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Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Joke Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Jolly Joke Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Jolly Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horrid Henry's friends and enemies all think his first joke book was such a great idea that they want to write one, too! Themed sections from each of Henry's classmates and some of his teachers include Ralph's Rude Jokes, Gurinder's Gorgeous Jokes, Weepy William's 'Wah Nobody Laughed at My Jokes' Jokes, Boudica's Battle Jokes and Fangmangler Jokes. Of course Henry's determined to have the last word with the funniest and grossest jokes of all.
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's All Time Favourite Joke Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's All Time Favourite Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-03-15 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh your head off with Horrid Henry, his family, friends and enemies as they present more hilarious, ridiculously ribtickling jokes.
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Purple Hand Gang Joke Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Purple Hand Gang Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2011-02-15 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh your head off with Horrid Henry, Rude Ralph and the rest of the Purple Hand Gang as they present a selection of the best, most hilarious, ridiculously ribtickling jokes sent in by Horrid Henry fans everywhere.
Download or read book Horrid Henry written by Francesca Simon and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-04-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horrid Henry and his neighbor Moody Margaret decide to make the most sloppy, slimy, sludgy, sticky, smelly, gooey, gluey, gummy, greasy, gloppy glop possible. Is it the best glop in the world or the worst thing that's ever happened to them? Plus three other stories so funny we can't even mention them here. DISCOVER THE SERIES BOYS AND GIRLS AROUND THE WORLD LOVE TO READ! Francesca Simon is one of the world's best-loved children's authors. She is the only American to have ever won the Galaxy Book Award, and her creation, Horrid Henry, is the #1 bestselling chapter book series in the UK—with a hit TV show and over fifteen million copies sold! Each book contains four easy-to-read stories and hilarious illustrations by the one and only Tony Ross, so even the most reluctant of readers won't be able to resist Henry's amazing talent for trouble! "Will make you laugh out loud." —Sunday Times FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HORRID HENRY AT JABBERWOCKYKIDS.COM! PRAISE FOR HORRID HENRY Why Horrid Henry? Kids love it! "I love the Horrid Henry books by Francesca Simon. They have lots of funny bits in. And Henry always gets into trouble!" Mia, age 6, BBC Learning is Fun "It's easy to see why Horrid Henry is the bestselling character for 5-8 year olds." Liverpool Echo Because it's funny "My two boys love this book and I have actually had tears running down my face and had to stop reading because of laughing so hard. My oldest son is rereading all the books in this series on his own now and he still loves them. Happy reading!" T. Franklin, Parent "A modern comic classic." SF Said, Guardian Children's Books Supplement Kids get to be harmlessly rebellious "Henry is a beguiling hero who has entranced millions of reluctant readers... little rebels will love this collection and even little angels will be secretly thrilled by Henry's anti-heroic behaviour." Herald Henry's naughtiness is a yardstick against which children can get a sense of their own moral goodness and social justice "What is brilliant about the books is that Henry never does anything that is subversive. She creates an aura of supreme naughtiness (of which children are in awe) but points out that he operates within a safe and secure world." Emily Turner, Angels And Urchins Magazine Reaches the most important age group - children who are learning to read "I have tried out the Horrid Henry books with groups of children as a parent, as a babysitter, and as a teacher. Children love to either hear them read aloud or to read them themselves. The books are spot on for the 5-8 age range and are fun for the adults who share them too." Danielle Hall, Teacher The structure provides new readers with a real sense of accomplishment "My son is 7 years old and a big Horrid Henry fan. This book lived up to his expectations! Horrid Henry is like most boys: he always has a plan and is always getting into mischief! It was amusing, and he could not put it down. Can't wait for the next. He read it cover to cover by himself in 2 days! That for me sells a book! He can't wait for the next one to be published. He has recommended it to all his friends." Mrs. Tami Gold, Parent Reaches both boys and girls equally "Wonderfully appealing to girls and boys alike, a precious rarity at this age." Judith Woods, Times Books A global publishing phenomenon with 12 million copies sold!
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Big Bad Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Big Bad Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-08-07 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten favourite Horrid Henry stories, all about school. He gives the class nits, encounters a demon dinner lady, does his best to sabotage the school sports day, finds ingenious ways to get round doing his homework and reading books, and is publicly mortified by a pair of pink underpants. Francesca Simon has supplied extra material - complete lists of Horrid Henry's favourite and most hated teachers and classmates, accounts of his best and worst lessons, pages from his exercise book, school reports, a poem by himself, and more. Tony Ross has specially coloured some of the pictures and added some new ones, to make this a gorgeous new collection that all Horrid Henry fans will adore, even if they've read the stories already.
