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Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1631876171
Total Pages : 83 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (318 download)

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Download or read book Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks) written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-02-22 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

Dog Humor/Cat Humor

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781496066312
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (663 download)

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Book Synopsis Dog Humor/Cat Humor by : Timmie Guzzmann

Download or read book Dog Humor/Cat Humor written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-02 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Cat Jokes and these funny Cat Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and cats. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these soggy, lazy, fickle, pesky and perky jerks as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1631876201
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (318 download)

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Book Synopsis Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks by : Timmie Guzzmann

Download or read book Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-02-23 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Dog Jokes and these funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn and dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and unicorns. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn and dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses and doggys at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this Just Really Big Jerk book now...

Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1631876163
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (318 download)

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Book Synopsis Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor by : Timmie Guzzmann

Download or read book Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-02-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...

The Secret Life and Poetry of Cats & Dogs

Author : J. R. Fitzgerald
Publisher : Ruff Poetry Collection, A
ISBN 13 : 9781953951038
Total Pages : 39 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book The Secret Life and Poetry of Cats & Dogs written by J. R. Fitzgerald and published by Ruff Poetry Collection, A. This book was released on 2021-01-24 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A FUNNY DOG INTRODUCTIONPARENTS, TEACHERS, AND ALL READERS WILL ENJOY the simple words and basic rhymes to inspire and entertain beginning readers. DOGS DO MANY INTERESTING, AWKWARD, AND UNUSUAL THINGS: They lick, flip, hang their tongues out and shout, Hooowwwllllllll!!!!! Some dogs jump through fire, hula-hoops and poop, pee, and smile with glee. Others lather their master with luscious wet kisses and furry, spongy hugs of love as doves fly in the park, a lark is singing, couples are bringing picnic baskets. Dogs hover, their lovers, or love her or him without thinking of sin. Some live behind pins, with big fat grins upside-down and around. I HAVE SEEN MANY DOGS, then-now, and probably later. Is that a UFO crater? Some dogs live in incubators like babies-oh yes! Babies. Dogs love babies, mommies and daddies cradle puppies in rollerblade rollers, collars; some dogs bark louder and holler. Many dogs jump, walk over stumps, while others, hump trees, and slobber and sneeze-snotty big puffy dog snot all over the veterinarian's car-lot. THERE GOES ANOTHER BLACK AND WHITE SPOT ON A DALMATIAN at ladder 49, Fireman Station. Look! there goes another dog playing a puppy dog game on a Poopy PlayStation. Whatta' crazy dog congregation, praying for dog food conservation. What? that's whack. I better get back on track. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS HEAVILY POPULATED DOG NATION? Somebody change that cable Dog Station. Some dogs are Cop Dogs and smell drugs, give cops hugs, and other brave dogs, find ticking time bombs. I'd hate that job. I give that dog, PROPS. Wow! OH YES! SOME DOGS LOVE HUNTING FOR BIRDS, unheard in the city, but hound dogs like dazzling ducks and swim in the water like-otters. Other dogs chase sheep and cows, how? Easy, humans train them, tame them, domesticate them, like ten thousand years ago, who knows? Dogs are freakin' amazing. show them how to play poker and they might just go Dog Crazy!!!!THIS COLLECTION SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE'S BOOKSHELF and digital library and a great gift for any special occasion: Holidays, Birthdays, and Graduations.

Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Picture Book - Frog Picture Book - Humor Unicorns - Funny Cat Book For Kids Dog Humor

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1634288505
Total Pages : 527 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (342 download)

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Book Synopsis Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Picture Book - Frog Picture Book - Humor Unicorns - Funny Cat Book For Kids Dog Humor by : Kate Cruise

Download or read book Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Picture Book - Frog Picture Book - Humor Unicorns - Funny Cat Book For Kids Dog Humor written by Kate Cruise and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-07 with total page 527 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? more... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth much more... Book 3: Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Book 4: Inside you'll find jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Book 5: Inside you'll find jerky dog moments like: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Egocentric Pesky Perks * A Jerk's Agenda * Soggy Doggy * Proud Peeing Moments * Barking Without A Spark * The Flirt-SchooledLord Of Misrule & much more... Get this 5 In 1 box set compilation today because buying the 4 in 1 box set compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually. If your kid loves frogs, toads, snakes and hilariously funny dogs, cats and unicorns this box set compilation will give you an awesome value and makes your child smiling longer!

Cat Humor Lol!/Dog Humor Lol!/Humor Unicorns

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781496050281
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (52 download)

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Book Synopsis Cat Humor Lol!/Dog Humor Lol!/Humor Unicorns by : Timmie Guzzmann

Download or read book Cat Humor Lol!/Dog Humor Lol!/Humor Unicorns written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-02-24 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Cat & Dog Jokes and these funny Cat & Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!", "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!"and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats, dogs and unicorns. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog and jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys and kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these sparkly, rainbow colored, lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments...

Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Sea Turtle Picture Book For Kids & Sea Turtle Facts & Cat Humor Book

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1680328859
Total Pages : 387 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (83 download)

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Book Synopsis Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Sea Turtle Picture Book For Kids & Sea Turtle Facts & Cat Humor Book by : Kate Cruise

Download or read book Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Sea Turtle Picture Book For Kids & Sea Turtle Facts & Cat Humor Book written by Kate Cruise and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing & interesting horse & sea turtle fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Horse Discovery Book Book 2: Sea Turtle Discovery Book Book 3: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Inside the sea turtle discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Behind The Origin Of Sea Turtles? * What Are The Various Species? * How Do Sea Turtles Reproduce? How Do Sea Turtle Babies Look Like? * Are Sea Turtles Carnivore, Herbivore, Or Omnivore? What Do The Sea Turtles Eat? * Are Sea Turtles Social? * Some Revelations, Truths & Other Curious Stuff About Sea Turtles * Can Sea Turtles Be Kept As Pet? * Important Sea Turtle Resources lots more Book 2: Inside you'll find interesting, intriguing, funny & weird horse moments like: * What Is The History Behind The Origin Of Sea Turtles? * What Are The Various Species? * How Do Sea Turtles Reproduce? How Do Sea Turtle Babies Look Like? * Are Sea Turtles Carnivore, Herbivore, Or Omnivore? What Do The Sea Turtles Eat? * Are Sea Turtles Social? * Some Revelations, Truths & Other Curious Stuff About Sea Turtles * Can Sea Turtles Be Kept As Pet? * Important Sea Turtle Resources and lots more... Book 3: Inside you'll find LOL funny, weird & jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more...

Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 163501655X
Total Pages : 45 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)

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Book Synopsis Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! by : Timmie Guzzmann

Download or read book Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-29 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now

Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Panda Book For Kids & Weird Panda Tales + Funny Cat Joke Book For Kids

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1680328743
Total Pages : 344 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (83 download)

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Book Synopsis Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Panda Book For Kids & Weird Panda Tales + Funny Cat Joke Book For Kids by : Kate Cruise

Download or read book Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Panda Book For Kids & Weird Panda Tales + Funny Cat Joke Book For Kids written by Kate Cruise and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-04 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing & interesting panda & horse fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Panda Discovery Book Book 2: Horse Discovery Book Book 3: Cat Jerk Book Book 1: Inside the horse discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Evolution Of Horses Until Today * Home Of Horses * Senses Of Horses * Behavior Of Horses * Cute Horse Babies * Beautiful Golden Horses * Most Rare Horse Breeds In The World * Horses Relation With Donkeys lots more Book 2: Inside you'll find interesting, intriguing, funny & weird panda moments like: * A History Of Lovable Panda Bears * Where Do Pandas Hide And Where Do We Find Them? * Sniff sniff...and other Panda Senses * How Do Pandas Communicate? * Panda Moves & Panda Defense * Panda Baby Boom * How Do Pandas Spend Their Day? * Up For Some Panda Playtime? * Pandas & Bamboos * Pandas & Us Humans * Interesting, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Pandas and lots more... Book 3: Inside you'll find LOL funny, weird & jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more...

Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Pictures - Frogs Facts About Frogs & Toads - Cat Vs Human Chew On This Cat Humor - Dog Humor & Poems By Dogs

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1634281675
Total Pages : 482 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (342 download)

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Book Synopsis Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Pictures - Frogs Facts About Frogs & Toads - Cat Vs Human Chew On This Cat Humor - Dog Humor & Poems By Dogs by : Kate Cruise

Download or read book Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Pictures - Frogs Facts About Frogs & Toads - Cat Vs Human Chew On This Cat Humor - Dog Humor & Poems By Dogs written by Kate Cruise and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-07-21 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 4 In 1 Box Set includes intriguing & interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The box set includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets (Snake Books For Kids with Intriguing & Curious Snake Secrets, Stories, Myths About Snakes) Book 3: Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1 & 2: Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? ... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? ... Did you know that in captivity, many of the snake species can live for surprisingly very long times. The average is between 18-20 years! You and your child will learn lots more of such curious snake facts. Stimulation of thought & contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. ON the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. Book 3: Inside you'll find hilarious jerky cat moments like * Stinky Pink * Mean Latrine lots more... Book 4: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Soggy Doggy ... Lots More...

Bow Wow Meow Meow

Author : Douglas Florian
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780439664684
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (646 download)

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Book Synopsis Bow Wow Meow Meow by : Douglas Florian

Download or read book Bow Wow Meow Meow written by Douglas Florian and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 163187621X
Total Pages : 47 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (318 download)

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Book Synopsis Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! by : Timmie Guzzmann

Download or read book Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-02-21 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! This is a great book if you are looking at a funny rhyming books for children, funny dog poems for kids, hilarious dog stories for kids or rhyming books for children with humorous dog cartoon illustrations. Dog lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and of these egocentric dogs. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal doggys at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these fickle, perky and pesky egomaniacs as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more...

