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Author : Arthur Wentworth Eaton
Publisher : HOLISTENCE PUBLICATIONS
ISBN 13 : 6256942272
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (569 download)
Download or read book FUNNY EPITAPHS written by Arthur Wentworth Eaton and published by HOLISTENCE PUBLICATIONS. This book was released on 2024-01-11 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Arthur Wentworth Hamilton Eaton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)
Download or read book Funny Epitaphs written by Arthur Wentworth Hamilton Eaton and published by . This book was released on 1885 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Kathleen E. Miller
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402729690
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (296 download)
Download or read book Last Laughs written by Kathleen E. Miller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh in the face of death! That’s what this bold, brash, and often irreverent collection of epitaphs encourages readers to do. It offers more than just the deceased’s name and dates of birth and death, plus a touching phrase in memorial. Instead, every fascinating quote presents an unexpectedly cheeky perspective on the tragic, like this one from Uniontown, New Jersey: "Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake.” Some come from the gravestones of the famous: Bette Davis’s proudly notes that "she did it the hard way.” Each thought-provoking line makes an indelible contribution to our folklore.
Author : Allen Foster
Publisher : Gill & Macmillan Ltd
ISBN 13 : 0717151530
Total Pages : 171 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (171 download)
Download or read book Dead Funny – The Little Book of Irish Grave Humour written by Allen Foster and published by Gill & Macmillan Ltd. This book was released on 2010-11-05 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Allen Foster lives in on a farm in Enfield, Co Meath. When not tending to his cattle or walking his beloved dogs he finds the time to be a freelance journalist and researcher. He is the author of eight other books, including Foster’s Irish Oddities, Foster’s Even Odder Irish Oddities and Around the World with Citizen Train: The Sensational Adventures of the Real Phileas Fogg.
Author : J. Patrick Lewis
Publisher : Charlesbridge
ISBN 13 : 160734453X
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Last Laughs written by J. Patrick Lewis and published by Charlesbridge. This book was released on 2012-07-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers morbidly-humorous, pun-filled, illustrated epitaphs for animals that poetically describe how they met their ends.
Author : Thomas Clifford Mann
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781566190497
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (94 download)
Download or read book Over Their Dead Bodies written by Thomas Clifford Mann and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Publisher : JHU Press
ISBN 13 : 1421408058
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (214 download)
Download or read book Cut These Words into My Stone written by and published by JHU Press. This book was released on 2013-01-31 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lively ancient epitaphs in this bilingual collection fit together like small mosaic tiles, forming a vivid portrait of Greek society. Cut These Words into My Stone offers evidence that ancient Greek life was not only celebrated in great heroic epics, but was also commemorated in hundreds of artfully composed verse epitaphs. They have been preserved in anthologies and gleaned from weathered headstones. Three-year-old Archianax, playing near a well, Was drawn down by his own silent reflection. His mother, afraid he had no breath left, Hauled him back up wringing wet. He had a little. He didn't taint the nymphs' deep home. He dozed off in her lap. He's sleeping still. These words, translated from the original Greek by poet and filmmaker Michael Wolfe, mark the passing of a child who died roughly 2,000 years ago. Ancient Greek epitaphs honor the lives, and often describe the deaths, of a rich cross section of Greek society, including people of all ages and classes— paupers, fishermen, tyrants, virgins, drunks, foot soldiers, generals—and some non-people—horses, dolphins, and insects. With brief commentary and notes, this bilingual collection of 127 short, witty, and often tender epigrams spans 1,000 years of the written word. Cut These Words into My Stone provides an engaging introduction to this corner of classical literature that continues to speak eloquently in our time.
Author : Walter Henry Howe
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780946014385
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (143 download)
Download or read book Everybody's Book of Epitaphs written by Walter Henry Howe and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : William Andrews
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (9 download)
Download or read book Curious Epitaphs written by William Andrews and published by . This book was released on 1899 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Linda Broday
Publisher : Leisure Books
ISBN 13 : 9780843951875
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (518 download)
Download or read book The Cowboy who Came Calling written by Linda Broday and published by Leisure Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Glory Day accidentally shoots an interfering stranger who gets in between her and the outlaw she plans to bring in for the reward money, she realizes Luke McClain is no ordinary cowboy. Turns out she's collared the man of her dreams. Original.
