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Men Are Better Than Women

Author : Dick Masterson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 141695919X
Total Pages : 275 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book Men Are Better Than Women written by Dick Masterson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-04-08 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through a process of exhaustive man research he calls "keeping his eyes open," Dick Masterson has compiled a Magnum-size list of the ways men are better than women. It is an infallible compendium of man's greatness, filled with the most egregiously fallacious arguments ever put to words, but with some kind of miraculous, rock-solid man logic dripping like motor oil from every sentence. It is a manifesto more memorable than bullshit like High Fidelity or which Axe baby powder Maxim thinks you should slap on your nuts before clubbing, more chock-full of devastating man quotes than Oscar Wilde with two wangs. Most important, it is the only one of its kind. In Men Are Better Than Women, Dick Masterson dispenses logic from his man mouth into the eyes of his male readers like some kind of mighty mother man eagle with nutrient-rich word vomit. It's a book that makes you feel like driving a train into a dynamite factory and then tearing a telephone book apart with your bare hands, just because that's the way men have always done it. Masterson's chapters are simple and self-contained, demand no commitments from readers, and have an immediate payoff. Men Are Better Than Women is a dangerous work of satire -- not dangerous in a revolutionary sense, but dangerous in that it walks the razor-thin line between cruelty and absurdity. That line is called hilarious.

Linked

Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338629123
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (386 download)

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Download or read book Linked written by Gordon Korman and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-07-20 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unforgettable novel from the New York Times bestseller Gordon Korman Link, Michael, and Dana live in a quiet town. But it's woken up very quickly when someone sneaks into school and vandalizes it with a swastika. Nobody can believe it. How could such a symbol of hate end up in the middle of their school? Who would do such a thing? Because Michael was the first person to see it, he's the first suspect. Because Link is one of the most popular guys in school, everyone's looking to him to figure it out. And because Dana's the only Jewish girl in the whole town, everyone's treating her more like an outsider than ever. The mystery deepens as more swastikas begin to appear. Some students decide to fight back and start a project to bring people together instead of dividing them further. The closer Link, Michael, and Dana get to the truth, the more there is to face-not just the crimes of the present, but the crimes of the past. With Linked, Gordon Korman, the author of the acclaimed novel Restart, poses a mystery for all readers where the who did it? isn't nearly as important as the why?

The Meanings of Dress

Author : Kimberly A. Miller-Spillman
Publisher : Fairchild Books
ISBN 13 : 1501323873
Total Pages : 345 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book The Meanings of Dress written by Kimberly A. Miller-Spillman and published by Fairchild Books. This book was released on 2019-01-24 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "There are some really great readings that supplement the theoretical underpinnings of each chapter." Angie G. Liljequist, Fontbonne University, USA "A comprehensive compilation of readings for students studying the social and psychological aspects of appearance and dress." Jessica Strubel, University of North Texas, USA Learn how-and why-consumers buy clothing and accessories, and increase your global awareness as you study dress and appearance. Contributions are from writers on four continents and examples are from ten countries, including Ghana, Vietnam, Norway, and Jamaica, among others. The book includes more than 40 articles on topics such as wearable technology, cosplay, lesbian dress, and genderqueer fashion. - Contributors are experts in fashion theory, cultural studies, psychology, sociology, gender studies, religion, material culture, consumer behavior, and popular culture - Two separate chapters on gender and sexuality - International examples are included from Afghanistan, China, Ghana, India, Jamaica, Japan, Norway, the United Kingdom, the United States, and Vietnam - More than 100 black and white images PLEASE NOTE: Purchasing or renting this ISBN does not include access to the STUDIO resources that accompany this text. To receive free access to the STUDIO content with new copies of this book, please refer to the book + STUDIO access card bundle ISBN 9781501323942.

