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Book Synopsis Hold on to Your Pants by : Joseph Parsley
Download or read book Hold on to Your Pants written by Joseph Parsley and published by Gotham Books. This book was released on 2021-09 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story poem about a make-believe animal family that feels like they need to wear pants but can't seem to get it to work for them. (Pants falling down is always funny). It is a made-up story, so it seemed appropriate to use a made-up animal. I took the cutest parts of two cute animals which are real, then put them together to make a cute make-believe animal. It is not too farfetched because a Koala Bear is not a bear, they are both marsupials. Who knows, some day it could happen. I took part of the names of those animals, (Koala Bear and Wallaroo) and made the name Kallaboo. If a Kallaboo were a real animal, I think they would get along well with humans.
Download or read book Potato Pants! written by Laurie Keller and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.
Download or read book The Pants Project written by Cat Clarke and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A touching, humorous story of strong-willed eleven-year-old Liv, who is determined to challenge his school's terrible dress code and change his life. Inspire empathy and compassion (and a few laughs!) in young readers with this stunning middle-grade novel. "My name is Liv (Not Olivia)... I'm not technically a girl. I'm transgender. Which is a bit like being a Transformer. Only not quite as cool because I probably won't get to save the world one day." Liv knows he was always meant to be a boy, but with his new school's terrible dress code, he can't even wear pants. Only skirts. Operation: Pants Project begins! The only way for Liv to get what he wants is to go after it himself. But to Liv, this isn't just a mission to change the policy—it's a mission to change his life. And that's a pretty big deal. Perfect for parents, educators, and librarians looking for a book for young readers that: Has a transgender main character with a humorous voice Is a hopeful, sweet story with a happily-ever-after ending Will prompt discussions on gender identity, bullying, self-esteem, empathy, acceptance, and social justice A 2018 Notable Social Studies Trade Books for Young People selection Amelia Bloomer Project nominee A 2020 Pacific Northwest Young Readers Choice Awards nominee
Book Synopsis Put Your Big Girl Panties On and Deal with It by : Roz Van Meter
Download or read book Put Your Big Girl Panties On and Deal with It written by Roz Van Meter and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-06-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Roz Van Meter offers solid advice on how to face life as a grown-up based upon her years of experience as a life coach... Simply put, Roz is warm, wise, and the girlfriend you have always wanted."—Reader Review With this insightful, touching, and often hilarious guide, Roz takes you from Training Pants straight through to Big Girl Panties, with plenty of laughs and lots of valuable advice along the way. This book will help you embrace self-care but also give you the tough love you need to escape your self-defeating patterns. Figure out how to tackle your problems like an adult, while protecting and cherishing your inner Little Girl. Rife with deeply personal, perhaps slightly embarrassing and often hysterical personal stories from the author herself, Put Your Big Girl Panties On and Deal With It is the guidebook for real women ready to take charge of their own lives.
Download or read book Grumpy Pants written by Claire Messer and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: STARRED REVIEW! "Messer has arrived at a fine combination here: few words and images, but not too few, and well-chosen to pave the way out of the grumps. The artwork possesses substance and delicacy. Really well turned, with balance, momentum, and all the right notes."—Kirkus Reviews starred review STARRED REVIEW! "This charming account of handling emotions is a great addition to other children's books about grumpy behavior."—School Library Journal starred review Can Penguin find a way to turn his grumpy day into a good night? Have you ever had a grumpy day and not known why? Penguin is having a grumpy day like that. No matter what he does, he just can't shake it! Sometimes the only thing left to do is wash the grumpy day away and start over. The simple text and lively illustrations are the perfect cure for even the grumpiest of days.
Book Synopsis Has Anyone Seen My Pants? by : Sarah Colonna
Download or read book Has Anyone Seen My Pants? written by Sarah Colonna and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory. How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year’s Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna. Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.
