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Download or read book Monster Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-08-18 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.
Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Farts by : James Carlisle
Download or read book The Big Book of Farts written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
Book Synopsis Dad And Me Setting Farts Free by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Dad And Me Setting Farts Free written by Jane Bexley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)
Download or read book Funny Farts written by Coloring Bandit and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coloring is fun, and it's educational too! There are endless possibilities when it comes to coloring - starting from the choice of colors, the combinations, and the patterns to make and so on. But coloring also has the educational benefits of boundaries, handwriting skills and motor skills. Improved focus, relaxation, patience and self-confidence are there, too!
Book Synopsis Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids by : Sky Pony Press
Download or read book Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-06-12 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter! What do you call a cat that eats beans? Puss n’ Toots. Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with three hundred hilarious fart jokes for kids and is complemented by witty line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a Fart! button for added entertainment!
Download or read book First Day Farts written by Taco Superboom and published by Big Dreams Kids Books. This book was released on 2021-03-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nervous About the First Day of School? This cute and funny book about anxiety is completely jam packed with hilarity. Sometimes the best way to deal with fear is to laugh at it! First Day Farts helps children do exactly that with their first day of school jitters. Put your little one at ease with First Day Farts! THE #1 Funniest (and Cutest) Going Back to School Book What's Inside... Helps alleviate fear and anxiety for children 32 pages of beautifully illustrated full color humor makes the story come to life A quick and easy gift for kids ★ Get your order in today for a silly fun time! ★
Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Download or read book Funny Fart Fun written by Jaden Rudd and published by Taylor House Books. This book was released on 2016-12-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny farting activities, coloring, and more!
Book Synopsis Book of Bunny Farts by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Book of Bunny Farts written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The funny book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Cupid's Love Arrows Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Perfect Easter or all yer round gift for your loved one!
Book Synopsis Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts & Comic Illustrations - Comic Pictures & Audiobook For Children + Dog Humor Books by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts & Comic Illustrations - Comic Pictures & Audiobook For Children + Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Vol. 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile & many more dangerous animals in the jungle. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud ... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...
Book Synopsis Larry The Farting Leprechaun by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Larry The Farting Leprechaun written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that leprechauns fart? It's true! Follow Larry the Farting Leprechaun in the second volume of the Fart Dictionary series to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of leprechaun life. The Rainbow Rocket, Stinky Steppers and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, and booty. Grab this new release in time for St. Patrick's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Book Synopsis Farts Are Not Funny... This Is a Serious Book by : Aaron Kleiber
Download or read book Farts Are Not Funny... This Is a Serious Book written by Aaron Kleiber and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A very serious family book about not laughing at farting. Kids better not laugh at this book. Are you laughing!? Quit it!
Download or read book Fart-o-Pedia written by Rip Van Ripperton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Fart Activity Book by : E V Pepper
Download or read book The Ultimate Fart Activity Book written by E V Pepper and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-27 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when you fart in an elevator? It's wrong on so many levels! Welcome to the wonderful world of Farts! This is not your average coloring book. It's the Ultimate Fart Activity Book! This stinky book is filled with clean funny jokes, farty puzzles, the history of farts, fart science, and tons of stinky facts! A perfect gift for your farty friend or kids of all ages. Give the gift of farts today! Happy Coloring! What't the perfect gift for that fart lover in your family? It's the fart activity book! Filled with all the fart information you could ever want and probably too much information in most cases! This book is sure to entertain any adult or kid who is wondering why everybody farts but is afraid to ask. If it's a fart gift your looking for, a funny fart book, or just some farty jokes, this gag gift is guaranteed to have you FOTF (farting on the floor). HAVE FUN FARTING!
Book Synopsis The Fart in the Dark by : Drake Quinn
Download or read book The Fart in the Dark written by Drake Quinn and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-03 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you giggle uncontrollably at the thought of a silent but deadly fart? Or do you know someone who does? Yes? Then you'll love this boy humor tale of about the bodily functions and gaseous emissions of a boy called Mikey. When Mikey stuffs himself full of donuts, sweets and fizzy drinks on his birthday, it's not long until his tummy is frothing with fury inside him. His mind is focused on one thing, finding the nearest toilet. Will Mikey make it? Or will the most enormous fart in history embarrass him forever, or might something even worse happen? You'll have to listen to find out .... and yes, the audiobook version does come complete with hilarious sound effects! Grab this now as a fun gift for the boy or girl who loves fart jokes!
