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Book Synopsis Ginger the Farting Reindeer: A Funny Story About A Reindeer Who Farts and Toots Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults by : Charlene Mackesy
Download or read book Ginger the Farting Reindeer: A Funny Story About A Reindeer Who Farts and Toots Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults written by Charlene Mackesy and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-28 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that Reindeer fart? Follow Ginger The Farting Reindeer as He Saved Christmas with his Funny Farts in this Hilarious Book series... Let That Fart Go! Join Ginger in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A beloved classic, this story will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! - 8.5" x 8.5" - Premium glossy cover - Hilarious collection of fart names and situations - Full color, professional illustrations - An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Scroll Up and Click The Buy Button To Get Started!
Book Synopsis Ginger the Farting Reindeer by : Drew Dally
Download or read book Ginger the Farting Reindeer written by Drew Dally and published by Stocking Stuffers. This book was released on 2022-10-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Fritz the Farting Reindeer by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
Book Synopsis Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Book Synopsis Santa's Reindeer: Advice, Farts and Smells by : Chris Before
Download or read book Santa's Reindeer: Advice, Farts and Smells written by Chris Before and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-14 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'The stars above all started with a fart'Reindeer call themselves Beautiful Farts and humans, Upright Farts. They think they are so clever and give the strangest, funniest advice on farts in life, sports, good manners, space, emergencies and more. They even name their farts after places - Russia, a quick fart.Dear Saying: 'You can never have too many farts with friends.'
Book Synopsis Frudzy The Farting Elf by : Jacob Sam
Download or read book Frudzy The Farting Elf written by Jacob Sam and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frudzy is shy hard working Elf, but there's one small problem: He has gas.... And leadingup to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Elf of the year for the Christmas crew . Will Frudzy make the team? Join Frudzz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.
Book Synopsis Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.
Book Synopsis Yikes, Stinkysaurus! by : Pamela Butchart
Download or read book Yikes, Stinkysaurus! written by Pamela Butchart and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yikes! Meet Stinkysaurus in this pong-fest of a picture book. Illustrated by the bestselling Sam Lloyd.
Book Synopsis Pastors' Wives by : Lisa Takeuchi Cullen
Download or read book Pastors' Wives written by Lisa Takeuchi Cullen and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2013-04-30 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s it like when the man you married is already married to God? asks Pastors’ Wives, an often surprising yet always emotionally true first novel set in a world most of us know only from the outside. Lisa Takeuchi Cullen’s debut novel Pastors’ Wives follows three women whose lives converge and intertwine at a Southern evangelical megachurch. Ruthie follows her Wall Street husband from New York to Magnolia, a fictional suburb of Atlanta, when he hears a calling to serve at a megachurch called Greenleaf. Reeling from the death of her mother, Ruthie suffers a crisis of faith—in God, in her marriage, and in herself. Candace is Greenleaf’s “First Lady,” a force of nature who’ll stop at nothing to protect her church and her superstar husband. Ginger, married to Candace’s son, struggles to play dutiful wife and mother while burying her calamitous past. All their roads collide in one chaotic event that exposes their true selves. Inspired by Cullen’s reporting as a staff writer for Time magazine, Pastors’ Wives is a dramatic portrayal of the private lives of pastors’ wives, caught between the demands of faith, marriage, duty, and love.
Book Synopsis Frank the Farting Flamingo by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Frank the Farting Flamingo written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Book Synopsis The Fart Before Christmas by : Catherine Adams
Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Adams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
Book Synopsis The Thesaurus of Slang by : Esther Lewin
Download or read book The Thesaurus of Slang written by Esther Lewin and published by Checkmark Books. This book was released on 1997 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes jargon, sports slang, and ethnic and regional expressions
Book Synopsis McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang 4E (PB) by : Richard A. Spears
Download or read book McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang 4E (PB) written by Richard A. Spears and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2005-10-14 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More bling for the buck! The #1 guide to American slang is now bigger, more up-to-date, and easier to use This new edition of McGraw-Hill’s Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions offers complete definitions of more than 12,000 slang and informal expressions from various sources, ranging from golden oldies such as . . . golden oldie, to recent coinages like shizzle (gangsta), jonx (Wall Street), and ping (the Internet). Each entry is followed by examples illustrating how an expression is used in everyday conversation and, where necessary, International Phonetic Alphabet pronunciations are given, as well as cautionary notes for crude, inflammatory, or taboo expressions. This edition also features a fascinating introduction on “What is Slang?,” a Thematic Index that cross-references expressions by standard terms--such as Angry, Drunk, Food, Good-bye, Mess-up, Money, and Stupidity--and a Hidden Word Index that lets you identify and locate even partially remembered expressions and phrases.
Download or read book Buyology written by Martin Lindstrom and published by Currency. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating look at how consumers perceive logos, ads, commercials, brands, and products.”—Time How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? In Buyology, Martin Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study—a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what captures our interest—and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: • Does sex actually sell? • Does subliminal advertising still surround us? • Can “cool” brands trigger our mating instincts? • Can our other senses—smell, touch, and sound—be aroused when we see a product? Buyology is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today's consumer that will captivate anyone who's been seduced—or turned off—by marketers' relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.
Book Synopsis Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs by : Judi Barrett
Download or read book Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs written by Judi Barrett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The tiny town of Chewandswallow was very much like any other tiny town except for its weather which came three times a day, at breakfast, lunch and dinner. But it never rained rain and it never snowed snow and it never blew just wind. It rained things like soup and juice. It snowed things like mashed potatoes. And sometimes the wind blew in storms of hamburgers. Life for the townspeople was delicious until the weather took a turn for the worse. The food got larger and larger and so did the portions. Something has to be done in Chewandswallow...and in a hurry.
Download or read book Hosed written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2019-01-15 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door… He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls. He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school. I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars. Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around. Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties? Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone? Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart. Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed. Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after. p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-indent: 28.8px; font: 12.0px 'Times New Roman'} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-indent: 28.8px; font: 12.0px 'Times New Roman'; min-height: 15.0px}
Book Synopsis Bently the Bully by : Holly Mazzochi
Download or read book Bently the Bully written by Holly Mazzochi and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cool, crisp days of autumn are finally here! Kids around the neighborhood are excited to swing, slide, and climb at their favorite playground. That is, until Bently shows up. He is ready to pull some hair, blacken some eyes, and break some bones. The sound of his footsteps, thump, thump, thump, sends children scattering in all directions for a spot to hide. No one is safe. Until one day, a brave boy named Harvey finds the courage to stand up to Bently. Little Harvey wants to make a big change in how his friends are being treated. What will Bently do? Will Bently show an apologetic heart? Will Harvey and his friends be able to forgive?
