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Holiday in Death

Author : J. D. Robb
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101203692
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Holiday in Death written by J. D. Robb and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1998-06-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lieutenant Eve Dallas tails a serial killer who has a passion for the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling In Death series. No one likes to be alone during the holidays. For New York's most posh dating service, Personally Yours, it is the season to bring lonely hearts together. But Lieutenant Eve Dallas, on the trail of a ritualistic serial killer who likes to dress up as Santa Claus, has made a disturbing discovery: all of the victims have been traced to Personally Yours. As the murders continue, Eve enters into an elite world of people searching for their one true love. A world where the power of love leads men and women into the ultimate act of betrayal...

Holiday Read

Author : Taylor Cole
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1804545325
Total Pages : 403 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Holiday Read written by Taylor Cole and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2023-05-11 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate escapist rom com for book and beach lovers! Perfect for fans of Emily Henry and Josie Silver. When romance-fanatic Candice meets writer Alexis, she thinks her happy ending is finally on its way. He walks into her struggling Cornish surf school, and they hit it off straight away. Until she discovers that Alexis has been using their courtship as inspiration for the romantic novel he's struggling to write. When Alexis offers to bring her in on the deal if Candice helps him deliver a winning book to his publisher, she accepts, and along with Alexis' agent Daniel, they embark on a very unusual summer of love, as Candice tries to teach the men the recipe for a successful romance. But you can't have a great love story without a great romantic hero. Will Candice find hers before the summer is over?

Festive As F*ck

Author : Weldon Owen
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (867 download)

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Download or read book Festive As F*ck written by Weldon Owen and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.

Spirit

Author : Elise Noble
Publisher : Undercover Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 : 1912888343
Total Pages : 125 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (128 download)

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Download or read book Spirit written by Elise Noble and published by Undercover Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All assassin Emmy Black wants for Christmas is three days off work and plenty of junk food, but instead, she’s left dashing around the country after her assistant comes up with yet another harebrained scheme. Five girlfriends, four Christmas wishes, three crazy days, two exes, one jet… Will it be happy holidays or hell on earth?

Over the Holidays

Author : Sandra Harper
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439166706
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Over the Holidays written by Sandra Harper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best holiday traditions are meant to be broken. It's only December 1, and Vanessa Clayton has been dreading Christmas since she spotted tinseled trees at her local mall in September. Thankfully, she and her husband, JT, can't afford to drag their twin boys across the country to New England for the annual celebration at her stuffy sister-in-law Patience's home. Not that Vanessa has prepared a proper Christmas for her family in years, and she has less time than ever since she agreed to consult on the script of a local play. Her older sister, Thea, is no help -- she'd rather make art and flirt with surfers than babysit her nine-year-old nephews. Then Patience drops a holiday stress bomb: Her family will come to California instead. In between "baking" cinnamon rolls for the school potluck and overbearing Patience testing her patience, Vanessa can't stop thinking about the difficult but charming playwright at work. Meanwhile, Patience's teenage daughter, Libby, obsesses over a college boy she has met by the pool, and Thea searches desperately for the meaning of Christmas -- for her latest installation, of course. As their holiday plans go comically awry, these four women discover the true spirit of the season is hidden in every festive surprise.

disposable causes

Author : Kristoco
Publisher : PublishAmerica
ISBN 13 : 1633828832
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (338 download)

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Download or read book disposable causes written by Kristoco and published by PublishAmerica. This book was released on 2011-12-09 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this heart wrenching truth of what it’s like to walk amongst society as one of the invisible, Kristoco brings the words and sights of real life on the unforgiving streets to us in “Disposable Causes”. You’ll feel the hopelessness, sense the fight and experience the sadness that so many succumb to in a nation that prides itself as the “Super Power” of the world. Through his words, you’ll feel that pull between denial and empathy. You’ll take on a new sense of the feelings you have about your own life and hopefully a stronger conviction for your fellow man.

