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Holy Crap

Author : Brian Morris
Publisher : eLectio Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1632131439
Total Pages : 191 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (321 download)

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Download or read book Holy Crap written by Brian Morris and published by eLectio Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Today is the day to consider confident hope as an option in the struggles of life instead of it becoming a residual outcome of despair." Are you now or have you ever been in a painful season of life that you thought would never end? Have you ever felt as if no one were listening in the darkest hours of your life? Pain in life will either become, by default, an obstacle course of survival or, by intention, an opportunity to learn critical lessons that positively impact your life's journey. Holy Crap: Finding God's Presence in your Pain is about mistakes made and lessons learned. It will lift you from despair in depression to hope in redemption. Through the author's horrific and shocking yet wonderful and life-changing journey, you will find valuable lessons to reignite passion and vision for your life.

Holy Crap

Author : David Hines
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1456864505
Total Pages : 207 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (568 download)

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Download or read book Holy Crap written by David Hines and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-03-09 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “We should start our own religion.” One simple sentence, one really bad idea. But to chronic underachievers Danny Welles and Walter James, starting a new religion sounded like the best idea they'd ever had. Those six little words would inspire them to write their own dogma, ensnare a gullible Hollywood star to be their spokesman, hijack the nation’s highest-rated TV talk show and create the Church of OK, a religion based on “positivity and permissiveness” that would fuel a media firestorm rocketing them to fame – and infamy. Holy Crap is a funny, satirical look at our modern culture, following its characters as they take on religion, Hollywood, television, the tabloids and each other with the goal to enrich lives – as well as their own bank accounts. It’s a journey filled with religious zealots, 7-Eleven hot dogs, Caddyshack as a Christian allegory, Kama Sutra with cats, a certain amount of substance abuse, and heartfelt sex on playground equipment.

Holy Crap! Chicken Soup for the Bowl

Author : Michelle Gallien
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 055743758X
Total Pages : 55 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (574 download)

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Download or read book Holy Crap! Chicken Soup for the Bowl written by Michelle Gallien and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-04-30 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HOLY CRAP! chicken soup for the bowl by Michelle Gallien

P.S. You're a Genius

Author : Kelly Trach
Publisher : BenBella Books
ISBN 13 : 1637740042
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (377 download)

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Download or read book P.S. You're a Genius written by Kelly Trach and published by BenBella Books. This book was released on 2021-11-30 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you feel like you’re doing it all and it’s still not enough? Discover your shortcut to success in P.S. You’re A Genius. After a lifetime of overachieving, aiming to be excellent at everything, and three failed tech startups in Silicon Valley, Kelly Trach was stirred by a simple question: What if I just did what I’m good at? Now a six-figure business coach, Kelly poses the same question to you: What if you just did what you’re good at? Despite conventional wisdom, the gifts and experience you need are already innate. Having that “it factor” or “special ingredient” isn’t as elusive as you may think. P.S. You’re a Genius takes you on a self-reflective journey to find your own gifts (especially when you don’t feel “gifted” at all), asking questions like: How are your idols a reflection of your own genius? What are you great at that nobody taught you how to do? How is your darkest shadow your greatest gift? What have you been unexpectedly criticized for? Through these questions and more, you’ll uncover the ways you naturally excel, relinquish the lie that you’re not “good enough,” and discover how to convincingly convey your value to anyone. In the process, you’ll unlock the gumption to go after what you really want and ditch the mindset blocks holding you back—because YOU have an inherent genius. You just have to find it.

