours." CONSUMERS-"You know how to tell when you've got a shopping problem? When the lights in the department store momentarily dim after they slide your credit card through the thing." FAITH-"I envy people who can just let go and totally commit. I, on the other hand, can't even hear the title of the show 'Touched by an Angel' without thinking that a professional baseball player is being sued for sexual harassment." ASTRONAUTS-"Anybody who would strap themselves onto a giant deodorant spray can, set off a series of explosions under their ass until they've been blasted into the icy vacuum of deep space, and then step outside to take a walk must have more balls than a twenty-four-hour Tokyo driving range."

I Rant, Therefore I Am

Author : Dennis Miller
Publisher : Forum Books
ISBN 13 : 076790575X
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)

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Download or read book I Rant, Therefore I Am written by Dennis Miller and published by Forum Books. This book was released on 2001-06-05 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore I Am. Dennis Miller first gained national acclaim as the wise-guy anchor of "Weekend Update" on "Saturday Night Live." When HBO premiered his weekly talk show in April 1994, both critics and fans enthusiastically agreed: "Dennis Miller Live" was the most refreshing talk show on television. The accolades have continued to pour in. In September 1994, Dennis and his staff won an Emmy Award for writing and have been regularly nominated since. When he takes the stage, the audience demands, "The rants, the rants, the rants," and once again, Dennis Miller delivers the goods. Fans of his smart, quirky, irreverent style of humor are in for another treat-this set of rants is even funnier than the last two rounds. Dennis Miller keeps on ranting in I Rant, Therefore I Am, and speaks his mind on topics like: MODELS-"How ironic that the most exquisite-looking people in the world should end up choosing the profession that requires them to spend all day by the phone waiting for the most hideous people to call them." COLLEGE-"I don't think you should have to pay back college loans unless you get a job in your field. Put some pressure on the school. If I can't pay my bills, I'm not paying yours." CONSUMERS-"You know how to tell when you've got a shopping problem? When the lights in the department store momentarily dim after they slide your credit card through the thing." FAITH-"I envy people who can just let go and totally commit. I, on the other hand, can't even hear the title of the show 'Touched by an Angel' without thinking that a professional baseball player is being sued for sexual harassment." ASTRONAUTS-"Anybody who would strap themselves onto a giant deodorant spray can, set off a series of explosions under their ass until they've been blasted into the icy vacuum of deep space, and then step outside to take a walk must have more balls than a twenty-four-hour Tokyo driving range."

Ranting Again

Author : Dennis Miller
Publisher : Main Street Books
ISBN 13 : 0307799379
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Ranting Again written by Dennis Miller and published by Main Street Books. This book was released on 2011-11-09 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dennis Miller is back, and he is Ranting Again in this hilarious compendium of wit, wisdom, and righteous outrage. This is good news for all of us who fume at the country's lack of common sense, and seethe at the absurdity of the daily headlines. Setting his sights higher and wider than ever before, Dennis Miller is at the top of his game, unleashing his unique brand of scathing wit on anything and everything. Taking on such targets as illegal immigration, the sobriety movement, the American school system, and men who wear tight T-shirts even though they have big breasts, Miller proves that nobody is safe from his hilarious yet hard-hitting scrutiny. Showcasing Dennis Miller's trademark blend of wide-ranging allusions, thought-provoking insights, and outrageous opinions, Ranting Again is a brilliant collection that is his sharpest and funniest yet.

Focus On: 100 Most Popular American Game Show Hosts

Author : Wikipedia contributors
Publisher : e-artnow sro
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 881 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Focus On: 100 Most Popular American Game Show Hosts written by Wikipedia contributors and published by e-artnow sro. This book was released on with total page 881 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Rant

Author : Chuck Palahniuk
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0307455599
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book Rant written by Chuck Palahniuk and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2008-05-06 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Buster “Rant” Casey just may be the most efficient serial killer of our time. A high school rebel, Rant Casey escapes from his small town home for the big city where he becomes the leader of an urban demolition derby called Party Crashing. Rant Casey will die a spectacular highway death, after which his friends gather the testimony needed to build an oral history of his short, violent life. With hilarity, horror, and blazing insight, Rant is a mind-bending vision of the future, as only Chuck Palahniuk could ever imagine.