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Joke Book *Custom* by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Joke Book *Custom* written by Francesca Simon and published by . This book was released on 2004-05-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry Rocks by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry Rocks written by Francesca Simon and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Henry is up to his usual mischief: annoying his younger brother, ruining Moody Margaret's sleepover, and irritating his teacher, Mrs. Battleaxe—not to mention trying to manipulate his family into seeing his favorite band—the Killer Boy Rats. "Kids will love reading the laugh-out-loud funny stories about someone whose behavior is even worse than their own." —School Library Journal "Not since 'Nate the Great' has an early reader series created such a buzz." —Los Angeles Times "Will engage even the most reluctant readers." —Publishers Weekly
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Mighty Joke Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Mighty Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horrid Henry's friends are so keen to hamper Henry's humour, after the success of their contributions to his JOLLY JOKE BOOK, that they're willing to pay Henry to include their jokes in his next book. But they don't realise that Henry has saved his best gags for this book, so their hard-earned money will be misspent when their anecdotes are overshadowed. Themed sections include Fluffy's Jokes and Greasy Greta's Greasy Jokes, as well as typically hilarious jokes from Henry in this brand new collection.
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : May Roche
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Book Synopsis The Missing Golden Ticket and Other Splendiferous Secrets by : Roald Dahl
Download or read book The Missing Golden Ticket and Other Splendiferous Secrets written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-09-02 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Secrets and surprises from Roald Dahl! Feast your eyes on a secret! Between these covers is a long-lost chapter—and the original ending—from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and other delicious never-before-seen tidbits from Mr. Wonka's factory. Then slip into some tasty tales from Roald Dahl's life to discover more about the world's No. 1 storyteller. No Roald Dahl collection is complete without this splendiferous treat!
Download or read book Verity written by Colleen Hoover and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.
Book Synopsis Mrs Wobble the Waitress by : Allan Ahlberg
Download or read book Mrs Wobble the Waitress written by Allan Ahlberg and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2017-06-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mrs Wobble LOVES her job as a waitress but, oh dear, there's one big problem - she wobbles!! And when she wibbles and wobbles and drops jelly everywhere, it's time for a new job! Luckily, Mr Wobble, and all the Wobble children have a cunning plan . . .
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Biggest and Best Ever Joke Book - 3-in-1 by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Biggest and Best Ever Joke Book - 3-in-1 written by Francesca Simon and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-03-13 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first three Horrid Henry joke books - HORRID HENRY'S JOKE BOOK, HORRID HENRY'S MIGHTY JOKE BOOK and HORRID HENRY'S JOLLY JOKE BOOK - collected together in one outrageously funny bumper volume. Horrid Henry fans will laugh their heads off! What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it ripens. How do you make a goldfish age? Take out the 'g'. What is Beethoven doing in his grave? De-composing!
Book Synopsis Annoying Orange Totally Annoying Joke Book by :
Download or read book Annoying Orange Totally Annoying Joke Book written by and published by Egmont Books (UK). This book was released on 2013 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title features freshly squeezed comedy from the internet sensation, "Annoying Orange"! It is a totally annoying joke book packed with groan-worthy jokes and puns that kids will love to share. Annoying Orange's anarchic humour and love of puns make this Joke Book the perfect format for the brand. Readers will find themselves in PEELS of laughter as they devour these rib-tickling jokes and hilarious illustrations of Annoying Orange and his foodie friends. Now the fun can continue long after your computer has been switched off!
Download or read book Tell Me Another Joke written by and published by . This book was released on 1974 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Annual 2017 by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Annual 2017 written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's. This book was released on 2016-12-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Horrid Henry for another jam-packed year of fun, with help from his foulest friends and most evil enemies - this is a must for any Horrid Henry fan! Full of awesome activities, quizzes, puzzles, jokes, extracts, and much more, this is Henry's most amazing annual yet. Get ready to spend March with Moody Margaret, have a super summer with Sour Susan, and celebrate a cracking Christmas with Henry himself - the year has never been so horrid! The perfect gift for Horrid Henry fans.
