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Book Synopsis Holy Shit, You're 76 by : Anna Bolton
Download or read book Holy Shit, You're 76 written by Anna Bolton and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-16 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unusual novelty 76th Birthday gifts/present. More than a birthday card a gift as well. With undated Planner/Diary and blank wide lined paper, can be used for college, the work place Gratitude Diary and/or many other everyday uses. Handy compact size of 6x9ins to fit in purses handbags backpacks. 130 pages. Also in this range are all ages 20 to 80 years old
Book Synopsis Holy Crap! You're 76 by : Timothy Publishing
Download or read book Holy Crap! You're 76 written by Timothy Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-29 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny Crap Excellent pun 76th Birthday Gift Journal / Diary / Notebook is an IDEAL gift idea! It is 6 x 9 inches in size with 110 blank lined pages with a Floral theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.
Book Synopsis Holy Crap You're 76! by : Blaze Publishing
Download or read book Holy Crap You're 76! written by Blaze Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-29 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny 76th Birthday Gift Journal / Diary / Notebook makes for a great birthday card / greeting card present! It is 6 x 9 inches in size with 110 blank lined pages with a white background theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.
Download or read book Holy Crap written by Brian Morris and published by eLectio Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Today is the day to consider confident hope as an option in the struggles of life instead of it becoming a residual outcome of despair." Are you now or have you ever been in a painful season of life that you thought would never end? Have you ever felt as if no one were listening in the darkest hours of your life? Pain in life will either become, by default, an obstacle course of survival or, by intention, an opportunity to learn critical lessons that positively impact your life's journey. Holy Crap: Finding God's Presence in your Pain is about mistakes made and lessons learned. It will lift you from despair in depression to hope in redemption. Through the author's horrific and shocking yet wonderful and life-changing journey, you will find valuable lessons to reignite passion and vision for your life.
Book Synopsis Holy Shit I'm 76 by : Royal Journals
Download or read book Holy Shit I'm 76 written by Royal Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Funny Guest Book Birthday Gift Has: Room for up to 496 guests Front page with space to personalize with a name of the person being celebrated 100 High Quality Pages ( 5 Guests in every page ) 8.5" x 8.5" ( Most Used Size for Guestbooks ) a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel 76th Birthday Guestbook Help you recapture some of those memories from your special day with comments from the guests. With ''Holy Shit I'm 76'' lettered beautifully on the front cover, its pages offer a generous amount of space for guests names, well wishes, mailing addresses, and email addresses. It's a day to remember with this attractive guest book featuring beautiful Black with Premuim Emoticon by Royal Journals. For more 76th birthday guest books and gifts consider searching for "Royal Journals 76" ( other numbers also available ).
Download or read book Holy Shit written by Chris Viloria and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2020-06-01 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holy Shit By: Chris Viloria The Speaker decided to take physical form when the stars were in alignment with Gemini. Being a Gemini means his planetary ruler is Mercury, and he will continuously hit you with the right words at the right time due to his ability to relate with any person on ANY level imaginable. The Speaker plans to awaken everyone consciously to the real world we live in, the one that is hidden in plain sight, using only words. The Speaker does not believe in small talk as he will speak with powerful words to build strong foundational relationships. Our world is undergoing a slow, but sure fast-growing consciousness shift. First and foremost, WE as a human race first need to address the problem that humans ARE the problem in order to save this planet. To end the cycle of our B.S, we should be planting healthy and positive seeds deep within the minds of the youth as they will one day be the ones running the show. And the cycle they are currently caught in is leading us all to our deaths. The truth written in this book and the many more to come will be spread throughout the entire world “as far as the blue stretches across in the sky.” Soon, we will all be on the same page when The Speaker has opened everyone's third eye for them in the future. Welcome to The “Dimension.”
Book Synopsis Holy Sh!t We're Alive by : Doug Cartwright
Download or read book Holy Sh!t We're Alive written by Doug Cartwright and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-10 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Participating in psychedelic ceremonies with shamans from the Amazon. Diving headfirst into rituals at Burning Man. Flying across the world to work with spiritual gurus in Bali. These were never on Doug Cartwright's radar as "must-have" experiences, but when you're a twentysomething ex-Mormon ex-millionaire living deeply unfulfilled after doing everything you were "supposed to," you start searching for a normal reality far from your original version. This book is Doug's story, a psychedelic journey into meditation, silent retreats, astrophysics, neuroscience, philosophy, and all forms of self-healing. It's how he found the purpose of life, realized his mistakes, and built a new reality. Doug's story is how he shifted his perspective on life-and it's how you can learn to shift yours. In Holy Sh!t We're Alive, Doug shows you how to live with intention, trust yourself, and show up every day for a meaningful life. You'll learn mind-blowing facts and important clues to understand your existence and unique contributions. Self-love can be your superpower. No matter who you are or where you've been, this book gives you permission-and motivation-to do the work and throw out the garbage holding you back so you, too, can maximize your human experience.
