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Fart Dad Goes Number Two

Author : Ziolkowski Family
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781953300973
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (9 download)

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Download or read book Fart Dad Goes Number Two written by Ziolkowski Family and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What will last longer: The Coronavirus - or Mom's conversations? Most kids ask this question because most kids want to be happy. You probably do too. For this family, though, not only are the conversations and Coronavirus taking forever, people are found tied up in webs of words all over Milwaukee. Thugs are breaking out of prison. An evil (former) teacher is terrorizing the city by siphoning happiness from unsuspecting people. Powered by pizza, launched by lactose, driven by dairy - Fart Dad will burst onto the scene to save the day. But will happiness be grasped? If you are looking for a book that is kid-tested and parent-approved, this is it! Faith, family, and farts. Twists and turns. Redemption. Fart Dad Goes Number 2 goes where no one else is: faith-based potty humor with a purpose. Join us as we walk through significant cultural issues and regular everyday life while searching for happiness. If you do, you might just laugh your way into meaningful happiness with us.

No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)

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Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley

Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Dad And Me Setting Farts Free

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (455 download)

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Book Synopsis Dad And Me Setting Farts Free by : Jane Bexley

Download or read book Dad And Me Setting Farts Free written by Jane Bexley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)

Fart Quest

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206375
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Fart Quest written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.

Fart Dad

Author : Pete Ziolkowski
Publisher : Elm Hill
ISBN 13 : 1400327385
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (3 download)

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Download or read book Fart Dad written by Pete Ziolkowski and published by Elm Hill. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The toys are missing – again! The house is crazy clean – again! It seems like every time the kids leave a room; their toys go missing – and - the house gets new decorations?! How can this happen? How can they survive with an ever-decreasing number of toys? They need a hero to save the day. Based on a true-ish story, Fart Dad is all about faith, family and farts. This story is filled with funny twists and turns. It’s got potty humor, butt heart too. Join us on a fun, fart-filled, faith-finding adventure through every-day life that brings families together while saving a city’s toy supply!

Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206391
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Book Synopsis Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler by : Aaron Reynolds

Download or read book Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.

My Dad Loves to Toot

Author : Tootin' Tom
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book My Dad Loves to Toot written by Tootin' Tom and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!

My Robot Farts 2

Author : Dingleberry Small
Publisher : S.E. Gordon
ISBN 13 : 1536596884
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (365 download)

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Download or read book My Robot Farts 2 written by Dingleberry Small and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daniel D. Drek thought he'd seen the last of a certain stinky robot. Then one day, while walking his dog, a familiar passing of gas followed by a tinny voice catches his attention. "Oh no, Milo!" He watches helplessly as his dog collapses and begins to whimper. "What's wrong, boy?" he pets him, fighting back tears. When Daniel notices two glowing eyes illuminating from Milo's stomach, he realizes that one way or another the half-digested robot must come out. But at what cost? Intended for children 9 to 12. WARNING: This book is full of farts! Approximately 4,200 words.

Dad's Fart Jokes

Author : Tesse Adams
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781643401072
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Dad's Fart Jokes written by Tesse Adams and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Daddy Farted !

Author : Prometheus Lionhart M D
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781082285943
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (859 download)

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Book Synopsis Daddy Farted ! by : Prometheus Lionhart M D

Download or read book Daddy Farted ! written by Prometheus Lionhart M D and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-24 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happiness Comes From Within and So Do Farts! This family friendly coloring book contains 25 unique animal families - all with a farting father. Mom may not be amused, but Baby doesn't seem to mind. Children and Adults of all ages can enjoy this colorful humor - illustrated by a world famous physician and medical educator.

The Wreckage of My Presence

Author : Casey Wilson
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062960636
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (629 download)

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Download or read book The Wreckage of My Presence written by Casey Wilson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Magnificent." —People Magazine The instant New York Times bestseller: Laugh-out-loud, deeply insightful, and emotion-filled essays from multitalented actress, comedian, podcaster, and writer Casey Wilson. Casey Wilson has a lot on her mind and she isn’t afraid to share. In this dazzling collection, each essay skillfully constructed and brimming with emotion, she shares her thoughts on the joys and vagaries of modern-day womanhood and motherhood, introduces the not-quite-typical family that made her who she is, and persuasively argues that lowbrow pop culture is the perfect lens through which to examine human nature. Whether she’s extolling the virtues of eating in bed, processing the humiliation over her father’s late in life perm, mourning her mother's passing, or revealing her patented method for keeping the mystery alive in a marriage, Casey is witty, candid, and full of poignant and funny surprises. Humorous dives into her obsessions and areas of personal expertise—self-help, nice guys, cool girls (not her) and how to receive visitors in the bath—are matched by touching meditations on female friendship, anger, grief, motherhood, and identity. Reading The Wreckage of My Presence is like spending time with a close friend—a deeply passionate, full-tilt, joyous, excessive, compulsive, shameless, hungry-for-it-all, loyal, cheerleading friend. A friend who is ready for any big feelings that come her way—and isn’t afraid to embrace them.

Fartboy #2: Ready, Set, Fart!

Author : Adam Wallace
Publisher : Scholastic Australia
ISBN 13 : 1760979198
Total Pages : 131 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book Fartboy #2: Ready, Set, Fart! written by Adam Wallace and published by Scholastic Australia. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone thinks Martin is the tidiest boy in town. They don’t know that he is also Fartboy—the STINKIEST super hero EVER . . . A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. It’s a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?

Someone Farted

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481490648
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Fart Proudly

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 9781583940792
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Disgusting Dave and the Farting Dog

Author : Jim Eldridge
Publisher : Hachette Children's
ISBN 13 : 1444905082
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (449 download)

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Book Synopsis Disgusting Dave and the Farting Dog by : Jim Eldridge

Download or read book Disgusting Dave and the Farting Dog written by Jim Eldridge and published by Hachette Children's. This book was released on 2011-05-05 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Dave. He's disgusting - everyone says so. Even his mum is fed up with him examining his nose pickings. So now Dave's got a challenge: if he can avoid doing anything disgusting for a week, he gets a £20 reward. He thinks he can do it. At least, until his arch-enemy, Banger Bates, lands him with Fred, the farting dog.

Larry The Farting Leprechaun

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Larry The Farting Leprechaun written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that leprechauns fart? It's true! Follow Larry the Farting Leprechaun in the second volume of the Fart Dictionary series to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of leprechaun life. The Rainbow Rocket, Stinky Steppers and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, and booty. Grab this new release in time for St. Patrick's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list