Author : Larry King
Publisher : Nan A. Talese
ISBN 13 : 0385512651
Total Pages : 185 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (855 download)
Download or read book Remember Me When I'm Gone written by Larry King and published by Nan A. Talese. This book was released on 2004-03-23 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Show me Heaven! I have seen hell.” —Patricia Neal Larry King, world-famous radio and television personality, has asked the talented, the beautiful, the wise, and the rich a question all of us have pondered: How would you like to be remembered after your death? The result is REMEMBER ME WHEN I'M GONE, an entertaining and eloquent collection of “last words” from people in the arts, in politics, in sports, and in business, mostly still alive. In telling and moving reflections, often leavened by self-deprecating humor, these celebrities look back on their lives, their ambitions, their mistakes, and their accomplishments. The contributions range from pithy one-liners by Yogi Berra (“It’s over.”), Dave Barry, George Carlin, and Liz Smith (“Excuse my dust!”); to inspired sketches by Stephen King and Peter Falk; to candid reflections from Don Shula, Fred Rogers, and Chevy Chase; to hilarious rants from Margaret Cho and Tommy Lee; and a last request by Arthur Hailey. Often surprising and always memorable, REMEMBER ME WHEN I'M GONE is a timeless collection by stars who will live on forever.
Author : Edward Bergin
Publisher : Offbeat Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780964844285
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (442 download)
Download or read book The Definitive Guide to Underground Humor written by Edward Bergin and published by Offbeat Publishing. This book was released on 1997-08-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Exploring the comical depths of death, these stories from funeral directors, embalmers, limo drivers, and others show us that death can be just as humorous as other phases of life. Readers will also find quaint quotes about death by Robin Williams, Woody Allen, George Burns, Dennis Miller, and Groucho Marx, as well as hilarious headstone epitaphs from graveyards in different parts of the world. For those who have trouble dealing with death, one comedian offers the following thought to ponder: "We enter the world crying, isn't it only fitting to leave it laughing?"
Author : Louis S. Schafer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781940750231
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Best of Gravestone Humor written by Louis S. Schafer and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-19 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While doing research for a family tree, Louis Schafer surveyed thousands of headstones and amassed a unique collection of - often unintentionally - humorous epitaphs. Along with gravestone inscriptions, this book also includes historical information to give the epitaphs more context. Each chapter highlights traditional death customs, eccentric illustrations as well as numerous bizarre, vengeful, rude and funny last words. Surprisingly entertaining and historically informative.
Author : Delia Ray
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0375898441
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)
Download or read book Here Lies Linc written by Delia Ray and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2011-08-23 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When 12-year-old Linc Crenshaw decides he wants to go to public school, his professor mom isn't so happy with the idea. He's convinced it will be the ticket to a new social life. Instead, it's a disaster when his mom shows up at their field trip to the local cemetery to lecture them on gravestones, and Linc sees her through his fellow-students' eyes. He's convinced his chances at a social life are over until a cemetery-related project makes him sought-after by fellow students he's not so sure he wants as friends, helps him make a new, genuine friend, and brings to light some information about his family that upends his world. Delia Ray has written a funny, heartfelt story about a lonely kid and his mother as they ultimately cope with the grief left behind from his dad's death, and along the journey find new ways to connect with each other, and their community.
Author : Stephen Booth
Publisher : Univ of California Press
ISBN 13 : 0520320956
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (23 download)
Download or read book Precious Nonsense written by Stephen Booth and published by Univ of California Press. This book was released on 2023-04-28 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title is part of UC Press's Voices Revived program, which commemorates University of California Press’s mission to seek out and cultivate the brightest minds and give them voice, reach, and impact. Drawing on a backlist dating to 1893, Voices Revived makes high-quality, peer-reviewed scholarship accessible once again using print-on-demand technology. This title was originally published in 1998.
Author : Emily Dickinson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 117 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (762 download)
Download or read book He Kindly Stopped for Me written by Emily Dickinson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-05 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ciara M. Windom, the author of Dark Honey: Poetry you can sip tea with, has brought you one of the most daunting, theatrical plays this generation has ever seen. From a young age, the author's love for artistic expression was present but over time grew, and became one of her many passions. Ciara Windom currently resides in Los Angeles, CA with her loving and supportive husband.He Kindly Stopped For Me is a dramatic play set in a realistic world, with absurdity sprinkled throughout. What's the worst that could happen in one year? Plenty for this family, as they go through obstacles that could be the turning point of their lives. Take a peak and see, in He Kindly Stopped For Me.
Author : Andy Seed
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1408866846
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book The Silly Book of Weird and Wacky Words written by Andy Seed and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-12-03 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? ...plus many more amazing things you never knew about words. Have hours of fun wixing up your murds with this hilarious book, packed full of rhymes, puns, games, jokes, gibberish and more.
