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Book Synopsis Guys, Shut Your Cakeholes and Listen! by : Sean T. Taeschner
Download or read book Guys, Shut Your Cakeholes and Listen! written by Sean T. Taeschner and published by Author House. This book was released on 2011-03-15 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "He never listens to me!" This is the number-one complaint of women about men. Having discovered the secret to capturing and holding a woman's heart, Sean Taeschner has put together a compelling guide for men and women detailing how to succeed in loving relationships.
Book Synopsis Accursed: Unselfish Love by : Lanaya Pickett
Download or read book Accursed: Unselfish Love written by Lanaya Pickett and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-07-29 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Long ago there were six friends who paid the price of playing a nasty joke of a very spiteful demon witch. Cruely betrayed and slain by her one true love, Yoki made the friends pay with just a simple curse of immortality. Not only did this curse effect them, but their children Catori, Calan, Padan and Nina grew up in the small town of Jackson, NH and never could leave for more than two months. There were a few children who were not born of the land but still the condemned. When they found Kade, Tala and Joss everything seemed to fall in place. There was a way to break this ungodly curse. But before they could do there, Catori started having her dreams again, and there was an something of the supernatural killing humans, humans who knew what Catori and her family really were. Could Catori and her family and newfound friends actually break some part of the wicked curse or will it not be that easy?
Download or read book The Doubter written by Claes Johansen and published by Lindhardt og Ringhof. This book was released on 2020-09-30 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I shook his shoulder. ‘All right? You all right, Dave? Dave?’ He leaned his head back and closed his eyes hard, as he clenched his fists and started beating them against the wall. ‘We need to get you to a hospital,’ I said. ‘Nah, fuck that. Let’s just get away from here.’ We walked on through the rain. He still limped but seemed a lot less injured than I had feared. He said nothing, and I was silent too. At four o’clock in the morning I dragged him up the staircase and into my hotel room. In December 1979, Thomas returns to suburban Copenhagen after a year in London, where he has been playing organ in a New Wave band. Before long he meets an old school mate, Henrik, and they decide to form a band to bring the partly modern, partly retro-orientated style of Mod music to Denmark. There are long flashbacks to Thomas’ experiences in London during the now legendary 1979 Mod Revival, including the making of the film Quadrophenia. But that era is now over and gone, and Thomas decides to remain in Denmark, although he sees the country as hopelessly stuck in the Hippie era. Meanwhile, he strikes up a relationship with Mia and begins studying at university. However, things get muddled up, the band is drowning in bad gigs, and in the midst of it all Thomas gradually becomes aware of a dark family secret. Claes Johansen (b. 1957) is one of the most prolific Danish writers of his generation. He is bilingual and has so far published 40 books in Danish and English, written several plays for the Danish and Irish State Broadcasting Corporations and carried out work for several British record labels. He has also played in record-releasing New Wave/Mod Revival bands the Squad and Route 66. Claes Johansen moved from Denmark to England in 1992 and today lives in Ireland along with his wife, with whom he has three daughters.
Download or read book A Short Gentleman written by Jon Canter and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-01-31 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How did Robert Purcell, distinguished barrister and perfect specimen of the British Establishment, end up in prison? An intellectual giant but an emotional pygmy, Robert is a man struggling to come to terms with the forces that have brought him down, from the wife who wanted him to change, to the ex-girlfriend who came back to haunt him and the childhood bully who turned into an adult bully. Despite everything, Robert remains the same magnificently self-righteous man he always was, utterly resistant to therapy, change and the emotional demands of the opposite sex.
Download or read book A Call To Cthulhu written by Norm Konyu and published by Titan Comics. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even Cosmic Gods fear an unknown caller! When Cthulhu, the Great Old One, receives a phone call in the middle of the night, he is not prepared for the conversation that is about to take place. Part comic book, part artbook, part storybook, A Call To Cthulhu is a fun, irreverent trip through the classic stories of HP Lovecraft, the influential horror writer, and a perfect introduction to his work for your little terrors! HP Lovecraft’s stories and Cthulhu mythos would inspire later writers such as Stephen King and Alan Moore, and today form the backbone of many movies, TV series, books, comics and games.
