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Download or read book Everybody Porks written by Sean Kennedy and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where do babies come from? This is a question that every parent will receive from their children at some point. Everybody Porks is a raucous trip through the birds and the bees, which answers that question with humor, heart, and a few double entendres for good measure. Like other humorous/parody children's books, Everybody Porks is a perfect fit for parents who need a good laugh after reading the same children's book to their little ones over and over (and over). Follow Baby Pig and Mamma Pig through a vast and hilarious menagerie of friends across the Animal Kingdom as Momma Pig explains just exactly where babies come from, with some truly wild examples. Everybody Porks is intended for ... well, everyone! It hopes to join the long line of wonderfully funny, satirical children's books like, which can both entertain parents endlessly, while also being educational for their inquisitive little ones.
Book Synopsis Dealing with Pigs! by : Dr Ivan Molloy
Download or read book Dealing with Pigs! written by Dr Ivan Molloy and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-06-29 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This novel was self-published through Xlibris in 2019 and since then has been extensively marketed through several avenues and platforms headlined by book exhibitions and major book fairs around the world such as The Book Expo America (New York), Beijing, and Guadalajara Book Fairs and London next year (due to 2020 cancellation because of the virus). It has also been featured in Press Releases and my website (http://www.ivan-molloy.org/) . Moreover it has been favourably reviewed by The Clarion Review and The Kirkus Review. However, I am approaching you now as I am seeking a more traditional publisher. Simply put, this novel is a somewhat comical satire of the politics and history of our world and is suitable for all ages. The main character Hunkle Trotter (a pig), lives in Mudwallow in a far off pig world. War soon rages between the pigs of Mudwallow and Hamcorner, as the elite among the Wallowites, known as snouters, seek to expand their power and fortunes through military means. As the snouters’ mercenary soldiers, the boars, and the Holy Pomponer, the head of the Wallowites’ faith, hoard food and wealth during this time, it is the weary, working-class trotters who go without. While the fight bogs down due to self-serving double-crosses and incompetent leaders, Hunkle finds himself in the role of an unlikely revolutionary. Meanwhile Hunkle's Cousin Crumpet has produced a series of writings on 'pigolitics' and 'pigolosophy' that demand equality and a rejection of snouter rule. Along with the vengeful rebel Snooper and Hunkle’s son, Whiskers, Crumpet establishes the snotters, a group that rejects the strict class structure and the worship of the Pomponer’s “Great One,” a deity that supposedly blesses pigkind from the Black Mountain volcano. Unrest grows, and the snotters are able to gain advantages over the ruling upper classes through utilizing the prized badapple, a tree with explosive properties and technological possibilities, as well by taking advantage of the lies of the religious caste, by proving that the Great One is no god. Somewhat a cross between the Game of Thrones and Animal Farm, Dealing With Pigs, is filled with scheming bad pigs and harrowing battles. Ultimately the revolution is successful only to fall prey itself to dictatorship, new revolts and quests to find a better way. In what is Book One, there are parallels with our human contemporary global politics and history except for major twists and turns leading to Book Two (currently being written).
Book Synopsis Twilight in the Necropolis by : Stephanie Schoenberger M.D.
