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Book Synopsis God's Got Jokes by : Rodney D. Harper
Download or read book God's Got Jokes written by Rodney D. Harper and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis God's Got Jokes by : Neosho C Ponder
Download or read book God's Got Jokes written by Neosho C Ponder and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-20 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In God's Got Jokes, author Neosho C. Ponder allows the reader into the most personal and vulnerable parts of her life. As she battled the hardships of cancer, she learned that some of those who supported her succumbed to their own battles of cancer. You will hear stories such as: Being evicted during chemotherapy, which finally led to her seeing the humor and not choosing to give up. The financial adversity that affects cancer patients too sick to work, those undergoing treatments and multiple surgeries. The loss of several loved ones in a short time during the battle of a lifetime. The deeper connection to faith, family, and self, despite mental health struggles. Ponder's resilience is astonishing. She never let her diagnosis keep her from doing anything, including traveling to taking care of others that needed her. God's Got Jokes is a long-awaited companion to those fighting cancer, have faced your own difficult journey, or just appreciate winning!
Book Synopsis Live, Love, Laugh With God by : Joyce Briscoe
Download or read book Live, Love, Laugh With God written by Joyce Briscoe and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a daily touch and words from God to let you know that all things are possible through God that loves, hears, and knows you. This book is also to help you learn all sides of God.
Download or read book Checking In written by Michelle Williams and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I need help.” Those three words saved Grammy Award–winning singer Michelle Williams’s life. After decades of sweeping her anxiety and depression under the rug—even during her years in the spotlight with Destiny’s Child—Michelle found herself planning her own funeral. Realizing that she needed immediate help and could no longer battle her anxiety and depression alone, she checked herself into a treatment facility. When she came home, she was energized and determined to check in on a regular basis with herself, God, and others. Practical, engaging, and full of wisdom, Checking In helps us understand that building walls around our vulnerability can hinder our healing; we need to reject the lies of anxiety and depression and replace them with the truth of God’s Word; joy can be found when we release toxic thought patterns; childhood wounds need to be healed; freedom can be found when we forgive ourselves and others; and a beautiful life comes from living honestly. An uplifting, behind-the-scenes look at one woman's path to healing, Checking In reminds you that you are not alone, and that God is not yet finished writing your story.
Download or read book God Is in Your Mess written by T. Gray and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2023-06-14 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God is in your mess. Yes, I said it. He is in your crisis, your downfall; whatever that is. The bad marriage, the unplanned pregnancy, being evicted from your home, the date rape, or molestation; He is there. The car being repossessed, the loss of a job, the abusive relationship, or drug addiction; God is right there with you in the muck. I know this is hard to believe but He is. There isn't any storm or crisis, He can't help you through. "God is in Your Mess, Your Crisis, Your Downfall" is a transparent chapter -by -chapter testimony of God coming to my rescue. I wasn't a perfect person. I was broken and flawed but God still showed up in my storms. It is my desire through these pages; to help you see how God moves and that He shows no favoritism. The same as He has done for me; He can ,and will do for you; if only you believe.
Book Synopsis She Who Finds A Husband: by : E.N. Joy
Download or read book She Who Finds A Husband: written by E.N. Joy and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What was the pastor of New Day Temple of Faith thinking, approving the creation of the New Day Singles Ministry? Better yet, what were its members thinking when they joined? Doreen, lovingly known as the Church Mother of New Day, thought that when she presented the idea of the ministry to the pastor, it could serve as a foundation to empower, encourage, and enlighten the church's single members. But when only women join and Doreen learns that all these women want only one thing out of the ministry—help in finding a man—her mission goes astray. She Who Finds a Husband is what you get when you combine some Divine, some Independent, some Virtuous, some Animated, and some Stoic personalities all in one setting—DIVAS! Dig into this soap opera in print as the women of New Day Temple of Faith Singles Ministry set flight to include men in their future, not realizing that the past is what's keeping them bound.
