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Book Synopsis I Am Surrounded By Cunts by : Aesthetext Press
Download or read book I Am Surrounded By Cunts written by Aesthetext Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-05 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Am Surrounded By Cunts journal Size: 6" x 9" inch. Aesthetic saying journal to write in. Lined white paper. 120 sturdy pages. Suitable for work and college to carry around.
Download or read book Revenge written by Martina Cole and published by Headline. This book was released on 2013-10-24 with total page 469 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He thought he was invincible. He was wrong. REVENGE by the 'undisputed queen of crime writing' (Guardian) and Sunday Times No.1 bestseller Martina Cole is an unflinching novel that exposes a world that many would rather ignore... Michael Flynn is untouchable. He's the boss of a dangerous empire, the biggest the criminal world has ever seen. No one crosses him, no one gets in his way, and everyone does what he says - including the law. But you don't get to where Michael is without making enemies. Someone is out for revenge. And it's best served when least expected. For more novels that will take you deep into the dark and dangerous criminal underworld, check out Martina Cole's THE GRAFT, THE BUSINESS and THE LIFE
Book Synopsis I Am Surrounded By Cunts by : Curse Crew Press
Download or read book I Am Surrounded By Cunts written by Curse Crew Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, sweary gift for anyone who loves creative cursing. Makes a hilarious gag gift, white elephant or yankee swap gift. Give as a gift or card replacement to celebrate a birthday, holiday, or retirement to your hilarious and profane friend or family member. Size: 6x9 Pages: 100 Cover: Matte Paperback This lined, notebook is perfect for any potty mouth person. It is great for taking notes, writing to do lists, journaling, organizing, or brainstorming. Notebooks & journals are a fun gift for adults, teens or kids for any gift giving occasion!
Book Synopsis I Am Surrounded by Cunts: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal Funny Office Work Cowoker Gag Gift Idea by : Beddrock Media Press
Download or read book I Am Surrounded by Cunts: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal Funny Office Work Cowoker Gag Gift Idea written by Beddrock Media Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-24 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Am Surrounded By Cunts is a funny, softcover journal sure to make everyone smile. Details 6" x 9" - great size for desk, purse, backpack or pocket. 110 Pages of high-quality paper. Professional glossy cover. Can be used as a diary, journal, notebook, list maker or to-do list book. These funny notebooks and journals make a great gift idea.
Book Synopsis The Embarasing Memory Murderer by : David Tieck
Download or read book The Embarasing Memory Murderer written by David Tieck and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Tieck was used to allowing his endless array of humiliating memories crush his spirits, when one day he had a bright ideato use his most excruciating memories to inspire a challenge or adventure that would finally allow him to become thankful for his past. What could possibly go wrong? Tieck was about to find out the biggest life lesson of all: nothing in life ever goes as planned. In his memoir, Tieck opens a door into his unequivocally embarrassing life while sharing how he learned to deal with the many memories keeping him from realizing true happiness. As Tieck relives such awkward moments as being dumped halfway through losing his virginity, unsuccessfully attempting to woo a Hollywood actress, and nervously performing stand-up comedy in front of complete strangers, he provides an intimate glimpse into his imperfect, yet heartwarming efforts at creating his own destiny. The Embarrassing Memory Murderer shares one mans journey through life as he comes to grips with his past, finds his adventurous spirit, and offers hope, wisdom, and understanding to anyone who is ready to let go and laugh about their own disconcerting moments.
Book Synopsis The O.D.: The Obscenely Diverse by : Michael A. Tattner
Download or read book The O.D.: The Obscenely Diverse written by Michael A. Tattner and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-08-23 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The O.D. (Obscenely Diverse) A daily read which consists of a heartfelt collection of lyrical odes, verses, thoughts, poems, and Haiku. Some may be considered inspirational all are considered entertaining. There is a dark, melancholic look at life, and there is an inspiring, positive look at life. Then there is Haiku. The pieces in this book were created through different episodes or experiences I lived through in my time here. Some are deep heartfelt and soul cleansing, others are just here to make us laugh at ourselves, which in its own right is soul cleansing as well. I hope you enjoy this book, and remember it is just poetry, so take it all with a grain of salt, nothing is literal in poetry. Thank you...
