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Confessions of a Sane Single Woman

Author : J. R. Mason
Publisher : Confessions Series
ISBN 13 : 9781990724305
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Sane Single Woman written by J. R. Mason and published by Confessions Series. This book was released on 2020-08-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Girl meets Boy. Boy wants to release LIVE crickets in her house to entertain her cat. Girl meets another Boy. Boy's rancid breath causes Girl sinus damage. Girl meets yet another Boy. Boy wants to date her AND his current wife - because they're "just friends." Girl becomes slowly convinced that someone has peed in the dating pool and that every man she meets should be studied by scientists. Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married, that she is the problem, never them. I am here to heavily debate that theory. This is not your typical "boy meets girl and sweeps her off her feet" love story; it's more of a "bad romance" in which that broom is used to sweep (more like shove) me off of a very high ledge! These unbelievable dating experiences have thoroughly convinced me that my ideal mate either doesn't exist, is stuck in a tree somewhere, or walking in a circle in a Wal-mart parking lot. Take a comical stroll with me down memory lane as I re-live the twisted, dysfunctional tales about my quest for love and a few sensual slip-ups, along with my lively but slightly psychotic living situation. *Mature Content "My wife read this... she loved it. She loved it so much I got to play video games without her complaining, loved it so much the kid and I got to order out for dinner. This doesn't happen often folks so it must have been a pretty great read. She told me to give it 5 stars." - Pipsquack "This book had me rolling from page 1 to the very last!!! This is a must have for sane single women who struggle to deal with insane single men." - Destiny Mae "I laughed so uncontrollably hard reading the other night I woke up my partner. This is book provides a unique glimpse into dating as an adult and leaves you wondering how the dating pool got so polluted." - Anthony L. Schneider "Her very clever and provocative sense of humor will sure to keep you entertained until the last word. She expertly told the mishaps of crazy online dating in the most revealing ways, but yet super funny." - Julie Joseph

How Is This My Life: Confessions of a Sane Single Woman

Author : J. R. Mason
Publisher : Bowker Identifier Services
ISBN 13 : 9780578707877
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book How Is This My Life: Confessions of a Sane Single Woman written by J. R. Mason and published by Bowker Identifier Services. This book was released on 2020-07-23 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married that she is the problem, not them. I am here to heavily debate that theory. You're about to embark upon a true misadventure about one normal woman's savage search for a soulmate. It is me. I am "one normal woman." These unbelievable dating experiences have thoroughly convinced me that this man either doesn't exist or is stuck in a tree somewhere. This ideal man is not missing front teeth. He is someone I can take out in public who understands that "The Chicken Joint" doesn't fall into the category of "fine dining." His breath doesn't make my eyes water and he knows how to use dental floss. These twisted, dysfunctional tales about my quest for love are chronicled as told to my life-long friends, quirky colleagues, and erratic family - though you'll come to realize that many of those relationships are equally as disturbed as my dating experiences. While taking this comical stroll down memory lane, I fall over a cliff reliving the details of these outrageously unlikely dating scenarios and sensual slip-ups, along with my lively but borderline psychotic living situation.

The Confessions of a Single Woman

Author : Natalia Holmes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (398 download)

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Download or read book The Confessions of a Single Woman written by Natalia Holmes and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-19 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Confessions of A Single Woman is a self-help book that gives women advice about being single. Most women believe that being single is a bad thing, but the purpose of this book is to help women to change their perspectives on it. Each chapter focuses on a specific area that many women struggle with. Throughout the book, Natalia gives her experiences on each situation, gives tips on how to handle each of them, and extends compassion to women who are struggling with these areas. Following these tips in the book will help women to eventually know who they are and accept singleness with open arms.

The Catholic Girls Survival Guide for the Single Years

Author : Emily Stimpson
Publisher : Emmaus Road Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781937155346
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (553 download)

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Download or read book The Catholic Girls Survival Guide for the Single Years written by Emily Stimpson and published by Emmaus Road Publishing. This book was released on 2012 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three parts sexual license, two parts corporate I ladder, with a dash of Monolo Blahnik. If a woman's single years were a cocktail, that would be the f culture's preferred recipe.

