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Book Synopsis How Receptionists Swear Coloring Book by : Coloring Coloring Crew
Download or read book How Receptionists Swear Coloring Book written by Coloring Coloring Crew and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gifts for Receptionists? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Receptionists definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Receptionists are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Receptionist coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Receptionist's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Receptionists, so we hope we have made life easier for you!
Book Synopsis 50 Shades of Receptionists Bullsh*t by : Funny Swear Receptionist Gift Books
Download or read book 50 Shades of Receptionists Bullsh*t written by Funny Swear Receptionist Gift Books and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a Receptionist who's just looking to color cuss words and relax after a long day? Need a good laugh?! Or if you have a family member or friend who works as a(an) Receptionist then this book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for him/*her! This funny Receptionist inspired Adult coloring book is just what a(an) Receptionist needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Every Receptionist has a nice collection of booklets and notepads, but not many of them will have a full coloring book of funny and safe for work cuss words that every Receptionist wants to say during the day.Being a(an) Receptionist is extremely stressful, and if you are going to let a curse word out, it might as well be a safe one! ★This color book is perfect as a gift at the beginning or end of the year, or during Receptionist Appreciation Week, or just a simple and fun way to say thank you.★ Why Our Coloring Books? Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Subject Related Words and sayings 108 pages (total) Professional 48 Awesome high quality designs from start to finish Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Premium matte-finish cover design Large Format Paper: 8 x 11 inches (21.59 x .94cm) comfortably large to draw on
Book Synopsis Namaste Motherf*cker by : Cussing Time Press
Download or read book Namaste Motherf*cker written by Cussing Time Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-07 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SWEARING WORD COLORING BOOK FOR RECEPTIONIST A Book is full of various designs of abstractions, mandalas, animals, houses. These pages of cuss words are sure to bring a smile to anyone. Realise your inner creativity side with these sweary pages and complex designs! Funny and relieving time guaranteed. Perfect for yourself, perfect as a gift for special person. Book Contains: 30 single sided pages to color. Abstractions, Mandalas, Animals, Houses. 1 maze at the end.
Book Synopsis Receptionist Coloring Book by : Receptionists Passion Press
Download or read book Receptionist Coloring Book written by Receptionists Passion Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-12 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the best Receptionist Adult Coloring book to relief and mood lifting. You will feel very good after done the coloring of one page. This coloring book contains funny and humorous Receptionist related designs and sayings surrounded by beautiful patterns, mandalas, and flowers, etc... Coloring Book Features: 8.5""x11"" Softcover Coloring Book. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Swear word pages. Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. This Book makes a Perfect Gift for any Receptionists / GET YOURS NOW!!
Book Synopsis Fazarell (The Brother's Curse Saga Book 4) by : Christine M. Germain
Download or read book Fazarell (The Brother's Curse Saga Book 4) written by Christine M. Germain and published by Christine M. Germain. This book was released on 2024-10-31 with total page 694 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it possible to dream of a past life you think existed? Imagine a world without evil entities, spells, and the Amethyst stone. In 2025, Crystal Francois now questions her sanity when placed into a new dimension where second chances and a perfect life exist. After waking up from a terrifying reverie she had on a plane, Crystal struggles to go back to seemingly everyday life in the peaceful and quiet town of Lakeview Falls. Surrounded by family and close friends she loves, Crystal senses an unexplainable feeling within her that does not feel right. For the past two years, she cannot seem to rid of recurring dreams about a man named Jason Holliston. She believes he might be someone she knows but cannot remember who he is, which physically haunts her. As Crystal digs deeper into finding out who Jason is and why she has a strong connection to him, life takes a dangerous turn. Sinister visions and an otherworldly entity start to mess with everyone around her as she gets closer to the truth. Embarking on a dangerous journey to discover what is real and what's not in her life, an unexpected friendship comes forth with secrets and revelations that will force Crystal to make a choice that can put her life in grave danger. Was Crystal better off living with the existence of the Amethyst, or is it the beginning of a new nightmare without it?
Book Synopsis Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead by : Emily Austin
Download or read book Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead written by Emily Austin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Gilda, a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she's there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace. In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment, Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace's old friend. She can't bear to ignore the kindly old woman, who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can't bring herself to break the bad news. Desperate, she begins impersonating Grace via email. But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace's death, Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence."--Amazon.