Download or read book Twilight in the Necropolis written by Stephanie Schoenberger M.D. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-08-31 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Step into the One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest of drug rehab for Louisiana physicians and enter hell through the backdoor. Dr. Mary Jane, director of the professional health program, sells out health professionals for cash. She calls the program dough for docs. In league with Dr. Pierce Matthews, the sex and drug relapsing director of the Bayou Addiction Recovery Facility (B.A.R.F.), she railroads professionals into his facility. She is assisted by two medical licensing board members also receiving kickbacks. The atrocious conditions are overlooked because of payoffs at even higher political levels. The scheme is creatively financed by insurance fraud, treatments tainted by conflict of interest, spiked urine screens and overcharging. Besides holding the exclusive contract for all medical professionals, BARF also panders to anyone with a buck or insurance. The only prerequisite for admittance is patient vulnerability so the psychological blackmail can commence. Who are the care providers at this mendacity motel? The facility physician is also Pierce Matthews who took a weekend course in addiction medicine and is now an authority. He feeds his patients antipsychotic meds as frequently as he feeds his own opiate addiction. The head counselor is a homophobic racist Baptist preacher, the Komodo dragon in charge of the emotional feast. The administrator is a cock-of-the-walk redneck fine-tuning the fraud. The black single mother is a cocaine widow tossing the bloody bait into this emotional shark tank. The narcissistic female changes her values as often as her underwear. The patients resist the emotional onion-skinning with humor, despite the facility creed of emotional rape with complete invulnerability. But the grim reaper has his scythe poised. Where will his blade fall? Will he cleave corruption or hone honesty? Will liars be lacerated or the truthful torn apart? The one thing for certain is there will be death.
Book Synopsis Doctor's Orders by : Alecia McKenzie
Download or read book Doctor's Orders written by Alecia McKenzie and published by Heinemann Educational Books. This book was released on 2005 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Doctor Ezekial' Baker and his accomplice Shorty tire of the 'three-card scam', after being chased by an angry crowd. Turning their attention to real estate, they sell mythical plots of land for a non-existent resort. Things are looking good until the two grandchildren of one of their 'investors' begin to track Doctor and Shorty across Jamaica.
Download or read book Floating Kitchens written by and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Book Synopsis Vegan Mexican Food For Chowhounds! by : Mike Lee
Download or read book Vegan Mexican Food For Chowhounds! written by Mike Lee and published by Mike Lee. This book was released on 2013-12-30 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Blanched pinecone, a single blade of summer grass, covered in a delicate lilac sauce.” “Asparagus seeds and a boiled acorn on a bed of carrot laughter.” THINK THIS IS WHAT VEGANS EAT? For anyone who loves to eat and wants to learn how to make delicious, hearty Mexican food, that just happens to be vegan, there is an amazing new cookbook: MEXICAN VEGAN FOOD FOR CHOWHOUNDS! ARE YOU CONVINCED THAT VEGANS LITERALLY EAT NOTHING BUT LETTUCE? This book will prove you wrong! It is full of delicious, modern, authentic recipes that will wow your taste buds and make it obvious how delicious and fun vegan food is. There are dozens of recipes with delectable pictures, from decadent red and green enchiladas that will melt your soul, to simple meals like delicious tacos and nachos that are to die for. There are salsa recipes that will add some spice to your endless, gray cubicle days and vegan sides that will convince your friends that you have an abuelita that you hide in a cupboard. YOU WILL NEVER THINK OF VEGAN FOOD THE SAME WAY AGAIN! This is a perfect book for anyone who is considering a vegan diet. Think of it as a gateway to vegan paradise, as it recommends replacing a few meals a month, week or day with amazing plant based alternatives. Come on, you are already a part time model, so there is nothing wrong with starting out as a part time vegan. Changing your diet is really scary and it takes a really brave person to even contemplate it. This book eases the transition, making it easy to make the right choice for the planet. So, if you want to see what being vegan is all about, then this is the book for you. Also, if you are already a level 10 vegan, do not fret, this book is just as useful for you! Just buy it! Please… please just buy it.
