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Dumbass Too

Author : Jules Carlysle
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781539439929
Total Pages : 410 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (399 download)

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Download or read book Dumbass Too written by Jules Carlysle and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-09 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Attention Trump Supporters! Please take this book and beat yourselves about the head a few time... What are you thinking? This book contains a thousand reasons why Donald Trump cannot be the President...all from his own mouth. It s a study in major personality disorders. Full of lies, ignorance, contradictions, histrionics, impudence, hubris, misogyny, racisim, and then some really creepy stuff. In 2006, acclaimed political humourist Jules Carlysle published a book of troubling -- and yet somehow still hilarious -- quotes from President GW Bush called DUMBASS. It was a rollicking success in seven countries. For ten years, she has been waiting patiently for the next great bumbling orator to stagger onto the world stage, and along came Donald J. Trump. Thank you Donald....seriously...thank you. Reaching all the way back to the 1970's, this is the biggest, baddest collection of Trumpisms ever compiled. Is the book inflammatory? Sure it is! -- But only because his words are inflammatory. I am but the humble editor and archivist who records the action for entertainment purposes. Donald, if you don't want me to write about it, stop saying stupid things!

Surviving Life As a Dumbass

Author : Michael E. Webster
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595470785
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (954 download)

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Download or read book Surviving Life As a Dumbass written by Michael E. Webster and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-10 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Michael E. Webster's story begins in the Navy, where he becomes an aggressive alcoholic, managing to survive a series of episodes that should have been deadly. Still, he manages to graduate from two top Navy schools.After being discharged, Webster returns to his hometown, but he has no plans for the future. Through the help of family members, friends and others, he returns to school and meets future wife Peggy, who supports him through his many relapses into the dark throes of alcoholism.Webster finally realizes he's hit rock bottom, but not until others almost lose their lives. At the age of 33-overweight and out of shape-he joins a Tae Kwon Do school and begins a physically painful journey as he learns how to beat his addiction.For 30 years, Webster has continued his journey, and in the process, he's helped others to change their lives. He teaches martial arts at no cost to those needing discipline in their lives.Join Webster as he battles demons of his own making and journeys down a road to self-improvement in Surviving Life as a Dumbass.

Running Around in Circles

Author : Kunal Chaudhari
Publisher : Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
ISBN 13 : 9350837137
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (58 download)

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Download or read book Running Around in Circles written by Kunal Chaudhari and published by Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd. This book was released on with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kunal Chaudhari, the author of Running around in Circles, is an engineering major at Amity University. The author pursued his education at the University of Windsor, Ontario, Canada before moving back to India. He takes keen interest in sports, especially cricket having played professionally for over twelve years. More recently, he's been playing college level and university level cricket. Like most first time authors, Kunal drew inspiration from his personal life. This novel is a way for him to explore his own personality, thus his own perspective on the vagaries of everyday life. His insight on life is quite similar to that of most young people. So in a way Kunal's writing reflects the attitude of today's youth in every walk of life. Relating to his work becomes easier as he lives the life that he talks about in his book. The author loves life and lives it to the fullest. Humor is something that comes naturally to him, so inevitably his first novel has fantastic humor. Just at the age of twenty one, for Kunal the world is his oyster.

In My Feelings 2

Author : Jaleesa Prevost
Publisher : Sullivan Group Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1648404537
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (484 download)

