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Happy F*cking Holidays

Author : Sasha O'hara
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539679370
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (793 download)

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Book Synopsis Happy F*cking Holidays by : Sasha O'hara

Download or read book Happy F*cking Holidays written by Sasha O'hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Happy Fucking Holidays

Author : Aesthetic Productions
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781670505781
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (57 download)

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Download or read book Happy Fucking Holidays written by Aesthetic Productions and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-02 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS Small notebook / diary / journal to write in, for creating lists, organizing, creative writing, scheduling events and recording your daily thoughts. Is an excellent gift idea for Christmas, birthdays, and other special ocassions! Standard notebook size (6" x 9") 120 pages Softcover bookbinding Flexible paperback

Happy Holidays. A Book of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks

Author : Holidays
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (118 download)

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Download or read book Happy Holidays. A Book of Pictures and Stories for Little Folks written by Holidays and published by . This book was released on 1899 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Happy Fuckin' Holidays

Author : Irreverent Journals
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781540816535
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (165 download)

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Book Synopsis Happy Fuckin' Holidays by : Irreverent Journals

Download or read book Happy Fuckin' Holidays written by Irreverent Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-04 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This vibrant journal provides plenty of space in to write your favorite quotations, poems, and reflections. You'll love the beautifully fresh cover design and feel inspired to write often and consistently. * Excellent thick binding * Over 90 pages of thick, lined paper * Simplistic design perfectly made for any occasion or reason * Journal measures 6 inches wide by 9 inches high * Makes for a great gag gift and funny conversation piece

Spirit

Author : Elise Noble
Publisher : Undercover Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 : 1912888343
Total Pages : 125 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (128 download)

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Download or read book Spirit written by Elise Noble and published by Undercover Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All assassin Emmy Black wants for Christmas is three days off work and plenty of junk food, but instead, she’s left dashing around the country after her assistant comes up with yet another harebrained scheme. Five girlfriends, four Christmas wishes, three crazy days, two exes, one jet… Will it be happy holidays or hell on earth?

disposable causes

Author : Kristoco
Publisher : PublishAmerica
ISBN 13 : 1633828832
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (338 download)

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Download or read book disposable causes written by Kristoco and published by PublishAmerica. This book was released on 2011-12-09 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this heart wrenching truth of what it’s like to walk amongst society as one of the invisible, Kristoco brings the words and sights of real life on the unforgiving streets to us in “Disposable Causes”. You’ll feel the hopelessness, sense the fight and experience the sadness that so many succumb to in a nation that prides itself as the “Super Power” of the world. Through his words, you’ll feel that pull between denial and empathy. You’ll take on a new sense of the feelings you have about your own life and hopefully a stronger conviction for your fellow man.

Over the Holidays

Author : Sandra Harper
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439166706
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Over the Holidays written by Sandra Harper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best holiday traditions are meant to be broken. It's only December 1, and Vanessa Clayton has been dreading Christmas since she spotted tinseled trees at her local mall in September. Thankfully, she and her husband, JT, can't afford to drag their twin boys across the country to New England for the annual celebration at her stuffy sister-in-law Patience's home. Not that Vanessa has prepared a proper Christmas for her family in years, and she has less time than ever since she agreed to consult on the script of a local play. Her older sister, Thea, is no help -- she'd rather make art and flirt with surfers than babysit her nine-year-old nephews. Then Patience drops a holiday stress bomb: Her family will come to California instead. In between "baking" cinnamon rolls for the school potluck and overbearing Patience testing her patience, Vanessa can't stop thinking about the difficult but charming playwright at work. Meanwhile, Patience's teenage daughter, Libby, obsesses over a college boy she has met by the pool, and Thea searches desperately for the meaning of Christmas -- for her latest installation, of course. As their holiday plans go comically awry, these four women discover the true spirit of the season is hidden in every festive surprise.

Holiday in Death

Author : J. D. Robb
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101203692
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Holiday in Death written by J. D. Robb and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1998-06-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lieutenant Eve Dallas tails a serial killer who has a passion for the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling In Death series. No one likes to be alone during the holidays. For New York's most posh dating service, Personally Yours, it is the season to bring lonely hearts together. But Lieutenant Eve Dallas, on the trail of a ritualistic serial killer who likes to dress up as Santa Claus, has made a disturbing discovery: all of the victims have been traced to Personally Yours. As the murders continue, Eve enters into an elite world of people searching for their one true love. A world where the power of love leads men and women into the ultimate act of betrayal...