Book Synopsis The Self Love Lessons by : Kellye Queenie Brown
Download or read book The Self Love Lessons written by Kellye Queenie Brown and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-12-07 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your life doesnt have to be overwhelmed by worry, fear, illness, failed relationships, or financial instability. If you have ever struggled with any of these you are holding the solution in your hands. Queenie Brown has helped countless women overcome these challenges, and she will help you, too. In The Self Love Lessons, the first volume from The Self Love Library, you will learn who you are, who you are not, and how to never forget. You will also learn how to step powerfully into your lifes assignment, how to overcome the obstacles that prevent you from achieving your wildest dreams, and how to stand boldly as one of Gods most powerful creations - WOMAN! The invaluable lessons Queenie shares in this book are undoubtedly the rites of passage for women and girls worldwide. Queenies candor and humor illuminate her tragedies, her trials and her triumphs over lifes obstacles. Discover in these pages the priceless vault of wisdom that can only be revealed to you as you begin your own personal journey towards self love. The best thing is that no one has to endure this journey alone. Queenie has built a community of women around this work to support us all in embracing and living The Self Love Lessons. This isnt just a book; its a family heirloom, a treasured resource you can turn to for the rest of your life.
Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Download or read book Blood Standard written by Laird Barron and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award-winning author Laird Barron makes his crime fiction debut with a novel set in the underbelly of upstate New York that's as hardboiled and punchy as a swift right hook to the jaw--a classic noir for fans of James Ellroy and John D. Macdonald. Isaiah Coleridge is a mob enforcer in Alaska--he's tough, seen a lot, and dished out more. But when he forcibly ends the moneymaking scheme of a made man, he gets in the kind of trouble that can lead to a bullet behind the ear. Saved by the grace of his boss and exiled to upstate New York, Isaiah begins a new life, a quiet life without gunshots or explosions. Except a teenage girl disappears, and Isaiah isn't one to let that slip by. And delving into the underworld to track this missing girl will get him exactly the kind of notice he was warned to avoid.
Book Synopsis Stuff Christians Like by : Jon Acuff
Download or read book Stuff Christians Like written by Jon Acuff and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Using the same humor and honesty that galvanized more than a million online readers from more than 200 countries, speaker Jon Acuff brings his insightful take on Christianity to the book world with this new edition of Stuff Christians Like. Do you constantly find yourself towing the fine line between praying before certain types of meals and not others? This book is for you. Have you fallen in love on a mission trip, just to break up when you get home? This book is for you. Are you a unicorn of purity who ranks honeymoon sex slightly higher than the second coming of Christ? Guess what – this book is for you, too. It’s time to shake off Somber Christian Syndrome and embrace the quirks of being a member of God’s kingdom. This book will teach you how to: Break up with your small group Subtly find out if your new Christian friends drink beer too Recognize the shame grenade that is a Jesus Juke Avoid a prayer handholding faux pas Say something Christian-y without looking like a snake handler From prayer shot blocks to metro worship leaders, no stone is left unturned in this hilarious look at faith. “I never knew how much I needed Jesus until I found out I was judging people who use the table of contents in their Bible. This book saved me from looking like a bad Christian.” – Sister Mary Francis, Rhode Island. “It’s such a time saver to know that my Chick-fil-a from the drive-thru comes pre-blessed. I always knew I was making the right choice by choosing the Lord’s chicken.” – Dave L., South Carolina.
Book Synopsis The Unveiling of the Holocaust Against the Human Race by : Isaac Spencer
Download or read book The Unveiling of the Holocaust Against the Human Race written by Isaac Spencer and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2009-02 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Unstoppable (SUSTAINING HOPE) by : Barbara A. Armour
Download or read book Unstoppable (SUSTAINING HOPE) written by Barbara A. Armour and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2023-10-02 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I am back! Having gone through many obstacles, trials, and much grief. After all, I am unstoppable! That isn’t simply the title of my second book. Unstoppable is the title of my life! Presenting to some, welcoming others back, thank you, my fans. Here is the second installment of A Spiritual Anthology in Poetry. Remain steadfast and immovable . . . Unstoppable in and for the Lord! Please, enjoy! Remember this: You are enough! You are Unstoppable!