Love and Longing

Author : Robert Burgess
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1434916626
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (349 download)

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Download or read book Love and Longing written by Robert Burgess and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2012-04 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is nothing romantic about the war, only pain of separation and losing someone you hold close to your heart. They have been married for years, but Jim Fisher and his wife, Jen, are blessed with the kind of love that only grows stronger with time. Their perfect life, however, is punctuated by periods of dread whenever Jim flies to the most dangerous places in the Middle East to resume his military duties. Smack dab in the middle of war in Iraq, Major Jim Fisher bravely faces the hostile threat posed by the terrorist while Jen is in a different kind of battle faced by every military wife back in the United States. Both hold on to the promise that they will soon be together and things will be as if Jim has never left. When an unforeseen tragedy occurs and causes Jim to disappear, Jen finds herself clinging on to the last shred of hope that Jim is alive and remembers that, somewhere back home, she will always be waiting and longing for her love to return. --Page 4 of cover.

The Cult of Smart

Author : Fredrik deBoer
Publisher : All Points Books
ISBN 13 : 1250200385
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book The Cult of Smart written by Fredrik deBoer and published by All Points Books. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named one of Vulture’s Top 10 Best Books of 2020! Leftist firebrand Fredrik deBoer exposes the lie at the heart of our educational system and demands top-to-bottom reform. Everyone agrees that education is the key to creating a more just and equal world, and that our schools are broken and failing. Proposed reforms variously target incompetent teachers, corrupt union practices, or outdated curricula, but no one acknowledges a scientifically-proven fact that we all understand intuitively: Academic potential varies between individuals, and cannot be dramatically improved. In The Cult of Smart, educator and outspoken leftist Fredrik deBoer exposes this omission as the central flaw of our entire society, which has created and perpetuated an unjust class structure based on intellectual ability. Since cognitive talent varies from person to person, our education system can never create equal opportunity for all. Instead, it teaches our children that hierarchy and competition are natural, and that human value should be based on intelligence. These ideas are counter to everything that the left believes, but until they acknowledge the existence of individual cognitive differences, progressives remain complicit in keeping the status quo in place. This passionate, voice-driven manifesto demands that we embrace a new goal for education: equality of outcomes. We must create a world that has a place for everyone, not just the academically talented. But we’ll never achieve this dream until the Cult of Smart is destroyed.

The Life Swap

Author : Nancy Weber
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595378218
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (953 download)

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Download or read book The Life Swap written by Nancy Weber and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-12 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LET'S SWAP LIVES began the ad Nancy Weber placed in The Village Voice in February, 1973. Thirty-one, a swinging single writer, happy but yearning, Nancy wanted another woman to witness her life from within while Nancy was living a whole new kind of existence-loving strangers as her own (including kids, she hoped), doing other work, assuming a different dailiness. She and Micki Wrangler, a psychologist in an open marriage, swapped lives for one tumultuous week. Before reality TV, there was reality and The Life Swap recounts all the intimate details of an adventure often imitated but never equaled. "This book is the memoir of one of the bravest acts of literary guerilla warfare it has ever been my pleasure to encounter." -Harlan Ellison

Some Kind of Magic

Author : Mary Ann Marlowe
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 1496708075
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (967 download)

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Download or read book Some Kind of Magic written by Mary Ann Marlowe and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2017-01-31 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this “fun and flirty” debut, a shy scientist is swept off her feet by a rock star—but is it real romantic chemistry or just her love potion perfume (Night Owl Reviews)? Biochemist Eden Sinclair has no idea that the scent she spritzed on herself before leaving the lab is designed to enhance pheromones. Or that the cute guy she meets at her brother’s concert is the international rock god Adam Copeland. By the time she learns the truth, she’s already spent an unforgettable night in his bed . . . Now Eden, who’s more accustomed to disastrous dates set up by her mom, is going out with a gorgeous celebrity who loves how down-to-earth and honest she is. But for once, Eden isn’t being honest. She can’t bear to reveal that this overpowering attraction could be nothing more than seduction by science. And the only way to know how Adam truly feels is to ditch the perfume—and risk being ditched . . . “Sexy, engaging and original. I completely fell in love with Eden and Adam.” —Sydney Landon, New York Times–bestselling author

