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Book Synopsis Hockey Joke Book by : J. Alexander Poulton
Download or read book Hockey Joke Book written by J. Alexander Poulton and published by OverTime Books. This book was released on 2009-09-08 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it comes to our beloved ''good ol' hockey game,'' humour abounds in Canada. The Hockey Joke Book shows you just how funny the sport, its teams and its toothless players can be: * Q: What do the Ottawa Senators and the Titanic have in common? A: They both look good until they hit the ice! * Q: What's the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra? A: A bra has two cups! * Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend playing hockey. * Plus so much more hilarity!
Download or read book 101 Hockey Jokes written by Kara Woodburn and published by . This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!
Book Synopsis Montreal Canadiens Hockey Dirty Joke Book by : Rich Sims
Download or read book Montreal Canadiens Hockey Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect book for those who love to laugh at the Montreal Canadiens. The book is written by Rich Sims a comedian based in Orlando, Florida.
Book Synopsis Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes! by : Blake Hoena
Download or read book Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes! written by Blake Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of HOCKEY jokes, riddles, and memes! With big-shot one-liners like "Why was the zombie thrown out of the hockey game? There was a face off in the corner!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have HOCKEY fans rolling in the stadium aisles.
Download or read book 101 Ice Hockey Jokes written by Kj Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-03-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Glide into a world of humor on the ice with 101 Ice Hockey Jokes, the ultimate collection of hilarious jokes, puns, and one-liners dedicated to the thrilling world of ice hockey. Perfect for players, fans, and anyone with a love for the game, this book scores big with its witty observations and playful take on the sport's quirks, traditions, and the icy adventures that make it so beloved. From the face-off circle to the penalty box, 101 Ice Hockey Jokes delivers a power play of laughter, capturing the spirit and passion of hockey culture. Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the sport, a weekend warrior, or simply someone who enjoys a good chuckle alongside the action of the game, these jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and share the joy of hockey with friends and family. 101 Ice Hockey Jokes isn't just a joke book; it's an ode to the camaraderie and fun that ice hockey brings into our lives. It makes an excellent gift for teammates, a thoughtful surprise for coaches, or a delightful treat for anyone who cherishes the game. So lace up your skates, grab your stick, and get ready to enjoy a breakaway of belly laughs with this entertaining collection. Whether you're a player, a fan, or simply someone who loves a good joke, "Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" promises endless amusement and will leave you in stitches with its witty and clever humor.
Book Synopsis Ice Hockey Made Simple by : P. J. Harari
Download or read book Ice Hockey Made Simple written by P. J. Harari and published by First Base Sports, Inc.. This book was released on 2002 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This easy-to-read guide, filled with illustrations and action photographs, contains everything for the fan and non-fan alike to understand and enjoy the sport of ice hockey. Each section stands alone, so it can be used as a handy reference guide, and it is so lightweight it can easily be taken to games. The book includes:- The Rules of Hockey Simplified - The Most Recent NHL Changes - What to Look For During Play - Statistics Explained - League and Playoff Formats - Stars of the Past and Present - Awards and Records- A Complete Glossary. The National Hockey League expansion of the last decade and the increased television coverage exposed millions of new fans to hockey. The Stanley Cup is now seen in over 170 countries, while annual sales of NHL merchandise today exceed $1 billion. Yet hockey remains one of the least understood sports. With the help of this guide, you can learn to follow the excitement of America's fastest-paced sport in no time at all.
Book Synopsis Hockey Jokes for Kids by : James Allan Einstein
Download or read book Hockey Jokes for Kids written by James Allan Einstein and published by . This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, kids! These hockey jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you laughing all through hockey season and beyond: Q: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? A: Both do hat tricks!