Happy F*cking Holidays

Author : Sasha O'hara
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539679370
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (793 download)

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Book Synopsis Happy F*cking Holidays by : Sasha O'hara

Download or read book Happy F*cking Holidays written by Sasha O'hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Horrific Holidays: A Collection of Five Terrors

Author : Aiden Merchant
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1678179493
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (781 download)

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Download or read book Horrific Holidays: A Collection of Five Terrors written by Aiden Merchant and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this first volume of HORRIFIC HOLIDAYS, Merchant tells of cannibalistic grocery baggers, violently jealous lovers, pain-bringing cultists, and more. HORRIFIC HOLIDAYS features five short stories and promises to be a gruesome ride. ""I read this gripping collection in one sitting...sspecially thankful to see Merchant taking risks in publishing this horror-only collection which differs from his previous books."" (Cassandra Vella via Goodreads) ""...one the bloodiest, gory, cannibalistic set of stories I've ever read."" (Kim Napolitano via Goodreads) ""...these stories are truly gripping."" (Syeda Sumayya Tariq via Goodreads) ""...I was too immersed to stop...was it ever hard to put this book down!"" (Amanda Turner via Goodreads)

Nevada Rain

Author : Grant Montgomery Wolfe
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1477105158
Total Pages : 743 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (771 download)

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Download or read book Nevada Rain written by Grant Montgomery Wolfe and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-06-30 with total page 743 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fate re-tells the story of two young adults, Rebecca White and Johnny Black as they are guided to a station in their hearts they knew no existed by means of a destiny sealed long before they were born. On an ordinary night, that is by far unordinary, the mystical wheels of their providence are set into motion. While a 22 year old Janis Keeper pleads for her life somewhere in the Nevada desert, a guileless Rebecca and an altruist Johnny are dispatched into a world fraught with the unknown. Two remarkable journeys. One heart. One mind. One soul. Nevada Rain is a provocative narrative of faith, courage, erroneous decisions, heartache, spiritual enlightenment, immense darkness, and finally, a love everlasting. Turn the page, open your mind and accept their journeys into your heart. Enjoy the true to life influences of Nevada Rain.

Subversive Cross Stitch

Author : Julie Jackson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811853477
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (534 download)

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Download or read book Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-04-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.

Friends Without Benefits

Author : Dena Blake
Publisher : Bold Strokes Books Inc
ISBN 13 : 1635553504
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (355 download)

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Download or read book Friends Without Benefits written by Dena Blake and published by Bold Strokes Books Inc. This book was released on 2018-12-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dex Putnam has been in love with her best friend Grace Standish since the fifth grade. Grace is smart, beautiful, and most unfortunately, straight. Life would’ve been perfect if Grace had only loved her back, but when Grace gets married, Dex knows it’s time to move on. Then Dex meets Emma Lawson, and her life takes a whole new direction. Only trouble is, she never expected to have to choose between her best friend and her new love. . Emma Lawson is successful and happy except when it comes to love. She’s been alone for a year and has no intention of giving love another chance, until falling for Dex changes everything. When Grace comes between them, Emma refuses to be second best. Can Emma show Dex what true love really looks like?

Truth in Advertising

Author : John Kenney
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451675550
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Truth in Advertising written by John Kenney and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Struggling with encroaching middle age, advertising agent Finbar Dolan is forced to cancel his Christmas plans to tackle a last-minute assignment, only to learn that his estranged father has taken ill and that his siblings are unwilling to help.

Doing It Wrong?

Author : William N. Rappa Jr.
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1467866458
Total Pages : 516 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (678 download)

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Download or read book Doing It Wrong? written by William N. Rappa Jr. and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2008-02-15 with total page 516 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever known one of those individuals who loves his family and friends too much, is passionate about his "calling," is entirely too sensitive to the plight of others, and is totally mystified by those who live by the "everything in moderation" mantra? If not, allow me to introduce James Thurber Russell. Doing It Wrong?,relates theodysseyof a dedicated, passionate, educator; a father figure to his students; a magnetic personality possessing an outrageous,uncensored sense of humor; a loving husband, father, son, and friend who constantly seeks his conception of the "ideal" while being detoured by the "real" world. The events and people populating his world, the evaluation of his and their many life-altering decisions, and the consequences of those actions reveal the story of a man who thought he was doing it so right in a world that told him he just might be doing it wrong. The novel explores JT's growing disenchantmentwith the profession he once loved, which he nowviews as compromised and misdirected by well intentioned, misguided, outside political influences.The taleexamines the bonds and bounds of loyalty, loss and survival, the responsibilities and demands of intimacy, poor life choices and second chances,"wanting" as opposed to "having," predestinationand free will, selflessness versus selfishness, and the illusion of happy endings. The dialogue is frank, touching, humorous, sexual, and perhaps shocking. Strong character development lends itself to a genuine care and concern for some characters and a distaste and replusion for others. Welcome to JT Russell's world of Doing It Wrong?.

