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Book Synopsis 'Twas the Fart Before Christmas by : Adam Wallace
Download or read book 'Twas the Fart Before Christmas written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
Book Synopsis 25 Smelly Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book by : Timmie Guzzmann
Download or read book 25 Smelly Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the Color Version! Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry à la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their forces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The three of them put all their energy and creativity together and put out the ultimate fart harmony that they proudly call: The First Farting Advent Calendar! As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the the most intensive fart surprise that are going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory prize of $2.99 because who knows when it goes up! By the way if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! See you inside...
Book Synopsis A Book Of Holiday Farts by : Ragamuffin Books
Download or read book A Book Of Holiday Farts written by Ragamuffin Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny and memorable gag gift for coworkers, friends & family. One is neither too old nor too young for a fart joke. Here are 49 drawings of farting Santas, elves, reindeer, animals, birds and the odd robot engaging in the relaxing act of farting. Along with 49 blank pages, this writing notebook features a fart a page providing much needed relief and amusement. Features: 49 fart drawings + 49 college ruled pages = 1 funny af notebook 6 x 9 inches handy size - fits in a bag for you to pull it out on the subway and reflect on your fart drawing of the day Printed on high quality cream colored pages so the farts stand out real clear Glossy soft cover with durable binding making it a high quality fart journal Makes a great Thanksgiving, Christmas, Birthday, Graduation, Appreciation or New Year gift for anybody who loves a good fart joke HAPPY HOLIDAY FARTING!!
Download or read book Who Farted written by Dog Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
Download or read book Who Farted written by Dog Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-30 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
Download or read book Pirate Cinema written by Cory Doctorow and published by Tor Teen. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of Little Brother, Cory Doctorow, comes Pirate Cinema, a new tale of a brilliant hacker runaway who finds himself standing up to tyranny. Trent McCauley is sixteen, brilliant, and obsessed with one thing: making movies on his computer by reassembling footage from popular films he downloads from the net. In the dystopian near-future Britain where Trent is growing up, this is more illegal than ever; the punishment for being caught three times is that your entire household's access to the internet is cut off for a year, with no appeal. Trent's too clever for that too happen. Except it does, and it nearly destroys his family. Shamed and shattered, Trent runs away to London, where he slowly learns the ways of staying alive on the streets. This brings him in touch with a demimonde of artists and activists who are trying to fight a new bill that will criminalize even more harmless internet creativity, making felons of millions of British citizens at a stroke. Things look bad. Parliament is in power of a few wealthy media conglomerates. But the powers-that-be haven't entirely reckoned with the power of a gripping movie to change people's minds.... At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book The Mask Wearer written by Bryan Perro and published by Bluefire. This book was released on 2012-03-13 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To defeat the forces of evil which threaten his world, young Amos Daragon, aided by mythical animal friends, sets out on a journey to find four masks that harness the forces of nature and sixteen powerful stones that give the masks their magic.
Download or read book Mother Land written by Leah Franqui and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 409 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Lively and evocative, Mother Land is a deftly crafted exploration of identity and culture, with memorable and deeply human characters who highlight how that which makes us different can ultimately unite us.”—Amy Myerson, author of The Bookshop of Yesterdays and The Imperfects From the critically acclaimed author of America for Beginners, a wonderfully insightful, witty, and heart-piercing novel, set in Mumbai, about an impulsive American woman, her headstrong Indian mother-in-law, and the unexpected twists and turns of life that bond them. When Rachel Meyer, a thirtysomething foodie from New York, agrees to move to Mumbai with her Indian-born husband, Dhruv, she knows some culture shock is inevitable. Blessed with a curious mind and an independent spirit, Rachel is determined to learn her way around the hot, noisy, seemingly infinite metropolis she now calls home. But the ex-pat American’s sense of adventure is sorely tested when her mother-in-law, Swati, suddenly arrives from Kolkata—a thousand miles away—alone, with an even more shocking announcement: she’s left her husband of more than forty years and moving in with them. Nothing the newlyweds say can budge the steadfast Swati, and as the days pass, it becomes clear she is here to stay—an uneasy situation that becomes more difficult when Dhruv is called away on business. Suddenly these two strong-willed women from such very different backgrounds, who see life so differently, are alone together in a home that each is determined to run in her own way—a situation that ultimately brings into question the very things in their lives that had seemed perfect and permanent . . . with results neither of them expect. Heartfelt, charming, deeply insightful and wise, Mother Land introduces us to two very different women from very different cultures . . . who maybe aren’t so different after all.