Hyperbole and a Half

Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451666187
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

An Ongoing Investigation

Author : Timothy Daniels
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency
ISBN 13 : 1609114418
Total Pages : 387 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book An Ongoing Investigation written by Timothy Daniels and published by Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s winter in San Diego, and U.S. Customs Special Agent Jimmy Maxwell is working hard at Operation Alliance, a border narcotics task force trying to stem the flow of narcotics being smuggled into the U.S. from Mexico. During one of his investigations, an attempt is made on his life, followed by a handful of other attempts over the course of the next several months. As Jimmy fights to stay in San Diego against the wishes of management, who want him moved for his own safety and that of his co-workers, Jimmy’s love interest, Margie Gray, begins showing signs of stress. She’s not only worried about Jimmy’s safety, but that she will likely be transferred to Washington, D.C. As tensions mount, Jimmy struggles with his choices, even as the ongoing investigation finally comes to a head. There’s trouble brewing in San Diego!

From Hitler to Jim Crow to Obama

Author : ChitlinKraut
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1453518010
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book From Hitler to Jim Crow to Obama written by ChitlinKraut and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-11-20 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julian, online, I took note of an alarming number of thisisbyus writers posting horrendous and racist comments about a young Senator from Illinois, actively campaigning for President of the United States. Posting under the moniker “Gabby on the Gulf Coast” I promoted From Hitler to Jim Crow, a story about the displaced in Pensacola, my goal: write for the world and move forward the first-hand accounts about their struggles. I so wanted the world to care about the continued and unrelenting day-to-day plight of human beings who lost everything due to a hurricane. While some thisisbyus writers posted words revealing genuine concern and some provided positive feedback regarding the prose I chose there were countless others who took issue with the title, From Hitler to Jim Crow. Up to this point I never realized how many writers peddled their influence via virtual words attempting to set their plans of distraction in place against Senator Obama. Embracing a laissez-faire attitude has never been my style and I understood the price for the poor, the displaced, was too high for me to remain silent where these savvy writers were concerned. As these writers began using Hitler and his ideology in their comparisons to Senator Obama I found myself becoming increasingly insulted. Julian, I am proud to be an American, though naturalized, and using any analogy to Hitler enabled me to confront their criminal words as it became clear Senator Obama had a real shot at the White House. Conversely, Senator Hillary Clinton’s supporters became to a greater extent venomous with what I perceived to be their race-based objections used as diversions when they saw the handwriting on the wall Senator Obama was becoming the frontrunner in the race to the White House. As I held tight to my dream and goal to show the plight of the displaced in Pensacola I found myself washed into a political hurricane once other writers became more and more aware of the strength of my conviction that Senator Obama was the only logical choice for President of the United States of America.

YOUR STORY

Author : MAYURI VALANJU
Publisher : Spectrum of Thoughts
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book YOUR STORY written by MAYURI VALANJU and published by Spectrum of Thoughts. This book was released on 2022-02-04 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Everyone has a story to tell. Everyone is a writer, some are written in the books and some are confined to hearts.” By Savi Sharma

How to Be a Bawse

Author : Lilly Singh
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0425286479
Total Pages : 403 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book How to Be a Bawse written by Lilly Singh and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the People’s Choice Award winner for Favorite YouTube Star and host of NBC’s A Little Late with Lilly Singh comes the definitive guide to being a bawse: a person who exudes confidence, hustles relentlessly, and smiles genuinely because he or she has fought through it all and made it out the other side. Lilly Singh isn’t just a superstar. She’s Superwoman—which is also the name of her wildly popular YouTube channel. Funny, smart, and insightful, the actress and comedian covers topics ranging from relationships to career choices to everyday annoyances. It’s no wonder she’s garnered more than a billion views. But Lilly didn’t get to the top by being lucky—she had to work for it. Hard. Now Lilly wants to share the lessons she learned while taking the world by storm, and the tools she used to do it. How to Be a Bawse is the definitive guide to conquering life. Make no mistake, there are no shortcuts to success, personal or professional. World domination requires real effort, dedication, and determination. Just consider Lilly a personal trainer for your life—with fifty rules to get you in the game, including • Let Go of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out): Temptation will try to steer you away from your goals. FOMO is just a test of your priorities, a test that a bawse is ready to pass. • Be Nice to People: Treat niceness like an item on your daily to-do list. People will go out of their way to help and support you because you make them feel good. • Schedule Inspiration: Lack of motivation isn’t permanent or a sign of weakness. Expect it and proactively schedule time to be creative. • Be the Dumbest: Challenge yourself by surrounding yourself with people who know more than you do. It’s a vital way to learn and improve. Told in Lilly’s hilarious, bold voice and packed with photos and candid stories from her journey to the top, How to Be a Bawse will make you love your life and yourself—even more than you love Beyoncé. (Yes, we said it!) WARNING: This book does not include hopeful thoughts, lucky charms, or cute quotes. That’s because success, happiness, and everything else you want in life need to be worked for, not wished for. In Lilly’s world, there are no escalators, only stairs. Get ready to climb. “Lilly is a bona fide #girlboss, boss, and bawse. Her meteoric rise has come with so many incredible lessons that we are all lucky to have access to. This book is a must-have for the hustler in all of us.”—Sophia Amoruso, founder and CEO, Girlboss

