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Holy Shit Now I'm 31

Author : Royal Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book Holy Shit Now I'm 31 written by Royal Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-23 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Funny journal Birthday Gift Has: 120 wide-ruled lined pages 6" x 9" size - big enough for your writing and small enough to take with you white-color paper, perfect for ink, gel pens, pencils or colored pencils a cover page where you can enter your name and other information a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel This journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more. Use it as a diary or gratitude journal, a travel journal or to record your food intake or progress toward your fitness goals. The simple lined pages allow you to use it however you wish. Journals to Write In offers a wide variety of journals, so keep one by your bedside as a dream journal, one in your car to record mileage and expenses, one by your computer for login names and passwords, and one in your purse or backpack to jot down random thoughts and inspirations throughout the day. Paper journals never need to be charged and no batteries are required! You only need your thoughts and dreams and something to write with. These journals also make wonderful gifts, so put a smile on someone's face today!

Chew #31

Author : John Layman
Publisher : Image Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Chew #31 written by John Layman and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2013-01-23 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second half of CHEW starts here. With a funeral.

See Me

Author : Kat Bennett
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1039111939
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book See Me written by Kat Bennett and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-06-18 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Piper has a plan for her life, and motorcycle-riding, guitar-playing Mike absolutely does not fit into it. But when ignoring him becomes impossible, Piper decides to see what Mike has to offer. When a stranger attacks Piper outside her sister’s bar one night, things get complicated. She starts receiving threatening texts from unknown numbers, and a frightening man follows her everywhere she goes. Could Mike be everything Piper didn’t know she needed? If so, can she inspire Mike to settle down?

Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon

Author : James Hibberd
Publisher : Corgi
ISBN 13 : 9780552177245
Total Pages : 464 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon written by James Hibberd and published by Corgi. This book was released on 2022-03-03 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Zombie Apocalypse! Fightback

Author : Stephen Jones
Publisher : Robinson
ISBN 13 : 1780336551
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book Zombie Apocalypse! Fightback written by Stephen Jones and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-10-04 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This long-awaited sequel to the bestselling Zombie Apocalypse! is once again a 'mosaic novel' which weaves together contributions from big-name horror writers in the form of essays, reports, letters, official documents and transcripts to create a coherent and compelling narrative. In volume one old-school, flesh-eating zombies spread 'The Death' around the world. Now, the fightback begins. Praise for Zombie Apocalypse: Clever, gruesome, poignant and pacy . . . it's hard to avoid this book's clutches - much like the shambling corpses that fill its pages. Financial Times. 'An innovative, collaborative venture.' The Bookseller. 'Moving, funny, terrifying and strikingly original.' SFX.

Swerving Down the Highway

Author : Squire Malloy
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1465386351
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (653 download)

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Download or read book Swerving Down the Highway written by Squire Malloy and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-11 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Try if you will, to imagine a time when automobiles were virtual bars, DWI roadblocks were in their infancy and MADD's mothers were still in utero. A time when "impaired" drivers were not vilified and hunted down like wild animals, but praised and admired for their deftness, agility, and multitasking ability. Ah my friends, but not so many years ago such an era did exist! Herein lies the tales of the brave young men who took to their vehicles, beer can in hand, fearing nothing but incompetent sober drivers and the occasional moving telephone pole.

Holy Shit I'm 31 Journal

Author : Bizz-Art Bizz-Art Store
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (3 download)

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Download or read book Holy Shit I'm 31 Journal written by Bizz-Art Bizz-Art Store and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-24 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best gifts are both personal and functional and that's why a Notebook is always a fantastic choice! This Funny Journal is a Perfect Gift for your love on birthday, Anniversary, Christmas or any time you want to get a smile out of your love. Grab this amazing journal gift now! -Lined Interior -Cover Finish: Matte- 120pages- 6*9

Big Book of Random Crap (Book Four)