Download or read book Bridge of Clay written by Markus Zusak and published by Picador Australia. This book was released on 2018-10-09 with total page 606 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the no.1 New York Times bestselling novel The Book Thief. "An amazing talent in Australian literature" Sunday Telegraph The Dunbar boys bring each other up in a house run by their own rules. A family of ramshackle tragedy - their mother is dead, their father has fled - they love and fight, and learn to reckon with the adult world. It is Clay, the quiet one, who will build a bridge; for his family, for his past, for his sins. He builds a bridge to transcend humanness. To survive. A miracle and nothing less. WINNER INDIE BOOK AWARD FOR FICTION 2019 SHORTLISTED FOR THE ABIA BOOK OF THE YEAR 2019 LONGLISTED FOR THE DUBLIN LITERARY AWARD 2020 PRAISE FOR BRIDGE OF CLAY "I am pleased to recommend...Markus Zusak's extraordinary novel Bridge of Clay, which I suspect I'll reread many times. It's a sprawling, challenging, and endlessly rewarding book. But it also has the raw and real and unironized emotion that courses through all of Zusak's books. I'm in awe of him." John Green, author of The Fault in Our Stars and Looking for Alaska "Exquisitely written multigenerational family saga...With heft and historical scope, Zusak creates a sensitively rendered tale of loss, grief, and guilt's manifestations." Publishers Weekly "An evocative, compassionate and exquisitely composed coming-of-age story about family, love, tragedy and forgiveness. Zusak's prose is distinct: astute, witty, exquisitely rhythmic, and utterly engrossing." Australian Books+Publishing Magazine "Zusak is a writer of extraordinary empathy and he excels in his understanding of adolescent boys...in his portrayal of the gently traumatised Clay he has created a memorable character to savour... in Bridge of Clay, as earlier in The Book Thief, Zusak has succeeded in creating a story so vibrant and so real that the reader feels enveloped by it." The Australian "This vast novel is a feast of language and irony. It is such a compassionate book that it is hard not to fall a bit in love with it yourself. Bridge of Clay shares with Zusak's The Book Thief an underlying sense of the possibility of joy and human dignity even in dehumanising situations." Sydney Morning Herald "A complex, big-hearted, multi-generational Australian epic, highly evocative and rich in idiom that sprawls across 580 pages, much in the manner of Colleen McCullough, or Tim Winton's Cloudstreet." Good Weekend Magazine "In 2005, the Australian writer dazzled readers and secured a perch on bestseller lists with The Book Thief ...this book too is a stunner. Devastating, demanding and deeply moving, Bridge of Clay unspools like a kind of magic act in reverse, with feats of narrative legerdemain concealed by misdirection that all make sense only when the elements of the trick are finally laid out. In words that seem to ache with emotion, or perhaps, more aptly, with the suppression of it, Mr. Zusak moves us in and out of time. Grief and sacrifice lie at the heart of things, and we can feel it through Mr. Zusak's writing even before we understand the story's real contours." Wall Street Journal "What truly stands out about Bridge of Clay is the intensity of the prose - the potency of the heartbreak. The depth of grief and loss is so palpable you can all but feel the blood, sweat, and tears that went into crafting the story." Entertainment Weekly "As with The Book Thief, much of the appeal of the novel lies in Zusak's heartfelt love for his characters and for language. The book sings in short musical sentences like poetry, and words stop you in your tracks." Herald Sun
Book Synopsis The Sea and the Mirror by : W. H. Auden
Download or read book The Sea and the Mirror written by W. H. Auden and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2005-10-02 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written in the midst of World War II after its author emigrated to America, "The Sea and the Mirror" is not merely a great poem but ranks as one of the most profound interpretations of Shakespeare's final play in the twentieth century. As W. H. Auden told friends, it is "really about the Christian conception of art" and it is "my Ars Poetica, in the same way I believe The Tempest to be Shakespeare's." This is the first critical edition. Arthur Kirsch's introduction and notes make the poem newly accessible to readers of Auden, readers of Shakespeare, and all those interested in the relation of life and literature--those two classic themes alluded to in its title. The poem begins in a theater after a performance of The Tempest has ended. It includes a moving speech in verse by Prospero bidding farewell to Ariel, a section in which the supporting characters speak in a dazzling variety of verse forms about their experiences on the island, and an extravagantly inventive section in prose that sees the uncivilized Caliban address the audience on art--an unalloyed example of what Auden's friend Oliver Sachs has called his "wild, extraordinary and demonic imagination." Besides annotating Auden's allusions and sources (in notes after the text), Kirsch provides extensive quotations from his manuscript drafts, permitting the reader to follow the poem's genesis in Auden's imagination. This book, which incorporates for the first time previously ignored corrections that Auden made on the galleys of the first edition, also provides an unusual opportunity to see the effect of one literary genius upon another.
