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Author : Bobby Mercer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781446346457
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (464 download)
Download or read book How Do You Light a Fart written by Bobby Mercer and published by . This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Bobby Mercer
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440519870
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book How Do You Light a Fart? written by Bobby Mercer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-04-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fireworks and grenades. Grills and campfires. Burps and farts. Men get a kick out of things that go boom, things that cook with fire, and all forms of bodily gas. What they might not know is that science is what makes it all happen. This book answers all the questions guys have about their favorite topics, such as: How do you make a Lifesaver spark? How do you hotwire a car? Why do kegs float? What is PMS? Why doesn't a cell phone work in metal buildings? Serious science mixed with outrageous humor, this book promises guys the need-to-know info on sports, cars, technology, women, bodily functions, food, and more!
Author : P. J. Whitehill
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1435734424
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (357 download)
Download or read book Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting written by P. J. Whitehill and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-07-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 9781583940792
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 158008348X
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510724370
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Ninja Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
Author : Don H. Corrigan
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476650284
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)
Download or read book "I fart in your general direction!" written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-07-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
Author : Harry Marlin
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1426994966
Total Pages : 981 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (269 download)
Download or read book I'll Get By written by Harry Marlin and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 981 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Harry Marlin met everything in life head on. This collection of his writing explores a lifetime's experiences-growing up in tiny Blanket, Texas, during the Great Depression; flying combat missions over Germany during World War II; and managing life's perplexities. Called the "Will Rogers of Central Texas," Marlin wrote a weekly column for the Brownwood Bulletin for eleven years. I'll Get By presents the first volume of compilations of his best stories taking a humorous look at a plethora of topics. "The Barbecue Smokes, but the Customers Can't" explores the ins and outs of the Texas tradition of barbecuing. In "Where Summer's Lovely Roses Still Bloom," Marlin reminisces about the dreadful summers spent picking cotton. "The Place They Didn't Catch Clyde Barrow" describes how the news of Bonnie and Clyde running rampant in 1934 took the edge off of an otherwise depressing existence. Colorful and witty, I'll Get By provides insights into life in rural Texas during the Great Depression and shows that humor can provide relief in many challenging situations.
Author : Scott A. Sorensen
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762454466
Total Pages : 85 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)
Download or read book Fart Dictionary written by Scott A. Sorensen and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
Author : Ben Applebaum
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452124213
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)
Download or read book The Fart Tootorial written by Ben Applebaum and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of The Book of Beer Pong and The Book of Beer Awesomeness, this illuminating and hilarious volume features everything a person could ever wish to know (and more!) about everyone's favorite bodily function. It's loaded with interesting information, from the history of farts to different types of flatulence ("Much like a fingerprint, no two farts sound—or smell—alike"). Also featuring the best fart techniques, defenses, and pranks, The Fart Tootorial will make any reader a master of the gas we pass.
Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1580080111
Total Pages : 191 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)
Download or read book Who Cut the Cheese? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 1998-12-01 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206391
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.
Author : Shana Chartier
Publisher : Clean Reads
ISBN 13 : 9781621357124
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (571 download)
Download or read book Hooray, I Farted! written by Shana Chartier and published by Clean Reads. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggle with your children as you read through this rhyming book about that silliest of sounds: farts! Learn all about animals while laughing through pages of that universally funny form of humor, and try not to toot along!
Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110154757X
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1526361892
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 163501882X
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)
Download or read book Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-20 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts Advent Calendar 2014 - 25 Christmas Carol For Kids He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation, aliens, or some extraterrestrial and/or unhuman powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokio where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about is the urge to countdown to Christmas the coolest way. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality over Christmas time. Timmie won't give you more hints because he does not want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! Following him & count down to Christmas: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints more...
Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