Verity

Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 153872474X
Total Pages : 295 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)

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Download or read book Verity written by Colleen Hoover and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

Girl with a One-Track Mind

Author : Abby Lee
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 9780091912406
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Girl with a One-Track Mind written by Abby Lee and published by Random House. This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 30-something London-girl Abby is at her sexual peak. With the passionless sex of her 20s behind her she's now looking for the kind of sex she's always wanted. Detailing her dating and sexual triumphs and disasters, this is an account of a young woman's psychological journey from sex-starved single girl to uninhibited bed-hopper.

Confessions of the Other Mother

Author : Harlyn Aizley
Publisher : Beacon Press
ISBN 13 : 9780807079638
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (796 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of the Other Mother written by Harlyn Aizley and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2006-05-01 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the few books to explore lesbian parenting, these “hilarious, heart-wrenching, painfully honest tales of mommyhood” celebrate the ups and downs of being an LGBTQIA+ parent in the 21st century (Joey Solloway, creator of Transparent). After author Harlyn Aizley gave birth to her daughter, she watched in unanticipated horror as her partner scooped up the baby and said, “I'm your new mommy!” While they both had worked to find the perfect sperm donor, Aizley had spent nine months carrying the baby and hours in labor, so how could her partner claim to be their child's mommy? Many diapers later, Aizley began to appreciate the complexity of her partner’s new role as the other mother. Together, they searched for stories about families like their own, in which a woman has chosen to forgo her own birth experience so that she might support her partner in hers. They found very few. Now, in Confessions of the Other Mother, Aizley has put together an exciting collection of personal stories by women like her partner who are creating new parenting roles, redefining motherhood, and reshaping our view of two-parent families. Contributors include Hillary Goodridge, who was one of the lead plaintiffs in the case for same-sex marriage in Massachusetts, stand-up comedian Judy Gold, and psychologist and author Suzanne M. Johnson. This candid peek into a previously unexamined side of lesbian parenting is full of stories that are sometimes humorous, sometimes moving, but at all times celebratory. Each parenting tale sheds light on the many facets of motherhood, offering gay and straight readers alike a deeper understanding of what it means to love and parent in the twenty-first century.

Confession of a 30-Year-Old Single Woman

Author : Maple Tseng
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781453631645
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (316 download)

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Download or read book Confession of a 30-Year-Old Single Woman written by Maple Tseng and published by . This book was released on 2010-11-17 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Confessions of a Thirty year old Single Woman", is both a visual treat and an emotional cleansing, written and produced by artist/photographer Maple Tseng.This book is about a thirty year old woman who publicly ponders her single state and wants to know why she is always the one sitting out at the biggest dance in town. With an open heart, this beautiful flower asks the male reader, why don't they notice her? Why has she never been plucked? This is a question every reader will ask themselves as they read about this funny, warm, gifted and attractive woman who has never once been asked on a date. A woman/child who admittedly on occasion, falls 'in love' from afar, obsesses for awhile on a man who will never know she exists!Like any good heroine, the shy but resourceful Maple refuses to give up on life and understands that life is a gift worth living, so while she is waiting for love to arrive, is determined to live the best life possible. Her advice to all single women is to 'beautify the world' with their presence while going about their day. No doubt, one day soon, this rare 'butterfly' will be caught in the net of a avid Butterfly Hunter.

Confessions of a Wannabe Cheerleader

Author : Zoe Evans
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442422424
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Wannabe Cheerleader written by Zoe Evans and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-12 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sunday, September 5: Afternoon, my crib Spirit Level: Cheered Out OK, so this was supposed to be the first day of my new, totally fantastic life as a Port Angeles School Titan Cheerleader. BUT instead, it’s the day that I, Madison Jane Hays, got rejected from the Titans and forced to join the dreaded, B-Squad Grizzly Bears. That’s right. My name was sandwiched in between Jared “Jazzhands” Handler and “Toxic” Tabitha Sue Stevens. Oh, and the girl who can’t even speak English, Katarina Tarasov. Yup, we’re one big hairy family. I went from being a god-like Titan to a lowly Grizzly in like, five seconds. My life. Is Seriously. O-V-E-R. I mean, who cheers at chess matches??!! I’m never going to make it to Nationals with a team like this. All I’ve ever wanted to do in life is cheer for the Titans. My mom (the most gorgeous, youngest ex-Titan cheerleader of ALL TIME, BTW) must be so disappointed! How she ended up with such a spastic daughter, I’ll never know. What I DO know? If I don’t whip this team into shape fast, I’ll literally DIE from embarrassment. Thank goodness I have my BFFs Lanie and Evan to keep me sane—otherwise, I might SERIOUSLY lose it. When Maddy's triple flip becomes a major FLOP during tryouts, the whole gym echoes with the snickers from the Titan cheerleading triumvirate: Katie Parker, Clementine Prescott, and Hilary Cho. Forced to join the challenged B-Squad Grizzlies instead, Maddy realizes that to become a Titan she'll need to whip the Grizzlies into shape first. Will Maddy ever land on top of the pyramid with a squad like this? Maybe not, but when her awesome designs for new Grizzly uniforms get revealed at a big game, even the Titans are overheard whispering her name. Does this mean what she thinks it means?

