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Book Synopsis The Totally Lame Joke Book by : Bonnie Daly
Download or read book The Totally Lame Joke Book written by Bonnie Daly and published by . This book was released on 2014-02-27 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bursting with jokes that will make you laugh till you cry--or perhaps cry till you laugh--The Totally Lame Joke Book covers a wide range of topics, including everything from rednecks to farm animals, aliens to frogs, and old ladies to proctologists. It's a truly hilarious, fresh line up of original riddles that anyone of any age will enjoy.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis Hilariously Lame Jokes! by : Harry Hilton
Download or read book Hilariously Lame Jokes! written by Harry Hilton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-07-24 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncover the lamest jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks ever written in this big book of jokes for kids that will have the whole family laughing. From classic knock-knock jokes to creative one-liners, this book of offers 500 of the best, most groan-inducing, and simultaneously side-splitting jokes around. What happened to the illegally parked frog? He got toad away. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte. Why did the duck get sent off the basketball court? For fowl play. Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he’s a hardened criminal. What did the manicurist call her son? Hans. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 by : Carole P. Roman
Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P. Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
Download or read book Funnypedia written by Adam Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-07-02 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes for everyday occasion!- Alcohol will not solve your problems. However, as well as milk.- At a birthday party, something went wrong, and after midnight, a cake came out of a drunk stripper...- Wife to husband: Where were you? At Nick's wedding... You have no idea how drunk everyone was! I can imagine ... take off your veil.The ultimate collection of the world's greatest new funnies, Funnypedia keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find +1000 jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including wise jokes, witty puns, and one-liners, famous British scientists jokes.In the book are included only new jokes!So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your friends, or improve your banter, this book arms you with the perfect joke for any life occasion!
Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes That Will Crack Up the Entire Family! by : Ciel Publishing
Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes That Will Crack Up the Entire Family! written by Ciel Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A: Because it's a-pparent. (bu-dum-tss) If you've ever heard a joke so bad it made you laugh, then you know what I'm talking about. Dad jokes are pun-intensive, absurd attempts at jokes that only middle-aged "dads" would think of. Perhaps, that's where they get their charm from. Despite the initial "did he just say that?" reactions these jokes seem get from people, they can be the secret sauce behind great dinners with extended family and otherwise awkward get-togethers. Why? Well, they make great icebreakers for just about any situation! They're also very kid-friendly, so there's no need to hide them away or have them cover their ears every few minutes. In Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! you will: Find 1000 so bad they're funny jokes for just about any ocassion! Have at your disposal jokes that will improve expand your child's vocabulary and versatility with language! Enjoy countless hours of nerve-wrecking humor! Develop the repertoire necessary to become a pun master! If you're ready to have everyone in the family laughing, then click on the "add to cart" button now and get your copy today!
Book Synopsis The Best Joke Book (Period) by : William Donohue
Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Book Synopsis The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Book Synopsis Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know! by : Mat Waugh
Download or read book Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know! written by Mat Waugh and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-07 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper collection of funny jokes for 9 year olds. Easy-to-read with illustrations throughout, it's the perfect book for budding young comedians.
Book Synopsis Prescription for Laughter by : Bonnie Daly
Download or read book Prescription for Laughter written by Bonnie Daly and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-22 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Given that some people firmly believe laughter's the best medicine, Prescription for Laughter is designed to tickle your funny bone and help you focus on the funnier side of life while you recuperate. Side effects may include: Giggling, chuckling, grinning like an idiot, and feeling much, much better far sooner than expected.
Book Synopsis 500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids by : Jeff Rovin
Download or read book 500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids written by Jeff Rovin and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1990-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Especially for young funny-bones, here is a brand-new collection from the master of the hilarious joke himself, Jeff Rovin. Children of all ages will appreciate this incredible assemblage of the most hysterical jokes on all kinds of subjects.
