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Author : John J. Kohut
Publisher : Plume Books
ISBN 13 : 9780452275959
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (759 download)
Download or read book Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest written by John J. Kohut and published by Plume Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: True News of the World's Least Competent People
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Publisher : Plume Books
ISBN 13 : 9780452278912
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (789 download)
Download or read book More Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest written by and published by Plume Books. This book was released on 1998 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creators of the infamous "Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest" and "News of the Weird" comes another collection of the most unusual and dimwitted events in recent human history--all absolutely true and all utterly hilarious.
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher : Pinnacle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780786002542
Total Pages : 154 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (25 download)
Download or read book The Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects jokes under such headings as "collegiate chowderheads," "national knuckeheads," and "foreign fatheads"
Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
ISBN 13 : 9781429972581
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (725 download)
Download or read book Democrats do the Dumbest Things written by Bill Crawford and published by Renaissance Books. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you think you've heard every dumb thing they've said or done...think again! Outrageous indulgent, and downright dumb. That's right, we're talking aout the words and deeds committed by politicians, our favorite and least favorite people in the whole world. In this hilarious collections, it's he Democrats who step up to the mike, open their mouths, and insert their collective feet. Democrats do the dumbest things. Just ask any Republican who might wonder how Senator Ted Kennedy, whose legacy may have as much to do with his partying as with his party affiliation, kept his pants on long enough to serve the public. When Ted was photographed atop a twenty-two year old woman on a speed boat, a fellow senator quipped, "Well Teddy, I see you've changed your position on offshore drilling." You'll howl with laughter and wince in pain at the musguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable Democrats including Hillary Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Rev. Al B. Sharpton, Ed Koch, Gary Hart, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Jerry Brown, Lyndon Johnson, and of course, Bill Clinton. Find out the latest from presidential campaign 2000--namely what are Al Gore and local Democratic "loonies" doing to keep the "dumb hall of fame" from running out of members? Highlights include: After the Chicago Bulls won their sixth NBA championship in 1998 Vice President Al Gore gushed, "I tell you that Michael Jackson is unbelievable isn't he?" John F. Kennedy had this to say about aging: "There are two naked girls in the room, but I'm sitting here reading The Wall Street Journal. Does that mean I'm getting old?" Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry once said, "Outside of the killing, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the country." These funny, edgy examinations of crazy political antics are sure to be as controversial as they are entertaining. Democrats will hate them. Republicans will love them. And everyone will want to read more.
Author : Sayre Van Young
Publisher : Ulysses Press
ISBN 13 : 1569758646
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book Tweet This Book written by Sayre Van Young and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2011-01-11 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with great short quotes, this is the perfect tool for spicing up ones tweets. The A-to-Z organization makes it quick and easy to find tweetable quotes on everything from love and hate to lust and repentance.
Author : Sherena Webster
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (159 download)
Download or read book The Misconception of Love written by Sherena Webster and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-02-17 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The misconception of love is the poetic journey of the authors' quest of trying to understand, find and experience genuine love. From the point of birth to adulthood and how their desperation created a blueprint for heartbreak, deception & betrayal. The author goes into detail about the emotions, thoughts and feelings that engulfed them for years as this was their greatest form of therapy. The author devotes their vulnerability in the pages of this book in hopes of helping others who might've lived the same experiences.