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Download or read book In My Feelings 2 written by Jaleesa Prevost and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Craig and Karletta Hall begin their new and exciting life as a married couple, they have no idea of the drama about to head their way. Anticipating the birth of his first child, the apple of his eyes whose mother is Kyri Greene, his former side-chick, Craig is eager to finally become a father and change his womanizing and chauvinistic ways for not only his son, but his beautiful new wife. However, his world gets turned upside down when Kyri loses custody of their son, leaving Craig devastated and having to fight the state to gain his custodial rights. Will he be able to convince the cold-hearted judge to rule in his favor, or will his only son become lost in the system forever? Raven Brown is finally free from captivity from the greedy hands of Sunny, a powerful dope boy and self-proclaimed boss, thanks to her loyal bae, Rodney. Tensions and frustrations grow high in her life when she’ll have to depend on her former drug addict mother who has unexpectedly come crawling back in her life after hearing of her kidnapping. Rodney is out for blood and will stop at nothing to get Sunny’s ass laid out in a casket by any means necessary for the hurt he’s caused Raven. Will Rodney get his revenge and put Sunny out of his misery, ending him for good, or will the tables turn and bring even more life-threatening trouble their way? Tish Lopez and her boyfriend, Tyrone, are finally back boo’d up after his six months of jail time from assaulting her daughter’s father, Raheem. Unfortunately, when Raheem gets in an almost life-ending car accident one night, she’ll find herself having to take on the responsibility of his caretaker when his gold-digging, selfish wife, Rosie, decides to flee the states after finding out he won’t be of any benefit to her financially anymore. After quarreling with both Tyrone and Rosie about her controversial decisions, she’ll soon enough find out that everything that glitters isn’t gold when Tyrone makes a confession to her, telling her a big secret that will potentially ruin the perfect life for them that she thought was already beginning.

Witch Hunt

Author : SM Reine
Publisher : SM Reine
ISBN 13 : 1494879190
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (948 download)

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Download or read book Witch Hunt written by SM Reine and published by SM Reine. This book was released on 2014-03-01 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brutal murder. There are scratches on Cèsar Hawke’s arms, a discharged Glock on his coffee table, and a dead woman in his bathtub. Yeah, maybe he brought the waitress home for some fun — he was too drunk to remember it — but he knows for a fact that he didn’t kill her. He’s an agent with the Office of Preternatural Affairs. He doesn’t hurt people. He saves them. The cops disagree. Now Cèsar is running. The search for a shaman. Isobel Stonecrow speaks with the dead…for the right price. She brings closure to the bereaved and heals broken hearts. But when she resurrects someone for the wrong client, she ends up on the OPA’s most wanted list. One risky solution. Tracking down Isobel is the last case assigned to Cèsar before he bolts. If he finds her, he can prove that he didn’t kill that waitress. He can clear his name, get his job back, and bring justice to the victim. She’s just one witch. Cèsar has bagged a dozen witches before. How hard can one more be? keywords: urban fantasy, supernatural thriller, supernatural mystery, paranormal, urban fantasy, werewolf, shapeshifter, angels, demons, science fiction, free urban fantasy novel, free books, free paranormal, exorcist, urban fantasy series

Mischief at Sea

Author : Eoin Glynn
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1467898465
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (678 download)

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Download or read book Mischief at Sea written by Eoin Glynn and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-04-09 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This story is about two siblings, Daniel and Holly Nugent, who are taken on a family holiday aboard a Cruise ship. They soon discover that two bullies from Daniels school, Arty The Artichoke Nevin and his beefy brother Billy Nostrils, are also onboard. They then discover a further group of boys on the ship known as the South Side Locos who make Arty and Billy appear tame by comparison, and conspire to set the two groups against each other, thus distracting the bullies from harming them. The Nevin brothers finally become allied with Daniel and Holly to defeat the South Side Locos. This is an adventure story for children aged 8 12 years that addresses the issue of bullying and how to deal with it. The children discover that teamwork, courage, and the need to befriend the enemy can often work wonders.

Charming

Author : Elliott James
Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 0316253383
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Charming written by Elliott James and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sharp, sarcastic, and efficiently lethal, John Charming would feel right at home having drinks with Dean Winchester and Harry Dresden. If you're looking for a new urban fantasy series to pick up, CHARMING is a guaranteed page-turner. John Charming isn't your average Prince... He comes from a line of Charmings -- an illustrious family of dragon slayers, witch-finders and killers dating back to before the fall of Rome. Trained by a modern day version of the Knights Templar, monster hunters who have updated their methods from chain mail and crossbows to Kevlar and shotguns, John Charming was one of the best--until a curse made him one of the abominations the Knights were sworn to hunt. That was a lifetime ago. Now, John tends bar under an assumed name in rural Virginia and leads a peaceful, quiet life. That is, until a vampire and a blonde walked into his bar... CHARMING is the first novel in a new urban fantasy series which gives a new twist to the Prince Charming tale. Pax Arcana CharmingDaringFearlessIn Shining ArmorLegend Has It Short Fiction in the Pax Arcana world:Charmed I'm SureDon't Go Chasing WaterfallsPushing LuckSurreal EstateDog-GoneBulls Rush InTalking Dirty