Book Synopsis Let the Church Get Pregnant - Again! by : Dr. Jeff T. Jacobs
Download or read book Let the Church Get Pregnant - Again! written by Dr. Jeff T. Jacobs and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-01-15 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A church without an authentic worship experience is merely a social club with a religious overtone. This book is purposed to expose, enlighten, and encourage a greater level of intense intimacy with God through praise and worship. It exposes how sexuality and spirituality are so extremely parallel to each other, giving insight on why sex is so vital in human expression but yet creates an ongoing struggle between spirit and flesh. Prayerfully, this book will inspire the entire religious community to revisit and revive what is called the Azusa Street Movement, where people sought God to the point that an outpouring of God resulted in nonstop days and weeks of signs, wonders, and miracles. This is a clarion call to make God the primary and only focal point of the church, as He should be! Even though we value our Spiritual Leaders, i.e., Pastors, Prophets, Evangelists, Teachers and even Recording Artists, we may have become guilty of prioritizing personalities above God's presence! It's time for the church to get pregnant with the power of God once again. Pregnancy only occurs through intimacy. Read this book...find out where you are in proximity of the throne room.
Book Synopsis Singlehood God's Way by : E. F. Grey
Download or read book Singlehood God's Way written by E. F. Grey and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-09-26 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day the Holy Spirit began speaking and I began writing. I wrote almost 200 pages before I stopped that day. The more He spoke, the more excited I became. If you have not realized by now, I have an imagination that can keep going on and on; but it blesses me so much, the things He shows me. The crazy thing is, not just things for me but for others and I get just or even more excited for them than me! So when the title of the book came into my spirit I hollered out shut your mouth, shut your mouth because I was excited! The phrase is my favorite when I am so excited that words cannot express how I feel, those three little words says it all
Book Synopsis Bamboozled By Jesus by : Yvonne Orji
Download or read book Bamboozled By Jesus written by Yvonne Orji and published by Worthy Books. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thriving stand-up comic and actress Yvonne Orji—best known as Issa Rae's BFF on the HBO series, Insecure—shares the secrets to living the life of your dreams. Yvonne Orji has never shied away from being unapologetically herself, and that includes being outspoken about her faith. Known for interpreting Biblical stories and metaphors to fit current times, her humorous and accessible approach to faith leaves even non-believers inspired and wanting more. The way Yvonne sees it, God is a Sovereign Prankster, punking folks long before Ashton Kutcher made it cool. When she meditates on her own life—complete with unforeseen blessings and unanticipated roadblocks—she realizes it’s one big testimony to how God tricked her into living out her wildest dreams. And she wants us to join in on getting bamboozled. This is not a Self-Help book—it’s a Get Yours book! In Bamboozled by Jesus, a frank and fresh advice book, Orji takes readers on a journey through twenty-five life lessons, gleaned from her own experiences and her favorite source of inspiration: the Bible. But this ain’t your mama’s Bible study. Yvonne infuses wit and heart in sharing pointers like why the way up is sometimes down, and how fear is synonymous to food poisoning. Her joyful, confident approach to God will inspire everyone to catapult themselves out of the mundane and into the magnificent. With bold authenticity and practical relatability, Orji is exactly the kind of cultural leader we need in these chaotic times. And her journey through being Bamboozled by Jesus paints a powerful picture of what it means to say “yes” to a life you never could’ve imagined—if it wasn’t your own.
Book Synopsis Cinder Girl by : Holly Thompson Rehder
Download or read book Cinder Girl written by Holly Thompson Rehder and published by Bombardier Books. This book was released on 2022-08-09 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Growing up on welfare, food stamps, and Greyhound buses, Holly Thompson Rehder quit school at fifteen to help take care of her mother and younger sister after a devastating car accident. Getting married and pregnant soon thereafter, like so many other young girls caught in the poverty-cycle, Holly decided that the life she had been born into was not what she intended to give her child. But unlike others who wind up mired in a lifetime of poverty, dysfunction, and despair, Holly used her resourcefulness, faith, and sheer stubborn American grit to fight her way out of the gutter. Two decades later she was a successful businesswoman. And today, she is a rising political star who serves as an inspiration to young women across the state of Missouri—and indeed, the entire nation—all while never forgetting where she came from. She worked her butt off to help so many others born into seemingly helpless circumstances. As a rare lawmaker who speaks candidly from raw personal experience, in Cinder Girl, Rehder rises above standard political prose to provide an unvarnished look inside the worst of American poverty––those living in the margins. Rehder challenges us to recall the plight of those far less fortunate, who struggle without the opportunities most of us take for granted.
Download or read book Let It Go written by T.D. Jakes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-01-29 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shares uplifting advice about the virtues of forgiveness, offering strategic and biblically based advice on how to achieve peace and personal fulfillment by letting go of past wrongs.