Author : Sam Backhouse
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1326844539
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Big Book of Random Crap (Book Four) written by Sam Backhouse and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-05 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dark time is taking place in the comic universe. Darth Oliveder has had a giant Death Shrimp made with the help of Pissed off Peter. She has also kidnapped Princess Rubber. On the Planet Smudge, Mister Skyrunnerbean, owner of Rude 2 Dog 2 and -3° c P.O* (*P.O standing for Pissed Off), is unaware of what is going on. On the Planet Vwarg, Obi Wan Amazing, Hand Stretcho, The Idiot Box Jedi and Supermarketjedi are busy helping the Vwargians build a giant finger to crush the Death Shrimp. Oop's! I gave too much away there. sambackhouse.com

The Guardian

Author : Katie Klein
Publisher : Katie Klein Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Guardian written by Katie Klein and published by Katie Klein Books. This book was released on with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s against the rules for a Guardian to fall in love with their mortal charge, but it’s too late for Seth, the supernatural playboy assigned to look after Genesis Green. Because the night Genesis crawls from the wreckage of her boyfriend’s totaled SUV, just before she slips into the darkness, Seth calls out to her, promising everything will be okay. It’s this mysterious voice that pulls Genesis back from the brink, and when Seth finally steps into her world, Genesis is just as drawn to him as he is to her. When she begins having strange visions—something she attributes to the head trauma she suffered from the accident—the Guardian Council, an otherworldly force of good, reaches out, asking for her help. If Genesis agrees, she will engage a line of enemies stronger than any mortal has ever known, and if they learn she is helping to minimize or undo their damage, she will become their main target. Even with supernatural protection, there’s no guarantee Seth can keep Genesis safe. All he can see is everything that might go wrong should she agree to help them, and losing her would be the end of him. Faced with an ultimatum, Genesis must choose between the Guardian she might be falling in love with and a mission that could bring her life the meaning she’s so desperate to find. But what happens when the line between reality and the celestial becomes so blurred it’s impossible to determine who’s real and who’s otherworldly, and worse: who's good and who's evil? Fans of the Twilight and Hush, Hush sagas will revel in this epic urban fantasy trilogy detailing a battle that has raged for millennia. Download Book One Today! Praise for The Guardian “Intense, action-packed, and romantic in every way possible.” —A.C. “A real page-turner.” —Francie “Couldn't put it down. [Katie Klein] makes her books well worth reading!” —Michelle “Amazing!” —Jamie “I started this book yesterday, and as of tonight I've purchased and read the entire trilogy. It's a perfect YA book in length, character development, and has some nice little life lessons thrown in, too.” —Ellie “The plot is thrilling and the characters so realistic.” —Hailey “Will keep you reading until the very end. Crazy, fun, exciting, and imaginative.” —A-K Book Club “Hard to put down. I highly recommend.” —Michele Keywords: guardian/bodyguard romance, angels and demons, urban fantasy, paranormal love, YA coming of age, dystopian love story

CHRYSALIS

Author : Rachelle Chartrand
Publisher : Archway Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1452520062
Total Pages : 351 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (525 download)

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Download or read book CHRYSALIS written by Rachelle Chartrand and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2014-09-10 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On December 23, 1985, Rachelle received a diary for her thirteenth birthday. Her first entry was a pact with God. Either she would have a boyfriend by New Year's Eve or she would kill herself. She got a boyfriend. Twenty-six years later, Rachelle receives a different kind of gift for her 39th birthday: a visceral vision. When she turns 40, she will turn into a butterfly. After decades of delinquency, promiscuity, bulimia, alcoholism and two failed marriages, Rachelle is eager to shed her caterpillar life for good. She buys a new diary and makes a new pact, dedicating the next year to her butterfly emergence and vowing to follow any guidance the Universe provides. It whispers back two words: Inspired Ideas. CHRYSALIS: A Dark and Delicious Diary of Emergence chronicles Rachelle's heart-wrenching, heart-healing metamorphic year. It is a profound and provocative memoir of forgiveness, acceptance and self-love.

