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Book Synopsis Happy Birthday You Selfie Cunt by : Occasional Sarcasm
Download or read book Happy Birthday You Selfie Cunt written by Occasional Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday You Selfie Twat by : Notebook Sarcasm
Download or read book Happy Birthday You Selfie Twat written by Notebook Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday You Cunt! by : T. Wat.
Download or read book Happy Birthday You Cunt! written by T. Wat. and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book of hilarious jokes is the perfect birthday for the special c**t in your life.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday, Cunt!? by : R. J. Duncan
Download or read book Happy Birthday, Cunt!? written by R. J. Duncan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-22 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS IS THE BEST CARD YOU WILL EVER GET! BECAUSE IT'S NOT A CARD AT ALL! IT'S A BOOK! CHECK OUT ALL THE OTHER BOOKS IN THE "BETTER THAN A CARD" SERIES This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor. Fill in the book with whatever you feel is appropriate: pictures; best wishes from you and all of the birthday boy's/girl's friends; finger paintings; whatever!
Book Synopsis Disappearing Act by : Robert Sheehan
Download or read book Disappearing Act written by Robert Sheehan and published by Gill & Macmillan Ltd. This book was released on 2021-10-22 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his debut collection of short stories, Robert Sheehan disappears into characters, challenging the complacencies of everyday experience, often from entirely unexpected angles. Informed by the author's peripatetic life, Disappearing Act reflects on the absurdity of human behaviour. Sheehan delves deep into his characters' streams of self-talk and self-imposed delusions, exploring the dark impulses that lurk below the shiny surfaces of many outwardly normal lives. Dark and provocative, the collection will stay with the reader long after the book is finished. Warning: Contains Adult Content
Book Synopsis Knocking Up Karen Series Bundle by : Sharon Love
Download or read book Knocking Up Karen Series Bundle written by Sharon Love and published by Adult Tagged. This book was released on with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Big mouthed Karens are knocked up by alpha males! This revenge bundle of short stories involve ALL the Karens who attract attention by alpha men for their outrageous antics in the Knocking Up Karen Series. They offer limited backstory, so you can get to the good parts fast. Long Title List: Quieting The Loud Karen Downstairs Driving Into A Loud Karen Milf Charming Panties Off A Loud Karen Used Loud Karen Gets Revenge With Ex Driver Silences Loud Karen In The Back Seat Bareback Birthday Present For A Loud Karen Loud Karen Bridezilla Cut Off On Her Big Day Loud Karen Roommate Done Dirty For Outburst Capturing Loud Mouthed Karen On Video Loud Out Of Control Karen Stunned By Big Stiff Catching Loud Voyeur Karen Spying In Window Ramming Loud Karen Speechless On Blind Date Experience multiple quick climaxes with this erotic taboo claiming short story bundle. Tap the buy button and possess twelve satisfying endings for yourself.
Download or read book American Girls written by Nancy Jo Sales and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2017-01-24 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller Award-winning Vanity Fair writer Nancy Jo Sales crisscrossed the country talking to more than two hundred girls between the ages of thirteen and nineteen about their experiences online and off. They are coming of age online in a hypersexualized culture that has normalized extreme behavior, from pornography to the casual exchange of nude photographs; a culture rife with a virulent new strain of sexism; a culture in which teenagers are spending so much time on technology and social media that they are not developing basic communication skills. The dominant force in the lives of girls coming of age in America today is social media: Instagram, Whisper, Vine, Youtube, Kik, Ask.fm, Tinder. Provocative, explosive, and urgent, American Girls will ignite much-needed conversation about how we can help our daughters and sons negotiate the new social and sexual norms that govern their lives.
Book Synopsis I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness by : Claire Vaye Watkins
Download or read book I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness written by Claire Vaye Watkins and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A darkly funny, soul-rending novel of love in an epoch of collapse-one woman's furious revisiting of family, marriage, work, sex, and motherhood. Since my baby was born, I have been able to laugh and see the funny side of things. a) As much as I ever did. b) Not quite as much now. c) Not so much now. d) Not at all. Leaving behind her husband and their baby daughter, a writer gets on a flight for a speaking engagement in Reno, not carrying much besides a breast pump and a spiraling case of postpartum depression. Her temporary escape from domestic duties and an opportunity to reconnect with old friends mutates into an extended romp away from the confines of marriage and motherhood, and a seemingly bottomless descent into the past. Deep in the Mojave Desert where she grew up, she meets her ghosts at every turn: the first love whose self-destruction still haunts her; her father, a member of the most famous cult in American history; her mother, whose native spark gutters with every passing year. She can't go back in time to make any of it right, but what exactly is her way forward? Alone in the wilderness, at last she begins to make herself at home in the world. Bold, tender, and often hilarious, I Love You but I've Chosen Darkness reaffirms Watkins as one of the single writers of our time.