Cad

Author : Rick Marin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780091895402
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (954 download)

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Download or read book Cad written by Rick Marin and published by . This book was released on 2004-05 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know him. He's the funny, sweet guy with the great eyes who asks you a million questions and seems mesmerized by every reply. He takes you on the greatest, longest date of your life. He swears he loves cats and cuddling. And his apartment is so clean. He just might be the One. Then he doesn't call, doesn't write. He sees you coming down the street and he hides behind a tree. He's a cad. And this is his story. After all the girl's guides to sex in the city, here - at last - is the view from the other side of the bed. In Cad: Confessions of a Toxic Bachelor, Rick Marin offers himself up for an in-depth look at man's superficial nature. In this rollicking, frequently insensitive and ultimately poignant memoir, Marin proves a master of the light touch even in his darkest hours. Part Hugh Hefner, part Hugh Grant, his tale is a rake's progress (in spite of himself) from incorrigible cad to reconstructed romantic. It is one man's story but many men will read it as their own. And for any woman who has ever wondered What was he thinking? This is what he was thinking. Laugh out loud funny' ElleMove over Bridget Jones' The Week'A very good, intelligent and funny book' Evening Standard

It Takes Balls

Author : Josh Wolf
Publisher : Hachette+ORM
ISBN 13 : 1455511692
Total Pages : 175 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Download or read book It Takes Balls written by Josh Wolf and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Josh Wolf--one of the stars and writers of Chelsea Lately and After Lately--delivers a hilarious collection of essays that reminds us all what it takes to conquer fatherhood without sacrificing manhood. Struggling to make it as a stand-up comic didn't always fit with being a single parent. But Josh figured out his own set of rules--through trial and (frequent) error. Early picking up kids from school? The nearby strip club is a great place to kill time and bond with some like-minded dads. Want a drunken heart-to-heart with your son? First make sure there's no Sharpie around in case you pass out. Wondering where to take that special someone at the end of the night? Remember that no sane woman will have sex with you in a one-bedroom apartment where your kids are sleeping--even if you promise to be really, really quiet. Whether it's revealing the secrets to limitless hookups (hint: it's single moms) and getting rid of your children's friends that you just can't stand (hint: it's not single moms), or blackmailing PTA members and ignoring health codes, Josh is sure to impart some parenting wisdom along the way. Or at least have a good time trying.

Confessions of a Single Woman

Author : Denona Pryor
Publisher : WestBow Press
ISBN 13 : 9781449729158
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (291 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Single Woman written by Denona Pryor and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2011-11-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God wants a relationship with you! God loves you, and to show you how much He does, He sent His Son to die for your sins. God wants you to trust in Him and believe that with Him, all things are possible if you believe in Him. Confessions of a Single Woman is about forgiveness of sins, trusting in the God who made you and wants to keep you. It is also a guide to learning how to have a relationship with Christ.

Confessions to My People

Author : Aadil Jai
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595293492
Total Pages : 346 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book Confessions to My People written by Aadil Jai and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-12 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Luqman's commitment to his dreams and ideals are intense and boldly honest. His focus is on his search and discovery of universal truth. Here, he offers a glimpse into the reality that all answers come from within; and each man (person) must connect to his or her own spirit in honesty and with an open mind in order to hear them. Hollywood is a fantasy that, if we allow it, can distract from the great creative medium that is within all of us to build for ourselves. In the footsteps of Luqman, (moving in his own footsteps, as with each of us) lies even greater hope and truth." Marla Gibbs Actress, Community Activist, and friend to generations as Florence on The Jeffersons, Mary on 227, and D. L. Hughley's mother on The Hughley's.