Sex, Lies and The Dirty

Author : Nik Richie
Publisher : Feral House
ISBN 13 : 1936239663
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (362 download)

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Download or read book Sex, Lies and The Dirty written by Nik Richie and published by Feral House. This book was released on 2013-04-19 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TheDirty.com, a heavily trafficked online gossip sheet, was created by an entrepreneur by the name of Nik Richie--whose Iranian parents named him Hooman Karamian. Richie's appearances on programs like Dr. Phil, Anderson Cooper 360, Nancy Grace, and 20/20 suddenly provided him with notoriety as the Internet's bad boy, whose site is employed by angry ex-mates (of both sexes) to post sordid and vengeful revelations online. TheDirty.com also presents opinionated comments from Nik himself about the shape of women's bodies, as well as a language particular to his site. "Porta-Potties" describes women who prostitute themselves to perverse Saudi royalty. "The Greg" refers to his or anyone else's penis, and "Scooby" refers to his sidekick friend. Sex, Lies and The Dirty is Nik's confession of the backstage realities of his website, and his sordid lifestyle prior to hooking up with his lovely wife Shayne. Nik Richie is the host of a weekly web-radio show that commands a million listeners each week. And along with his wife Shayne, he will star in the upcoming VH1 reality series, Couples Therapy. The controversy has just begun.

Holy Sh!t We're Alive

Author : Doug Cartwright
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781544521206
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book Holy Sh!t We're Alive written by Doug Cartwright and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-10 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Participating in psychedelic ceremonies with shamans from the Amazon. Diving headfirst into rituals at Burning Man. Flying across the world to work with spiritual gurus in Bali. These were never on Doug Cartwright's radar as "must-have" experiences, but when you're a twentysomething ex-Mormon ex-millionaire living deeply unfulfilled after doing everything you were "supposed to," you start searching for a normal reality far from your original version. This book is Doug's story, a psychedelic journey into meditation, silent retreats, astrophysics, neuroscience, philosophy, and all forms of self-healing. It's how he found the purpose of life, realized his mistakes, and built a new reality. Doug's story is how he shifted his perspective on life-and it's how you can learn to shift yours. In Holy Sh!t We're Alive, Doug shows you how to live with intention, trust yourself, and show up every day for a meaningful life. You'll learn mind-blowing facts and important clues to understand your existence and unique contributions. Self-love can be your superpower. No matter who you are or where you've been, this book gives you permission-and motivation-to do the work and throw out the garbage holding you back so you, too, can maximize your human experience.

F**k It

Author : John Parkin
Publisher : Hay House, Inc
ISBN 13 : 1781803927
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (818 download)

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Download or read book F**k It written by John Parkin and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2014-03-24 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: F**k It has taken the world by storm, helping countless people to let go, stop struggling and finally do what they want; to ignore what everyone else is telling them and go their own way. This now classic text has been updated with inspirational new material from John C. Parkin. In this inspiring and humorous book, John suggests that saying F**k It is the perfect Western expression of the Eastern spiritual ideas of letting go, giving up and finding real freedom by realising that things don't matter so much (if at all). It's a spiritual way that doesn't require chanting, meditating, wearing sandals or eating pulses. And it's the very power of this modern-day profanity that makes it perfect for shaking us Westerners out of the stress and anxiety that dominate our meaning-full lives. So, find out how to say F**k It to all your problems and concerns. Say F**k It to all the 'shoulds' in your life and finally do what you want to do, no matter what other people think.