Loving Jared

Author : Nikita Slater
Publisher : Nikita Slater Writing Services Ltd.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Loving Jared written by Nikita Slater and published by Nikita Slater Writing Services Ltd.. This book was released on 2020-10-19 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bad boy romance novella by International Bestselling Author, Nikita Slater. Jared has a thing for damsels in distress, which is lucky since one lives next door to him. Amy needs something from Jared and she needs it fast; a cup of sugar for her apple pie. Amy tries to make life as normal as possible for her family while navigating her growing attraction to the hot biker living next door. When her family life becomes unbearably complicated, she’s helpless to deny the big gruff neighbour who insists on stepping in and helping. Jared is instantly drawn to his beautiful young neighbour. The more he learns about Amy the more he wants her. Until now, he’s lived his life stepping on both sides of the law, uncaring whether he lives or dies. But with an instant family in his future, Jared is looking to settle down. He just needs to convince his future wife. As danger stalks their new relationship, each meeting between Jared and Amy sparks a sizzling attraction that threatens to grow into a raging inferno. This 35,000 word standalone romance novella is the follow up to Loving Vincent. Sweet and sizzling with a dash of dark, it’s the perfect summer read! Keywords: novella, possessive alpha male, jealous possessive, gothic romance, seductive romance, alpha hero, suffering heroine, obsessive hero, passionate lovers, tortured heroine, single mom, children, struggling heroine, sexually romantic books, romantic suspense, standalone, happily ever after, love books, love stories, contemporary romance, friends to lovers, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, construction, possessive alpha romance, bestselling, bad boy, no cheating, revenge, stalker, protective hero, steamy, abused heroine

Big Daddy's Rules

Author : Steve Schirripa
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476706352
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Big Daddy's Rules written by Steve Schirripa and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author shares his misadventures in parenting two daughters, a journey that pitted his over-the-top personality against such challenges as boyfriends, birth control, and inappropriate teachers.

Echoes and Empires

Author : Morgan Rhodes
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593351657
Total Pages : 401 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (933 download)

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Download or read book Echoes and Empires written by Morgan Rhodes and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-01-04 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of the Falling Kingdoms series comes the first book in a brand-new duology about forbidden magic and dangerous secrets, for readers of Victoria Aveyard and Margaret Rogerson. Josslyn Drake knows only three things about magic: it’s rare, illegal, and always deadly. So when she’s caught up in a robbery gone wrong at the Queen’s Gala and infected by a dangerous piece of magic—one that allows her to step into the memories of an infamously evil warlock—she finds herself living her worst nightmare. Joss needs the magic removed before it corrupts her soul and kills her. But in Ironport, the cost of doing magic is death, and seeking help might mean scheduling her own execution. There’s nobody she can trust. Nobody, that is, except wanted criminal Jericho Nox, who offers her a deal: his help extracting the magic in exchange for the magic itself. And though she’s not thrilled to be working with a thief, especially one as infuriating (and infuriatingly handsome) as Jericho, Joss is desperate enough to accept. But Jericho is nothing like Joss expects. The closer she grows to Jericho and the more she sees of the world outside her pampered life in the city, the more Joss begins to question the beliefs she’s always taken for granted—beliefs about right and wrong, about power and magic, and even about herself. In an empire built on lies, the truth may be her greatest weapon.

Nobody Told Me I Was a Queen

Author : PJ Richardson
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1481728962
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (817 download)

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Download or read book Nobody Told Me I Was a Queen written by PJ Richardson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013-03-15 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When three friends first met, they never knew what drew them to each other. These three women share a connection that most women never talk about or care to relive. However, sometimes the past has a way of returning. It returns in a different package with a force that will change their lives forever.

