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Author : Mats
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781853757822
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (578 download)
Download or read book How to Poo on a Date written by Mats and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: English miscellaneous writings.
Author : Mats
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101565586
Total Pages : 181 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)
Download or read book How to Poo at Work written by Mats and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-11-29 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor! Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. Face the facts. You poop every day-more or less-but making a misstep when you've got to go at the office could land you in some serious doo-doo. How to Poo at Work is the ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations, including what to do when: • The boss is in the next stall • The toilet gets clogged • A colleague follows you into the bathroom • There's no toilet paper Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.
Author : Taro Gomi
Publisher : Chronicle Books LLC
ISBN 13 : 1797203541
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)
Download or read book Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
Author : Josh Richman
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811857826
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (578 download)
Download or read book What's Your Poo Telling You? written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
Author : Daniel Cole Young
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402237227
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)
Download or read book Kama Pootra written by Daniel Cole Young and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Author : Alex Smart
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781699369135
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (691 download)
Download or read book Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo written by Alex Smart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-12 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.
Author : Jamie Glowacki
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501122991
Total Pages : 167 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Author : Gabi Conti
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452179891
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)
Download or read book Twenty Guys You Date in Your Twenties written by Gabi Conti and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-05-26 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bitingly funny field guide to modern love from the woman who's dated them all. Through highly relatable anecdotes from a decade of dating, Twenty Guys You Date in Your Twenties dives into the joys, frustrations, and hilarity of swiping right on relationships. After a world-shattering breakup in her early twenties, comedian Gabi Conti logged thousands of hours on dating apps, conducting research and gathering intel on our behalf. Real and relatable, this dating guide is laugh-out-loud funny without being prescriptive or cynical. • Each chapter focuses on a different type of guy and offers advice on how to deal, from The Guy Who's Great on Paper to The Guy Who Texts "sup" at 2 a.m. • Includes charts, quizzes, and "Boy Bingo" • Captures the frustrations, heartache, and hilarity of Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, OkCupid, and all other online dating apps For the modern, app-using woman, this hilarious dating guide profiles 20 stereotypical men, from their physical appearance and dating style to red flags, tips, and success stories. Filled with charts and quizzes, hysterical anecdotes, and helpful insight from therapists and dating coaches, these pages offer advice and humor in equal measure. • Offers sincere advice to cope with dating app horror stories • Great for fans of How to Date Men When You Hate Men by Blythe Roberson, Bye Felipe: Disses, Dick Pics, and Other Delights of Modern Dating by Alexandra Tweten and HEY, U UP? (For a Serious Relationship) by Emily Axford and Brian Murphy
Author : Mats
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781853759345
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (593 download)
Download or read book How to Poo in the Woods written by Mats and published by . This book was released on 2015-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mats & Enzo are back with even more poo-related advice--and now, after discussing toilet etiquette at work, while traveling, and on dates, they re taking it outdoors. This practical guide, with its clear explanatory text and helpful diagrams, shows you what to do when you re miles from any plumbing, let alone a flush toilet. And when there are wild animals waiting to pounce . . .
Author : Agnese Baruzzi
Publisher : Astra Publishing House
ISBN 13 : 1662650426
Total Pages : 20 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (626 download)
Download or read book Where Do You Poop? written by Agnese Baruzzi and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty training becomes a funny, interactive game of discovery in this rhyming pull-the-tab book. Kids will laugh out loud as they make each animal’s poop appear by sliding the tab — and learn where they should go!
Author : Mats and Enzo
Publisher : Welbeck
ISBN 13 : 1802791736
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (27 download)
Download or read book Things to Do While You Poo written by Mats and Enzo and published by Welbeck. This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHORS OF HOW TO POO AT WORK From the excretion experts who brought you the global phenomenon How to Poo at Work comes Things to Do While You Poo. Specifically written to help those pooing on the job, this book is the ultimate guide to sedentary self-improvement. Expert authors Mats and Enzo share their scientific advice crafted over a lifetime of lavatory investigations to help improve every aspect of your life. From success in your career to a satisfying sex life, from health and fitness to simply earning a bit of extra cash, this book is guaranteed to help you become a better you, eight minutes at a time. Learn how to: • Find the spirituality of your sphincter with meditation • Start a really crap YouTube cooking channel • Become a travel influencer without leaving the stall • Relax with flush-friendly yoga poses • Get a six pack in just 30 days of pooing • Find true loo-ve! With detailed diagrams, expert advice and tried-and-tested testimonials, discover how to squeeze more into your day as you squeeze one out.