Download or read book Anais written by and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Wolf Tickets written by Ray Banks and published by Blasted Heath Ltd. This book was released on 2013-12-05 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sean Farrell - thief, petrol smuggler and all-round scoundrel - just got shafted by the love of his life. Nora ran off with twenty grand, a gram of coke, and his favourite leather jacket, leaving him with little more than a hangover and a Dido soundtrack.But Nora's sights are on the two hundred grand Farrell supposedly stashed somewhere in the middle of Northumberland, and she's enlisted the help of her old boyfriend, a former hit man, to retrieve it.Farrell hooks up with an old Army mate, the shoplifting, rotgut-swilling arsonist Jimmy Cobb, and sets off after them. When this pair catch up with Nora and her ex, there's going to be hell to pay... 'cause nobody messes with Farrell and Cobb.Wolf Tickets is hardcore Ray Banks - ballsy, breathless and brutal. "From what I've learned of the backstory of the life of this novel, it's a bit of a wonder that I ever got to read it at all. And it would have been a crying shame of a brutal crime if I hadn't, because I do like a bit of crime fiction once in a while, and when I do, I like it to be spectacular. Wolf Tickets is spectacular." - Kate Of Mind"Wolf Tickets is the novel where Ray Banks delivers the most straight-up hard-boiled thrills per page than in anything he's written to date." - Spinetingler Magazine"Ray Banks has a way with words and seems to capture a real humanist feel to this violence-laden plot. The comedic undertones accentuate the dual character leads' persona and penchant for easy violence. As much as I enjoy a dark crime novel, a laugh here and there really balances things out; Ray Banks is one of the best in the business." - Just A Guy That Likes To Read"Ray Banks writes with harshness, humour and elegance, and his punchy dialogue teems with vigorous authenticity." - The Times"Tough and assured . . . Banks is updating the noir novel with an utterly original sensibility." - Publisher's Weekly"Bleakly, desperately funny, Ray Banks offers us a glimpse of what Samuel Beckett might have read like had he turned his hand to crime fiction." - Crime Always Pays"Saturday's Child is a knock-out, written with the kind of energy and passion that far too few writers can muster. Fresh and fierce, it raises the bar for hardboiled fiction on both sides of the Atlantic." - New York Times Bestseller Laura Lippman, author of What The Dead Know"Banks wields language with a knifefighter's precision, with much the same result. From the first words to the last, this book flashes brilliantly." - Don Winslow, The Power Of The Dog and Savages"Banks is part of the post-Rankin generation for whom hardboiled is not just a state of mind but a reality. Tough-guy colloquial prose and a pace fast enough to skin a rabbit, at the service of a tale of down-and-dirty realism: this is fiery stuff." - The Guardian"...terrific, brooding and chilling prose" - Tom Adair, The Scotsman"...a fine example of energetic, visceral and compelling storytelling... This is properly thrilling stuff." - The Big Issue In Scotland Ray Banks is the author of nine novels, including Angels of the North, Inside Straight and Saturday's Child.
Book Synopsis Gang Stories 105: Volume 2 by : Jilly Bangs
Download or read book Gang Stories 105: Volume 2 written by Jilly Bangs and published by Jilly Bangs. This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 561 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mega pack of group sex action to keep you going for hours on end! Women taking on lots of men, men doing lots of women, the ROUGHEST of rough sex, dirty talk, free use and a whole lot more! Too many stories to list. This brings together Gang stories 7-packs volumes 16 - 30.
Download or read book 101 Ways to get laid written by and published by Marcus Edward Bond. This book was released on 2022-08-19 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: mens version 101 ways to get laid dating tips & tricks to find your perfect girl
Download or read book Chick for a Day written by Fiona Giles and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The editor of the acclaimed "Dick for a Day" turns the tables and queries: What would you do if you were a woman for just one day? She gets a range of thought-provoking answers in these stories, poems, and one-liners by celebrated male writers.
