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Author : Wayne Chen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781280664281
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (642 download)
Download or read book The Fart Without Fear Cookbook written by Wayne Chen and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Wayne Chen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781935557685
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (576 download)
Download or read book Fart Without Fear Cookbook written by Wayne Chen and published by . This book was released on 2011-02-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Without Fear: Comfort Food for Uncomfortable Times is the world’s first laugh-out-loud, instantly useable, self-improvement comfort food cookbook. Find out what uptight politically correct chefs, nutritionists and scientists have known for years but haven’t told you. Think fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, meatloaf, and Boston baked beans; this cookbook for everyone includes more than 70 low- to no-odor producing comfort food recipes. Complete with a unique rating system, favorite recipes, special menus, and fun facts, Fart Without Fear will show you how to eliminate odors but not the flatulence caused by your family favorites - all without sacrificing the flavor, joy and fun they evoke.
Author : Wayne T. Chen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (747 download)
Download or read book Fart Without Fear written by Wayne T. Chen and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Len Stevenson
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781655751660
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (516 download)
Download or read book Everyone Farts written by Len Stevenson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's more funny and also potentially embarrassing than ripping a loud and unexpected fart?! We've all been there.. You feel something churning in your stomach, you look over you shoulder to see if someone is standing behind you.. "Can I let it out safely"? you ask your yourself. Or your child is sitting in class when they feel the urge to toot but don't want their class mates to catch wind of a loud stinkbomb. Fear the fart no more! Teach your child to embrace this magical and hilarious bodily function and be proud. In this Family Fun Fart Guide, you'll discover that farting is a 'code of honor' and nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about. This educational and laughter filled book will show you: Farts are fun, natural and something to be proud of Olympics guide to the most impressive fart styles and techniques Family tree of farters.. Including the dog! Science of farts, where they come from, and what makes them special. Ninja tactics to avoid detection in public places Proper etiquette to release your air biscuits Real life relatable fart stories for the entire family As the saying goes.. "There is more room out than in". You can enjoy teaching your child about flatulence and how their bodies work with fun illustrations and creative description. This guide is meant to teach, inspire, and have you in tears of laughter. This also acts as a great gift for anyone who enjoys 'bathroom humor'. Let rip, scroll up, and click "Add to Cart" now.
Author : C.S. Davies
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 145205603X
Total Pages : 377 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Fart for Freedom written by C.S. Davies and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-12-15 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.
Author : Taco Superboom
Publisher : Big Dreams Kids Books
ISBN 13 : 9781953429094
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (29 download)
Download or read book First Day Farts written by Taco Superboom and published by Big Dreams Kids Books. This book was released on 2021-03-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nervous About the First Day of School? This cute and funny book about anxiety is completely jam packed with hilarity. Sometimes the best way to deal with fear is to laugh at it! First Day Farts helps children do exactly that with their first day of school jitters. Put your little one at ease with First Day Farts! THE #1 Funniest (and Cutest) Going Back to School Book What's Inside... Helps alleviate fear and anxiety for children 32 pages of beautifully illustrated full color humor makes the story come to life A quick and easy gift for kids ★ Get your order in today for a silly fun time! ★
Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1635018099
Total Pages : 213 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)
Download or read book Fart Superhero Books For Kids: Funny Kids Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-28 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more... In Volume 3 the list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" El Ninjo also shows some awesome gross out fart tricks that benefit him in every adventurous situation he finds himself in. Go ahead...purchase it right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book. If you love Magic Tricks For Kids With African Beans & More Funny Bean Fart Tricks, you will love this magical and and comic roman for kids!
Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1635017793
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)
Download or read book Fart Super Hero Books For Kids written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-27 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! + African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! Get your copy today and let the fun begin right now...
Author : Bridget Christie
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1448185335
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (481 download)
Download or read book A Book for Her written by Bridget Christie and published by Random House. This book was released on 2015-07-02 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bridget Christie is a stand-up comedian, idiot and feminist. On the 30th of April 2012, a man farted in the Women’s Studies Section of a bookshop and it changed her life forever. A Book For Her details Christie’s twelve years of anonymous toil in the bowels of stand-up comedy and the sudden epiphany that made her, unbelievably, one of the most critically acclaimed British stand-up comedians this decade, drawing together the threads that link a smelly smell in the women’s studies section to the global feminist struggle. Find out how nice Peter Stringfellow’s fish tastes, how yoghurt advertising perpetuates rape myths, and how Emily Bronte used a special ladies’ pen to write Wuthering Heights. If you’re interested in comedy and feminism, then this is definitely the book for you. If you hate both then I’d probably give it a miss. “Christie is adept at turning on a sixpence between being comical, or serious, or both at once, and at pricking her own earnestness.” Telegraph ‘Christie piles derision and tomfoolery upon everyday sexism, while never pretending that jokes alone will solve the problem.’ Guardian
Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1837992797
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (379 download)
Download or read book The Little Book of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2024-06-13 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
Author : Dana Stabenow
Publisher : Minotaur Books
ISBN 13 : 1429992689
Total Pages : 461 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book Though Not Dead written by Dana Stabenow and published by Minotaur Books. This book was released on 2011-02-01 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Dana Stabenow's breathtaking new novel, Though Not Dead, the eighteenth to feature Kate Shugak, Kate's search for the long-lost family secrets that have been interwoven with the epic history of an unforgiving land leads to an extraordinary treasure hunt with fatal consequences. The residents of Alaska's largest national park are stunned by the death of one of their oldest members, eighty-seven-year-old Old Sam Dementieff...even private investigator Kate Shugak. Sam, a lifelong resident, dubbed the "father" of all of the Park rats—even though he had no children of his own—was especially close to Kate, his niece, but even she is surprised to discover that in his will he's left her everything, including a letter instructing her simply to, "find my father." Easier said than done, since Sam's father is something of a mystery. An outsider, he disappeared shortly after learning about Sam's existence, taking with him a priceless tribal artifact, a Russian icon. And in the three days after Kate begins her search through Sam's background, she gets threatened—and worse. The flashbacks from Sam's fascinating life, including scenes from major events in Alaska's colorful history, punctuate a gripping story in which Kate does her best to fulfill Sam's last wish without losing her own life to the people who are following her every move, though what they are searching for Kate doesn't even know.
