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Book Synopsis I Love You with All My Butt! by : Martin Bruckner
Download or read book I Love You with All My Butt! written by Martin Bruckner and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Book Synopsis Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat? by : Peter Walsh
Download or read book Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat? written by Peter Walsh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-02-01 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In much the same way that a cluttered home can stop you from living your best life, it can also sabotage your best efforts at controlling your weight. Most people who diet don't just go on one diet and succeed; they go on three or five or ten. And for most people, the diets fail because most diets are only about losing weight - they don't drill down into why you are carrying that weight around and why you want to lose it. In his years as a professional organiser, Walsh found time and time again that people hid their real problems behind their "stuff." Peter believes that the secret to understanding how you got here and how to fix it all starts with one simple question: "Are you living the life you imagined?" Weight loss is much simpler when you can focus not on the excess baggage of the kilos, but on how your weight is holding you back from being the person of your dreams. Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat?will show you how to redefine your relationship to what you own and consume, and in so doing, redefine how you live your life. Once you understand the reasons behind the clutter and chaos in your home and your eating habits, you can take control of your kitchen, your pantry and your refrigerator to achieve a healthy balance. Often a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Peter Walsh is also the author of the New York Timesbestseller It's All Too Much.
Book Synopsis Stick it, reader, in your butt, it is where the freedom is by : Iryna Shevchenko
Download or read book Stick it, reader, in your butt, it is where the freedom is written by Iryna Shevchenko and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-08-14 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Memoirs of lunatic or book of Love short stories included - the other name of book. The book is the not traditional romance; there is the few articles.
Book Synopsis The Come-By-Chance Western Romance Series – Books 1-4 by : Juliet James
Download or read book The Come-By-Chance Western Romance Series – Books 1-4 written by Juliet James and published by Silky Oak Press. This book was released on 2017-12-11 with total page 747 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Handsome cowboys, nervous brides, and deeds of Good and Evil! Get to know the lovable townsfolk of Come-By-Chance,1884. There'll be handsome cowboys and nervous brides; a man who's a champion gossip, a woman who's a champion fighter; some really good horses, some really bad weather; deeds of good and evil, a mighty big fire; one exciting horse race, and a romantic handmade bed. There’ll be more than one mistaken identity, certainly no shortage of weddings, and at least one villain who'll finally get his comeuppance. And of course, the birth of a very special baby. And in the midst of all this True Love and True Adventure, you'll find that, somewhere along the journey, you fell in love with the good people of Come-By-Chance for yourself. In this much-loved series (over 100,000 copies sold) strong women risk everything to rise above their desperate circumstances, find true love, and wed real men who'll treat them right. This box set contains Books 1-4: See below for a quick description of each book, or better yet, purchase this great box set now and start reading! Ruby: Schoolmistress Ruby finds herself in a dire situation when the school's owner, the whiskey-breathed Samuel Murphy, develops wandering hands. Fortunately, Ruby sees an advertisement in the Matrimonial News and takes a desperate chance, writing away to the charming six-feet-four James Drinkwater. Is the handsome Montana man all that he seems? Expect the unexpected! Emily: After Emily witnesses a man being strangled, the strangler gives chase, and Emily ends up on a train headed for who knows where! She soon finds herself switching places with a girl who is traveling to marry a rich, handsome Montana man. Could the sneaky Slim Jim be up to no good again? Emily's Pa always told her, "The Lord moves in mysterious ways," and Emily will soon learn whether or not it's truly the case! Violet: One horserace! Two weddings! Three Wilkinson brothers all wed by the end! Four hand-carved posts on a brand new matrimonial bed! Five-and-twenty pies at the First Annual Come-By-Chance Pie Making Contest! You may be surprised to find that more than one of your favorite characters will find true love. Kate: Love isn’t just for youngsters! Feisty intelligent widow Kate Munro has a good life in Pittsburgh – until the corrupt Samuel "Bullyboy" Murphy causes her to unfairly lose her position as a postmistress. Kate is to be cast out into the street! With no other options, she must accept an offer of marriage from a mature man who lives near the town of Come-By-Chance, Montana. Can she sacrifice her independence for a man? Find freedom within a good match? Or better yet, might a rollicking adventure lead Kate all the way to true love? The Come-By-Chance Mail Order Bride series has over 800 5-star reviews! What readers are saying: ★★★★★ 'I wish I could move there too! I just love all the characters.' ★★★★★ 'I can't wait to see if that mean old outlaw gets what he deserves.' ★★★★★ 'I would recommend this book and the whole series to any who enjoy clean, exciting western historical fiction.' ★★★★★ 'Love the Come By Chance mail order brides series ... they are funny and good decent books.' ★★★★ 'That kind of originality earned my respect and a fourth star. Nice going, Juliet.' ★★★★★ 'I am addicted to all of them so far. They are sweet, funny and romantic.' ★★★★★ 'The characters are so colorful and many are very funny.' ★★★★ 'This entire series is great to read. I recommend this author to everyone. These stories are quick to read and held my interest. Enjoy!!’ ★★★★★ 'Love the town of Come By Chance. Feel like I know the folks. Drama, romance, mystery, it has it all.’