Still Life

Author : Joy Fielding
Publisher : Seal Books
ISBN 13 : 0385672063
Total Pages : 437 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book Still Life written by Joy Fielding and published by Seal Books. This book was released on 2010-12-10 with total page 437 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Casey Marshall looks like she has it all; a successful interior design business, a devoted husband, friends who love her, and a family fortune that means a comfortable lifestyle. But looks can be deceiving. Casey has more than her fair share of worries. A successful business partnership with her long-time friend, Janine, ended when Casey left to pursue her dream of interior design. The effects of this old wound are felt in their mutual friendship with another friend, Gail, leaving the previously happy threesome feeling uneasy. Casey not only worries about her damaged friendship with Janine, but also her complicated relationship with her younger sister, Drew. After the deaths of their parents, Casey became responsible for her sibling, both financially and emotionally, creating a rift that has only deepened with time. The only salvation from these worries is her marriage to Warren. Successful, handsome, and completely enraptured by his wife, her husband is the perfect reward for a life that, contrary to what some believe, hasn’t always been smooth sailing. Before they married, Warren had even insisted on a prenuptial agreement that meant he would receive none of Casey’ s considerable family fortune should they divorce. She trusts him completely and now thoughts of starting a family are beginning to take hold. Distracted by thoughts of a baby, Casey didn’t hear the car until it was too late. It slammed into her at almost fifty miles an hour, breaking nearly every bone in her body and plunging her into a coma. Lying in her hospital bed, Casey slowly begins to realize that although she is unable to see or communicate, she can hear everything that goes on around her. She soon discovers that her friends aren’t necessarily the people she thought them to be — and that her accident might not have been an accident at all. As she struggles to break free from her living death, she begins to wonder if what lies ahead could be even worse.

Then There Was You

Author : Miranda Liasson
Publisher : Forever
ISBN 13 : 1455541796
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Download or read book Then There Was You written by Miranda Liasson and published by Forever. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Angel Falls, a small-town so delightful even enemies can't help falling in love in this "emotional, heartwarming romance you can't put down." (Lori Wilde, New York Times bestselling author) Angel Falls is the last place Sara Langdon wants to be. Her hometown may be charming, but it's also filled with memories of her "wedding-that-never-was." Yet Sara's grandmother needs her, and joining her dad at his medical practice gives Sara time to figure out what she wants for her future. But when her first patient turns out to be Colton Walker, the man who sabotaged her wedding, Sara starts to wonder if she'll ever be able to escape her past. As police chief, Colton Walker is devoted to his small town, and he's equally determined to avoid its newest resident. He and Sara have always gotten along like oil and water, and since the bachelor party incident, he's her Enemy #1. But after sharing an unexpected--and unexpectedly hot--kiss, Colton starts to wonder if the woman he's always fighting with is the one he should be fighting for. Praise for Miranda Liasson: "Liasson will make you laugh and melt your heart in this can't miss read."-- Marina Adair, #1 bestselling author of Summer in Napa "Ably tugs at the heartstrings with this poignant contemporary"--Publishers Weekly "Then There Was You was captivating and unputdownable." -- Under the Covers "A delightful and sexy small-town tale of love lost and found!" -- Fresh Fiction What readers are saying about Then There Was You "I absolutely adored this. It was a wonderful story filled with so much heart and love that completely filled me up. Excellent read!" "This story warmed my heart...I loved the quirky small-town vibe and the characters' strong sense of family." "Then There Was You is perfect for someone who enjoys romances in a small town setting. It was engaging from the beginning and above all, sweet and cozy." "Full of heart, sharp one-liners and some definite tear-worthy moments."