Dog Says, Cat Says

Author : Marilyn Singer
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593112768
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Book Synopsis Dog Says, Cat Says by : Marilyn Singer

Download or read book Dog Says, Cat Says written by Marilyn Singer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The amusing differences between dogs and cats are shown through clever rhyming couplets in this lively picture book by a renowned poet From morning to night, a cat and dog who live together show their innate feline and canine natures. The dog barks at the delivery man while the cat barely notices; the dog runs out to play when the children return from school, while the cat prefers to keep napping on the soft couch. Neither gets the better of the other in their rhyming interchanges, and by day's end they realize that, despite being opposites, they are happier when they're together.

Cat Poems

Author : Dave Crawley
Publisher : Boyds Mills Press
ISBN 13 : 9781590782873
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (828 download)

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Book Synopsis Cat Poems by : Dave Crawley

Download or read book Cat Poems written by Dave Crawley and published by Boyds Mills Press. This book was released on 2005 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hurry-scurry! / Flutter-flurry! / Running! Racing! / What's he chasing?" With loving exasperation and bewilderment, these playful poems muse about why cats do what they do.

Box Set Children's Books: Snakes, Frogs & Toads And Cat Vs Human Humor: Frog Facts & Frog Pictures, Snake Facts & Snake Pictures & Funny Cat Poetry - Intriguingly Interesting & Fun Animals Facts Discovery Kids Books

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Author : Kate Cruise & Timmie
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1634281586
Total Pages : 442 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (342 download)

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Book Synopsis Box Set Children's Books: Snakes, Frogs & Toads And Cat Vs Human Humor: Frog Facts & Frog Pictures, Snake Facts & Snake Pictures & Funny Cat Poetry - Intriguingly Interesting & Fun Animals Facts Discovery Kids Books by : Kate Cruise & Timmie

Download or read book Box Set Children's Books: Snakes, Frogs & Toads And Cat Vs Human Humor: Frog Facts & Frog Pictures, Snake Facts & Snake Pictures & Funny Cat Poetry - Intriguingly Interesting & Fun Animals Facts Discovery Kids Books written by Kate Cruise & Timmie and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-07-20 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 1 In 3 Box Set includes intriguing & interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The box set includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets (Snake Books For Kids with Intriguing & Curious Snake Secrets, Stories, Myths About Snakes) Book 3: Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1 & 2: Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? ... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? ... Did you know that in captivity, many of the snake species can live for surprisingly very long times. The average is somewhere between 18-20 years! You and your child will learn lots more of such curious snake facts. Stimulation of thought & contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. ON the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. Book 3: Inside you'll find hilarious jerky cat moments like * Stinky Pink * Mean Latrine * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Eyes * Turns Out Jerkier ... and lots more...

My Dog Likes to Disco

Author : Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780369389312
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (893 download)

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Book Synopsis My Dog Likes to Disco by : Kenn Nesbitt

Download or read book My Dog Likes to Disco written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My dog likes to disco on TikTok for fun. He'd rather start dancing than go for a run... Former Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt, possibly the funniest poet ever to wield a pen, is back with more of the impossible poems, outrageous rhymes, and absurd wordplay that kids can't stop reading. My Dog Likes to Disco unleashes seventy new poems about disco-dancing dogs, invisible kids, misbehaving phones, preposterous people, and much, much more. From the creator of the world's most popular poetry website for children, poetry4kids.com, My Dog Likes to Disco includes many of the most popular poems Kenn Nesbitt has ever written, including ''''I Made a Meme this Morning,'''' ''''My Flat Cat,'''' and ''''Our Dog's Name is Roomba.'''' Reviews Irrepressible, unpredictable, and raucously popular children's poet Kenn Nesbitt was spawned in the same cracked petri dish as Jack Prelutsky, to whom he is the natural heir. (J. Patrick Lewis, US Children's Poet Laureate, author of Please Bury Me in the Library) Kenn Nesbitt wrote a book of poems A funny one I think. And though it's colored black and white Watch it tickle you PINK! (Douglas Florian, author and illustrator of Comets, Stars, the Moon, and Mars: Space Poems and Paintings) Kenn Nesbitt's brain is the clown car of children's poetry. I don't know how they all fit in there, but they keep tumbling out, one after another, each one funnier than the one before it. (Eric Ode, poet and songwriter. Author of When You're a Pirate Dog and Other Pirate Poems) Fans of Kenn Nesbitt will gobble up this new offering, which combines his infallible command of rhyme scheme with the hilarious-yet oddly contemplative-wisdom of a child pondering the world. (Joyce Sidman, author of Swirl by Swirl: Spirals in Nature)