Book Synopsis The Foundation of Philippine Democracy by : José D. Aviado
Download or read book The Foundation of Philippine Democracy written by José D. Aviado and published by . This book was released on 1960 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Congressional Record by : United States. Congress
Download or read book Congressional Record written by United States. Congress and published by . This book was released on 1914 with total page 1092 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Congressional Record is the official record of the proceedings and debates of the United States Congress. It is published daily when Congress is in session. The Congressional Record began publication in 1873. Debates for sessions prior to 1873 are recorded in The Debates and Proceedings in the Congress of the United States (1789-1824), the Register of Debates in Congress (1824-1837), and the Congressional Globe (1833-1873)
Book Synopsis Dave Barry's Money Secrets by : Dave Barry
Download or read book Dave Barry's Money Secrets written by Dave Barry and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2006-01-17 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you ever wish that you really understood money? Well, Dave Barry wishes that he did, too. But that hasn’t stopped him from writing this book. In it, Dave explores (as only he can) such topics as: • How the U.S. economy works, including the often overlooked role of Adam Sandler • Why it is not a good idea to use squirrels for money • Strategies that will give you the confidence you need to try for a good job, even though you are—let’s be honest—a no-talent loser • How corporate executives, simply by walking into their offices, immediately become much stupider • An absolutely foolproof system for making money in the stock market, requiring only a little effort (and access to time travel) • Surefire tips for buying and selling real estate, the key being: Never buy—or, for that matter, sell—real estate • How to minimize your federal taxes, safely and legally, by cheating • Why good colleges cost so much, and how to make sure your child does not get into one • How to reduce the cost of your medical care by basically not getting any • Estate planning, especially the financial benefits of an early death • And many, many pictures of Suze Orman But that’s only the beginning! Dave has also included in this book all of the important points from a book written by Donald Trump, so you don’t have to read it yourself. Plus he explains how to tip, how to negotiate for everything (including bridge tolls), how to argue with your spouse about money, and how much allowance to give your children (three dollars is plenty). He also presents, for the first time in print anywhere, the Car Dealership Code of Ethics (“Ethic Seven: The customer is an idiot”). Also, there are many gratuitous references to Angelina Jolie naked. You can’t afford not to buy this book! Probably you need several copies. What kind of financial shape are you in right now? This scientific quiz will show you. Be honest in your answers: If you lie, you’ll only be lying to yourself! The place to lie is on your federal tax return. What is your annual income? 1. More than $50,000. 2. Less than $50,000. 3. However much I get when I return these empties. Not counting your mortgage, how much money do you currently owe? 1. Less than $10,000. 2. More than $10,000. 3. Men are threatening to cut off my thumbs. How would you describe your portfolio? 1. Conservative, mainly bonds and blue-chip equities. 2. Aggressive, mainly options and speculative stocks. 3. My what? When analyzing an investment, what do you consider to be the most important factor? 1. The amount of return. 2. The degree of risk. 3. The name of the jockey. How do you plan to finance your retirement? 1. Savings. 2. Social security. 3. Sale of kidneys. —from the Introduction: “Why You Need This Book” Also available as a Crown eBook.
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Book Synopsis Confessions of a Society Columnist by : Rosemary Sexton
Download or read book Confessions of a Society Columnist written by Rosemary Sexton and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Book Synopsis Why We Are Not Nietzscheans by : Luc Ferry
Download or read book Why We Are Not Nietzscheans written by Luc Ferry and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 1997-06-09 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "To think with Nietzsche against Nietzsche." Thus the editors describe the strategy adopted in this volume to soften the destructive effects of Nietzsche's "philosophy with a hammer" on French philosophy since the 1960s. Frustrated by the infinite inclusiveness of deconstructionism, the contributors to this volume seek to renew the Enlightenment quest for rationality. Though linked by no common dogma, these essays all argue that the "French Nietzsche" transmitted through the deconstructionists must be reexamined in light of the original context in which Nietzsche worked. Each essay questions the viability of Nietzsche's thought in the modern world, variously critiquing his philosophy of history as obsessed with hierarchy, his views on religion and art as myopic and irrational, and his stance on science as hopelessly reactionary. Contending that we must abandon the Nietzsche propped up as patron saint by French deconstructionists in order to return to reason, these essays will stimulate debate not just among Nietzscheans but among all with a stake in modern French philosophy. Contributors are Alain Boyer, André Compte-Sponville, Vincent Descombes, Luc Ferry, Robert Legros, Philippe Raynaud, Alain Renault, and Pierre-André Taguieff.
Download or read book New York Star written by and published by . This book was released on 1922 with total page 602 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Chain Store Age for Chain Supermarket-grocery Stores. Grocery Managers Edition written by and published by . This book was released on 1973 with total page 736 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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