A&A: The Adventures of Archer & Armstrong Deluxe Edition HC

Author : Rafer Roberts
Publisher : Valiant Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1682152766
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book A&A: The Adventures of Archer & Armstrong Deluxe Edition HC written by Rafer Roberts and published by Valiant Entertainment. This book was released on 2018-07-11 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Harvey Award-nominated writer Rafer Roberts (HARBINGER RENEGADE) and superstar artists David Lafuente (Ultimate Spider-Man) and Mike Norton (Revival) as they take Valiant's (somewhat) dynamic duo on an all-out assault on the senses right here in the complete deluxe edition hardcover of the series The A.V. Club calls """"some of the most bold, original work in all of superhero comics right now..."""" Meet Armstrong: Since the ancient city of Ur, this immortal adventurer has spent the last 7,000 years drinking and carousing his way through history alongside some of the greatest merrymakers the world has ever known. Meet Archer: A sheltered teenage martial arts master and expert marksman that was raised for a single purpose ? to kill the devil incarnate. Little did he know that this undying evil was actually Armstrong (he's actually a pretty good guy? once you get to know him) and, since hitting the road together, the two have become great friends and even better partners. Now: Archer is about to set off on his most dangerous mission yet ? a quest into the mystic reaches of Armstrong's bottomless satchel to liberate his friend and comrade from the clutches of the mad god Bacchus! Collecting A&A: THE ADVENTURES OF ARCHER & ARMSTRONG #1-12, IMMORTAL BROTHERS: TALE OF THE GREEN KNIGHT #1, and ARMSTRONG AND THE VAULT OF SPIRITS #1 along with more than 20 pages of rarely seen art and extras!

The Five Secrets from Oz

Author : Steve Garrison
Publisher : Steve Garrison
ISBN 13 : 1439249741
Total Pages : 293 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (392 download)

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Download or read book The Five Secrets from Oz written by Steve Garrison and published by Steve Garrison. This book was released on 2009-10-08 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the greatest books ever written about life transformation and finding your inner light. This book is pure empowerment, packaged in a way that has never been done before.

Mark of Faith

Author : Rachel Harrison
Publisher : Games Workshop
ISBN 13 : 9781789990867
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (98 download)

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Download or read book Mark of Faith written by Rachel Harrison and published by Games Workshop. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At long last - the Adepta Sororitas are back! With the birth of the Cicatrix Maledictum the Imperium of Mankind suffers as never before. Conflict and corruption is rife on every front and precious little hope remains, save for those who hold to their faith when faced with destruction... Denied a martyr’s death during the battle for Ophelia VII, Sister Evangeline of the Order of Our Martyred Lady is blessed with a new and grave duty; to embark on a pilgrimage beyond the Great Rift to recover a precious and powerful artefact – the Shield of Saint Katherine. Accompanied by the enigmatic Inquisitor Ravara, who seeks her own closure in the veiled regions beyond the Rift, Evangeline must find a way to bear the weight of this unaskedfor destiny if she and her Sisters are to succeed in restoring a fragment of light to this new dark Imperium.