Book Synopsis The Curse of the Holy Pail by : Sue Ann Jaffarian
Download or read book The Curse of the Holy Pail written by Sue Ann Jaffarian and published by Llewellyn Worldwide. This book was released on 2011-08-08 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is the "Holy Pail" cursed? Every owner of the vintage Chappy Wheeler lunchbox—a prototype based on the 1940s TV western—has died. And now Sterling Price, business tycoon and a client of Odelia Grey's law firm, has been fatally poisoned. Is it a coincidence that Price's one-of-a-kind lunch pail—worth over thirty grand—has disappeared at the same time? Treading cautiously since a recent run-in with a bullet, Odelia takes small bites of this juicy, calorie-free mystery—and is soon ravenous for more! Her research reveals a sixty-year-old unsolved murder and Price's gold-digging ex-fiancée with two married men wrapped around her breasts...uh, finger. Mix in a surprise marriage proposal that sends an uncertain Odelia into chocolate sedation, and you've got an unruly recipe for delicious disaster. Praise: "I'd like to spend more time with Sue Ann Jaffarian's Odelia."—The New York Times "Plus-size paralegal Odelia Grey gets more than she bargained for when she accepts an unusual gift from a favorite client...Jaffarian plays the formula with finesse, keeping love problems firmly in the background while giving her heroine room to use her ample wit and grit."—Kirkus Reviews "Jaffarian offers the perfectly flawed alternative for readers sick and tired of picture-perfect characters." —Booklist "Odelia Grey is a keeper."—Library Journal "Jaffarian's writing is sharp and sassy—like her protagonist—and she knows how to keep the suspense high."—Mystery Scene "I have enjoyed both books in the series. Odelia is a resourceful woman, and I didn't chafe at her amateur sleuthing. The book has an inspired cookie recipe."—Deadly Pleasures "Even better than her first...a major hoot!"—Thomas B. Sawyer, bestselling author of TheSixteenth Man, former head writer/producer of Murder, She Wrote "Odelia Gray is a wonderful addition to the mystery genre, a smart, funny, engaging plus-size heroine who takes readers on a plus-size ride. You root for her, laugh with her and cheer at her ultimate triumph. If I were in trouble, I'd want Odelia on my side."—Denise Hamilton, Edgar and Willa Cather Award-finalist and national bestselling author of Prisoner of Memory "More fun than a lunch pail full of plump paralegals, The Curse of the Holy Pail is a tale as bouncy as its bodacious protagonist."—Bill Fitzhugh, author of Highway 61 and Resurfaced "With a legendary curse, a possibly murderous little person, ruthless heirs, [and] charismatic thugs... a lively caper that will keep you guessing right till the end."—Kris Neri, award-winning author of the Tracy Eaton mysteries "A funny read, with off the wall characters, a twisty plot and not a surplus calorie to be had. Recommended."—Bookbitch.com "Well written and nicely paced, this is a good beach or airplane read."—Cycling.Finial.com "Big women of the world, hang on to your hats, you're going to love Sue Ann Jaffarian's plus-sized Odelia Grey, amateur sleuth. This is funny, sexy, romantic, you name it, all wrapped up in one great mystery."—Cozylibrary.com
Book Synopsis The Veterinary Receptionist by : John R. Corsan
Download or read book The Veterinary Receptionist written by John R. Corsan and published by Elsevier Health Sciences. This book was released on 2008-06-05 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As the first person that many people encounter in their contact with the veterinary practice, the veterinary receptionist has an important part to play in inspiring confidence in clients. The new edition of this popular book remains a unique guide specifically for the veterinary receptionist, providing practical, easily accessible information on how to fulfill this role professionally and efficiently. It advocates an understanding of the role of the receptionist as integral to the practice and supplies the basic information that every veterinary receptionist needs to function effectively. The new edition includes fully updated information on client service and dispensing as well as first aid along with 2 new chapters. The start of each chapter now has a summary outcome identifying specific objectives. The authors have included more scenario cases so the readers can identify more closely with the text. - The first UK book specifically written for the veterinary receptionist, providing quick access to the information most requested by clients - Provides practical guidelines to improve professional practice - learn how to become more effective in your role as the 'face of the practice' - Learn how to deflect and deal with complaints from angry clients, as well as coping with the distress caused by a pet's illness - Case studies used to help the reader identify and learn about specific issues and situations - The authors provide highly practical tips, checklists and quizzes throughout the book, promoting reader interactivity - Fully revised and expanded chapters, including fully re-written chapters on labelling and dispensing; client care solutions; first aid; and client service - Inclusion of more case study boxes and further reading references - Fresh 2-colour text for easy reading and increased navigability - New, durable cover