Download or read book Past-It Notes written by Maureen Lipman and published by JR Books Limited. This book was released on 2013-02-18 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life the Lipman way is always unexpected, and the hilarious and witty way in which she recalls her adventures and misadventures has made her a bestselling author and national treasure. Past-it Notes is the ultimate Maureen Lipman collection, drawing on choice material from her six previous books (re-visited and re-worked) laced with a heady dose of extremely funny new autobiographical material. Past-it Notes is packed with beguiling showbiz anecdotes, wonderful stories, eccentric characters, bizarre situations and memorable encounters Ð recalled and recorded with gusto and relish, including affectionate recollections of her late husband, the playwright Jack Rosenthal, and of her mother and Muse, the inimitable Zelma. From entertaining the neighbours at the age of four with impressions of Alma Cogan to entertaining the nation on TV, from struggling with her laptop to film-roles and award-winning stage triumphs as diverse as The Pianist and Oklahoma Ð and not forgetting her iconic creation Beattie, star of thirty five British Telecom commercials Ð Maureen combines stories of her whirlwind professional life, and confessions of the chaos that often threatens to engulf her personal life, with a style and wit that is utterly and uniquely her own. Ô Thank the Lord for Maureen LipmanÉ she is fast becoming a national treasure. She has a lightness of touch that glides over the poignant and the hilarious with elegance and gives voice to a generation that is increasingly and lamentably overlooked.Õ Sunday Express Born in Hull, actress Maureen Lipman has written six best-selling books, the most recent being Lip Reading. She has won numerous awards for her television and theatrical work including the Laurence Olivier and Variety Club of Great Britain Awards.
Download or read book The Monodreme written by Ian Moore and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-05-20 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What would happen if you could make anything happen? When four ordinary British school kids have an encounter with a fallen angel from the stars one of them becomes as powerful as God. School time is over for everybody now, only there are still some questions to be answered. Who will be punished, who will be forgiven? What is worth saving, what will be erased? How do gods keep themselves from going insane with power, and why in Heaven and on Earth should they even try to?
Download or read book The Dawn - Volume I written by and published by Debra Milligan. This book was released on with total page 952 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The House at Phantom Park by : Graham Masterton
Download or read book The House at Phantom Park written by Graham Masterton and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2022-10-13 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Disturbing. Original. Terrifying. The 'master of horror' is back with the chilling tale of what lurks in the walls of an abandoned hospital. In this abandoned hospital, pain lives on... and it wants revenge. St Philomena's military hospital has been abandoned for over three years. Now Lilian Chesterfield is in charge of developing it into a luxury-housing complex. But as soon as she and her colleagues start work in the mansion, they hear screaming from wards full of empty beds and see faces peering at them from the mullioned windows. Lilian doesn't believe in the supernatural. But just when she's put her mind at rest by scouring the mansion from top to bottom, a warning arrives. The hospital is haunted. And it is haunted by something a thousand times more terrifying than ghosts... Perfect for fans of The Haunting of Hill House, The Shining and The Woman in Black. 'Grisly, relentlessly chilling' Science Fiction Chronicle Praise for Graham Masterton: 'One of Britain's finest horror writers' Daily Mail 'A true master of horror' James Herbert 'One of the most original and frightening storytellers of our time' Peter James 'God, he's good' Stephen King
Download or read book Crazy Horse written by and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 696 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Bloomsbury Dictionary of Idioms by : Gordon Jarvie
Download or read book Bloomsbury Dictionary of Idioms written by Gordon Jarvie and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2009-11-01 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From credit crunch to golden parachute, barking up the wrong tree to storm in a tea cup in this book, Gordon Jarvie explains all you need to know about these and 3,000 other common English idioms. Packed with nuggets of fascinating information, the Bloomsbury Dictionary of Idioms traces the origins of these phrases, explains meanings and gives examples of up-to-date usage. Ideal for word buffs and English students alike, this book will help all users of English to mind their (linguistic) ps and qs.