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)
Download or read book Larry The Farting Leprechaun written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that leprechauns fart? It's true! Follow Larry the Farting Leprechaun in the second volume of the Fart Dictionary series to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of leprechaun life. The Rainbow Rocket, Stinky Steppers and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, and booty. Grab this new release in time for St. Patrick's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Author : Don D. Nibbelink
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 9781583942161
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (421 download)
Download or read book Don D. Nibbelink's Fearsome Folklore of Farting written by Don D. Nibbelink and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seekers of lowbrow laughs can turn to this comical collection of facts and fancies about the windy wonder and the art it has inspired, in this witty paean to all that is silent but deadly.
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637310335
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (13 download)
Download or read book Farting Without You is Like written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny book for kids and adults about one little dog, a funny cat, and their relationship. Find out in this new funny perspective from a dog's point of view. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechuan Lexi the Leprechaun Loves to Fart Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Author : Jonathan S. Abramowitz
Publisher : Guilford Publications
ISBN 13 : 1462533035
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (625 download)
Download or read book Getting Over OCD written by Jonathan S. Abramowitz and published by Guilford Publications. This book was released on 2018-01-04 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thoroughly updated based on the latest science, this empowering workbook gives you the skills to overcome obsessional thoughts and compulsive behaviors--and live a freer, happier life. Leading OCD specialist Dr. Jonathan Abramowitz presents a step-by-step program grounded in cognitive-behavioral therapy (CBT), the most effective treatment for the disorder. Vivid stories and numerous practical tools (which you can download and print for repeated use) help you: *Understand how OCD affects your mind and body. *Develop a customized plan for change. *Find relief from distressing intrusive thoughts. *Confront the situations you avoid--and discover a new sense of safety. *Break free of compulsive rituals. *Reduce anxiety and improve your relationships. The second edition is revised throughout with cutting-edge strategies for coping with unwanted thoughts that can't be eliminated completely, plus new learning techniques drawn from brain research. Ready to get over OCD? Your journey starts here. Mental health professionals, see also Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy for OCD and Its Subtypes, Second Edition, by David A. Clark, a state-of-the-art treatment guide.
Author : Geryn Childress
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780615957067
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (57 download)
Download or read book Fart Book: The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting written by Geryn Childress and published by . This book was released on 2014-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's been called the funniest children books in the world. I'm sure parents with kids can relate to this story. This mischievous kid has made it his duty(no pun intended) to let the whole world know just how much he loves to fart, he just can't stop farting on people. I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh as you embark on this journey with "The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting."
Author : Robert Muchembled
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1509536795
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (95 download)
Download or read book Smells written by Robert Muchembled and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2020-05-07 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is our sense of smell so under-appreciated? We tend to think of smell as a vestigial remnant of our pre-human past, doomed to gradual extinction, and we go to great lengths to eliminate smells from our environment, suppressing body odour, bad breath and other smells. Living in a relatively odour-free environment has numbed us to the importance that smells have always had in human history and culture. In this major new book Robert Muchembled restores smell to its rightful place as one of our most important senses and examines the transformation of smells in the West from the Renaissance to the beginning of the 19th century. He shows that in earlier centuries, the air in towns and cities was often saturated with nauseating emissions and dangerous pollution. Having little choice but to see and smell faeces and urine on a daily basis, people showed little revulsion; until the 1620s, literature and poetry delighted in excreta which now disgust us. The smell of excrement and body odours were formative aspects of eroticism and sexuality, for the social elite and the popular classes alike. At the same time, medicine explained outbreaks of plague by Satan's poisonous breath corrupting the air. Amber, musk and civet came to be seen as vital bulwarks against the devil's breath: scents were worn like armour against the plague. The disappearance of the plague after 1720 and the sharp decline in fear of the devil meant there was no longer any point in using perfumes to fight the forces of evil, paving the way for the olfactory revolution of the 18th century when softer, sweeter perfumes, often with floral and fruity scents, came into fashion, reflecting new norms of femininity and a gentler vision of nature. This rich cultural history of an under-appreciated sense will be appeal to a wide readership.