Book Synopsis The Spanish Love Deception by : Elena Armas
Download or read book The Spanish Love Deception written by Elena Armas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wedding. A trip to Spain. The most infuriating man. And three days of pretending. Or in other words, a plan that will never work. Catalina Martín, finally, not single. Her family is happy to announce that she will bring her American boyfriend to her sister's wedding. Everyone is invited to come and witness the most magical event of the year. That would certainly be tomorrow's headline in the local newspaper of the small Spanish town I came from. Or the epitaph on my tombstone, seeing the turn my life had taken in the span of a phone call. Four weeks wasn't a lot of time to find someone willing to cross the Atlantic-from NYC and all the way to Spain-for a wedding. Let alone, someone eager to play along with my charade. But that didn't mean I was desperate enough to bring the 6'4 blue eyed pain in my ass standing before me, Aaron Blackford. The man whose main occupation was making my blood boil had just offered himself to be my date. Right after inserting his nose in my business, calling me delusional, and calling himself my best option. See? Outrageous. Aggravating. Blood boiling. And much to my total despair, also right. Which left me with a surly and extra large dilemma in my hands. Was it worth the suffering to bring my colleague and bane of my existence as my fake boyfriend to my sister's wedding? Or was I better off coming clean and facing the consequences of my panic induced lie? Like my abuela would say, que dios nos pille confesados.The Spanish Love Deception is an enemies-to-lovers, fake-dating.
Book Synopsis Brimstone: Book One of the Forged by Magic Trilogy by : S. L. Gavyn
Download or read book Brimstone: Book One of the Forged by Magic Trilogy written by S. L. Gavyn and published by S. L. Gavyn. This book was released on 2014-01-30 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Genivieve Belaveau has lived in this dimension for almost five hundred years. Mistreated for centuries, first, by the Troll that brought her here then by the Elve King who claimed to love her. She finally managed escape over three hundred years ago and never looked back. Working for Prima, an organization created to help right wrongs, she thought she was on the right side only to be manipulated by the leader of the company into stealing an ancient knife belonging to the one species on the planet that she had been avoiding at all costs...the Fey. It wasn't that she didn't like the Fey. Oh, she liked one particular Fey a little too much. It was her fear of those feelings that has had her keeping her distance. Because he was not just any Fey but their Dragon bound Prince who wants to claim her as his mate. With her friend's life on the line she must travel to Scotland, seduce a Prince, and try to steal one of his people's relics. Only, nothing goes as planned. Her over-bearing brother in law, the Vampire King, sends an escort aiming to not only protect her but date her as well. She finds the Prince still has the same hold on her as before and that stealing from him is a lot harder than imagined. Things go horribly awry in the back alley of a Glasgow street and now she has another friend in need of her protection. How will she juggle the lives of her friends while evading the one man her body craves like no other? Not to mention surviving the mission while being attacked at every corner. At least she has Brimstone to send those Demon back to Hell where they belong. This is book One of the Forged by Magic Trilogy and is an Amazon exclusive read. Iron Made - Book two is currently available. Ange Noir - A prequel novella is currently available. Dragon's Flame - New!! Book three is now available. For more information on S. L. Gavyn's books visit http://www.slgavyn.wordpress.com or check her out on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/slgavyn.
Book Synopsis Dreamland Burning by : Jennifer Latham
Download or read book Dreamland Burning written by Jennifer Latham and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compelling dual-narrated tale from Jennifer Latham that questions how far we've come with race relations. Some bodies won't stay buried. Some stories need to be told. When seventeen-year-old Rowan Chase finds a skeleton on her family's property, she has no idea that investigating the brutal century-old murder will lead to a summer of painful discoveries about the present and the past. Nearly one hundred years earlier, a misguided violent encounter propels seventeen-year-old Will Tillman into a racial firestorm. In a country rife with violence against blacks and a hometown segregated by Jim Crow, Will must make hard choices on a painful journey towards self discovery and face his inner demons in order to do what's right the night Tulsa burns. Through intricately interwoven alternating perspectives, Jennifer Latham's lightning-paced page-turner brings the Tulsa race riot of 1921 to blazing life and raises important questions about the complex state of US race relations--both yesterday and today.