Twisted

Author : Marie Porter
Publisher : eBookIt.com
ISBN 13 : 0984604081
Total Pages : 191 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (846 download)

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Download or read book Twisted written by Marie Porter and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2012-07-10 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a morning spent running errands for their new home, Marie and Michael Porter's lives were turned upside down -along with the lives of thousands of others. On the afternoon of May 22, 2011, North Minneapolis was devastated by a tornado Twisted recounts the Porters' first 11 months, post tornado. Rebuilding their house, working around the challenges presented by inadequate insurance coverage. Frustration at repeated bouts of incompetence and greed from their city officials. Dealing with issues such as loss of control, logistics, change, and over-stimulation, as two adults with Aspergers. With the help of social media - and the incredibly generous support of the geek community - the Porters were able to emerge from the recovery marathon without too much of a hit to their sanity levels. New friends were made, new skills learned, and a "new" house emerged from the destruction. Twisted is a roller coaster of emotion, personal observations, rants, humor, social commentary, set backs and triumphs. Subjects covered include: Opportunistic "Vultures," gawkers, new friendships, a bizarre gingerbread house, unique decisions made with the rebuild - including an internet-famous kitchen backsplash, "Tornado Claus," contractor drama, water balloons, DIY design and work, music, sensory overload, and details on how to cook jambalaya for almost 300 people, in the parking lot of a funeral home... should you ever find yourself in the position to do so! "Twisted" also includes many Twitter "tweets" from along the way - real time thoughts and feelings on the whole ordeal.

Today When High | Book I: High, Nice to Meet You

Author : Calum Nguyen
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1678107166
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (781 download)

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Download or read book Today When High | Book I: High, Nice to Meet You written by Calum Nguyen and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered where the mind wanders when you are in the state of being unsober? Friendship, relationship, family, sex, and other phenomena through the lens of a seemingly always lifted boy. Surreal sensation and the experience that is unspokenly universal. Because you are never alone in this world.

The Angelmaker

Author : Stephen Chensue
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557060923
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (57 download)

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Download or read book The Angelmaker written by Stephen Chensue and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-05-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the foothills and mountains of the American northwest, the deaths of a lamb and a pregnant teenager bring together, Jodi Higheagle, a beautiful veterinarian of Nez Perce descent, and Fred Wong, a half Chinese medical examiner with unusual talents. Their strange discoveries lead them on a dangerous journey into the bizarre world of a rising technoreligious sect known as the Temple of New Life. Together, they face off against the powerful and charismatic Reverend Baxter T. Drummond, a man obsessed by a childhood vision and haunted by a blighted past, whose creations will alter the fate of humanity.

This Is How Your Marriage Ends

Author : Matthew Fray
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0063072270
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book This Is How Your Marriage Ends written by Matthew Fray and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-03-22 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thoughtful, down-to-earth, contemporary guide to help partners identify and address relationship-killing behavior patterns in their own lives. Good people can be bad at relationships. One night during his divorce, after one too many vodkas and a call with a phone-in-therapist who told him to “journal his feelings,” Matthew Fray started a blog. He needed to figure out how his ex-wife went from the eighteen-year-old college freshman who adored him to the angry woman who thought he was an asshole and left him. As he pieced together the story of his marriage and its end, Matthew began to realize a hard truth: even though he was a decent guy, he was a bad husband. As he shared raw, uncomfortable, and darkly humorous first-person stories about the lessons he’d learned from his failed marriage, a peculiar thing happened. Matthew started to gain a following. In January 2016 a post he wrote—“She Divorced Me Because I left the Dishes by the Sink”—went viral and was read over four million times. Filtered through the lens of his own surprising, life-changing experience and his years counseling couples, This Is How Your Marriage Ends exposes the root problem of so many relationships that go wrong. We simply haven’t been taught any of the necessary skills, Matthew explains. In fact, it is sometimes the assumption that we are acting on good intentions that causes us to alienate our partners and foment mistrust. With the humorous, entertaining, and counterintuitive approach of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck, and the practical insights of The 5 Love Languages, This is How Your Marriage Ends helps readers identify relationship-killing behavior patterns in their own lives, and offers solutions to break free from the cycles of dysfunction and destruction. It is must-read for every partner no matter what stage–beginning, middle, or even end—of your relationship.