Blacktop Freedom

Author : Winter Travers
Publisher : Winter Travers
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 302 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blacktop Freedom written by Winter Travers and published by Winter Travers. This book was released on 2023-10-18 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jax Adler Kaye Crew Two paths that crossed years ago, and then their lives imploded.Now on the opposite sides of the law, but both want the same thing: The Devil's Rebels destroyed.Can Kaye and Jax wade through their past to focus on the present, or will they destroy each other in the end?The Kings want vengeance, but now so does the law.

A Box of White Chocolate

Author : Daamon Speller
Publisher : Aphrodisia
ISBN 13 : 9781599830551
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book A Box of White Chocolate written by Daamon Speller and published by Aphrodisia. This book was released on 2008 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bailey Gentry, an African-American woman who vows to only date black men, finds her life taking a strange turn when she meets the perfect man, who is white.

Tales From Behind the Counter

Author : Jessica Samuels
Publisher : Jessica Samuels
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tales From Behind the Counter written by Jessica Samuels and published by Jessica Samuels. This book was released on with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angeline has been working at Kyle's General Store for five years. She has seen it all: crazy, stupid and even mean customers torment her on a daily basis. She has worked in over five different departments with stories for each. There is a chapter where she gives advice on how to survive retail, and shares pet peeves for the departments she has worked in. Join her down memory lane as she tells her stories about crazy customers and the stupid questions they ask. Also, if you think the customer is always right then you've never worked at a place like Kyle's before.

I am Sorry

Author : MD Nazmul Ahsan
Publisher : BookCountry
ISBN 13 : 1463007612
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book I am Sorry written by MD Nazmul Ahsan and published by BookCountry. This book was released on 2016-02-26 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our inside! First layer,simple! Second layer,complex! People around the world only care about them. Most of them don't dare or try to think about something else. Is there anything else without them? Yes it is! The complex layer is about depth. We think nothing down there. It's wrong! The deepest and third layer is the simplest! Simple enough to regret,avoid and fear! But i don't regret,avoid or fear! I just want! I wanted to depict them with affection! No fancy talk,no emotion or convincing to enhance selling! I am presenting you a book of 20 short stories. They are neither good nor bad! May be two or three of them are crap! But the others......you can hate them or love them....praise them or scold the.....but the only thing you are not going to do...... is ignore them!............"I am sorry!"

So Pucking Over It

Author : Elise Faber
Publisher : Elise Faber
ISBN 13 : 1637490798
Total Pages : 279 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (374 download)

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Download or read book So Pucking Over It written by Elise Faber and published by Elise Faber. This book was released on 2022-11-01 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I had everything I had ever wanted… And it meant nothing. Because the love of my life had lost everything. My career was exactly where I’d wanted it—I was on a great team, getting lots of playing time, and I’d finally won the ultimate prize. But Bailey was hurting, and I couldn’t live knowing that. I loved her more than my life, my job, my dreams. She was my dream now. And I would do anything to save her so that she could live out hers. So Pucking Over It is the final book in Axel and Bailey’s story!

Omorfia

Author : Josée Lefebvre
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1525586122
Total Pages : 347 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Omorfia written by Josée Lefebvre and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For hundreds of years, Omorfians lived in four distinct communities, Tofysiko, Ignosi, Aisthiseis and Synaisthima, each protecting a mystical and monumental viribus tree. With only a lifespan of five years, Omorfians do not fully understand their purpose, only that they must follow the rules of their culture and protect the viribus trees. It is not until the ruthless Sapiens of the South begin to kidnap their kind that the Omorfians begin to understand the meaning of their existence. Leios, a warrior and member of the Tofysiko community, has just lost his life partner and must bond with another to complete his family unit. Emely, the new partner chosen for Leios, struggles to find her place within her new house as Leios’s resentment towards her grows. As the Omorfians begin to further understand themselves and their connection to their world, they decide they must fight to protect their species. Four members, one from each community, band together to stop the Sapiens. When Leios is called to join this group, Emely can’t help but prove her worth and follows him on this perilous path. Immerse yourself in the unique world of Omorfia; let the characters fill you with life, love, fire, and passion as they fight to protect their species. Omorfia is the first of a trilogy.