I Thank Therefore I Am

Author : Henry Glazer
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462824935
Total Pages : 149 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)

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Download or read book I Thank Therefore I Am written by Henry Glazer and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2008-11-13 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revelations come in many varieties. Mine arrived during a morning meditation. After a formal recitation of a morning prayer-I thank You for Your gift of being, I was suddenly gripped by a torrent of uncontrollable sobbing. During these tearful moments I experienced a penetrating awareness of how grateful I was, repeating, over and over: Thank You. Thank You. This text of my heart served as the impetus to examine the liturgy of Judaism and discover the centrality of gratefulness in ones spiritual life. This book is my exegesis of that moment by which I examine the many dimensions of gratefulness and demonstrate its transformative power as a path of loving interaction among individuals and groups.

I Barf, Therefore I Am

Author : Jerry Perisho
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0615208843
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (152 download)

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Download or read book I Barf, Therefore I Am written by Jerry Perisho and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-05 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times says, "Laughter, tears, and the indomitable spirit - they're front and center as Jerry Perisho details his very personal war with prostate cancer." Jerry Perisho has been a CEO or senior officer with various southern California corporations since 1982. Additionally, he is a professional freelance comedy writer who created and operated a very successful joke writing business. When he was diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2004 at the age of 52, he discovered that his cockeyed view of the world and his sense of humor helped him survive the surgery, chemotherapy and two years of hormone therapy that were to follow. In fact, he flourished. This is his tender and hilarious story of the tears, the fears and the many funny things and amazing people he has encountered since cancer entered his personal world.

Entertaining Politics

Author : Jeffrey P. Jones
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 9780742530881
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (38 download)

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Download or read book Entertaining Politics written by Jeffrey P. Jones and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2005 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contrary to arguments that television is detrimental to democracy, Entertaining Politics explores the role of new political television in shaping a changing civic culture. Jeffrey P. Jones shows how viewers understand and make use of the increasingly blurred lines between 'serious' and 'entertainment' programming and argues that alarmist critics who predict the end of politics in the age of television have misconstrued the role of the medium and the commitment of audiences to both TV and public life. Visit our website for sample chapters!

the Ultimate Book of Quotations

Author : Joseph Demakis
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 130009513X
Total Pages : 439 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book the Ultimate Book of Quotations written by Joseph Demakis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-08-17 with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Book Of Quotations is an invaluable tool for writers, public speakers, coaches, business leaders or anyone who wishes to improve communications. This book is conveniently organized by subjects with over 400 pages of quotations for everyone. The book's originations makes finding quotes easy and user friendly.

Hightower Chronicled

Author : Vincent Jones
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595174736
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)

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Download or read book Hightower Chronicled written by Vincent Jones and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Roland Hightower left Vietnam, a decorated veteran with connections that would bring him fame and fortune, he believed he had a destiny to fulfill and more importantly had all the answers to the questions of life. After indulging in all manner of excess seemingly without thought or care of the consequences, he found himself bankrupt in every area of his life. Despairing from this self imposed crisis of spirit, he nearly ended it all in a alcohol induced blackout. From this physical and mental bottom, with help from a long dead doctor and stockbroker and the movement they began, Roland found a new life and a new way of living. Little did he know that this was only the beginning in a journey that would not only change him beyond recognition but the world as we know it as well.

See Jane Write

Author : Sarah Mlynowski
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 9781594741159
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (411 download)

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Download or read book See Jane Write written by Sarah Mlynowski and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2006-06-01 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun and practical guide on how to write the next chick lit bestseller—with expert writing advice from Meg Cabot, Emily Giffin, and Sophie Kinsella With chick lit novels popping up on every bestseller list, millions of readers are all thinking the same thing: I could write this stuff. I could write a bestseller and never go back to the office again! And here’s the guide that will show you how. Bestselling novelist Sarah Mlynowski and veteran chick lit editor Farrin Jacobs cover every stage of developing and selling your soon-to-be bestselling novel, with information on • developing an idea • learning the basics of plotting • deciding on a point of view • pacing, and conflict • making your characters likable • finding an agent —and much more, including humorous tips and advice from scores of established writers (from Meg Cabot and Marian Keyes to Emily Giffin and Sophie Kinsella). If you’ve got stories to tell, See Jane Write will take care of the rest.