Book Synopsis Pornographic Novel by : Daniel f. Bradley
Download or read book Pornographic Novel written by Daniel f. Bradley and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-03-05 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: arrests woman for beating to death ten year old maid after accusing the girl of stealing lacey black bra and see through panties up with bees the socialist paradise is upon us by an esteemed connoisseur of assery how clean is the equipment likely to be at an all girl knife fight it's an honour to meet you during last week's meteor shower they will paid me nine hundred dollars for relentless twenty four seven careerism alone constantly negotiate access to the most explicit content available it's on like donkey kong keep making babies breed whites out of existence someone else always has to do it for me luckily that's not been hard cackle like a witch house looks like a brothel i bite my toenails i have two superpowers both of them have nipples
Book Synopsis End of Discussion by : Mary Katharine Ham
Download or read book End of Discussion written by Mary Katharine Ham and published by Forum Books. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a new foreword for the paperback edition reflecting Trump's election and the recent uproar surrounding right-leaning speakers on college campuses, this unapologetic conservative duo featured on FOX News, Townhall, The Federalist, and CNN combat the silencing of free speech in America. They're trying to silence you. But don't let them dictate the End of Discussion. In the age of Trump, a prejudice against free speech is spreading, fueled by a growing movement that believes ideas must be squelched to "protect" people. The presidential election of 2016 should have been the clearest sign yet to the Left that trying to convince half the country to shut up is not the same as actually convincing them. And yet, in its wake, the impulse to stifle and punish "incorrect" viewpoints, and the "deplorables" who voice them, is alive and well. It's a vicious and ironic cycle, especially in academia, where dissenting speech is deemed dangerous and equated to violence -- while actual violence is justified to bully its proponents. From Berkeley to Middlebury, the mob is on the march. Free speech isn't always pretty, but it's vital to the American way. We have to make America talk again. End of Discussion arms readers to find their voices and fight back against the death of debate.
Book Synopsis We're Just Good Lovers by : Sandy Ballestra
Download or read book We're Just Good Lovers written by Sandy Ballestra and published by Babelcube Inc. This book was released on 2018-11-14 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of Beatrice, Marco and Giacomo. Complicated and troubled, their lives are in the hands of a cruel destiny that wreaks havoc with their feelings and decisions. Beatrice, young, beautiful and irrational, is engaged to Giacomo, her exact opposite, a man who knows what he wants from life and exactly how to get it, when she suddenly meets Marco. Bea works as a receptionist at a delightful country inn and it is there that she meets Marco, a talented and romantic chef, whose only certainties in life are his passion for his job and, above all, his love for Beatrice. The relationship between them soon becomes more than just a special friendship, and they find themselves swept away by an all - consuming passion that leads Beatrice towards a dramatic turning point in her life. After ten years of regrets and things left unsaid, the two ex-lovers meet again, bringing unresolved problems to the surface. Finally, Beatrice will have to face up to the choices she made and the truths she hid, challenging the very existences of the three main characters and their respective beliefs.
Book Synopsis The Vagina Monologues by : Eve Ensler
Download or read book The Vagina Monologues written by Eve Ensler and published by Villard Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drawing on conversations with hundreds of women about their genitalia, the author presents a collection of performance pieces from her one-woman show of the same name.
Book Synopsis Seducing My Guardian by : Katee Robert
Download or read book Seducing My Guardian written by Katee Robert and published by Trinkets and Tales LLC. This book was released on 2021-03-22 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the night my parents die, I meet a sexy stranger who tells me he’s my new guardian. Before I can as much as blink, he ships me off to boarding school and then ignores me for three years…until he shows up on my nineteenth birthday to save me from myself. For six years, that’s his routine. Show up on my birthday. Save me. Tempt me. And then send me on my way when the chemistry between us sizzles too hot. That all ends tonight. I’m twenty-five and at midnight I gain control of my trust fund. After this, I never have to see Devan again and he’ll no longer drive me wild with his devastating dominance. This year, all I want for my birthday is twenty-four hours with my guardian. After nine years of taboo desire and built-up lust, I have a lot of unfulfilled fantasies to act out.