Download or read book Independence written by Shelly Crane and published by Kiss Me Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2013-12-23 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie and Caleb must tie up all the loose ends of their lives and make a way to be together completely on their own. With everything that happened with Bish and Maggie's father, she's almost reluctant to move on and move out. And now she must figure out all of this...stuff...with Haddock. But of course, nothing can stay simple for the Jacobsons. Enemies who were thought to be dissolved have decided to not go down so easily. And old flames come calling for more than just Maggie. Caleb is torn between leading his family and personal wants. Maggie is torn between Caleb and being the leader of their people. But neither will let what they need most to be pushed to the wayside. They are determined to make it all work, design a plan toward destiny, and make everything right again for themselves and their family. And then there's a wedding...
Download or read book My Heart Sings written by Jan Auggi Jones and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-11-29 with total page 489 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This author appreciates writing poetry, novels, childrens stories; the performing arts; and music of many genres. She was raised on gospel and country music played on an old Victrola phonograph with a black-and-white dog staring into a gramophone on the inside of the cover. Today, this author has become enamored with and is fangirling over country a cappella music, which is relatively new. Curious about the behind the scenes activities of a successful bands life, living on the edge of temptations in todays media-frenzied world, she created a believable group running through life on unbelievable favor, spearheaded by love between a wealthy, incredibly intelligent and beautiful African-American ballerina and a super talented tenor from the deep South and their unique way of overcoming racial issues with love. Murder, sex, and drugs fuel the life and romance of these two extraordinary, opposite, characters living and excelling way above the normal expectations of life, hinting into the cosmic pluralism like no one has ever experienced before. This author spent thirty-five years in the busy, topsy-turvy support area of corporate America, starting with the FBI and ending in the legal field, before being forced to retire on disability. This is her first adult romance novel. She writes and has published poetry on poetry.com with two poems published in anthologies; she was the author and publisher of Newsletters for Boy Scout Troop and Pack 731, The Indian Creek District, and for newsletters, service bulletins, and memorial programs for two churches. The author is a widow who lives in Waldorf, Maryland, with her son, daughter-law, grandson, and grandpup, Toli.
Download or read book The Divine Miracle written by E. H. Allen and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-27 with total page 487 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Divine MIracle is a science fiction fantasy partially based on 2 movies and a tv comedy show. The rest of the book comes from the active imagination of the author. The author had ideas for the novel for years but decided to put his ideas on paper after the death of an uncle in 2007. The Divine Miracle has many elements including comedy, drama, action and adventure. This is the first book in a four part series. Tevin Evans is an ordinary 12 year old African-American boy living in Indiana in the year 1983. He attends an predominately white elementary school and he is the only black boy and no girls will really talk to him or even consider being his girlfriend. But that changes when he is struck down and nearly killed by a supernautural event on the playground. Several months later girls everywhere are fighting for his attention after he gains the ability to fly like a bird without wings. His whole body later changes down to the subatomic level and then other boys start coming after him for affection as well as girls. Tevin is confused by all the attention and the changes his body went through but he eventually understands. An youthfull looking adult Tevin living in the late twenty-first century tells the story of how his whole life changed and made him a trans-gendered superhero and gave him superhuman children from his marrage to a man.
Download or read book Julia written by Courtney Cogdell and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2018-08-27 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two Souls brought together by the same tragedy. Julia Dexter is a young woman with the perfect life and family, with everything she can ever ask for. As she gets older, things begin to change, not really in her life but in her own mind. She has nightmares that she can not explain and she starts to question what they mean. With her eighteenth birthday a few days away, life begins to change as she meets twenty-two year old, Ethan Morrow. Although, it may seem like the perfect relationship and even better life, disaster is just around the corner.
Book Synopsis My Li'l Paradise by : D.A. Koelbransen
Download or read book My Li'l Paradise written by D.A. Koelbransen and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-10-21 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Debbi is an independent 51 year young mother of two grown sons whose lifestyle was a richly woven tapestry of creative interests and activities. She cherished her great array of friends and enjoyed the past six years of weekends with a man she adored. Life was perfect, until one day in a bizarre twist of fate, her boyfriend, her life partner very suddenly left her. While her devastation was earth shattering, her strength and fierce determination reset her compass to move forward. After a few months of mourning, then refocusing, and with support from her family, friends and an amazing therapist, Debbi found the courage to take a stab at internet dating again, but had no idea that one click of her mouse would have such far reaching karmic effects that would change her life forever. This is the true story of two 50-something souls who were trying to find their way, and on the way, found each other. Theirs is the kind of love we all dreamt of in our youth and would never expect it to grace our hearts after weve experienced mid-life crisis. Just when Debbi reached an age when she thought she figured it all out life, love and the workings of her entire universe, she meets someone who shakes up her life and the universe she thought she knew so well. If it happened to you, would you still believe in love at first sight, or that a love can transcend any obstacle including death? Can the depth of that love permeate your soul so deeply and completely, that against any and all odds you could live a lifetime together in seven weeks? Well this is Debbis story. It is possible, because it happened, its real and its all true.