Download or read book Hold Fast written by Blue Balliett and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From NYT bestselling author Blue Balliett, the story of a girl who falls into Chicago's shelter system, and from there must solve the mystery of her father's strange disappearance. Where is Early's father? He's not the kind of father who would disappear. But he's gone . . . and he's left a whole lot of trouble behind.As danger closes in, Early, her mom, and her brother have to flee their apartment. With nowhere else to go, they are forced to move into a city shelter. Once there, Early starts asking questions and looking for answers. Because her father hasn't disappeared without a trace. There are patterns and rhythms to what's happened, and Early might be the only one who can use them to track him down and make her way out of a very tough place.With her signature, singular love of language and sense of mystery, Blue Balliett weaves a story that takes readers from the cold, snowy Chicago streets to the darkest corner of the public library, on an unforgettable hunt for deep truths and a reunited family.
Book Synopsis Oh Crap! Potty Training by : Jamie Glowacki
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Book Synopsis Pants for Real People by : Marta Alto
Download or read book Pants for Real People written by Marta Alto and published by Palmer/Pletsch Publishing. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 624 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This pattern book features step-by-step instructions on fitting and sewing pants for women of all body types using the twin techniques of tissue fitting and fabric fitting. Important sewing choices are highlighted, including choosing fabrics, selecting appropriate alteration tools, and finding styles that are most flattering. The fit-as-you-sew process of making pants is illustrated with progressive photographs and step-by-step illustrations. A variety of styles are covered, including nonroll, expandable, and contour waistbands; side seam and patched pockets; and easy hems and cuffs. This updated second edition features refinements to the fitting and sewing information and has added instructions on the fitting and sewing of jeans and no-side-seam pants.
Download or read book My Pants written by Nicole Kohr and published by . This book was released on 2021-04 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My Pants" is a story about Celana, a relatable and quirky 5-year-old girl who loves pants. Sadly, she is struggling during social interactions, leading to a number of doctor appointments. "My Pants" is a story about inclusivity, advocating for yourself and others, and well, pants! It teaches children new coping mechanisms to help manage their anxiety and gives readers the opportunity to review the idioms hidden throughout the story. It's a must-have for the home and classroom.
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Download or read book Records and Briefs New York State Appellate Division written by and published by . This book was released on with total page 934 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Hanging written by Lotte Hammer and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-06-11 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One morning before school, two children find the naked bodies of five men hanging from the gym ceiling. The case leads detective Konrad Simonsen and his murder squad to the school janitor, who may know more about the killings than he is telling. Soon, Simonsen realizes that each of the five murdered men had a dark and terrible secret in common. And when Simonsen's own daughter is targeted, he must race to find the culprit before his whole world is destroyed. Published in twenty countries around the world, with more than 150,000 copies sold in Denmark alone, this book introduces a brother and sister duo who have taken the thriller world by storm. Fast-paced, suspenseful, and brilliantly written, The Hanging is a stunning crime novel from Lotte and Soren Hammer, two Danish authors whose international fame is exploding.
Download or read book MissComTech written by Lewis Levite and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-06-11 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story of a rural technical college in Southern Mississippi covering several years and a number of unusual and interesting events, including "Nutria, Cheerleaders, Plantains, and Strontium... and did I mention the mafia hit man?"
Book Synopsis Emergency and the White Crystal by : Joseph D.Medwar
Download or read book Emergency and the White Crystal written by Joseph D.Medwar and published by Joseph D Medwar. This book was released on 2023-12-08 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emergency and the White Crystal is a thriller that builds up chapter after chapter to the final end! The book shows how sometimes we are not safe by just calling nine-one-one. Many real heroes put their lives on the line in the police, fire, and EMS. The main character, Jack Winner, just graduated from Emergency Medical Technicians training school. He is ready for the real world in the EMS. Jack lives alone in a second-floor apartment above Elenora Dunn, a sweet old woman. His girlfriend, Melanie Straight, has been a longtime partner and lover since high school. Her mother, Deidra Straight, is the emergency room head nurse at the Jem City General Hospital. Her father John works in a warehouse down by the waterfront docks. Jack and Melanie’s nights out for fun are few, but they manage to enjoy their times at Alley Burger restaurant. Jack starts his new job the following day as an EMT on the city ambulances. He meets his co-workers. First, Roy, the dispatcher, his new partner Mike Zaber, and Captain Jim Hawker, their operational manager. Jack breaks into the EMS as he learns more and more about life and death. Jack and Mike became a tight crew, and one of the best in the city, for saving lives! One day an illegal drug lab blew up in a horrific chemical explosion, causing a deadly warehouse fire, killing the “cooks,” who manufactured meth amphetamines, street-named “WHITE CRYSTAL”. Frankie and Lasalle Sabelly, brothers, who oversaw the Cartel operation, blamed the EMS people for not saving their people’s lives. They claimed restitution against the law and EMS. Jack and Mike happened to be number one on the mob hit list. At the safe house, the East Coast cartel mobsters had a meeting to scheme and plan their hits. Jack and Melanie's futures were put on hold as the couple fell as helpless victims to the Cartel. They were kidnapped and ransomed for a huge sum of money, or death would be inevitable. Detective Glen Delayo and Detective Brian Leman—Jem Cities' finest, were put into action to solve this problem. The city was in total turmoil and fear over the mob’s claim of retaliation against the authorities! The question was, “Who would be next on the mob's list?”