Book Synopsis Hatred of Capitalism by : Chris Kraus
Download or read book Hatred of Capitalism written by Chris Kraus and published by Semiotext(e). This book was released on 2002-01-18 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jean Baudrillard meets Cookie Mueller in this gathering of French theory and new American fiction. Compiled in 2001 to commemorate the passing of an era, Hatred of Capitalism brings together highlights of Semiotext(e)'s most beloved and prescient works. Semiotext(e)'s three-decade history mirrors the history of American thought. Founded by French theorist and critic Sylvere Lotringer as a scholarly journal in 1974, Semiotext(e) quickly took on the mission of melding French theory with the American art world and punk underground. Its Foreign Agents, Native Agents, Active Agents and Double Agents imprints have brought together thinkers and writers as diverse as Gilles Deleuze, Assata Shakur, Bob Flanagan, Paul Virillio, Kate Millet, Jean Baudrillard, Michelle Tea, William S. Burroughs, Eileen Myles, Ulrike Meinhof, and Fanny Howe. In Hatred of Capitalism, editors Kraus and Lotringer bring these people together in the same volume for the first time.
Book Synopsis A Gravity's Rainbow Companion by : Steven C. Weisenburger
Download or read book A Gravity's Rainbow Companion written by Steven C. Weisenburger and published by University of Georgia Press. This book was released on 2011-03-15 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adding some 20 percent to the original content, this is a completely updated edition of Steven Weisenburger's indispensable guide to Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow. Weisenburger takes the reader page by page, often line by line, through the welter of historical references, scientific data, cultural fragments, anthropological research, jokes, and puns around which Pynchon wove his story. Weisenburger fully annotates Pynchon's use of languages ranging from Russian and Hebrew to such subdialects of English as 1940s street talk, drug lingo, and military slang as well as the more obscure terminology of black magic, Rosicrucianism, and Pavlovian psychology. The Companion also reveals the underlying organization of Gravity's Rainbow--how the book's myriad references form patterns of meaning and structure that have eluded both admirers and critics of the novel. The Companion is keyed to the pages of the principal American editions of Gravity's Rainbow: Viking/Penguin (1973), Bantam (1974), and the special, repaginated Penguin paperback (2000) honoring the novel as one of twenty "Great Books of the Twentieth Century."
Book Synopsis The Primal Screamer by : Nick Blinko
Download or read book The Primal Screamer written by Nick Blinko and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The nameless evil that haunts a legendary punk rock outfit...a Gothic Horror novel about severe mental distress and punk rock. Semi-autobiographical novel from the Rudimentary Peni leading light plunging into the worlds of madness, suicide and anarchist punk. And it's a good read.