Book Synopsis Little Lost Angel by : Michael Quinlan
Download or read book Little Lost Angel written by Michael Quinlan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-11 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tragic and riveting true story of teenage obsession, torture, and murder. From Michael Quinlan, staff member of the Louisville Courier-Journal and the only journalist to interview all the parties involved, meticulously recounts the shocking and horrific events surround the murder of twelve-year-old Shandra Sharer by a group of teenage girls.
Download or read book Wyatt's Wager written by Caroline Lee and published by Caroline Lee. This book was released on 2021-12-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wyatt Cauldron has a gift. He’s never--not once in his life—lost a wager. When his brothers and cousins start getting married, he’s happy to accept their bets that he’ll wind up hitched, since he knows that’s never going to happen. Because there’s only one woman in the world he can imagine marrying, and as his best friend’s little sister, she’s off-limits. Artemis Weston has had a crush on her brother’s best friend for as long as she can remember. But Wyatt has made it clear he has no intention of settling down…ever. So she’s thrown herself into her career as a vet tech, and vowed to forget how good a certain green-eyed cowboy could make her feel. Right up until the phone rings, and Wyatt’s on the other end, asking for a date. When his best friend offers him a wager, Wyatt jumps at the chance to spend time with Artie, and dating her is just as wonderful as he imagined. But sooner or later, she’s going to figure out he’s only with her because of her brother’s bet, and that’s when their hearts are going to be hurt. Maybe, for once, it would’ve been better to lose this particular wager… Read less
Book Synopsis John Doe on Her Doorstep by : Debra Webb
Download or read book John Doe on Her Doorstep written by Debra Webb and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2010-07-17 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A woman seeking answers to her father’s murder turns to an amnesiac stranger with special powers in this romantic suspense from a USA Today bestseller. Dr. Dani Archer’s orderly life had become complete chaos. First, her father mysteriously died, then a sexy stranger—with no memory—appeared on her doorstep. . . . Complicating matters, someone was trying to kill her. Like an avenging angel, the John Doe became her very own personal protector, displaying instincts and performing feats almost superhuman. And now, the key to her safety lay in unraveling the long-buried secrets of the past to solve her father’s death. Only, suddenly it seemed the greatest danger of all was surrendering to an all-consuming desire . . .
Download or read book Fantasy Promised written by Sue Langford and published by Booktango. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the final installment of the Fantasy Series.... They're face to face with the hardest decision ever. Brad Green has the choice.....history or a future that he doesn't want to live without. He thinks he made the right decision, but what happens if the decision isn't his? He stuns every friend he's ever had with the decision he makes, but does it mean losing what he has? Savannah made a hard decision worse. She has her own bus, her own life and a daughter to take care of. Whether she ends up being a single mom or not, she's determined to get on with her life. Finally, faced with the hardest decision ever, she's face to face with her future. A future that he promised so long ago. Question is, is the fantasy over? She's determined to be happy one way or another, even if that means letting the fantasy he promised just disappear. Will he choose the life he's built or history? Will she forgive and forget or is the romance over. A fantasy promised will remain, but who is the promise being made to? The final chapter to a romance is nearing. Will the fantasy win?
Download or read book In Too Deep written by Ryan J. Bunda and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Too Deep" is a compilation of seven fantasy short stories. If you're looking for something unique and entertaining this book is for you. Ryan J. Bunda's innovative writing style will keep you mesmerized by every page. You won't be able to set it down. Each short story is a separate world where you can experience them vicariously. Lost in the moment, so to speak. "In Too Deep" will not even remotely bore the reader. The plots twist and turn, taking you places you've never been, places you've never seen. A desperately lonely, famous writer looks for love and falls into madness where he leads a double life. A gifted but dysfunctional teenager is a master of videogames, but can he beat a demonically possessed videogame that has stolen his soul? A child incarnated with the curse of the Lycanthrope (Werewolf). A romantic teenage Vampire story. A super-intellegent Golden Retriever's heroism and mischief, a lighthearted read. In Los Angeles a psychic detective hunts a psychic serial-killer. Finally, the true meaning of Tae Kwon Do. I hope these words have captured your interest and you decide to read this book. Take a chance, you won't be disappointed.