No More Mr. Nice Guy

Author : Chet Kelly Robinson
Publisher : One World/Ballantine
ISBN 13 : 0307755428
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book No More Mr. Nice Guy written by Chet Kelly Robinson and published by One World/Ballantine. This book was released on 2011-07-20 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mitchell Stone has had it! No more Mr. Nice Guy. Sick and tired of dates that end with a pat on the back, he’s decided it’s time to even his odds with the ladies and become the type of man they really seem to want: a mysterious, mischievous, deceitful Dog! With the help of his “Player” instructors, Tony and Trey, he’s dipping his toe into a stream of booty calls, baby-mamas, and sexual spin, winning over every woman who crosses his path! Nikki Coleman has had it, too! The men in her life have been good for one thing: disappointment. There’s her high school sweetheart, Barry, a successful attorney who got someone else pregnant and derailed Nikki’s early hopes of marriage. Then there’s Jomo, a guitarist who’s great in bed—except Nikki’s not the only one he’s great in bed with. There’s Mitchell Stone, an old friend and fellow executive at her record company, who’s handsome but just a little too nice. Last but not least, there’s her father, Gene Coleman, who took a few years to acknowledge that, yeah, she’s his. Now that a case of sexual harassment has Nikki on the verge of losing her job and with it her entire career in the music industry, the lack of a strong man in her life is even more painful. She can survive on her own, but in her heart she wants a Mr. Right to stand by her side and help her ride out the storm. Meanwhile, Mitchell is well on his way to becoming a real Player. With his handbook of “Dog rules” and a new, swaggering style, he’s attracting women left and right. He’s even got Nikki reconsidering their just-friends status. But has this Dog bitten off more than he can chew? And will Mitchell’s newfound womanizing ways come back to bite him before he and Nikki find true love? From the Trade Paperback edition.

Razzle

Author : Ellen Wittlinger
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439116334
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Razzle written by Ellen Wittlinger and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-03 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One summer can change everything... Kenyon Baker is not happy about moving to Cape Cod halfway through high school, but his parents have decided to retire there to run a summer cottage colony. At least they'll let him have his own darkroom, provided he helps prepare the colony for guests. The early hours and hard work compound Ken's unhappiness, but just when he thinks he'll never make it through the summer, he meets Razzle Penney. Skinny, buzz-cut Razzle isn't afraid to act differently from everyone else, and she simultaneously becomes Ken's friend and his muse, as he takes a series of inspiring photos of her. However, Razzle also introduces Ken to beautiful, aggressive Harley, causing a rift in their friendship. Just when it seems things can't get more complicated, Razzle's mother breezes into town, and Razzle learns more about her past than she wants to know....

The Annotated Abbott and Costello

Author : Matthew Coniam
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476682445
Total Pages : 491 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)

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Download or read book The Annotated Abbott and Costello written by Matthew Coniam and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2022-12-19 with total page 491 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Abbott and Costello were the most popular comedians of the 1940s, with burlesque-inspired routines that enthralled audiences on both radio and television. Oddly, their films have not received the same level of attention from critics and writers as those of other comedy teams. This book is a scene-by-scene, film-by-film guide to their movies, making a compelling case for their inclusion at the very top of comic artists. Featuring new research and some surprising revelations, the book introduces newcomers to the delights of this uproarious team and provides confirmed fans with the ultimate companion to their work. Also included is a foreword by John Landis, the celebrated director and Abbott and Costello devotee.

About to be a Dad!

Author : Yiannis Parassiris
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 147721559X
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book About to be a Dad! written by Yiannis Parassiris and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-08-03 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you think that a man is indifferent to the fact that he is going to be a father because he doesn’t have the maternal instinct, then you need to read this book. It is the stripping down of a man’s psyche, a man about to become a father. The paternal instinct changed him for ever...before the child came! When my wife and I decided to have a child, my feelings were so intense that I felt I would burst from joy, agony, sweet anticipation and...fear! Would I be able to support my pregnant wife and understand what she is going through? How involved could I be in the incredible changes in her body and mind? Would I be strong enough to prepare for the coming of a child and worthy of the gift that Mother Nature decided to bless us with?