Voices of America

Author : April Brown
Publisher : Texas A&M University Press
ISBN 13 : 0875657095
Total Pages : 430 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (756 download)

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Download or read book Voices of America written by April Brown and published by Texas A&M University Press. This book was released on 2020-11-04 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Voices of America: Veterans and Military Families Tell Their Own Stories collects dozens of personal accounts of military life from World War II to the present day. These narratives from Texas Christian University students, faculty, staff, alumni, and family range from deadly combat to downtime, from family dynamics to life after military service. Although the contributors share a connection with TCU and each experience is unique, they share a common bond with all Americans who have served their country across far-flung zones of conflict and decades of history, and speak with urgent relevance to American society today.

Puswhisperer: A Year in the Life of an Infectious Disease Doctor

Author : Mark Crislip
Publisher : Bitingduck Press LLC
ISBN 13 : 1938463633
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (384 download)

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Download or read book Puswhisperer: A Year in the Life of an Infectious Disease Doctor written by Mark Crislip and published by Bitingduck Press LLC. This book was released on 2015-01-31 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: H1N1. Staph aureus. Traveler’s diarrhea. All examples of human interaction with the microbial world, which counts viruses, bacteria, and parasites too numerous to mention. Infectious Disease doctor Mark Crislip has a strange relationship with this world—he spends most of his time trying to kill it, even as he appreciates the vital role microorganisms play in the Earth’s ecosystems. Puswhisperer is a collection of infectious disease anecdotes created from a year’s worth of clinical blog posts from the Medscape blog Rubor, Dolor, Calor, Tumor. Originally intended for residents and fellows, the posts have been compiled, edited, and revised for a non-specialist audience. The tales cover a wide range of diagnostic dilemmas and treatment quandaries. Which infection smells like buttered popcorn? Are some antibiotics “stronger” than others? Is it OK to eat the oysters? Along with clinical insight, the book provides a good dose of humor and insightful, microbe-centered philosophy. The author speculates on what the Earth might look like in five billion years, when animals and plants are gone, but bacteria remain. He also draws attention to the staggering rate of evolution in bacteria, made possible by short generation times and passing of genetic material from one bug to another. Finding a 60-year-old Staph strain in an old wound, Crislip tells us, is like looking out your window and seeing a Neanderthal shuffle by. Recommended for anyone interested in infectious disease and the microorganisms that run our planet.

Domestic Girlfriend

Author : Kei Sasuga
Publisher : Kodansha Comics
ISBN 13 : 1642120308
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (421 download)

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Download or read book Domestic Girlfriend written by Kei Sasuga and published by Kodansha Comics. This book was released on 2018 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Natsuo shakes off Momo’s advances and rushes out the door in search of Rui. However, he only finds her on her way back from meeting with Al… The rollercoaster love triangle finally reaches the climax. Who will have Rui’s heart? The jumbled knot of love finally unravels!

The Rising of the Shield Hero Volume 14

Author : Aneko Yusagi
Publisher : SCB Distributors
ISBN 13 : 1642730394
Total Pages : 342 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (427 download)

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Download or read book The Rising of the Shield Hero Volume 14 written by Aneko Yusagi and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Heavenly Emperor of Q’ten Lo is after Raphtalia’s life! To ensure her saftey, Naofumi must team up with the country’s revolutionaries to overthrow him! But when they go about fixing the problems of the country’s misrule, it drives the emperor even further into a corner. Nevertheless, Naofumi decides to add fuel to the fire by capturing the country’s former capital! But he learns that someone is pulling the strings from behind the curtain. “Whatever. Our only choice is to keep pushing forward. There’s no stopping now.” Just before Naofumi’s party reaches the former capital, they come face to face with the emperor’s ultimate line of defense: Sadeena’s sister?! Faced with Q’ten Lo thrown into chaos by family feuds, what will Naofumi do?! Lead its people to revolution!? Join the battle in volume fourteen of this otherworldly revenge fantasy!