The Seven Checkpoints for Student Leaders

Author : Andy Stanley
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451628455
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Seven Checkpoints for Student Leaders written by Andy Stanley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-04-05 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Seven Checkpoints for Student Leaders is more than a book; it is a ministry plan. It goes far beyond the "how to" of youth ministry and provides youth ministers, youth works, and parents with the content that students need to equip them for 'life beyond youth group." The material in this book and the companion book The Seven Checkpoints Student Journal reveals what Stanley calls "the irreducible minimum"--the essential principles upon which an entire youth ministry can be built. Stanley and Hall offer some unorthodox but very sensible approaches to planning and maintaining a youth group over a long period of time with a specific goal in mind. The book outlines a strategy for effectively teaching students over the course of their time in school, and this new updated edition is what every leader needs to keep up with the ever-changing challenges students face. Stanley and Hall identify seven "checkpoints" that are the most important and critical issues facing teens: 1. Authentic Faith 2. Spiritual Disciplines 3. Moral Boundaries (this section deals primarily with issues of sexual purity and dating) 4. Healthy Friendships 5. Wise Choices 6. Ultimate Authority 7. Others First Practical application, biblical principles, and realistic approaches for facing modern challenges facilitate teaching for busy youth leaders that will make an impact for eternity.

I Want to Laugh

Author : Derrick Ellis
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1449072070
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (49 download)

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Download or read book I Want to Laugh written by Derrick Ellis and published by Author House. This book was released on 2010-03-25 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The recommended daily dose of laughter is 15 minutes a day. I WANT TO LAUGH gives you the health benefits of laughter. For example, laughter lowers Blood Pressure, promotes better sleep, increases natural killer cells (to attack cancers and tumors), improves respiration, and much much more. In addition, there are hundreds and hundreds of jokes, quips, and quotations for almost every occasion. That's right this book will provide the quotes and jokes you need to get your day or night going with excitement. After reading only a few pages, readers will find themselves emailing these side-splitting jokes to friends, family members, and co-workers.

Canadian Cultural Poesis

Author : Garry Sherbert
Publisher : Wilfrid Laurier Univ. Press
ISBN 13 : 0889204861
Total Pages : 541 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (892 download)

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Download or read book Canadian Cultural Poesis written by Garry Sherbert and published by Wilfrid Laurier Univ. Press. This book was released on 2006-02-03 with total page 541 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annotation Examining culture as social identity, this collection explores issues such as gender, technology, cultural ethnicity, and regionalism in four general areas: the media, individual and national identity, languages, and cultural dissent.

I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream

Author : Harlan Ellison
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1497609615
Total Pages : 167 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (976 download)

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Download or read book I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream written by Harlan Ellison and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2014-04-29 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seven stunning stories of speculative fiction by the author of A Boy and His Dog. In a post-apocalyptic world, four men and one woman are all that remain of the human race, brought to near extinction by an artificial intelligence. Programmed to wage war on behalf of its creators, the AI became self-aware and turned against humanity. The five survivors are prisoners, kept alive and subjected to brutal torture by the hateful and sadistic machine in an endless cycle of violence. This story and six more groundbreaking and inventive tales that probe the depths of mortal experience prove why Grand Master of Science Fiction Harlan Ellison has earned the many accolades to his credit and remains one of the most original voices in American literature. I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream also includes “Big Sam Was My Friend,” “Eyes of Dust,” “World of the Myth,” “Lonelyache,” Hugo Award finalist “Delusion for a Dragon Slayer,” and Hugo and Nebula Award finalist “Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes.”

SPIN

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book SPIN written by and published by . This book was released on 1997-02 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.

Billboard

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Billboard written by and published by . This book was released on 2000-06-10 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.