Happy Holidays

Author : Frances Gillespy Wickes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book Happy Holidays written by Frances Gillespy Wickes and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Holiday Read

Author : Taylor Cole
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1804545325
Total Pages : 403 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Holiday Read written by Taylor Cole and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2023-05-11 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate escapist rom com for book and beach lovers! Perfect for fans of Emily Henry and Josie Silver. When romance-fanatic Candice meets writer Alexis, she thinks her happy ending is finally on its way. He walks into her struggling Cornish surf school, and they hit it off straight away. Until she discovers that Alexis has been using their courtship as inspiration for the romantic novel he's struggling to write. When Alexis offers to bring her in on the deal if Candice helps him deliver a winning book to his publisher, she accepts, and along with Alexis' agent Daniel, they embark on a very unusual summer of love, as Candice tries to teach the men the recipe for a successful romance. But you can't have a great love story without a great romantic hero. Will Candice find hers before the summer is over?

Horrific Holidays: A Collection of Five Terrors

Author : Aiden Merchant
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1678179493
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (781 download)

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Download or read book Horrific Holidays: A Collection of Five Terrors written by Aiden Merchant and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this first volume of HORRIFIC HOLIDAYS, Merchant tells of cannibalistic grocery baggers, violently jealous lovers, pain-bringing cultists, and more. HORRIFIC HOLIDAYS features five short stories and promises to be a gruesome ride. ""I read this gripping collection in one sitting...sspecially thankful to see Merchant taking risks in publishing this horror-only collection which differs from his previous books."" (Cassandra Vella via Goodreads) ""...one the bloodiest, gory, cannibalistic set of stories I've ever read."" (Kim Napolitano via Goodreads) ""...these stories are truly gripping."" (Syeda Sumayya Tariq via Goodreads) ""...I was too immersed to stop...was it ever hard to put this book down!"" (Amanda Turner via Goodreads)

Festive As F*ck

Author : Weldon Owen
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (867 download)

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Download or read book Festive As F*ck written by Weldon Owen and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.

How to Not Give a F*ck at Christmas

Author : Sarah Knight
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316471992
Total Pages : 22 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book How to Not Give a F*ck at Christmas written by Sarah Knight and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2016-11-28 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For a stressed-out, overbooked, steadfast giver of too many f*cks, the holidays can be your Kryptonite. In this season of giving, spending, going, doing, and more, it's all too easy to wear yourself out pleasing everyone else. In The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving A F*ck, Sarah Knight taught you how to shed your unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt, and devote your time and f*cks to things that make you happy. In this pint-sized ebook, she'll tell you how to apply the principles of not giving a f*ck that work for you 11 months of the year to the holiday season.

Mini Flashcards Language Games - Happy Holidays

Author : Susan Thomas
Publisher : Collins
ISBN 13 : 9781907584152
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (841 download)

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Download or read book Mini Flashcards Language Games - Happy Holidays written by Susan Thomas and published by Collins. This book was released on 2013-03-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pack of 40 colour flashcards for teaching and practising key vocabulary and grammar in the classroom. The flashcards in the Mini Flashcards Language Games series are memorable and effective prompts for learning and practising target language in pairs or groups in class. The series consists of 19 sets of flashcards covering topics such as 'Happy Holidays', 'At Home' and 'Prepositions & Directions'. * Fun and motivating for teachers and learners * Perfect for multi-sensory approaches to teaching * Language-focused * Great for independent or team learning * Suitable for all ages and language levels * Language and numbers dice also available

Warren Family Holiday Collection

Author : Gwyn McNamee
Publisher : Gwyn McNamee
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 620 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Warren Family Holiday Collection written by Gwyn McNamee and published by Gwyn McNamee. This book was released on 2022-06-30 with total page 620 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family holidays can be filled with drama. Especially when you're part of the Warren family and a billionaire. Expectations are set high. And failing to meet them can be catastrophic for the future. But the Warren children are willing to give up everything for true love. Find your holiday spirit and believe in happily ever afters again with The Warren Family Holiday Collection. This complete series collection includes Holiday Terminal, Holiday Bridal Wave, and Holiday Fake Date. Holiday Terminal - (A Second Chance Forced Proximity Secret Baby Billionaire Holiday Romance): Two hearts. One snowstorm. A second chance at love. Holiday Bridal Wave - (A Forbidden Office Fake Marriage Billionaire Holiday Romance): A fake marriage to secure a fortune. A feisty assistant planning it. Very complicated feelings. Holiday Fake Date - (A Fake Relationship Mistaken Identity Age Gap Virgin Billionaire Holiday Romance): A cross-country motorcycle road trip with a stranger. Mistaken identity. One tumultuous Thanksgiving dinner.

Happy Holidays

Author : Wickes Frances Gillespy
Publisher : Hardpress Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781290704557
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Happy Holidays written by Wickes Frances Gillespy and published by Hardpress Publishing. This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.

Subversive Cross Stitch

Author : Julie Jackson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811853477
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (534 download)

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Download or read book Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-04-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.