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Author : F.L. Fowler
Publisher : Clarkson Potter
ISBN 13 : 0385345224
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Rigged

Author : Michael Quiel
Publisher : Page Publishing, Inc
ISBN 13 : 1643348760
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (433 download)

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Download or read book Rigged written by Michael Quiel and published by Page Publishing, Inc. This book was released on 2020-05-27 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book adeptly shows just how easily the government can create financial crimes, and how brutal and life-changing the resulting prosecutions are, which take an otherwise law-abiding citizen and portray them as ‘Public Enemy #1.' Michael Quiel is to be commended for telling it how it is – the Justice System is ‘rigged.'" --Edward Snook - Editor-in-Chief, US Observer

Meteor Bites

Author : L. J. McKay
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1426964307
Total Pages : 293 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (269 download)

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Download or read book Meteor Bites written by L. J. McKay and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you believe in Aliens? I didn't, but I do now. Do you believe in Vampires? Shape shifters? I didn't, they're myths right? NOT! I believe now. Do you believe the Government is out to get us? Okay, yeah. We all believe that one. Common sense right? So if your life just got turned upside down, who would you trust? Who could you trust? When I figure that out I'll let you know... For now I'll just keep living My Crazy Ass life!

You're The One

Author : Michael J. Arend
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1525555553
Total Pages : 407 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book You're The One written by Michael J. Arend and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2019-12-10 with total page 407 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through unique and thought-provoking plots, Michael J. Arend combines action, suspense, political intrigue, betrayal, fast-paced adventure, alien contact, and even a bit of romance in the first two books of a three-part series. Creating an experience that will take readers out of their traditional understanding of reality and cause them to consider the infinite potential of not only their own existence, but the existence of all that surrounds them. BOOK ONE introduces readers to the main characters and follows them to the apocalypse and the birth of a new generation. After being chased by various factions, and coming to a critical realization about life, they make the quantum jump to the next dimension, leaving some of humanity behind to toil with what’s left. BOOK TWO follows the same characters, who slowly come to understand that they have known each other before and now must focus on helping a more awakened and magical dimension move on to the next step. With a myriad of twists and turns along the way, and an engaging “cast of characters,” Arend develops a picture of human existence— that we are all part of the whole, that we choose the details of our various incarnations, and that our purpose is to understand “the process” and learn about ourselves as part of one great, creating energy. An engaging and thoughtful storyteller, Mr. Arend will leave his audience anxious to read the final installment in this entertaining and inspiring trilogy.

Girl by the Tracks

Author : Julia Vellucci
Publisher : Ukiyoto Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9811802661
Total Pages : 371 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (118 download)

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Download or read book Girl by the Tracks written by Julia Vellucci and published by Ukiyoto Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 371 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mary Jess Parker, better-known as Jess as she’s no Mary, married a rich man for his money, cheated on him several times with far too many men to count, including their dishwasher, for two years. When the rich man finds out, Jess isn’t just kicked out of the house but is forced to drink a cup of oil due to her husband’s family using something similar to that during their railroad construction. However, this oil isn’t normal and makes her invisible from all pretty faces, and only seen by those that feel as lonely and invisible as her husband, who she can only divorce if she breaks the curse. This broken girl is given two and a half years to find love, the real, genuine kind, if she wants to be seen by everyone again. Jess soon begins to learn that no one has ever truly seen her before until she meets a man from her past, a train conductor that almost hits her with his train, Jaxson Smith. He’s just as much of a mess as she remembered, due to his wife’s passing and now being a single dad as he had a daughter with another woman, who isn’t in the picture. Love can be a dangerous battlefield with two very broken people, full of beauty and beasts within. When two very broken people manage to build each other back up and break the curse, can their love survive those that don’t really see them as they see each other or will it die like the fallen rose petals in the beloved fairytale?