Book Synopsis It's Really 10 Months Special Delivery by : Natalie Guenther
Download or read book It's Really 10 Months Special Delivery written by Natalie Guenther and published by Anam Cara Books LLC. This book was released on 2015-08-13 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The girlfriends from It's Really 10 Months are back with more hilarious and heartwarming stories about pregnancy, labor and delivery. Welcome to the club of parenthood, however the heck you got here. We promise to make you laugh and give you that much needed break in the middle of all the crazy. We have partnered with the most talented bunch of moms and dads to bring you the best, the funniest, and the most outrageous stories to get you from girth to birth. Are you having strange cravings? Have you asked yourself what in the hell is happening to my body? Have strangers touched your belly? If you've answered yes to any of these questions then this is the book for you! Prop up your cankles, grab a bowl of your favorite ice cream covered in olives and have a laugh with our crew. Things are about to get real. The Contributors: Susanne Kerns - Carrie Groves - Alessandra Macaluso - Holly Rust - Julia Goddard - Lynn Adams - Kathryn Leehane - Ashli Brehm - Richard Black - Teri Biebel - Bethany Meyer - Lea Grover - Chris Smyrl - Sarah Bregel - Emily Ballard - Meredith Napolitano - Christina Antus - Amy Hunter - Mary Widdicks - Jessica Azar - Melissa Charles - Lisa René LeClair - Sarah Cottrell - Sharon Buckley - Kate Parlin - Chris Dean - Lucia Paul - Cate Pedersen - Megan Traub Woolsey - Alice Gomstyn - Amanda Mushro - Megan Steusloff
Book Synopsis 500 Years of New Words by : Bill Sherk
Download or read book 500 Years of New Words written by Bill Sherk and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2004-09-01 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 500 Years of New Words takes you on an exciting journey through the English language from the days before Shakespeare to the first decade of the 21st century. All the main entries are arranged not alphabetically by in chronological order based on the earliest known year that each word was printed or written down. Beginning with "America" in 1507 and spanning the centuries to "Marsiphobiphiliac" in 2004 (a person who would love to go to Mars but is afraid of being marooned there), this book can be opened at any page and the reader will discover a dazzling array of linguistic delights. In other words, this book is unputdownable (the main entry for 1947). If Shakespeare were alive today, he would buy this book.
Book Synopsis The Emotional Entrepreneur by : Scout Sobel
Download or read book The Emotional Entrepreneur written by Scout Sobel and published by Scout Publishing. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Emotional Entrepreneur is the emotional guidebook for entrepreneurs. Comprised of 25 lessons, The Emotional Entrepreneur will guide Millennial and Gen Z women through the emotional challenges of launching, running, and scaling a business such as fear, risk, uncertainty, and anxiety. Each of the lessons outlined are inspired by Scout Sobel's healing journey from living with bipolar disorder. As Scout found entrepreneurship running Scout's Agency and co-hosting Okay Sis Podcast, she quickly realized that her entrepreneurial success was attributed to her ability to handle the emotional waves of starting her own business. With her intense passion for the intersection of mental health and entrepreneurship and wanting every woman to step into their personal power to architect their dream life, The Emotional Entrepreneur provides a place of strength for those who are ready to create. Lessons include the importance of cultivating emotional independence, reframing your relationship with anxiety, uncertainty, and risk, understanding your ROI on pain, and how to believe in yourself when the world doubts you. Jessica Zweig, Founder & CEO of The SimplyBe. Agency & Bestselling Author of Be., wrote the foreword. The Emotional Entrepreneur is additionally endorsed by Rebecca Minkoff, Catt Sadler, and Lauryn Evarts Bosstick. Scout Sobel also called on twenty-five female entrepreneurs that she admires and has interviewed on Okay Sis to impart their wisdom around the emotional journey of running their own business - whether that is a YouTube channel, social media agency, or apparel business. The Emotional Entrepreneur is for the woman who wants to feel safe in her emotions so that she can get back to building the business of her dreams. "As emotional entrepreneurs, we know that our ability to navigate our feelings is what is going to bring our ideas into this world successfully. It is my biggest wish for you and, I hope, my biggest gift with this book-that you wake up each and every day and know in your bones that no matter what life throws at you today, you are ready, willing, and open because you fundamentally believe that you are safe in your emotions and you know that this lifetime is the one where your dreams are destined to become a reality." - Scout Sobel
Download or read book Nested Scrolls written by Rudy Rucker and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The honest and intellectually fierce autobiography of one of the most acclaimed voices in science fiction
