Author : Jenny Wren
Publisher : Forgotten Books
ISBN 13 : 9781332089154
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (891 download)
Book Synopsis Fowl Deeds (Classic Reprint) by : Jenny Wren
Download or read book Fowl Deeds (Classic Reprint) written by Jenny Wren and published by Forgotten Books. This book was released on 2015-07-28 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excerpt from Fowl Deeds Stage Setting - Humble negro home. Darkey mother in tatters, red handkerchief on head; crooning baby; house topsy-turvy; George Washington. 12, and Abraham Lincoln. IS, having a pillow fight. Table, chairs and a couch. Poor furniture. Mother - Dar, dar, now, chillen, that'll do; I can't never git dis here Mary Ann Elizabeth Jane ter sleep wid all dat noise. Abraham Lincoln-Well, ma, I ain't doin' it. It's George Washington. (Flings pillow at George.) "George - (picking up pillow; throws it at Abraham, then another.) No, ma, 'tain't me neither. Abraham Lincoln, he knocked mah brains out first. Maw-Knocked your brains out! Neither one of you ain't got no brains. You jist like your paw. (G. W. throws another pillow. Maw. reaches to corner for stick) Git out o' heah, git to bed. Lawsy me! Florence Nightingale gits home from her yeah at de mission school on de mornin' train. She'll think you boys am a lot o' hoodlums. Git, now! G. W. - Say, maw, did you know Abraham Lincoln fell into the water today? Maw - (looking A. L. up and down) Lawsy, me! Abraham Lincoln! What for did you fall into de watah? Did you git out again? A. L. - Did I git out again? No, maw, I'm in dere yet. (All laugh.) About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.