Between the Lines

Author : Jodi Picoult
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451635818
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Between the Lines written by Jodi Picoult and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told in their separate voices, sixteen-year-old Prince Oliver, who wants to break free of his fairy-tale existence, and fifteen-year-old Delilah, a loner obsessed with Prince Oliver and the book in which he exists, work together to seek his freedom.

Confessions of a Scary Mommy

Author : Jill Smokler
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451673787
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Scary Mommy written by Jill Smokler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes I just let my children fall asleep in front of the TV. In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it’s scary to confess that, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it’s not easy doesn’t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn’t. If I can’t survive my daughter as a toddler, how the hell am I going to get through the teenage years? When Jill Smokler was first home with her small children, she thought her blog would be something to keep friends and family updated. To her surprise, she hit a chord in the hearts of mothers everywhere. I end up doing my son’s homework. It’s wrong, but so much easier. Total strangers were contributing their views on that strange reality called motherhood. As other women shared their stories, Jill realized she wasn’t alone in her feelings of exhaustion and imperfection. My eighteen month old still can’t say “Mommy” but used the word “shit” in perfect context. But she sensed her readers were still holding back, so decided to start an anonymous confessional, a place where real moms could leave their most honest thoughts without fearing condemnation. I pretend to be happy but I cry every night in the shower. The reactions were amazing: some sad, some pee-in-your-pants funny, some brutally honest. But they were real, not a commercial glamorization. I clock out of motherhood at 8 P.M. and hide in the basement with my laptop and a beer. If you’re already a fan, lock the bathroom door on your whining kids, run a bubble bath, and settle in. If you’ve not encountered Scary Mommy before, break out a glass of champagne as well, because you’ll be toasting your initiation into a select club. I know why some animals eat their young. In chapters that cover husbands (The Biggest Baby of Them All) to homework (Didn’t I Already Graduate?), Confessions of a Scary Mommy combines all-new essays from Jill with the best of the anonymous confessions. Sometimes I wish my son was still little—then I hear kids screaming at the store. As Jill says, “We like to paint motherhood as picture perfect. A newborn peacefully resting on his mother’s chest. A toddler taking tentative first steps into his mother’s loving arms. A mother fluffing her daughter’s prom dress. These moments are indeed miraculous and joyful; they can also be few and far between.” Of course you adore your kids. Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS! I shall remember that no mother is perfect and my children will thrive because, and sometimes even in spite, of me. I shall not preach to a fellow mother who has not asked my opinion. It’s none of my damn business. I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood.

Confessions of a Good Christian Girl

Author : Tammy Maltby
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418537535
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Good Christian Girl written by Tammy Maltby and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You already know the women you'll meet in this book. They may sit beside you in the pew . . . or join you at small group . . . or touch your heart from a speaker's podium. They have all been saved. They all love the Lord. And yet . . . One struggles with sucidal despair Another is involved with adultery, pornography, or a same-sex attraction Another endures regular beatings – or worse – by someone who claims to love her Another is divorced . . . or thinking about it This one drinks secretly or "doctor shops" for pain pills That one wrestles with depression or bipolar disorder And many others feel they can never be thin enough, beautiful enough, successful enough . . . or Christian enough to be loved or accepted They're all good Christian girls who have been broken by sin – their own and others. They all needed the honest, life-giving truth at the heart of this book. Do you? Tammy Maltby addresses issues that aren't discussed much in church circles – private sins that she and other women have battled.

Dating Sucks!

Author : Hillary Kanter
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781583850503
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Dating Sucks! written by Hillary Kanter and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where have all the good men gone? It's a question that plagues millions of women daily. But take heart.you are not alone! Join multi-award winning singer/songwriter Hillary Kanter as she navigates the waters of the current dating pool, with often disastrous - and more often hilarious - results. Meet a cast of characters including Mr. Sociopath, Dr. Needy, Mr. Stinky, Mr. Gorgeous But Bad In The Sack, Arnold The "Aussie" Stalker, and the ever-present but never-attainable Mr. Perfect. Erectile dysfunction.Internet dating.cold-hearted pick-ups at the ice cream parlor.and a new use for Chanel #22 lipstick are just a few of the adventures in this true collection of tales. It may be a necessary evil, but we all know the truth.Dating Sucks!