Download or read book Sky written by Ywain Penbrydd and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-06 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of stories spanning 25 years in the lives of an unusual couple. Sin is a gifted man with the ability to bend the will of others to his whim, and Sebastian is the feral undergrad who can resist his supernatural charm. Their relationship gives a glimpse into the neuroses of life outside the standard tropes. Within these pages they meet a band of social rejects, haphazardly bound by their eccentricities, who entice Sebastian into life as a rock star, and change all their lives forever.
Download or read book Physical written by Buddy Thomas and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 1994 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book There's No Manual written by Beth Newell and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The info-packed, truth-telling guide expectant and new mothers have been screaming into their pillows for. So you're making a person...and no one will stop telling you what to do about it. Your friends, your neighbors, your Uber driver--everyone is giving you unsolicited advice, to which Beth and Jackie say: F*ck advice! There's no "right" way to be pregnant or a new mom, only stretchy pants to be worn and choices to be made. This illustrated guide asks and answers all the essential questions that pop up from the first trimester to the fourth, such as: Should I have an unmedicated or drugged-out birth? (Up to you!) Will I have time to pee as a new mom? (Maybe!) How do I avoid hating my partner? (That's a little more complicated.) Funny, feminist, and, above all, pro-mom, this book is an actually useful baby shower gift.
Book Synopsis Holy Shit I'm 79 by : Royal Journals
Download or read book Holy Shit I'm 79 written by Royal Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-24 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Funny journal Birthday Gift Has: 120 wide-ruled lined pages 6" x 9" size - big enough for your writing and small enough to take with you white-color paper, perfect for ink, gel pens, pencils or colored pencils a cover page where you can enter your name and other information a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel This journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more. Use it as a diary or gratitude journal, a travel journal or to record your food intake or progress toward your fitness goals. The simple lined pages allow you to use it however you wish. Journals to Write In offers a wide variety of journals, so keep one by your bedside as a dream journal, one in your car to record mileage and expenses, one by your computer for login names and passwords, and one in your purse or backpack to jot down random thoughts and inspirations throughout the day. Paper journals never need to be charged and no batteries are required! You only need your thoughts and dreams and something to write with. These journals also make wonderful gifts, so put a smile on someone's face today!
Book Synopsis Kiss Number 8 by : Colleen AF Venable
Download or read book Kiss Number 8 written by Colleen AF Venable and published by First Second. This book was released on 2019-03-12 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 2019 National Book Award for Young People’s Literature Longlist Selection A 2019 New York Public Library Best Books for Kids A 2020 Tayshas Reading List Selection A 2020 Maverick Graphic Novel Reading List Selection Mads is pretty happy with her life. She goes to church with her family, and minor league baseball games with her dad. She goofs off with her best friend Cat, and has thus far managed to avoid getting kissed by Adam, the boy next door. It's everything she hoped high school would be... until all of a sudden, it's not. Her dad is hiding something big—so big it could tear her family apart. And that’s just the beginning of her problems: Mads is starting to figure out that she doesn't want to kiss Adam... because the only person she wants to kiss is Cat. Kiss Number 8, a graphic novel from writer Colleen AF Venable and illustrator Ellen T. Crenshaw, is a layered, funny, sharp-edged story of teen sexuality and family secrets.
Download or read book The Butcher written by Jennifer Hillier and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-24 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inheriting his childhood home in Seattle from the grandfather who hunted down a serial killer decades earlier, Matt, a restaurateur, makes a discovery about his girlfriend's mother that reveals terrible truths about the past.