Download or read book The Dead Client written by Mike Ryan and published by Ryan Publishing. This book was released on with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hall’s latest case involves a woman who’s receiving threatening notes. As soon as he’s hired, though, the woman turns up dead. But that’s not the end of the case for Hall. Even though his client is dead, that won’t stop him. He’s going to get to the bottom of this case and find out the murderer. Through several twists and turns, Hall and Charlotte will find out who killed their dead client.
Book Synopsis Secret Bend, Oregon: A Guide to the Weird, Wonderful, and Obscure by : Joshua Savage
Download or read book Secret Bend, Oregon: A Guide to the Weird, Wonderful, and Obscure written by Joshua Savage and published by Reedy Press LLC. This book was released on 2024-09-15 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oregon, the final frontier. Early in our nation’s history, the land west of the Mississippi River was unmapped and unexplored. Only the local indigenous peoples were familiar with the mysterious Pacific Northwest. The states we know as Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and parts of Wyoming and Montana were part of the vast Oregon Territory. The history of the current Central Oregon region is filled with popular tales of Native Americans, fur trappers, sheepherders, cattlemen, homesteaders, railroads, lumber mills, and most recently, recreation. The lesser known but equally intriguing stories talk of ghost towns, mining, moonshine, cults, and everything in between. Secret Bend, Oregon: A Guide to the Weird, Wonderful, and Obscure weaves together these tales from the past with stories from the present. It delves deeper into history and local peculiarities to uncover why the region is so fascinating. From natural beauty to the origins of our towns, from pristine lakes to colorful alley art, and from fantasy Hobbit houses to astronaut training, the unique narrative of Central Oregon is enthusiastically shared in this book. Both educational and entertaining, locals and visitors who read Secret Bend, Oregon will walk away with a greater understanding and deeper appreciation for the area. They will also have many new places to explore!
Book Synopsis The Brandon Hall Series Books 4-6 by : Mike Ryan
Download or read book The Brandon Hall Series Books 4-6 written by Mike Ryan and published by Ryan Publishing. This book was released on with total page 615 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Books 4-6 in the Brandon Hall Series... Loose Ends Hall is lured into a trap, then rescued by an old acquaintance. That same acquaintance also helps Hall get his next job. It’s nothing but a simple blackmail case. Only in this case, there’s nothing simple about it. Is anybody actually who they appear to be? And have we seen the last of James Rankin? Or is he the mastermind behind the latest case, once again? The Dead Client Hall’s latest case involves a woman who’s receiving threatening notes. As soon as he’s hired, though, the woman turns up dead. But that’s not the end of the case for Hall. Even though his client is dead, that won’t stop him. He’s going to get to the bottom of this case and find out the murderer. Through several twists and turns, Hall and Charlotte will find out who killed their dead client. The Shakedown Hall is approached by a marketing executive, asking him to check in on the man's son, who has been acting strange as of late. Though it initially looks like a boring case marked by possible infidelities, the case quickly spirals out of control, and they soon realize there is more than meets the eye. As Hall and Charlotte investigate, several dead bodies pop up, and they are aided by the mysterious James Rankin, who has his own reasons for helping.