Book Synopsis Of Blood and Honey by : Stina Leicht
Download or read book Of Blood and Honey written by Stina Leicht and published by Start Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2011-02-01 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liam never knew who his father was. The town of Derry had always assumed that he was the bastard of a protestant — his mother never spoke of him, and Liam assumed he was dead. But when the war between the fallen and the fey began to heat up, Liam and his family are pulled into a conflict that they didn’t know existed. A centuries old conflict between supernatural forces seems to mirror the political divisions in 1970’s era Ireland, and Liam is thrown headlong into both conflicts! Only the direct intervention of Liam’s real father, and a secret catholic order dedicated to fighting “The Fallen” can save Liam... from the mundane and supernatural forces around him, and from the darkness that lurks within him.
Book Synopsis The Liquor Vicar by : Vince R. Ditrich
Download or read book The Liquor Vicar written by Vince R. Ditrich and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Tony Vicar: failed rockstar-turned-DJ, small-town curmudgeon, and ... miracle worker? Reduced to DJing rural weddings, Tony Vicar feels the bite of failure. A frustrated and failed musician, unable to discern why he has not ascended to stardom, his only defence is to see the world through the lens of gallows humour, absurdism, and black comedy. At his lowest moment he meets former exotic dancer Jacquie O, and they begin a strange and unlikely courtship. When the pair come upon a fatal car accident, Vicar gives aid to a woman who’s barely clinging to life. His nearly miraculous ministrations succeed, and his actions become big news. But what Vicar calls luck is seen as something more magical by everyone else, rocketing him from complete unknown to massive celebrity to legend. Along the way he attracts the attention of dangerous siren Serena, who makes an outrageous play to take Vicar for her own. In this rollicking farce, Tony Vicar will finally have to face the consequences of his enduring dream of celebrity.
Book Synopsis Зеленая миля / The Green Mile by : Стивен Кинг
Download or read book Зеленая миля / The Green Mile written by Стивен Кинг and published by Litres. This book was released on 2018-07-26 with total page 600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Надзиратель Пол Эджкомб видел самых разных заключенных за годы своей работы в блоке смертников тюрьмы «Холодная гора». Но он никогда не видел никого, похожего на Джона Коффи.Текст произведения снабжен грамматическим комментарием и словарем, в который вошли слова, содержащиеся в тексте. Благодаря этому книга подойдет для любого уровня владения английским языком.
Book Synopsis Made in Yaroslavl by : Jeremy Weingard
Download or read book Made in Yaroslavl written by Jeremy Weingard and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Soviet Union in 1983: If you want to get ahead, don't succeed too much. Made in Yaroslavl follows two shameless fraudsters, forerunners of the present day Russian gangsters, as they scour the Soviet Union in 1983 in search of the essential ingredients of the renowned Yaroslavl pickled cucumber.
Download or read book Farperoo written by Mark Lamb and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Assignment Gestapo written by Sven Hassel and published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson. This book was released on 2010-07-22 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sobering portrait of the absurdity of the Nazi regime and the atrocities committed by Hitler's secret police. 'Frighteningly vivid, a most strongly felt piece of writing' IRISH TIMES After months of fighting a savage war on the Eastern Front, the 27th Penal Regiment - men considered little more than criminals - are joined by German reserves. A garrison has been attacked and occupied by Russian troops. The German soldiers have been slaughtered. Sven Hassel and his comrades are ordered to get behind Russian lines and massacre those responsible. But this is only the beginning... Because then the orders change: the regiment are sent to Hamburg, where their next assignment is guard duty for the mercilessly cruel Gestapo...
