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Author : P. B. Jelly
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781499235722
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (357 download)
Download or read book Everyone Farts written by P. B. Jelly and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-04-24 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone Farts - It's OK to pass gas teaches children about farting including who farts, and when it is ok to fart.
Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1454941480
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (549 download)
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author : Zoë Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110154757X
Total Pages : 117 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author : Lynda White
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1608604632
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (86 download)
Download or read book Everybody Farts! written by Lynda White and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.
Author : Birte Müller
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0735845468
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (358 download)
Download or read book Farley Farts written by Birte Müller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
Author : Shinta Chō
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781929132157
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (321 download)
Download or read book The Gas We Pass written by Shinta Chō and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)
Author : Make Believe Ideas Ltd
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781800589636
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (896 download)
Download or read book Frank the Fart Fairy written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (544 download)
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Author : Amos Tinker
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9781452158266
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (582 download)
Download or read book Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Author : Ashley Wheelock
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781733137416
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (374 download)
Download or read book We Toot written by Ashley Wheelock and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-26 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Toot is a feminist fable about farting. When a stinky toot is loosed at a slumber party, six girls learn an important lesson in body positivity and self-acceptance. We Toot lets little girls know it's okay to let one rip.
Author : I. Traf
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781793135537
Total Pages : 61 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (355 download)
Download or read book FARTS from A-Z written by I. Traf and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-03 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FARTAHOLIC COLLIDES WITH FARTING WORDS ... FARTS FROM A TO Z IS BORN. This is the Everyone and Everybody Farts Children, Teens, Adults, Animals, Unicorns, Cats, Dogs, Ninjas, Dinosaurs and Fish Fart Book. Both Women & Men And Boys & Girls Will Get A Laugh From These International Expressions Of Passing Gas. And Let's Not Forget the Parents, the Moms, and Dads, Who Can Use This As The New Go To Nighttime Picture Book for Their Younger Children. Farts from A to Z includes: Over 400 Fart, Farting and Farted Words In Alphabetical Order. Over 15 Fart Facts with Cartoons. More Illustrations Throughout the Book. A Crossword Puzzle, Perfect for a Bathroom Break. Farts from A to Z Will Make You: More Confident When You Talk About Your Farts More Outgoing as You Rank On Others Farts Popular at Parties and Social Gatherings with Your Fart Knowledge. Want To Post More On Social Media Sites so You Can Use More Mature Fart References. Farts from A to Z is the Perfect Size to: Hide in Your Backpack, Briefcase or Purse. Store in Your Desk Drawer. Put Away in Your Bedroom Nightstand. Read on the Bathroom Toilet. YOU CAN ACT REAL SMART IF YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE FART
Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1526361892
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Author : Emer Stamp
Publisher : Orchard Books
ISBN 13 : 9781408356357
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (563 download)
Download or read book Daddy Fartypants written by Emer Stamp and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2019-04-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daddy Fartypants was a very windy bear. It didn't matter where he was. Or what he was doing... And the worst thing? Daddy Fartypants always blames someone else. But that all changes when he meets Little Bear's lovely (and very windy) new teacher... Full of fun, farts and family ... look no further for the book to share with Dad! Emer Stamp is the creator of the bestselling The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig and winner of the 2019 LOLLIES book awards.
Author : Grace Hansen
Publisher : ABDO
ISBN 13 : 1098203372
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (982 download)
Download or read book Farts written by Grace Hansen and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The body is an incredible machine and this title introduces the gross and amazing reasons our bodies toot, wiffer, and fart. Complete with cool and colorful photos, labeled when needed, and a Let's Review! section. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Jumbo is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.
Author : Andy Jones
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN 13 : 0730499030
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (34 download)
Download or read book The Fartionary written by Andy Jones and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2014-12-01 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: • the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom • why the family that farts together stays together • what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty! 'THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants 'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot Ages: 6+