Author : Mark Bauerlein
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1440636893
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (46 download)
Download or read book The Dumbest Generation written by Mark Bauerlein and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-05-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This shocking, surprisingly entertaining romp into the intellectual nether regions of today's underthirty set reveals the disturbing and, ultimately, incontrovertible truth: cyberculture is turning us into a society of know-nothings. The Dumbest Generation is a dire report on the intellectual life of young adults and a timely warning of its impact on American democracy and culture. For decades, concern has been brewing about the dumbed-down popular culture available to young people and the impact it has on their futures. But at the dawn of the digital age, many thought they saw an answer: the internet, email, blogs, and interactive and hyper-realistic video games promised to yield a generation of sharper, more aware, and intellectually sophisticated children. The terms “information superhighway” and “knowledge economy” entered the lexicon, and we assumed that teens would use their knowledge and understanding of technology to set themselves apart as the vanguards of this new digital era. That was the promise. But the enlightenment didn’t happen. The technology that was supposed to make young adults more aware, diversify their tastes, and improve their verbal skills has had the opposite effect. According to recent reports from the National Endowment for the Arts, most young people in the United States do not read literature, visit museums, or vote. They cannot explain basic scientific methods, recount basic American history, name their local political representatives, or locate Iraq or Israel on a map. The Dumbest Generation: How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future is a startling examination of the intellectual life of young adults and a timely warning of its impact on American culture and democracy. Over the last few decades, how we view adolescence itself has changed, growing from a pitstop on the road to adulthood to its own space in society, wholly separate from adult life. This change in adolescent culture has gone hand in hand with an insidious infantilization of our culture at large; as adolescents continue to disengage from the adult world, they have built their own, acquiring more spending money, steering classrooms and culture towards their own needs and interests, and now using the technology once promoted as the greatest hope for their futures to indulge in diversions, from MySpace to multiplayer video games, 24/7. Can a nation continue to enjoy political and economic predominance if its citizens refuse to grow up? Drawing upon exhaustive research, personal anecdotes, and historical and social analysis, The Dumbest Generation presents a portrait of the young American mind at this critical juncture, and lays out a compelling vision of how we might address its deficiencies. The Dumbest Generation pulls no punches as it reveals the true cost of the digital age—and our last chance to fix it.
Author : Leland Gregory
Publisher : Dell
ISBN 13 : 0440507863
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book Great Government Goofs! written by Leland Gregory and published by Dell. This book was released on 1997 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The unofficial guide to the wacky mistakes our leaders don't want us to know about.
Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
ISBN 13 : 1580631738
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (86 download)
Download or read book Republicans Do the Dumbest Things written by Bill Crawford and published by Renaissance Books. This book was released on 2000-05-05 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bill Crawford follows up his hit books Rock Stars do the Dumbest Things and Movie Stars do the Dumbest Things with a volume that reinforces what we've known all along - Republicans do the Dumbest Things. From George Bush barfing on the Japanese prime minister to Ronald Reagan's announcement of nuclear war, Republicans do the Dumbest Things is the first book to celebrate and catalogue the hilarious heritage of the GOP. This collection includes all the misguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable GOP members, including Bob Dole, Helen Chenoweth, Pat Buchanan, George W. Bush, David Duke, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Rudolph Giuliani, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Richard Nixon, and Dan Quayle. Republicans do the Dumbest Things is the perfect book for Election 2000, a funny, edgy examination of Republican antics this is sure to be as controversial as it is entertaining. Democrats will love it. Republicans will hate it. And everyone will want it.
Author : Steven R. Hawson
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780028639246
Total Pages : 422 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (392 download)
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Intermediate Spanish written by Steven R. Hawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2000 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides instruction to enlarging vocabulary; offers tips on improving pronunciation, translation, and memorization skills; and explores Spain's history and culture.
Author : Paul McFedries
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9781592572670
Total Pages : 420 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (726 download)
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating a Web Page and Blog written by Paul McFedries and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides instructions for creating and designing Web pages and Weblogs using HTML.