Download or read book The Life We Bury written by Allen Eskens and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-14 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA Today bestseller and book club favorite! College student Joe Talbert has the modest goal of completing a writing assignment for an English class. His task is to interview a stranger and write a brief biography of the person. With deadlines looming, Joe heads to a nearby nursing home to find a willing subject. There he meets Carl Iverson, and soon nothing in Joe's life is ever the same. Carl is a dying Vietnam veteran--and a convicted murderer. With only a few months to live, he has been medically paroled to a nursing home, after spending thirty years in prison for the crimes of rape and murder. As Joe writes about Carl's life, especially Carl's valor in Vietnam, he cannot reconcile the heroism of the soldier with the despicable acts of the convict. Joe, along with his skeptical female neighbor, throws himself into uncovering the truth, but he is hamstrung in his efforts by having to deal with his dangerously dysfunctional mother, the guilt of leaving his autistic brother vulnerable, and a haunting childhood memory. Thread by thread, Joe unravels the tapestry of Carl’s conviction. But as he and Lila dig deeper into the circumstances of the crime, the stakes grow higher. Will Joe discover the truth before it’s too late to escape the fallout?
Book Synopsis Wow, No Thank You. by : Samantha Irby
Download or read book Wow, No Thank You. written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!
Download or read book Such a Fun Age written by Kiley Reid and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-12-31 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Best Book of the Year: The Washington Post • Chicago Tribune • NPR • Vogue • Elle • Real Simple • InStyle • Good Housekeeping • Parade • Slate • Vox • Kirkus Reviews • Library Journal • BookPage Longlisted for the 2020 Booker Prize An Instant New York Times Bestseller A Reese's Book Club Pick "The most provocative page-turner of the year." --Entertainment Weekly "I urge you to read Such a Fun Age." --NPR A striking and surprising debut novel from an exhilarating new voice, Such a Fun Age is a page-turning and big-hearted story about race and privilege, set around a young black babysitter, her well-intentioned employer, and a surprising connection that threatens to undo them both. Alix Chamberlain is a woman who gets what she wants and has made a living, with her confidence-driven brand, showing other women how to do the same. So she is shocked when her babysitter, Emira Tucker, is confronted while watching the Chamberlains' toddler one night, walking the aisles of their local high-end supermarket. The store's security guard, seeing a young black woman out late with a white child, accuses Emira of kidnapping two-year-old Briar. A small crowd gathers, a bystander films everything, and Emira is furious and humiliated. Alix resolves to make things right. But Emira herself is aimless, broke, and wary of Alix's desire to help. At twenty-five, she is about to lose her health insurance and has no idea what to do with her life. When the video of Emira unearths someone from Alix's past, both women find themselves on a crash course that will upend everything they think they know about themselves, and each other. With empathy and piercing social commentary, Such a Fun Age explores the stickiness of transactional relationships, what it means to make someone "family," and the complicated reality of being a grown up. It is a searing debut for our times.
Book Synopsis Curse of the Crystal Dragon by : Jonathan Saville
Download or read book Curse of the Crystal Dragon written by Jonathan Saville and published by eStar Books. This book was released on 2010-10-28 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No good deed goes unpunished.What seemed like a simple act of kindness by Thomas Eberle changes his life forever and leads him down paths of adventure and danger.
Book Synopsis Isla and the Happily Ever After by : Stephanie Perkins
Download or read book Isla and the Happily Ever After written by Stephanie Perkins and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-08-04 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Stephanie Perkins’ characters fall in love the way we all want to, in real time and for good.”—Rainbow Rowell “This adorable YA romance is half New York love story, half Parisian romance, and fully prepared to make your heart melt quicker than a gelato dropped on a sidewalk.”—MTV.com From the glittering streets of Manhattan to the moonlit rooftops of Paris, falling in love is easy for hopeless dreamer Isla and introspective artist Josh. But as they begin their senior year in France, Isla and Josh are quickly forced to confront the heartbreaking reality that happily-ever-afters aren't always forever. Their romantic journey is skillfully intertwined with those of beloved couples Anna and Étienne and Lola and Cricket, whose paths are destined to collide in a sweeping finale certain to please fans old and new.
Download or read book Demon Song written by Cat Adams and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bodyguard Celia Graves has survived a vampire attack which made her a half-vampire and awakened her latent Siren abilities. Celia's hellish recent experiences have given her the unique combination of abilities needed to overcome a childhood curse and to close an ancient rift between the demonic dimension and our own.