Download or read book Loonyology written by Charles Bronson and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2011-11-09 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lifer Charlie Bronson's reputation precedes him - ‘Britain's most violent prisoner’ - or does it? Do we really know the true Charlie, or are our impressions the result of media hype? Well, what is in no doubt is that Loonyology is 200% Bronson and will transport the reader on the dizziest no-holds-barred roller-coaster ride of their lives, from suspense and shock to laughter and tears, and from Bronson the ‘Solitary King’ to Bronson the Philosopher, the Poet, the Artist, the Author, the Joker, the Walking Scar and the Freedom Fighter. Now 55 years old, and having spent most of his last 34 years as a maximum security ‘Bronco Zoo’ inmate, he’s a much wiser man as he looks back on his crazy journey of unpredictable behaviour, his ever-alert mind darting from reminiscences of his teenage years to memories of fellow-cons, the screws, the cranks, letters and news reports, prison life and procedures, and the overall madness (‘loonyology’) of the legal and penal systems, peppering his stories with diary entries, true gems of information, sound advice and hilarious one-liners. Together with his many supporters and with the aid of a top lawyer, Charlie is campaigning for the parole board to finally allow him his freedom, but begging is not his style: he calls a spade a spade and is determined to win with dignity, fighting with his pen and his brain to achieve his aim of a life outside ‘the cage’. In his words: “I chose to be a villain. I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it. I have paid my debt to society and it’s time to go home.”
Book Synopsis First Impressions by : P. A. Golding
Download or read book First Impressions written by P. A. Golding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A 101 WAYS TO DATE A GIRL by : MARCUS EDWARD BOND
Download or read book A 101 WAYS TO DATE A GIRL written by MARCUS EDWARD BOND and published by MARCUS BOND. This book was released on 2022-11-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever considered why all your attempts at relationships or simply trying to get a girl to sleep with you have either failed or feel like you overworking every step of the way? In this book, I’m going to set out why the above statement is true in many cases.
Book Synopsis Satire of the Sadly and Seriously Suggested Strychnine Spiked Stylisation by : Evan Scarlett
Download or read book Satire of the Sadly and Seriously Suggested Strychnine Spiked Stylisation written by Evan Scarlett and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-02-04 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Well, some may call it satire, but like with most things in life, poor Mr. Scarlett seems to make it almost a poisonous and bitter observation of the human condition. Sick people may think that he is funny, but unfortunately, there are many out there who, if were given a single brain cell, would be terribly lonely and will not be laughing at all. Most people do not take enough care and attention to the things that happen around themthe wool that gets pulled over their lives with the propaganda and brain washing machine that they live inso they get tumbled around in the machine of life's events and are too lazy to look for the end-of-cycle button. So please forgive this poor prick, but he feels the people of the world need a kick up the arse and he mistakenly thought that with his disgusting words he may achieve this.
Book Synopsis Cycle-2: Lying Wasted Under a Broken Coda by : Dominic Lyne
Download or read book Cycle-2: Lying Wasted Under a Broken Coda written by Dominic Lyne and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-10-14 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "So what makes me feel like me? Truly the Dom I want to be? Going out, drinking, using drugs and ending up somewhere with someone random or a friend. Alcohol, drugs and sex. That is Dom. Dom is reckless, Dom doesn't give a fuck. Burn bright and fall in flames. A bright star. One of the crazy ones."These diary entries take the reader into the author's mind, revealing how he perceives the world around him, his thoughts and addictions. It provides an interesting insight - both through words and images - into the mind of someone who is truly not connected with 'reality'. A look into the otherside of the mirror.
Book Synopsis Cycle-2: Screams of Silence by : Dominic Lyne
Download or read book Cycle-2: Screams of Silence written by Dominic Lyne and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dominic Lyne's Cycle-2 series charts the beginnings of the author's journey through the mental health system through a collection of illustrated shorts and diary entries. It allows the reader into the author's mind, revealing how he perceives the world around him, his thoughts and addictions. It provides an interesting insight into the mind of someone who is truly not connected with 'reality'. A look into the otherside of the mirror. This all-in-one edition compiles all three books and includes 'Eyes of Insanity', 80 pages of bonus material containing a wealth of previously unreleased images, writings and transcripts, adding further depth to the Cycle-2 journey.