Warren Family Holiday Collection

Author : Gwyn McNamee
Publisher : Gwyn McNamee
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 620 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Warren Family Holiday Collection written by Gwyn McNamee and published by Gwyn McNamee. This book was released on 2022-06-30 with total page 620 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family holidays can be filled with drama. Especially when you're part of the Warren family and a billionaire. Expectations are set high. And failing to meet them can be catastrophic for the future. But the Warren children are willing to give up everything for true love. Find your holiday spirit and believe in happily ever afters again with The Warren Family Holiday Collection. This complete series collection includes Holiday Terminal, Holiday Bridal Wave, and Holiday Fake Date. Holiday Terminal - (A Second Chance Forced Proximity Secret Baby Billionaire Holiday Romance): Two hearts. One snowstorm. A second chance at love. Holiday Bridal Wave - (A Forbidden Office Fake Marriage Billionaire Holiday Romance): A fake marriage to secure a fortune. A feisty assistant planning it. Very complicated feelings. Holiday Fake Date - (A Fake Relationship Mistaken Identity Age Gap Virgin Billionaire Holiday Romance): A cross-country motorcycle road trip with a stranger. Mistaken identity. One tumultuous Thanksgiving dinner.

The Holiday Collection

Author : KL Donn
Publisher : KL Donn
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Holiday Collection written by KL Donn and published by KL Donn. This book was released on 2024-11-05 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Broken Hearts & Happy Endings is KL Donn’s signature story telling. In this massive collection of books you’ll get to enjoy more than one genre or trope while getting the stories you love. Broken Hearts & Happy Endings - Volume 7: The Holiday Collection - Who doesn’t love, love at Christmas? Get ready for some quickies before Santa comes! Includes: Dear Desmond Snowed In Holly’s Knight Last Chance Love Snow Me A Favor

Super Subversive Cross Stitch

Author : Julie Jackson
Publisher : Sasquatch Books
ISBN 13 : 1632173891
Total Pages : 75 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (321 download)

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Download or read book Super Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Sasquatch Books. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the OG of the Subversive Cross Stitch movement (and brand of the same name) comes Super Subversive Cross Stitch. Featuring 50 easy-to-make designs—both brand-new patterns and fan favorites—stitched together with trademark wit. Don't freak out. Don't make this about you. May your life be as amazing as you pretend it is on Facebook. What fresh hell is this? Not today, Satan. Super Subversive Cross Stitch is here to provide crafters with the snarky inspirations they love to stitch. The book features 50 patterns—23 brand-new designs and 27 fan favorites—along with easy-to-follow instructions for the beginner and fonts and designs for adventurous crafters looking to customize their creations. It recasts a traditional, dare we say "sentimental," craft into a modern, relevant art form. It's the latest offering in the Subversive Cross Stitch brand, beloved by legions of DIYers. Less messy than graffiti, Super Subversive Cross Stitch allows crafters to adorn walls with political pith and irreverent twists on classic quotes ("I think, therefore I drink," "Let the good times be gin"). “This book reminds me that I'm not alone in being crafty and sweary all at the same time. Pass the gin.” —Jenny Lawson, New York Times–bestselling author of Furiously Happy, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, and Broken "Julie is the true OG of the subversive cross-stitch movement. Modern cross-stitch design would not be what it is today without her. She is a positive and supportive force in the cross-stitch community, providing mentorship to other designers and welcoming new stitchers into the hobby. I am so excited about her new book!" —Stephanie Rohr, author of Feminist Cross-Stitch

Sailor & Lula

Author : Barry Gifford
Publisher : Seven Stories Press
ISBN 13 : 1609800761
Total Pages : 626 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (98 download)

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Download or read book Sailor & Lula written by Barry Gifford and published by Seven Stories Press. This book was released on 2011-01-04 with total page 626 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the twentieth anniversary of the publication of Barry Gifford's international bestseller, Wild at Heart, as well as the anniversary of the Palme d'Or–winning film adaptation by director David Lynch, Sailor & Lula: The Complete Novels presents all of the novels and novellas that comprise the saga of Sailor Ripley and Lula Pace Fortune, "the Romeo and Juliet of the South": Wild at Heart, Perdita Durango (also made into a feature film), Sailor’s Holiday, Sultans of Africa, Consuelo’s Kiss, Bad Day for the Leopard Man, and The Imagination of the Heart.