Download or read book My Favorite Jokes written by Bob Carroll and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book is a collection of jokes from around the world. Bob Carroll has accumulated one liners and short jokes over the years and now he has put them in book form. Bob Carroll held the Guinness Book of Records for telling jokes for over 24 hours in 1979. For the last years, he has posted four or five jokes a day on Facebook to brighten the day of his friends and fans. Most of these jokes are from Bob's files and a lot of them he created just for Facebook. He performed professionally as a comedy magician and ventriloquist. When he retired, he still wanted to make people laugh so he started writing jokes on the internet. Bob loves the clean, fun, corny, good and even bad jokes. Puns? One of the lowest forms of humor but who doesn't want to groan over a bad joke. You will find a lot of them in this collection of comedy. No claim is made that these are all original jokes. They are floating around as memes, one liners and hiding out on web pages. Bob wanted to find the ones that made him laugh and hopefully, you will too!
Download or read book Now That's Funny! written by Andy Simmons and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-08-16 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every year, Reader’s Digest readers send in tens of thousands of jokes and funny anecdotes, in their quest for a $100 check and, as an extra benefit, eternal glory: to have their joke published in the world’s best-read magazine. One man is stopping them from their quest. Andy Simmons. It takes a sense of humor. And Andy certainly has that. Not only is he the arbiter of all things funny in Reader’s Digest; he is their Mark Twain, Bill Cosby, and even their David Sedaris. In other words, Andy is the guy Reader’s Digest turns to whenever they need a funny story all of America can appreciate. He’s perfect for the job. Andy takes great delight in the funny and oddball side of everyday life. In Now That’s Funny!, Andy presents his most popular, funniest writings on all things America, some exclusive and all-new, some taken from the award-winning pages of Reader’s Digest. You’ll discover the Andy that goes out and tries things. His first-person tales of taking dance lessons, participating in a Revolutionary War reenactment, and even taking stand-up comedy lessons are some of the funniest articles to ever appear in Reader’s Digest. Then you discover the Andy that observes America. His roundups of dumb criminals, crazy lawsuits, ridiculous excuses and out-of-touch scientific research will have you roaring with laughter -- and feeling much better about yourself. Then there’s Andy, the family man. You’ll laugh out loud as he goes in search of his inner macho --or for the next stop on his vacation, if only he can find the directions. And Andy’s observations on marriage and fatherhood are as accurate as they are funny. Finally, there’s Andy the jokester. Here are tales from the job of trying to think, act, and be funny every workday, no matter what the dog did this morning on the rug. Tales of his sit-downs with comic legends from Robin Williams to Woody Allen will have you in stitches. Andy also shares his favorite jokes -- many of them too edgy for printing in Reader’s Digest! Add it up, and it’s a book filled with hundreds of feel-good, laugh-out-loud moments about life in these United States -- exactly the type of reading we need today!
Download or read book 101 Jokes Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 101 Jokes Book has funny jokes for everyones humor. This book has corny jokes, silly jokes, dad jokes, short jokes, stupid jokes and lots of other joke types so definately something that will make everyone laugh and have a good time. This book makes a great birthday present, Christmas present and stocking stuffer. Now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoy lots of laughs today!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by George Smith and published by Brock Way. This book was released on 2019-04-29 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad Jokes We hate to admit it, but we all love a Dad Joke. Whether it brightened up the mood at the dinner table or embarrassed a few kids around their friends. However I have noticed the same Dad Jokes are being used, and it's time to spice things up to the next level for more eye rolls... or you could say more knee slappers. Covering over 400+ Dad Jokes you will be despised just that little bit more. Enjoy the most hilarious or stupid (however you put it) jokes known to mankind and when you've finished, spread the laughter. Buy some glue, cut up the pages and stick them on strangers. That way, the jokes on them. Here Is A Preview Of What's Included... Dad Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Dad Joke Sayings Embarrassing Jokes Dad Jokes For Certain Situations Question And Answer Dad Jokes 400+ Dad Jokes Much, Much More! Even if you have failed at trying to embarrass your kids in front of their friends in the past, I assure you that this book will easily solve that problem with a simple and easy to remember guide of all sorts of Dad Jokes. Purchase Your Copy Today!
Book Synopsis The Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest Joke Book by : Larry Wilde
Download or read book The Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects jokes under such headings as "collegiate chowderheads," "national knuckeheads," and "foreign fatheads"