Book Synopsis Sisterhood of Jade: Part One by : Billi Jean
Download or read book Sisterhood of Jade: Part One written by Billi Jean and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 1152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FROM EXCITING AUTHOR OF PARANORMAL ROMANCE, BILLI JEAN Sisterhood of Jade: Part One &– a box set 1 - Silver's Chance Within Derrick's hot embrace, Samantha discovers being the hunted just might not be as bad as she thought. 2 - A Spartan's Kiss After enduring centuries of life, Aeros the captain of the immortal Spartans, discovers his grey existence may end—in the arms of Tabithia. Only Tabithia is a witch guilty of crossing Ares, the god responsible for Areos' existence. 3 - Midnight Star Love can be tricky, but so can a Lykae determined to capture his reluctant mate's heart. The Sisterhood of Jade stories introduce a world filled with immortals living side by side with mortals, but undiscovered—at least in the beginning. As the tensions between the Death Stalkers—a brotherhood of immortals working to dominate the world—and the loosely banded together Immortal Council grow, so do the battles and bonds between the fractions. If you like passionate erotic romance colored with witches, vampires, werewolves and the Faye, then this is a series you'll enjoy. Each story is filled with fast paced adventures with unexpected twists and turns right alongside deeply passionate love stories that are sure to burn the sheets up.
Book Synopsis Rookie Rebels: Books 1-6 by : Kate Meader
Download or read book Rookie Rebels: Books 1-6 written by Kate Meader and published by Kate Meader LLC. This book was released on 2023-09-05 with total page 1834 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Rookie Rebels feature a new generation of heroes ready to skate in and steal your heart. Some of them are rookies who've had their NHL careers put on hold for reasons such as military service, life-threatening injury, or unspeakable tragedy. Some of them are just new to the team. All of them are rookies in the game of love! Includes bonus content for all the Rookie Rebels couples. Book 1: Good Guy (Levi and Jordan) He's a Special Forces veteran making his pro hockey debut. She's a dogged sports reporter determined to get a scoop. She's also his best friend's widow . . . Book 2: Instacrush (Theo and Elle) Her hot hockey player neighbor is the most annoying man on the planet ... and she does not have a crush on him (okay, it's tiny, minuscule, not even worth talking about). But one sexy Santa visit, a plate of chicken parm, and a pair of dino-briefs later - don't ask - and they're celebrating the holidays horizontally. And that mistake leads to another: the pregnant kind. Oops. Book 3: Man Down (Gunnar and Sadie) He's been texting the wife he lost, the woman he loved beyond measure . . . Now someone else has answered back. Book 4: Foreplayer (Cal and Mia) She's got game everywhere but the bedroom. Enter the player who knows exactly how to grade her curves . . . Book 5: Dear Roomie (Reid and Kennedy) Reid Durand isn't here to make friends, and he's certainly not here to lose his heart to a puppy, a team, or a chaos agent like Kennedy. But then we don't always get what we want ... Book 6: Rebel Yule (Erik and Casey) Chicago Rebels goalie Erik gets his shot at love . . . but first he'll have to figure out what he did to offend the woman he's crushed on forever. Each book is completely standalone and features one primary couple, a guaranteed happily-ever-after, and no cliffhangers! Get started with the Rookie Rebels today.
Book Synopsis Man Down: A Widower Hockey Romance by : Kate Meader
Download or read book Man Down: A Widower Hockey Romance written by Kate Meader and published by Kate Meader LLC. This book was released on 2020-07-28 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’ve been texting the wife I lost, the woman I loved beyond measure . . . Now someone else has answered back. Gunnar Bond is broken. Three years ago, he lived through the car crash that took his wife and twins away from him—though “lived” barely describes his current state. Giving up professional hockey, going off grid, and drinking himself into oblivion are his coping mechanisms. Another is texting his dead wife about his days without her. Therapeutic? Doubtful. Crazy? Definitely. But those messages into the ether are virtually the only thing stopping him from spiraling to even darker places. Until someone texts back . . . Sadie Yates is losing it. Suddenly guardian to a little sister she doesn’t know and a misbehaving hound she’d rather not know at all, she’s had to upend her (sort of) glamorous life in LA and move back to Chicago. The nanny has quit, the money’s running out, and her job is on the line. The last thing she needs is her sister’s hockey camp counselor, a judgmental Viking type, telling her she sucks at this parenting lark. Thank the goddess for her sweet, sensitive, and—fingers crossed—sexy text buddy who always knows the right thing to say. In the same city at last, they can finally see if their online chemistry is mirrored in real life. She just needs to set up a meeting … A ruined man who claims to have used up all his love is surely a bad bet, but Sadie’s never been afraid of a challenge … even one that might shatter her heart into a million pieces. Romance, contemporary romance, new adult, new adult romance, sports romance, hockey romance, standalone romance, widower, tragedy, texting romance