Book Synopsis Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way by : Bruce Campbell
Download or read book Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way written by Bruce Campbell and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What you're reading right now is known as the "flap copy." This is where the 72,444 words of my latest book, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, are cooked down to fit in a 3 1⁄2-by-9 1⁄2-inch column. But how does one do that with a fictional story about a B movie actor's disastrous attempt to finally star in a big-budget Hollywood movie? Do you tantalize readers with snappy zingers like the one in chapter six where Biff the Wonder Boy says, "You may be bred in ol' Kentucky, but you're only a crumb up here"? Or do you reveal pivotal plot points like the one at the end of the book where the little girl on crutches points an accusing finger and shouts, "The killer is Mr. Potter!" I have too much respect for you as an attention-deficient consumer to attempt such an obvious ruse. But let's not play games here. You've already picked up the book, so you either: A. Know who I am B. Like the cool smoking jacket I'm wearing on the cover C. Have just discovered that the bookstore restroom is out of toilet paper Is this a relationship book? Well, if by "relationship book" you mean that the characters in it have relationships or are related to someone, then yes, absolutely. Will you learn how to pick up chicks? Good heavens, I can only hope so, though for best results in that department you should both read this book and be Brad Pitt. Is it a sequel to my autobiography, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor? Sadly, no, which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher, I haven't "done" enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir. Is it an "autobiographical novel"? Yes. I'm the lead character in the story and I'm a real person and everything in the book actually happened, except for all the stuff that didn't. Mostly, the action revolves around my preparations for a pivotal role in director Mike Nichols's A-list relationship film Let's Make Love!, starring Richard Gere, Renée Zellweger, and Christopher Plummer. This is the kind of break most actors can only dream of. But my Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fare is hampered by a vengeful studio executive and a production that becomes infected by something called the "B movie virus," symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects, slapstick, and projectile vomiting. When someone fingers me as the guy responsible for the virus, thus ruining my good standing in the entertainment industry (hey, I said it was fiction, okay?), I become a fugitive racing against the clock, an innocent patsy battling the shadowy forces of the studio system to clear my name, save my career, and destroy the Death Star. In a jaw-dropping twist worthy of Hitchcock (page 274), you'll gasp as I turn the tables on Hollywood and attempt to salvage my reputation in a town where you're only as good as your last remake. From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison, this novel has it all. If you like John Grisham, Tom Clancy, or one too many run-on sentences, you'll absolutely love Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. And if the 72,444 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics. Regards, Bruce "Don't Call Me Ash" Campbell ~ Bruce Campbell's first book, If Chins Could Kill, was a major sleeper hit and became a New York Times and national bestseller. His immense energy and sharp wit are in evidence again in Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, a novel that will have readers laughing out loud.
Book Synopsis Oh Fuck, You're 76. Time to Get Shit Faced! by : Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books
Download or read book Oh Fuck, You're 76. Time to Get Shit Faced! written by Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Fuck, You're 76. Time To Get Shit Faced! Also available for both men and women in ages from 18 to 110, just click our Author name "Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books" to see more. Our birthday card message book also makes a great party guest book and is a much better keepsake gift than a throw away flimsy card. With 100 individual message pages, it's almost like 100 birthday cards in one. Great for birthday parties for friends, family and co-workers. More about this book: 100 individual message pages ready to be written on. Space for the recipient's name on the first page. Quality matte soft cover. More ages for men and women by clicking on our author name below the title.
Download or read book Quantum Bullsh*t written by Chris Ferrie and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-01-17 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Science is so f*cking rad. We don't deserve it. What actually is quantum physics? If you can answer that questions without bullsh*tting the person standing next to you in the bookstore, you can stop reading right now. But although most of us don't actually understand quantum physics, we know that it's mystical and awesome, and if we understood it we'd probably be rich and beautiful and happy, right? After all, there are plenty of people out there trying to sell you quantum crystals to align your quantum energy with your quantum destiny. Can they all be wrong? Spoiler: yes. Yes, they can. There is no such thing as quantum crystals. Sorry! Luckily, as pseudo-science takes over the internet and it's getting harder and harder to separate alternative facts from real science, Chris Ferrie (an actual quantum physicist!) is here to explain quantum physics in a way that makes sense, so you can see the hucksters and bullsh*tters coming from a mile away—and school them in what quantum entanglement actually is (it has nothing to do with your romantic life). If you f*cking love science and want to be slightly less dumb than you were when you woke up this morning, Quantum Bullsh*t is the truly out-of-this-world book for you.
Download or read book Cows written by Matthew Stokoe and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-31 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty-five-year-old Steven faces a bleak life with a sadistic mother and a job at a slaughterhouse where he is confronted with extreme violence and death.