Author : Tom Friedman
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0761193677
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (611 download)
Download or read book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments written by Tom Friedman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-05-16 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”
Author : Mark Bauerlein
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684512212
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (845 download)
Download or read book The Dumbest Generation Grows Up written by Mark Bauerlein and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Stupefied Youth to Dangerous Adults Back in 2008, Mark Bauerlein was a voice crying in the wilderness. As experts greeted the new generation of “Digital Natives” with extravagant hopes for their high-tech future, he pegged them as the “Dumbest Generation.” Today, their future doesn’t look so bright, and their present is pretty grim. The twenty-somethings who spent their childhoods staring into a screen are lonely and purposeless, unfulfilled at work and at home. Many of them are even suicidal. The Dumbest Generation Grows Up is an urgently needed update on the Millennials, explaining their not-so-quiet desperation and, more important, the threat that their ignorance poses to the rest of us. Lacking skills, knowledge, religion, and a cultural frame of reference, Millennials are anxiously looking for something to fill the void. Their mentors have failed them. Unfortunately, they have turned to politics to plug the hole in their souls. Knowing nothing about history, they are convinced that it is merely a catalogue of oppression, inequality, and hatred. Why, they wonder, has the human race not ended all this injustice before now? And from the depths of their ignorance rises the answer: Because they are the first ones to care! All that is needed is to tear down our inherited civilization and replace it with their utopian aspirations. For a generation unacquainted with the constraints of human nature, anything seems possible. Having diagnosed the malady before most people realized the patient was sick, Mark Bauerlein surveys the psychological and social wreckage and warns that we cannot afford to do this to another generation.
Author : Sayre Van Young
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1646046633
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)
Download or read book The Little Book of Threads written by Sayre Van Young and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-09-05 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a little inspiration for your next post on Threads? The Little Book of Threads features 1400 short, poignant and funny quotes from every walk of life and for every conceivable topic. The succinct, punchy quotes in this wonderfully diverse collection come from writers, celebrities, artists, and politicians all over the world, including Barack Obama, Oscar Wilde, Dolly Parton, Julia Child, Tupac Shakur, and Hunter S. Thompson. With an easy-to-use, A-to-Z organization by topic, you can quickly find the perfect quote for anything you want to post about. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” —Oscar Wilde “You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.” —Dolly Parton “I read part of it all the way through.” —Samuel Goldwyn
Author : Dale Benjamin Drakeford
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312441135
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (124 download)
Download or read book Dinosaurs Should Have Gone To School written by Dale Benjamin Drakeford and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-04-02 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A look at the theories of Dinosaur extinction with funny by-lines and poetic prose speculation. The book investigates the social lessons humans and students can learn from the dinosaur experience.
Author : Stedman H. Carr
Publisher : Bouncing Ball Books Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1934138053
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (341 download)
Download or read book True Animal Stories written by Stedman H. Carr and published by Bouncing Ball Books Inc.. This book was released on 2006-05 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: True Animal Stories is a collection of humorous short stories about human-animal bonding relationships. These stories are sometimes poignant and other times fun but always amusing.
Author : Donna Akiba Sullivan Harper
Publisher : University of Missouri Press
ISBN 13 : 0826260683
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (262 download)
Download or read book Not So Simple written by Donna Akiba Sullivan Harper and published by University of Missouri Press. This book was released on 1996-08-01 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "Simple" stories, Langston Hughes's satirical pieces featuring Harlem's Jesse B. Semple, have been lauded as Hughes's greatest contribution to American fiction. In Not So Simple, Donna Akiba Sullivan Harper provides the first full historical analysis of the Simple stories. Harper races the evolution and development of Simple from his 1943 appearance in Hughes's weekly Chicago Defender column through his 1965 farewell in the New York Post. Drawing on correspondence and manuscripts of the stories, Harper explores the development of the Simple collections, from Simple Speaks His Mind (1950) to Simple's Uncle Sam (1965), providing fresh and provocative perspectives on both Hughes and the characters who populate his stories. Harper discusses the nature of Simple, Harlem's "everyman", and the way in which Hughes used his character both to teach fellow Harlem residents about their connection to world events and to give black literature a hero whose "day-after-day heroism" would exemplify greatness. She explores the psychological, sociological, and literary meanings behind the Simple stories, and suggests ways in which the stories illustrate lessons of American history and political science. She also examines the roles played by women in these humorously ironic fiction. Ultimately, Hughes's attitudes as an author are measured against the views of other prominent African American writers. Demonstrating the richness and complexity of this Langston Hughes character and the Harlem he inhabited. Not So Simple makes an important contribution to the study of American literature.