Author : Mats
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781853758119
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (581 download)
Download or read book How to Poo on Holiday written by Mats and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thanks to Mats & Enzo you know How to Poo at Work--what about when you are farther afield? Abroad is far away and mysterious and famous for toilet confusion--so this incredibly useful little book will be a godsend as you wonder how to ask Loïc for the prevezioù or Jesus for the banheiro or as you struggle to flush Tokyo's finest electro-loo. It explains the golden rules for relieving yourself abroad, and gives useful lists detailing how to find and use a variety of exotic and eccentric bathroom appliances in many far-off lands. Also included are details of unspoken toilet etiquette that may just save your bladder in a toilet emergency. This book is filled with fun advice and real-life situations, and you'd be crazy to go to the bathroom on vacation without it.
Author : Heather L. Montgomery
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1547603488
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (476 download)
Download or read book Who Gives a Poop? written by Heather L. Montgomery and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow scientist Heather L. Montgomery into science labs, forests, hospitals, and landfills, as she asks: Who uses poo? Poop is disgusting, but it's also packed with potential. One scientist spent months training a dog to track dung to better understand elephant birthing patterns. Another discovered that mastodon poop years ago is the reason we enjoy pumpkin pie today. And every week, some folks deliver their own poop to medical facilities, where it is swirled, separated, and shipped off to a hospital to be transplanted into another human. There's even a train full of human poop sludge that's stuck without a home in Alabama! This irreverent and engaging narrative nonfiction book shows that poop isn't just waste-and that dealing with it responsibly is our duty.
Author : Lora Jensen
Publisher : Lora Jensen
ISBN 13 : 0988403609
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (884 download)
Download or read book 3 Day Potty Training written by Lora Jensen and published by Lora Jensen. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3 Day Potty Training is a fun and easy-to-follow guide for potty training even the most stubborn child just 3 days. Not just for pee and poop but for day and night too! Lora’s method is all about training the child to learn their own body signs. If the parent is having to do all the work, then the child isn’t truly trained, but with Lora’s method your child will learn when their body is telling them that they need to use the potty and they will communicate that need to you.
Author : kristin Struble
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780996947237
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (472 download)
Download or read book How to Be a Poop Detective written by kristin Struble and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's book discussing what a well-functioning digestive tract behaves like and details what its end product, poop, should be like. It educates on dietary choices that influence a healthy GI tract, in turn helping to create a healthy body and "normal" poop. Also, highlighted in the book is the product, Squatty Potty due to its unique ability to aide and assist the pooping process naturally.
Author : Jennie Bjorem
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951031015
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (31 download)
Download or read book OH NO! Pee-Pee written by Jennie Bjorem and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO! Pee-Pee is about a puppy that goes pee-pee everywhere. This book was written four young children to practice early functional consonant-vowel consonant-vowel words.The book is a repetitive style so kids can predict. Kids will LOVE to see where puppy goes pee-pee next!
Author : Katie Daynes
Publisher : First Questions and Answers
ISBN 13 : 9781474986434
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (864 download)
Download or read book Where Does Poo Go? written by Katie Daynes and published by First Questions and Answers. This book was released on 2021-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flap book revealing everything you wanted to know about poo - and a bit more. Crazy but true, life on Earth can't exist without poo! Starting with human sewage then moving on to animal poo, this surprisingly charming lift-the-flap book explores what happens when we flush, what animal toilets look like, why animals don't need to flush and just how important poo is - for a myriad of fascinating (and sometimes yucky) reasons.