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Hockey Joke Book: Laugh Your Face Off by : Ian Robinson
Download or read book The Ultimate Hockey Joke Book: Laugh Your Face Off written by Ian Robinson and published by . This book was released on 2023-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL by : Sean McIndoe
Download or read book The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL written by Sean McIndoe and published by Random House Canada. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sean McIndoe of Down Goes Brown, one of hockey's favourite and funniest writers, takes aim at the game's most memorable moments--especially if they're memorable for the wrong reasons--in this warts-and-all history of the NHL. The NHL is, indisputably, weird. One moment, you're in awe of the speed, skill and intensity that define the sport, shaking your head as a player makes an impossible play, or shatters a longstanding record, or sobs into his first Stanley Cup. The next, everyone's wearing earmuffs, Mr. Rogers has shown up, and guys in yellow raincoats are officiating playoff games while everyone tries to figure out where the league president went. That's just life in the NHL, a league that often can't seem to get out of its own way. No matter how long you've been a hockey fan, you know that sinking feeling that maybe, just maybe, some of the people in charge here don't actually know what they're doing. And at some point, you've probably wondered: Has it always been this way? The short answer is yes. As for the longer answer, well, that's this book. In this fun, irreverent and fact-filled history, Sean McIndoe relates the flip side to the National Hockey League's storied past. His obsessively detailed memory combines with his keen sense for the absurdities that make you shake your head at the league and yet fanatically love the game, allowing you to laugh even when your team is the butt of the joke (and as a life-long Leafs fan, McIndoe takes the brunt of some of his own best zingers). The "Down Goes Brown" History of the NHL is the weird and wonderful league's story told as only Sean McIndoe can.
Download or read book Little Hockey written by Matt Napier and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2012-06-25 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Round and black--do you know its name? You need this disk to play the game." Answer: Puck. Now even the smallest of fans can enjoy a book about their favorite sport. Rhyming riddles accompanied by colorful artwork help introduce the game's simplest, most basic elements.
Book Synopsis The Hockey Stick and the Climate Wars by : Michael E. Mann
Download or read book The Hockey Stick and the Climate Wars written by Michael E. Mann and published by Columbia University Press. This book was released on 2012 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A member of the Inter-governmental Panel on Climate Change examines the fossil-fuel industry's public relations campaign to discredit the science of climate change and deny the reality of global warming.
Book Synopsis Beach Volleyball Is No Joke by : Anita Yasuda
Download or read book Beach Volleyball Is No Joke written by Anita Yasuda and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2012 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tyler spends all his time playing jokes on his teammates. Meanwhile, his beach volleyball skills suffer.
Book Synopsis All-Star Hockey Jokes by : Margaret Ann McRae
Download or read book All-Star Hockey Jokes written by Margaret Ann McRae and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any good hockey jokes? We do! In fact, we found the funniest collection of hockey jokes around. Check out our collection of clean kids hockey jokes. If it's game day, then put a Post-it on the bathroom mirror with a funny hockey joke. It's simple little things like this that make kids happy. If you enjoyed those be sure to check out our other collections of fun sports humor! About the Author: Margaret Ann McRae is an author, equality advocate, mother of two children, and one boxer. She writes children's books to spark children's imagination, encourage literacy, and to help with social equality and emotional skills. Margaret has a degree in early childhood education and was a teacher before becoming an author.
Book Synopsis The Official DC Super Hero Joke Book by : Michael Robin
Download or read book The Official DC Super Hero Joke Book written by Michael Robin and published by Downtown Bookworks. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, knock. Who's there? DC super heroes telling a slew of hilarious jokes, puns, riddles, and more. What does Superman use to cook eggs? A pan of steel! What's the hardest part of riding on Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet? Buckling your invisible seatbelt. What happened when Batman was late to play baseball with Robin? There was a Wayne delay. More than 600 jokes featuring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, the Flash—and other popular DC super heroes and super villains are sure to entertain young fans. Illustrated with classic DC comic book art, this first-of-its kind treasury makes a great gift and a super-fun read.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hockey fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of hockey fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one hockey fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many hockey fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do hockey fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A hockey fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Hockey fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the hockey fan.The hockey fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the hockey fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do hockey fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Book Synopsis I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by : Tucker Max
Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Book Synopsis All-Star Hockey Jokes by : Gemma Joy
Download or read book All-Star Hockey Jokes written by Gemma Joy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any good hockey jokes? We do! In fact, we found the funniest collection of hockey jokes around. Check out our collection of clean kids hockey jokes. If it's game day, then put a Post-it on the bathroom mirror with a funny hockey joke. It's simple little things like this that make kids happy. If you enjoyed those be sure to check out our other collections of fun sports humor! About the Author: Margaret Ann McRae is an author, equality advocate, mother of two children, and one boxer. She writes children's books to spark children's imagination, encourage literacy, and to help with social equality and emotional skills. Margaret has a degree in early childhood education and was a teacher before becoming an author.