Book Synopsis What Planet Can I Blame This On? by : Ellie Pilcher
Download or read book What Planet Can I Blame This On? written by Ellie Pilcher and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2021-06-03 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect job. Perfect boyfriend. Perfect life. But the universe had other ideas... The funniest book you'll read all year! Perfect for fans of Beth O'Leary, Mhairi McFarlane and Lucy Vine. 'Utterly swoon worthy' 'Just great fun' 'Fresh, funny and fascinating' 'A stunning debut' The stars are not in position - and Krystal Baker is determined to make them fall in line. It's Krystal's 29th birthday. This year: · Her boyfriend finally proposed after six years of dating (only for her to find out he cheated on her for five and a half of them) · She landed her dream job as a writer at Craze magazine (which swiftly fell into administration) · She moved into her dream flat overlooking the city (just for the pipes to explode making the place unliveable) As she mourns everything wrong in her life, her best friend mutters the dreaded words: Saturn Return. The time in a woman's life where Saturn returns to the position it was in on the day of their birth, 29.5 years ago, and, according to legend, everything falls apart. Krystal has never bought into astrology but maybe it's time to re-evaluate - because if the stars got her into this mess, they can get her out of it. And she only has six months to make things right. Loaded with crystals, horoscopes, tarot cards and a carefully aligned chakra or two, Krystal's determined to have her life back on track by the time Saturn returns. No longer shall she brand herself a 'human disaster' because this time it's not her fault, it's written in the treacherous stars. But can Krystal learn to follow her heart, not her horoscope? Praise for Ellie Pilcher: 'Laugh-out-loud funny, brilliantly written and utterly swoon worthy, What Planet Can I Blame This On? is the book we all need right now. Such a fun read!' - Holly Martin, author of Autumn Skies over Ruby Falls 'Perfect reading for twenty and thirty-somethings, written in the language of failed relationships and the hope for something better. Wry, witty, insightful, fast-paced and just great fun, this is a fabulous debut. It represents so much of what people go through on the pathway to finding out what they really want. It's going to be a hugely popular read.' - Helen Fields, author of the DI Callanach thrillers 'It's rare that a book really makes me laugh out loud, but this one did. Krystal's sassy, authentic narration carries the reader effortlessly as she prepares for her 'Saturn Return' and delves into its meaning. I felt as if I were living her problematic life with her! I think I fell in love with Ryan a little before she did . . .' - Sue Moorcroft, author of One Summer in Italy 'A joyous romp into the highs and pitfalls of following your stars.' - Beth Corby, author of Leave It To Fate 'What a stunning debut this is! I loved the cast of Krystal and her friends. Throw in a new interest in horoscopes and an episode of Hoarders (I've watched the whole series during lockdown) then this is the perfect read, even if it isn't always written in the stars! An author to look out for!' - Catherine Miller, author of Waiting For You 'Fresh, fun and fascinating from an exciting new talent.' - Bella Osborne, author of Meet Me at Pebble Beach 'It's fresh, wise and hugely funny and real - a celebration of that tricky late twenties stage when you reckon you should have it all figured out - but definitely haven't. When neither your horoscopes - nor even your very best friends - have all the answers. I loved it!' - Fiona Gibson, author of The Dog Share 'Delightful, fun and full of laugh-out-loud moments' - Gillian Harvey, author of Perfect On Paper
Download or read book Quirkyalone written by Sasha Cagen and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2006-01-03 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: quirkyalone (kwur.kee.uh.lohn) n. adj. A person who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than date for the sake of being in a couple. With unique traits and an optimistic spirit; a sensibility that transcends relationship status. Also adj. Of, relating to, or embodying quirkyalones. See also: romantic, idealist, independent. Are you a quirkyalone? Do you know someone who is? Do you believe life can be prosperous and great with or without a mate? Do you value your friendships as much as your romantic relationships? Do gut instincts guide your most important decisions? Are you often among the first on the dance floor? Coupled or single, man or woman, social butterfly or shrinking violet, quirkyalones have walked among us, invisible until now. Through the coining of a new word, this tribe has been given a voice. Meet the quirkyalones. Read about: The quirkyalone nation: where we live, what we do Quirkytogethers (quirkyalones who have entered long–term relationships) Sex and the single quirkyalone Romantic obsession: the dark side of the quirkyalone's romantic personality Quirkyalones throughout history (profiles in courage)
Book Synopsis Crafting with Feminism by : Bonnie Burton
Download or read book Crafting with Feminism written by Bonnie Burton and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2016-10-18 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab a handful of glitter and get your girl power on with 25 subversive and easy-to-make projects. This is what a feminist crafter looks like! Crafting with Feminism features 25 irreverent and easy-to-make projects that celebrate everything that rocks about girls, gals, and badass women. Wear your ideology on your sleeve by creating fierce custom merit badges. Prove that the political is personal with DIY power panties. Get cozy with a handmade Huggable Uterus Body Pillow, or craft heroine finger puppets to honor great women like Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Frida Kahlo, and bell hooks. Featuring tips on everything from beginner sewing stitches to building a kickin’ party playlist, and a totally empowering forward from “Queen of Geeks” Felicia Day, this book has everything you need for an awesome crafternoon.
Download or read book Among the Innocent written by Mary Alford and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2022-06-07 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Leah Miller's entire Amish family was murdered ten years ago, the person believed responsible took his own life. Since then, Leah left the Amish and joined the police force. Now, after another Amish woman is found murdered with the same MO, it becomes clear that the wrong man may have been blamed for her family's deaths. As Leah and the new police chief, Dalton Cooper, work long hours struggling to fit the pieces together in order to catch the killer, they can't help but grow closer. When secrets from both of their pasts begin to surface, an unexpected connection between them is revealed. But this is only the beginning. Could it be that the former police chief framed an innocent man to keep the biggest secret of all buried? And what will it mean for Leah--and Dalton--when the full truth comes to light? USA Today bestselling author Mary Alford keeps you guessing as two determined souls plumb the dark depths of the past in order to forge a brighter future--together.
